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Ajax: Started the night at 4pm with 5 rum and tonics (horrible combo). Proceeded to finish a power hour, then slam 2 four lokos in 10 mins playing beiruit. The rest of this story, as I was told: I ran downtown and passed out on someones front lawn. Two girls, I met earlier that night, saw me and talked about calling the police. I jumped up, screamed 'NOOO!!' and started sprinting. arrived at an apartment building and tried to break in, then called 911 on myself saying someone was breaking into a building. 11:00 pm. The cops came, arrested me, took my phone, and handcuffed me. I tripped and because I was handcuffed my face met concrete. Woke up the next morning in the detox center in a bloody pillow, a black eye, and a swollen mutilated face. My friends couldn't reach me because the cops took my phone, and they called the cops because I was missing.
Loko: 241
Not Loko: 147
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Thunderwood: Drank 2 Loko's and half a handle of SoCo a couple saturdays ago and went to this frat house. Woke up with a black eye and no memory. As it turned out, i thought it would be a good idea to ask everybody at the party to hit me in the face. At least 50 people did, including a 6'3" 270 defensive linemen.
Loko: 238
Not Loko: 152
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Sir Doltus: Told A Fat Chick In A Sweater....That I Love Fat Chicks In Sweaters
Loko: 237
Not Loko: 162
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Bronx: So I drink 2 4 lokos and end up balls deep in some dudes ass. I go for a reach around and the freakin' guys got a hard on, WHAT A HOMO!
Loko: 237
Not Loko: 198
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vic: If I could remember a four loko story, I would share it......
Loko: 236
Not Loko: 164
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shithappens: So, I hear about this "Four Lokos" phenomenon on the news which makes me go buy one of each flavor. I managed to pound 2 1/2 cans in about 5 min...the 10 min long instant stomach ache turned into me being completely shit-housed. I threw my brand new android cell phone into the street for no apparent reason, pissed in my gf's cat's litter box, walked thru my neighborhood in only boxer briefs talking to myself.. then woke up a few hours later laying next to our community pool in vomit, with a broken pinky toe. Our neighbors now think I'm a total whack-job and hide their children when I'm outside - thanks Four Lokos!
Loko: 236
Not Loko: 155
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beckster: I had a mixture of a few different Four Lokos and ended the night in the ER with a broken ankle, singing Juicy by Notorious B.I.G to everyone.
Loko: 235
Not Loko: 167
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tktitty: My friend drank 3 four lokos one night and for some reason he tried to give himself head. Not gonna lie, it was the funniest thing ive ever seen.
Loko: 233
Not Loko: 167
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2Loko4fourLoko: wanted to catch a buzz and was a little tired before I went out, so I got 3 orange four Loko's. I mean, for $2.50 each, I 72oz of beer and energy drinks at once! BIG FUCKING MISTAKE! I drove, thinking I was fine and met my friends at the bar. Showed up wasted there, started drinking Jack & Cokes. Next think I remember I had the Shallow Hal glasses on... aggressively hitting on anything that was female, preferably fat and hideous... AND EASY! Things get fuzzy from there, but I woke up... pissed on myself, what felt like a chainsaw going thru my head and two blobs in my bed. I also noticed a Tabo Bell bag which still had some food in it -- I can only imagine what I did what those blobs, but because of four Loko I had my first 3some!!!
Loko: 232
Not Loko: 161
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C.H.G.: Got drunk on 4 Loko's, stole a vehicle owned by my university, got in a police chase with campus police, wrecked the car I was driving and a police car. Escaped on foot. Thanks 4 Loko!
Loko: 232
Not Loko: 165
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