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straightFUCKED: So let's just skip this whole story bullshit. Me & a friend chugged 2 fourlokos each. My fresh new boyfriend of about a week came over, and that my friends, was the night I had my first legit 3 some ever. Amen.
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LokoLady: I'm convinced Four Loko turns you into an entirely different person- a moral-less crazy person. I've never woken up from a night of Loko's saying "Yes, the decisions I made last night were good ones!" haha Yet, I still drink it... I guess I like the moral-less crazy person in me. Last night, I went to a club, got drunk with my friends, cabbed it back (surprising we cabbed it, honestly, usually the Loko makes me think I'm cool to drive) to my friends house, drank a Loko (not even sure what flavor it was, I was so tanked), gave my MARRIED guy friend a naked lap dance, then proceeded to drive home with him n his friend whom I just met, and fucked his friend. Funny thing is, I don't even remember anything after the lapdance. And that was my first one night stand. Woke up at about 1pm (still wasted and next to a naked guy I really don't know) and called in to my work and said I was too drunk to come in. Pretty sure I'll be losing my job tomorrow. I love you and hate you Loko.
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br33tease: drank 2 four loko's. woke up in the bathroom, went back to sleep, woke up on a couch, heard people screaming, woke up again i was in my friend's closet, police were searching the house, all my friends were in handcuffs, and the police never found me. now all of my friends have a nice little court date i don't have to attend.
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Cincinnati James: Four Loko is a timemachine... that only goes to the future.
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Alexander: Four Lokos made me shit my pants, cheat on my wife, and buy 2k worth of potato chips online.
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Fajita Ray: One night I chugged 1 1/2 FourLokos. I woke up at home like normal. On my bank statement showed I went to 6 bars that night ten miles away. I don't own a car.
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JR5: Did a four loko power hour which amounted to about 3 in 50 mins went out to the back porch of my fraternity to smoke some hookah, the next thing I remember is waking up in my 9:30 am class with one shoe taking rather illegible notes. I hadn't been to this class in over 2 weeks my blackout self apparently is an academic.
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Newly Lesbian????: Had two four lokos... apparently took some molly at a Deadmau5 and proceeded to blacked out. Woke up in some girls bed an hour away from my house. My boyfriend said I broke up with him for her after we had a threesome.
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College: On my birthday, my roommates and I got a bunch of fourlokos to take home after a night out. The memories I have of that night are only in pictures, and they are as follows: -The 5 of us congregated around a huge bowl filled with FourLoko drinking from extra-long "I drink your milkshake" straws. I don't know where we got those. Or even where to get them now. -Two girls attempting to throw baby carrots into each other's mouths. There are over 30 photos of this. -Multiple shots of different girls on chairs trying to fan the smoke detector presumably from mass amounts of weed smoke and from all the burning food we attempted to cook that night. There were 5 different unidentifiable dishes leftover in the morning, most of them charred. I am hoping none of us ate any of it. -Multiple people in, on, or under the toilet for one reason or another. -Dancing with the maintenance guy, who probably came up to turn off the smoke alarm. -A 6 person bubble bath that we tried without bubble bath. (All of the dish soap was gone in the morning.) -The attempt we made at rolling fourloko cans in one girl's hair like in that Lady Gaga video. 2 of them got stuck. -Each of us trying to get the cans out of her hair. (I think we gave up because she woke up with one still tangled up in there.) -Apparently, peanut butter facials. -Lots and lots of vomit. -No one had any pants on in any of the photos. Not a single one. Even people that appeared to have come in later to join us also had their pants off. -Also, almost all of the photos were seemingly taken from the floor.
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kmac: Had 2 four lokos and 8 shots...went up stairs puked in the girl's room sink then lie down on her bed...girl comes in the room and starts hooking up with me and doesnt notice that i had puked in her sink. My frined comes in the room doesnt notice me hooking up with her and goes in the bathroom i puked in and throws up everywhere in it. Both throw ups in her bathroom were blamed on him and the girl never knew i threw up. i love four loko
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