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Dale Earnhardt: I drank five 4 Lokos before the Daytona 500, definitely not the smartest decision of my life.
Loko: 30
Not Loko: 3
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BLack Sunshine: HEY YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE IS MY FOUR LOKO STORY???? i KNOW i POSTEDED IT!!!!!!!! LET ME TELll you abt tis fr locko bulsh
Loko: 20
Not Loko: 3
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coolio: i drank four loko and thought soulja boy was a good song
Loko: 4
Not Loko: 3
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Laila Baybee: Ok so i was at my sis-in-law's house for the weekend & we brought like four 4Lokos & had 4 els...we went to the store to get the dutches for the els & went to the park. When I first tasted the Fruit Punch Loko, it tasted really fruity then it started tasting like STRAIGHT BEER lol but its something in that shit that made me keep drinking it...at first i had to mix it with Pepsi cuz i dont like the taste of beer at all, but after the 1st el I didnt have to mix it anymore. All I remember is walking, smoking, eating junk food, Pepsi & 4Lokos...lol i think i woke up with my shirt halfway off & no pants on but idk how that happened....Thank You Loko.!
Loko: 20
Not Loko: 3
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Wilson the Hammock Man: Need to pass out after drinking too much loko? Check out these sweet camping hammocks!
John Fucking Clark: I had FourLoko story that happened Halloween weekend. I started to drink it around 11am on Halloween and I found myself at the Russian Embassy protesting in front of 10-15 people taking pictures of me. I am banned from Russia.
Loko: 20
Not Loko: 3
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John chuckerson: How four looks have ruined my judgement: 1- drank two lokos and voted for Obama 2- drank 3 four lokos and slammed a 230 lb chick 3- drank 3 lokos and voted against prop 19 You tell me which one was the bigger mistake
Loko: 24
Not Loko: 3
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nola boy: drank a four loko then went to the club with some friends. danced so hard the crotch on my white jeans was black... didnt notice until the next day
Loko: 27
Not Loko: 2
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tank : i just drank hella 4 lokos and didnt wake up till a week later
Loko: 15
Not Loko: 3
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Whoops: So there I was with a huge bowl of paella and and a naked chick named Destiny. I had already had half a 4loko and was completely convinced that I caused Hurricane Katrina. It was at this point I noticed a copious amount of blood on my bed sheets and no visible wounds. After some quick detective work i deduced that "Destiny"(stage name)was on the rag. I didn't let this slow my stride, I drank another 4loko and chugged two bourbon and cokes. At this point i was getting hazy so I went with the flow and funneled three more 4lokos. I came to driving my car four states away with an IV hooked to my arm and a police dog in the passenger seat. I'm gonna call this one a fluke.
Loko: 19
Not Loko: 2
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lokogirl: I am not sure how many four lokos I had but I woke up in the morning with a broken nose. I had to idea what happened. Neither did any of my friends.
Loko: 20
Not Loko: 4
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