Drank three of them over 2 hours at a friends then went to a college party and blacked out. Woke up around 6am in a field with no pants or boxers and some deer around me.
Hitched a ride back to town with some dumb hick who looked like he was 90. Made it back to my place safe and sound, opened my bedroom door and found a dead cat and some large rodent(?).
Cops came and it turned out it was my neighbors cat and dog. Bite marks all over the dead animals and I hoped it wasn't mine.
P.S. It turned out it was mine. Shameful night.