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NotAnIdiot: I drank a four loko one night, responsibly... and didn't act like an idiot at all. I had a good time and I remember every minute of it. Guess I'm just not as stupid as most drunk college kids. Seriously? Grow up.
Loko: 43
Not Loko: 20
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RickJames: Played a drinking game with 4Loko, woke up the next day in half of a halloween costume and an incredibly large girl in my bed. She's my ra, it was april.
Loko: 43
Not Loko: 45
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Buddst: i drank 3 four lokos before goin to skool i had to take the chasee testso i go take the test and i threw up all over the room and and the other people best of all i passed the test and butt i also got a expelled for being under the influence went home and drank some more hahahahaha.
Loko: 43
Not Loko: 36
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Lorentz: Played loko pong killed about 3 then blacked out.. Apparently went to the local WV strip club (legz) and continued drinking whiskey of course.. Ended up trying to push a dollar up a strippers butt.. They didn't like this and I was thrown out so I walked over an hour to get to the bars where I was kicked out rather quickly bc I shit myself an puked while walking down the stairs to get in.. Woke up on the mountainlair green with 4 cops poking me.. Tried making out with the lady cop and spent the rest of the day in a cell.. Thanks loko
Loko: 43
Not Loko: 38
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yung jeezy: one night me and my boys decided to go 8loko, two cans, at the park. after partying down and gettin loked we decided to to roll back to my homies house. upon getting to his front door i blacked out and about 3 hours later i awoke on a beanbag chair. thinking that i had just gotten home to my own house, i stripped naked and fell back asleep. at about four in the morning i woke up feeling super jacked on caffeine and drank a gallon of water. after that i went back asleep and then woke up to my alarm at 8:30. i put all my clothes back on but had managed to lose my keys, phone, wallet and bike lock. i rode to work and spent the first four hours on the floor in the back not wanting to ever move again. that was my first loko experience but it was a great one.
Loko: 43
Not Loko: 47
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keith stone: couple nights ago i drank three four lokos, woke up covered in my own shit next to two dead hookers
Loko: 43
Not Loko: 51
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Western Loko: Drank too many lokos.....when i woke up i thought i was skiing down a snow capped mountain in the alpes gripping on to 2 skii poles but in reality i was giving 2 dualing western style hand jobs to 2 amigos with curious but gentle mustaches all while my thumbs were free for exploration...
Loko: 43
Not Loko: 47
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Pauli D: i would have a pretty bro chill story about lokos but.. i don't remember anything
Loko: 42
Not Loko: 45
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Tbyrd: so i had my buddy pick up the last two four lokos in the county for a party. we proceeded to drink beer and then decided to drink the lokos. at the end of the night i literally took a shit on my nightstand. wtf
Loko: 42
Not Loko: 39
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Barack Obama: Drank 6 Four Lokos and forced Obamacare through the house and senate.
Loko: 42
Not Loko: 21
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