OORAH:
Had a pregame party before my fraterniry's semi formal at my house. 70% of the participants were pregaming with four loko, causing the semi formal to be an absolute shit show. After an epic bus ride bound for Milwaukee, filled with incoherent murmurous chants and crammed with 60something wasted people, we finally arrived to the destination. One girl had to be carried into the function (resulting in her and date being kicked out immediately), another passed out puking on the bathroom floor, and everyone else was absolutely blackedout-shitfaced beyond belief to the point that less than $100 was spent at the bar among everyone. The night ended with the supervisors of the venue locking all of the doors as she threatened to call the police...LOKO!