jackloko:
It was the night of my senior prom, and me and some friends decided to go to my friends house afterwards and have a kickback. I smoked a couple of bowls, and went to his fridge for a beer or something. I ended up taking a watermelon four loko because it looked good, and it was the biggest can in the fridge(i was baked out of my mind). I proceeded to chug 3 of those, afterwards puking my brains out on my friends couch. (all of the following is from friends recollection, cause i don't remember anything.) After 3 lokos, a couple beers, and excessive amounts of weed, i was naked in the street. My friends luckily stopped me before i got too far. It was about 2 AM, and my friends collectively decided to go to this huge graduation rager down the street. I tagged along, not knowing what the hell i was doing. According to them, I took ecstasy, smoked MORE weed, and chugged about another half of a loko before i took off with some random people in their car. I woke up at about 8 pm on the side of the road on a random highway covered in glitter and barf, my pants soaked in urine, and a bag of coke in my ass. I destroyed the coke cause i didnt want to get arrested. I wandered about a mile to the nearest cafe and asked where I was. I was in colorado. I live in Arizona. I had to hitch about 3 rides back and do nasty sexual favors for truck drivers. Thanks four loko. Never again. NEVER AGAIN.
