Here are some Loko Stories:
meister:
Two loko pregame + 15 beers + two kegstands + grey goose = passing out in a bathtub. With a remainder of some asshole running the tub, waking up soaked, wandering three miles back to campus and booting out a cab's window.
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blow, not suck. :
Me and my roommate and a couple of friends were pregaming with a loco b4 goin to a party, and at the party i drank one more, which is a solid pregame for me. i've been drinkin for four years and put down 2 lokos almost weekly since i discovered em over a year ago. so i start drinking beer after my loko and by the second one i was blacked out. 2 lokos and 2 beers and i was gone. never before in my life. i was arrested tryin to walk home, after i was unable to do a breathalyzer because i sucked it like a bowl instead of blowing thru it. i woke up in jail, didnt know where i was or what i did. havent drank loko since. my birthday is comin up tho =)
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LocoPolka:
I never had any of these. You are all either in jail, sleeping in your feces and vomit, or cheating. Happy Thanksgiving!
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Overboard:
Drank three of them over 2 hours at a friends then went to a college party and blacked out. Woke up around 6am in a field with no pants or boxers and some deer around me.
Hitched a ride back to town with some dumb hick who looked like he was 90. Made it back to my place safe and sound, opened my bedroom door and found a dead cat and some large rodent(?).
Cops came and it turned out it was my neighbors cat and dog. Bite marks all over the dead animals and I hoped it wasn't mine.
P.S. It turned out it was mine. Shameful night.
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swisssh.:
rip lokos..<3 you will be missed.. ill never get fucked up like i did again.
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Immaget:
This one time I drank a four loko and took half a xanax pill and was soo messed up i litterally raped some guy.
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Jake H:
Had a couple lokos and a sturdy amount of whiskey a few weekends back. Apparently either lost my balance or eyesight and ended up walking into a pole knocking out my front right tooth. Somehow found my way to a hospital and had a canadian male nurse to try to help me... who i then proceeded to try to fight. Ended up leaving the hospital knocking over a wheelchair, flicking off every worker there, and yelling about "canadian faggots" Waking up with a hospital bracelet is always a fun morning. Thanks 4 loko!
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O. Dear:
3 Four Lokos. Slept with my friend. Had cops called on me for assault. Got kicked out of Toys R' Us. Got kicked out of two bars. BEST DRINK EVER!
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