Here are some Loko Stories:

joose is better: Last time I drank a four loko I mugged a bum and got raped by a crack whore, and I gave her AIDS. Now she's all like " damn white boy how'd you get them AIDS?" an I just be like "blame on the loko, yoko" (she was asian).
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LOKOKING: drank my first loko last night, ended up slamming a one punch knock out on a cow and woke up next to a car exhaust, nomoreLOKOSformeLAD
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Skate rad mouth: So my bffl jesse beery sucked my dick ofter the many sips of my loko. I might have came maybe six simes in one night and after I realized my dick was green. I went to the doctor and was worried that I had a STD because we all know where Jesse beery has been. I later found out from my doctor that it was just the watermelon flavor look that made his mouth green and made my dick a different color. We are still friends to this day .
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MacGyver: I had a bunch of my little sisters friends over, and didn't have any roofies, so I let them share two cans instead. They don't remember a thing, but I will get to keep the video forever!! Thanks FourLokos!!!
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polanski: i drank about 3 4loko's and I got mad fucked up yo~~~ i called up my dawgs and we got in all kinds of shit...i ended up blacking out with my buddies finger in my ass.
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theshitshowison: basically I was out at a party and drank and indiscernable amount of fourloko b/c we were passing several cans around and all sharing them. the night ended with my friend (male, about 6'2 and maybe 180) getting roofied and me thinking that a dormroom sink was a great place to boot. not to mention the messy clean-up after realizing that puke doesnt wash out of a sink very well
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travis: me and a couple bros bought 6 locos and a fifth of jager. we planned to go to sorority swap, so we mixed the locos with jager and added half a crushed viagra and X for the lulz. we ended up getting to fucked up to go out. i ended up blacking out, and apparently a brother got a video of mee and my two friends sucking each off. i woke up in my friends bed with nothing but a tshirt one and now my friend won't talk to me or look at me anymore.
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logman: been drinking loko's for a little while now. decided to test my limits. bonged a loko and had a night i will never remember. after that, i decided to bong two loko's and the first one had a shot of ever clear in it. i went to a party and kicked a hole in the wall, came back to my apartment for the after party, and bonged my second loko. i was on the floor 45 mins later, banging my head on the wall, falling all over the place, begging for my everclear. went up to my room, passed out and broke my nose on my desk. i have to get surgery now for the third time.
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4lokoFairy: Drank 4 lokos a year ago just to test out it's mysterious magic. Didn't feel it at first so I just kept sipping and sipping soon I felt it creeping up behind me smacking the shit out if me. Next thing I know my friend and I go to an empty apartment only to find a passed out Mexican and coronas. With the help if the four lokos we were able to transform to little fairies danced around and stole his coronas. Woke up in the morning as if nothing happened but my stomach felt like I was about to give birth to an alien
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O. Dear: 3 Four Lokos. Slept with my friend. Had cops called on me for assault. Got kicked out of Toys R' Us. Got kicked out of two bars. BEST DRINK EVER!
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