Here are some Loko Stories:

Thumbs: Slammed 2 before meeting up with a few guys at the bar..ended up pissing in an alley, turns out it was all over a homeless man
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Josh : I had sex with my girlfriends mom and she actually had recorded the whole thing on the Camera she had bought my girlfriend for Christmas, so this is how it started, I'm all alone downstairs watching some crappy movie, so I go in the fridge and rumble around only to find four, four loko's so I'm drinking and drinking next thing I know, I hear my mom in law listening to rather erotic sounds, only to doggie her again. DAMN.
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Sean: I drank three Four Lokos and then proceeded to kill between four to five zombies and one Cylon. You're welcome, humanity.
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sketchy: I drank 2 and a half 4loko's and did coke for the first time! Sick!
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coolio: i drank four loko and thought soulja boy was a good song
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LokoKitty: Well, my best friend and i kicked off our saturday night by making a quick run to a drive thru convenience store to pick up our lokos, which is what we do every weekend. We repeatedly get completely hammered by four Loko, and yet still buy them every weekend. We end up bringing them with us for a night in the city. We go to a japanese restaurant and bring our lokos because my friend and i were feeling cheap, and did not want to spend money on actual drinks, while our other friend got some sake and beer. The waitress came up to me and asked "What is that?" and i told her it was ice tea that i had and i poured it in my glass. She knew i was lying, but turned and left us alone. Since we are underage, and didnt want to get kicked out, i decided to drink my loko as quickly as possible. Finally i finish and i am feeling pretty tipsy, but i wasnt quite done. I decided to drink about half a personal of sake... lets just say, DONT EVER FUCKING DO IT. We then walked outside, saw some guidos (which i hate) and within 10 seconds i was making out with one. They then turned around and left. we got a cab, went to union square, sat in the middle of the sidewalk and then went back to Penn Station to go home. In penn station we got mcdonalds, where managed to spill iced tea everywhere and all over my food. Then my friend and i went up to one of the little vendors that sell beer. I stood there for a moment, looked at the guy and stole a beer right in front of him and hid it in my jacket. Somehow he didnt notice, and neither did anyone else (need i remind you i DO NOT steal). We then got back to my friends house where i took a million pictures of myself half naked and posted them on facebook (a common affect of loko). Finally after my friend and i decided to order porn so we could get my other friend mad while she tried sleeping, we passed the fuck out. I WILL FOREVER MISS FOUR LOKO.
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wtf: So after I got done with a date a few of my friends wanted me to come over. So I went over there and my friend had bought 10 four loko's after everyone having one or two we decided to quick leave and go get high. My friend drove up to the walmart parking lot in his old sketchy van with 7 other people around me. After smoking we went back to the house. My friend wasn't feeling well and started freaking out screaming I'm in a black abyss of blood I need to call my mom I need to call my mom!! WTF
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classic : My friends an I had two loko each after work decided to go to a bar had two tall blue moon four shots the night was. Pick up two girls don't know if the girls rob us or we got jack by dude
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MikefromDC: Okay im a veteran drinker, despite being only 21 years old lol. i can out drink anyone that i know so when people we're talking about this 4 loko stuff and how it will fu@k you up and all, I had to give it a try. so i walked to the corner store and got 4 24 oz cans of raspberry lemonade. long story short it did fucked me up and i did drink all four, honestly if i wasn't so big (i weigh over 300 pounds) it probably would've been in someones ER. I did hurl twice though.
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thegoddessisreal: 2 lemon 4lokos and a pitcher or margaritas will make you question the patriarchal systems of western religion and make you inner goddess come out.
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