Here are some Loko Stories:
elena:
First time I had ever drank a four loko, I lost my virginity. To a guy I met a few days earlier. I never slept with the guy I was with for a year prior because I was insistent about waiting. HAHAHAH FUCK THAT. Thank you four loko <3
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GripAndSip!:
Having tried 6 of 9 four loko flavors, i can say with confidence that drinking four loko is similar to getting raped by Mr. T holding a cattle prod in your ass, in jail, in the rain, next to a homosexual midget male prostitute tied to a pumpkin with a straw inserted in his urethra. Now that's loko
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sickly:
I bought 4 cans and saved them until last night. I happily drank 3 of them and then 2 hours later was overwhelmed with the worst case of explosive diarrhea I have ever had. I peed brown liquid out of my butt for over 3 hours.
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4hoko:
I drank a 4loko at a party over the summer. The first loko gave me the balls to drink a tallboy of old english, a couple shots of vodka, a shot of e&j and a couple of swigs of andre. After leaving the party, my friends proceeded to drag race all the way back to their house. Once there we smoked a blunt and took more shots. I ended up leaving to walk in the rain for a random ass booty call. I remember having really weird sex in a car and my head kept accidentally opening the window. I woke up the next morning back at my friend's house with my dress inside out, my underwear on backwards, no wallet and the suspicion that I had cried in my sleep.
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lewee_regal :
i went on a week long four loko bender. when it was all said and down, i was asked to move out of my house, i broke up with my girlfriend,broke two fingers, stole a womans bicycle, and got a black eye from god knows where. delicious shit!
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Gianc:
I went to a party and finished 2 four lokos in an hour. I eventually whipped out my dick and had bitches petting it. I was tripping everywhere. I took a fat hoe to the bathroom and proceeded to get dome. Soon after the head session, I ran into a fence butt ass naked. Thats not even it, I hit my head on a door and was bleeding everywhere. I shouted to my boys D Tanc and Nuchey that I was going to "bleed to death and passed out. I was eventually sharpied all over my face. I woke up at 6 am and found shit in my pants and throw up on the bed... Lokos 4 life!!!!!!!
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omg4loko:
I drank 1 4loko & felt nothing so i decided to chug my second one.. it all went downhill from there.. all i know is i some how ended up sleeping in someones unlocked car with a baby doll.
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WVU:
I remember drinking 3 four loko and a shitload of shots. What I woke up to was a video of me shitting in an apartment complex's parking lot. Which all my friends decided to watch over and over again the next morning.
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Eddy Kowalziewski:
Drank a 4Loko before the gym, thought it was an energy drink. Started fingering my butthole on the stairmaster, came hard.
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