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makeoutblackedout: So me and my roommates decide to make a beer pong in our new apartment one Saturday night. It was suppose to be a small gathering and it turned out into a big ass party. A friend of mine brought in a 4 loko and told me I can't hang, I decided to prove him wrong and drink one on an empty stomach. It was a mistake to tell people I didn't eat, everyone was jus giving me beer, grey goose, henessy, and to top it off another can of loko. Man was that a mistake to mix everything, I started making out with a guy I mess with, next thing you know I'm pulling his crooch two my second floor (btw I own first and second floor house) ended up having sex and blacking out, those four lokos sneaked in quick. I've heard I walked on the street in socks, was very agressive to my friends and cried my ass off. The following day I had to work. When I got to work I realized I wasn't wearing under wear. NO MORE FOUR LOKOS FOR ME!!!
Loko: 17
Not Loko: 4
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BLack Sunshine: HEY YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE IS MY FOUR LOKO STORY???? i KNOW i POSTEDED IT!!!!!!!! LET ME TELll you abt tis fr locko bulsh
Loko: 21
Not Loko: 4
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John chuckerson: How four looks have ruined my judgement: 1- drank two lokos and voted for Obama 2- drank 3 four lokos and slammed a 230 lb chick 3- drank 3 lokos and voted against prop 19 You tell me which one was the bigger mistake
Loko: 25
Not Loko: 4
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nola boy: drank a four loko then went to the club with some friends. danced so hard the crotch on my white jeans was black... didnt notice until the next day
Loko: 29
Not Loko: 3
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tank : i just drank hella 4 lokos and didnt wake up till a week later
Loko: 16
Not Loko: 4
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Whoops: So there I was with a huge bowl of paella and and a naked chick named Destiny. I had already had half a 4loko and was completely convinced that I caused Hurricane Katrina. It was at this point I noticed a copious amount of blood on my bed sheets and no visible wounds. After some quick detective work i deduced that "Destiny"(stage name)was on the rag. I didn't let this slow my stride, I drank another 4loko and chugged two bourbon and cokes. At this point i was getting hazy so I went with the flow and funneled three more 4lokos. I came to driving my car four states away with an IV hooked to my arm and a police dog in the passenger seat. I'm gonna call this one a fluke.
Loko: 21
Not Loko: 4
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Terrace: Definitely drank 1 and 1/2 Four Lokos and woke up with my phone full of pictures with me and the Sharpie mustache I let the friends I had just met for the first time at the local party beach draw on me. Made out with a Russian, an Asian, and a ginger. Lokos this Summer killed me.
Loko: 19
Not Loko: 4
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Rissi : I woke up with a dick in my mouth after 3 4locos great nite!
Loko: 28
Not Loko: 4
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scooter: drank 3 four loko's woke up next to a chimp.
Loko: 28
Not Loko: 4
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Loko4DCUltrabar: Started a night with 4loko and shots of vodka, went out with a big group to Ultrabar. Most of us blacked out in the metro station, stumbled to the line, then couldn't get in because we were hammered. Other highlights include one girl pissing on the sidewalk, having to leave the metro for fear of vomiting and projectile booting out the window of a cab. Thanks 4Loko!
Loko: 20
Not Loko: 3
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