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fuckingloko: i drink and steal lokos like its my job. but one night i was more fucked up than usual, i sat in a driveway for hours, put on my friends moms clothes, did some coke and slept in the back of her moms cougar and her mom founf me there the next morning drooling when she went to go to church. hahahha
Loko: 148
Not Loko: 163
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Dudey-bro: I drank two 4-Loko's. I convinced myself that I was a cagefighter. The next morning, my friend was covered in bruises. Sorry bro. Shit happens. :S Oh, wait, but this other time, it got me hooked up with a chick. Once again... shit happens.
Loko: 147
Not Loko: 140
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Funtimes: Had a four loko at the frat house, 2 beers, went to the bars, another beer, shot of jameson, a lemon drop, came back to the frat house, drank 2 more beers, 3 shots of vodka, rocked out to sum 41 went to the bathroom and threw up blood. good times. moral of the story i threw up blood.
Loko: 147
Not Loko: 171
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lokomadness: i had 2 fourlokos for a sweet16 did some cocaine with that shit mann ended up eating a bush and what not threw up on a few people but they didnt say anything if they did i wouldve shoved coke up their nose then i decided to play frogger on the highway by myself some ruined that damn game so i didnt reeally get to play i ended up getting arrested and told the cop to go party iwith me he said no got a 1000 dollar bnaiol.................unforgivable
Loko: 147
Not Loko: 172
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UniversityMisc: Me and my boy Bert were throwin back 4lokos when our boy Jeep Brah came by and we hopped in to go pick up some bitches and shit. anyway the Earth blew up and then the big bang happened and I had to ask if someone really is the first to be the most undecided look like?
Loko: 147
Not Loko: 176
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LOKEY: STOP POSTING FAKE STORIES
Loko: 147
Not Loko: 164
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swisssh.: rip lokos..<3 you will be missed.. ill never get fucked up like i did again.
Loko: 144
Not Loko: 178
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fourlokokid: had 2 loko's in 20 min. Went out to my car and yacked all ovver it like a dumb fuck head and then proceeded to drive while puking.. best cruise eva! Drove by a fuckin cop lololol!
Loko: 144
Not Loko: 166
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Can't Be Controlled: Four Loko = Blackout in a can
Loko: 144
Not Loko: 134
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Jake H: Had a couple lokos and a sturdy amount of whiskey a few weekends back. Apparently either lost my balance or eyesight and ended up walking into a pole knocking out my front right tooth. Somehow found my way to a hospital and had a canadian male nurse to try to help me... who i then proceeded to try to fight. Ended up leaving the hospital knocking over a wheelchair, flicking off every worker there, and yelling about "canadian faggots" Waking up with a hospital bracelet is always a fun morning. Thanks 4 loko!
Loko: 144
Not Loko: 161
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