uhohspaghetti:
I drank two four lokos and a couple shots of captain...
ended up at a strange woods party full of rednecks without shirts on, so i took my shirt off, my guy friends had beer cans thrown at their heads so i punched a redneck in the stomach. i don't think it hurt him at all. then, we're in the car and we all take our shirts off (bra included this time) and my friend tells me her boyfriend's dick is too big to fit in my mouth so i put it in my mouth and then i take it out and say "i told ya so". i only know about any of this from the morning after.
