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loko cowboy: Loko 4x4: 1 4Loko- passed out on a toilet, pants around ankles. Note to self, lock the door next time. 2 4Lokos- Woke up and had to make a dental appointment to fix missing front tooth. 3 4Lokos- Turned into an instant Casanova... and told a friend that I'm an IT major and would work her like an iPhone. 4 4Lokos- Woke up 27 years old.
Loko: 254
Not Loko: 282
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livin la vida loko: not really sure how much four loko i consumed since we were sharing several between a few people but basically the night ended with me scooping vomit out of my sink in my dorm room. with my bare hands
Loko: 254
Not Loko: 280
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meister: Two loko pregame + 15 beers + two kegstands + grey goose = passing out in a bathtub. With a remainder of some asshole running the tub, waking up soaked, wandering three miles back to campus and booting out a cab's window.
Loko: 254
Not Loko: 258
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hugotheterrible: Drank a sixer of 4 lokos. Ended up with some slut that decided that since I was her first we had to get married, bought the denver nuggets, ate some kind of weird cream from the tip of a homeless black guy's cock and fought all of the yu-gi-oh characters. Goddamn what a fake ass night. Be adults and buy good alcohol instead of nasty shit that gives you cancer. Fuck Four Loko!
Loko: 253
Not Loko: 293
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Hutch: Drank two four loko's and chased it with Admiral Nelson ($10 rum)got overly emotional and woke up at 7am still drunk.
Loko: 253
Not Loko: 251
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dead.: the first time i drank four loko, i had two and a half. my friend brought two girls i'd never met before over to my apartment, and then passed out. me, the two girls, and my roommate went to a party. on the way home, we pulled over to get gas. i had promised one of the girls i didn't know i would give her a couple dollars for gas money, and even though i fully intended on doing so, when we got to the gas station, the loko made me refuse. i then proceeded to start screaming at everyone in the car, including my roommate, which escalated into a full-on fight between us. i proceeded to make them leave me in the gas station parking lot. mind you, it was around 4 am. i then made friends with two random people and called my ex-boyfriend, who lives 45 minutes away, to come pick me up. he did. the next day i vomited twice in his house and he cleaned it up. when i got home i realized the two random girls had stolen my ipod, two necklaces, and one ring. fucking loko. i told myself i'd never drink it again, but alas... i've already stocked up for the pending ban in massachusetts.
Loko: 253
Not Loko: 252
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Rza - JuZa: morning after text: "i drank one last night and i think i hit my limit/im sorry i tried to kill you"
Loko: 253
Not Loko: 284
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blow, not suck. : Me and my roommate and a couple of friends were pregaming with a loco b4 goin to a party, and at the party i drank one more, which is a solid pregame for me. i've been drinkin for four years and put down 2 lokos almost weekly since i discovered em over a year ago. so i start drinking beer after my loko and by the second one i was blacked out. 2 lokos and 2 beers and i was gone. never before in my life. i was arrested tryin to walk home, after i was unable to do a breathalyzer because i sucked it like a bowl instead of blowing thru it. i woke up in jail, didnt know where i was or what i did. havent drank loko since. my birthday is comin up tho =)
Loko: 252
Not Loko: 267
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fruit punch: drank 2 four lokos, ate some fondue and puked all over myself, on a chair, and in the sink. the rest i dont remember
Loko: 249
Not Loko: 264
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O. Dear: 3 Four Lokos. Slept with my friend. Had cops called on me for assault. Got kicked out of Toys R' Us. Got kicked out of two bars. BEST DRINK EVER!
Loko: 247
Not Loko: 261
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