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BoozedayTuesday: My friend Matt and I have the same birthday one year apart which happened to be on a Tuesday before our Calculus midterm the next day at 1 o'clock. We studied all week for the test. All week we planned on having out birthday celebration the Wednesday after the test. As we were doing our studying during that day we felt like we knew all our shit. So then our plan was to get lok'd that night to celebrate the night of our actual birthday too. Right after we planned it, I found out that I had to go to a meeting at 10 that night. I went to my meeting and ended at 10:30. I then went over to Matt's house thinking that we were not going to drink, but he thought otherwise and handed me my first loko. After drinking that loko like water I proceeded to take bong loads and birthday shots of patron. After that I cracked my 2nd loko. Cross-faded out of my mind. I started playing hockey (the drinking game) with my loko and when my can got hit, I had to chug. This last chug put me on the floor. Shivering on the ground face first with my face literally in the bowl, I thought I was going to die. I moved from the living room, to the bathroom and then to the bathtub where I ended up passing out. The next morning, I woke up at about 10:30 still shit-faced. I got driven home and in the car ride I had to puke. I held it till I got to my dorm where I yacked in the parking lot before I stumbled into my room. For the next 2 hours I layed on my floor trying to eat, drink and get better for my test at 1 o clock. Then when 12:30 came around, still hammered, I walked to class to take my test. We went to the test still drunk/hungover and took the test. After my test I went back to my dorm room at 3 and yacked the yellow shit in my shower and then passed out for the rest of the day. A week later, we got our tests back to see a 100% on my paper and a 102% on his. We got the two highest grades in the class.
Loko: 551
Not Loko: 427
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vegGoneLoko: My night started off with me buying 4 cans of 4loko; one lemon lime, one blue raspberry, and two cranberry lemonade. i chugged my blue raspberry within 30 minutes at my friends party. felt pretty faded, moved onto a cranberry lemonade and ended up chuggin that on a dare.. bad choice. things got blurry. then i realized i was almost done with my 3rd... lost track of time(blacked out) and came out of it running out of a KFC with half a bucket of chicken.. my friend told me that i chugged my 4th at the party and proclaimed; "i need some goddamn chik'n!". ended up buying a bucket ate half, threw it up on the counter and ran out of the place... I've been a vegetarian for 8 years, and i'm a member of PETA.. damn you 4lokos...
Loko: 549
Not Loko: 412
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LAMPZ: I DON'T REMEMBER ANY OF MY FOUR LOKO EXPERIENCES
Loko: 543
Not Loko: 430
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Phil: Drank 3 four lokos and took the SAT.
Loko: 539
Not Loko: 428
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butterknife: Last week pregamed with 3 Lokos then went to the bar. Several shots and beers later decided to leave with a lovely lady I had met that night. We decided that I was the more sober and that I should drive her car back to her place. Apparently I passed out while driving because I woke up after hitting a tree. She was still out cold so I pulled her into the driver seat and walked the 4 miles back to the bar.
Loko: 536
Not Loko: 424
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sufjan stevens: I drank 2 four loko and went to a sufjan stevens concert. I ended up singing on the stage and later on, I puked on my girlfriends dad while I was talking about fucking his daughter.
Loko: 533
Not Loko: 426
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brenda sue: i tried playing "sober sally" at a party cuz my friend was turning 21 and needed some watching that night. needless to say, i ended up with 1 dick in my vag and 1 dick in my ass. thx 4 loko!
Loko: 532
Not Loko: 426
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The Digga': I'd heard the legends, the rumors, the myths of the Loko but never drank a full one til this past August. That night, a couple of buddies and I pregamed a night out at some local bars with one each. After several more beers and a shot or two, I was ravenous: pissed on my neighbor's garage, was climbing fences and running through people's backyards like a hallucinogenic secret agent, and tried to dig up a street sign. No, not like shook it a little and tried to knock it down. I took off my shirt, got down on my hands and knees, and DUG A GIANT HOLE around the whole thing, down to its cement base. After 20 minutes-ish of trying, I gave up, broke off a branch from a nearby tree, and ran home shirtless through some sprinklers, fanning myself with the branch. It was 4 AM... when my parents opened the door to let me in. God Bless the Loko.
Loko: 530
Not Loko: 402
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Maria Trombley: When I discovered this website, I was confident that I was going to blow you all away with my Four Loko stories, but then I realized that I don't remember anything I've ever done after drinking Four Loko's.
Loko: 527
Not Loko: 391
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4crazy: I finished the 1234 challenge (1 blunt, 2 shots of Jack, 3 Coors, and a 4 loko) and the next thing I know I'm waking up in a bed god know where with two dogs licking my face. Having no idea where I am I try to leave but the first step out of the bed has my barefoot in my own feces. This is when I realized that I have handcuffs on. My buddy told me that I escaped the police after they arrested me for vandalism (I was spray painting the house I was at 'This is MY HOUSE, BITCH!) They had me in handcuffs but when their attention was elsewhere I booked it. I have no idea who's house that was or why I took a shit right next to the bed. wow.
Loko: 522
Not Loko: 410
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