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Phil: Drank 3 four lokos and took the SAT.
Loko: 177
Not Loko: 89
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LAMPZ: I DON'T REMEMBER ANY OF MY FOUR LOKO EXPERIENCES
Loko: 176
Not Loko: 62
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butterknife: Last week pregamed with 3 Lokos then went to the bar. Several shots and beers later decided to leave with a lovely lady I had met that night. We decided that I was the more sober and that I should drive her car back to her place. Apparently I passed out while driving because I woke up after hitting a tree. She was still out cold so I pulled her into the driver seat and walked the 4 miles back to the bar.
Loko: 176
Not Loko: 67
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DJ: Drank 2 1/2 four lokos on July 4th. Apparently 2 1/2 because I poured half of my third on my ex girlfriend but that ain't the funny bit. Shot a Roman Candle at a cop car and he tazed me
Loko: 171
Not Loko: 55
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Wilson the Hammock Man: Need to pass out after drinking too much loko? Check out these sweet camping hammocks!
collegeman: One loko is a pregame. Two lokos is a blackout. Three lokos you are guaranteed to end up naked somewhere. Scientifically proven.
Loko: 169
Not Loko: 68
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John Wayne: I had four four lokos and next thing i knew, I was in a hospital with food poisoning from eating a whole package of raw chicken breast....fuck....
Loko: 168
Not Loko: 68
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Sheesh.: Woke up naked on my best friend's bed after a Four Loko party. When I asked my incredibly dull sober friend what had happened the night before apparently I got with a chick, ate lots of pieces of cold left over turkey from Christmas dinner and drove a car into a river. I'm a guy, I'm gay,I'm a vegetarian and I can't drive. Four Loko, Eugh.
Loko: 161
Not Loko: 69
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LokoLady: I'm convinced Four Loko turns you into an entirely different person- a moral-less crazy person. I've never woken up from a night of Loko's saying "Yes, the decisions I made last night were good ones!" haha Yet, I still drink it... I guess I like the moral-less crazy person in me. Last night, I went to a club, got drunk with my friends, cabbed it back (surprising we cabbed it, honestly, usually the Loko makes me think I'm cool to drive) to my friends house, drank a Loko (not even sure what flavor it was, I was so tanked), gave my MARRIED guy friend a naked lap dance, then proceeded to drive home with him n his friend whom I just met, and fucked his friend. Funny thing is, I don't even remember anything after the lapdance. And that was my first one night stand. Woke up at about 1pm (still wasted and next to a naked guy I really don't know) and called in to my work and said I was too drunk to come in. Pretty sure I'll be losing my job tomorrow. I love you and hate you Loko.
Loko: 161
Not Loko: 57
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4crazy: I finished the 1234 challenge (1 blunt, 2 shots of Jack, 3 Coors, and a 4 loko) and the next thing I know I'm waking up in a bed god know where with two dogs licking my face. Having no idea where I am I try to leave but the first step out of the bed has my barefoot in my own feces. This is when I realized that I have handcuffs on. My buddy told me that I escaped the police after they arrested me for vandalism (I was spray painting the house I was at 'This is MY HOUSE, BITCH!) They had me in handcuffs but when their attention was elsewhere I booked it. I have no idea who's house that was or why I took a shit right next to the bed. wow.
Loko: 161
Not Loko: 57
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Drizzy Banks: After a night of getting Ocho Loko I awoke the next morning to a text that said, "Kelly wants to know your real name, you stole her car last night." I thought I had just blacked out and walked home, but allegedly I walked outside to find a car running parked in front of the party. Someone easily convinced me to hop in and drive it the 8 blocks back to my house. Moral of the story, don't leave your car running in front of a party.
Loko: 160
Not Loko: 65
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