Shloef:
Don't ever chug four loko when your a 117lb 17 year old.. So a couple of friends and myself decide we're going to get 6 four lokos. We walk to a park right next to where they lived and chill under a pavilion. I drank a couple sips before one of my friends said the famous words "LET'S CHUG THIS SHIT". It as all down hill from there. About twenty minutes later my friend Oran(who is small and scrawny) decided he wanted to fight my other friend Nate who is basically a fucking body builder. Oran got the shit beat out of him once and right after he wanted to fight again! .. he got his ass tossed across the field a second time. At this point I was getting the spinnys so I put my head down. Not even 5 minutes after I threw up blue foam all over the concrete. My friend Jon carried me all the way to my friends staircase outside his apartment and I proceeded to throw up for a good hour. Not to mention I was totally embarrassed because the boy I liked(who's my boyfriend of 8 months now) watched the whole thing. After my fucking puke attack was ending Jon carried me over his shoulder to his house. There's still a blue stain on the concrete under the bench I was sitting on.
