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beckster: I had a mixture of a few different Four Lokos and ended the night in the ER with a broken ankle, singing Juicy by Notorious B.I.G to everyone.
Loko: 145
Not Loko: 73
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Sir Doltus: Told A Fat Chick In A Sweater....That I Love Fat Chicks In Sweaters
Loko: 144
Not Loko: 67
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The Digga': I'd heard the legends, the rumors, the myths of the Loko but never drank a full one til this past August. That night, a couple of buddies and I pregamed a night out at some local bars with one each. After several more beers and a shot or two, I was ravenous: pissed on my neighbor's garage, was climbing fences and running through people's backyards like a hallucinogenic secret agent, and tried to dig up a street sign. No, not like shook it a little and tried to knock it down. I took off my shirt, got down on my hands and knees, and DUG A GIANT HOLE around the whole thing, down to its cement base. After 20 minutes-ish of trying, I gave up, broke off a branch from a nearby tree, and ran home shirtless through some sprinklers, fanning myself with the branch. It was 4 AM... when my parents opened the door to let me in. God Bless the Loko.
Loko: 142
Not Loko: 57
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Jamokes: Drank 3 four lokos in 2 hours. Went to Mcdonalds and threw up at the counter while trying to order 3 Mcribs. Tryed to clean up the mess with my tshirt and was kicked out. FOUR LOKO RULES.
Loko: 140
Not Loko: 60
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vic: If I could remember a four loko story, I would share it......
Loko: 139
Not Loko: 62
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Natty: The FIRST rule of Four Loko is you don't talk about Four Loko.. this page is so not helping the cause to keep this drink alive and available...
Loko: 138
Not Loko: 69
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C.H.G.: Got drunk on 4 Loko's, stole a vehicle owned by my university, got in a police chase with campus police, wrecked the car I was driving and a police car. Escaped on foot. Thanks 4 Loko!
Loko: 137
Not Loko: 55
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brolokos: I'd explain my favorite loko story... if i could remember what happened..
Loko: 136
Not Loko: 65
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tktitty: My friend drank 3 four lokos one night and for some reason he tried to give himself head. Not gonna lie, it was the funniest thing ive ever seen.
Loko: 134
Not Loko: 69
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Edward-4lokohands: We played a game of Edward 4loko-hands for my birthday party. It works just like Edward 40-hands, but you play with 4loko instead. I knew that I would end up pissing my pants if I didn't finish quick, so I drank both my 4lokos in under ten minutes total. The rest of the night was amazing... Baby bird shots, girls stripping on the kitchen table, and various other blurs. I will miss you 4loko. You'll always have a special place in my heart and in my liver.
Loko: 134
Not Loko: 58
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