Here are some Loko Stories:
squirt:
drank 4 four lokos woke up the next morning with 3 girls on me. apparently i drove to three different towns picked up 3 different girls and had a 4 way that night... i guess im just a boss. anyways i had to drive them all back the next morning and i could remember for the life of me there names
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meister:
Two loko pregame + 15 beers + two kegstands + grey goose = passing out in a bathtub. With a remainder of some asshole running the tub, waking up soaked, wandering three miles back to campus and booting out a cab's window.
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Mark Sanchez:
I pounded a Four Loko and drove my team down the field for a game winning drive against the Texans.
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lokomadness:
i had 2 fourlokos for a sweet16 did some cocaine with that shit mann ended up eating a bush and what not threw up on a few people but they didnt say anything if they did i wouldve shoved coke up their nose then i decided to play frogger on the highway by myself some ruined that damn game so i didnt reeally get to play i ended up getting arrested and told the cop to go party iwith me he said no got a 1000 dollar bnaiol.................unforgivable
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swisssh.:
rip lokos..<3 you will be missed.. ill never get fucked up like i did again.
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hugotheterrible:
Drank a sixer of 4 lokos. Ended up with some slut that decided
that since I was her first we had to get married, bought the denver nuggets, ate some kind of weird cream from the tip of a homeless black guy's cock and fought all of the yu-gi-oh characters. Goddamn what a fake ass night. Be adults and buy good alcohol instead of nasty shit that gives you cancer. Fuck Four Loko!
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O. Dear:
3 Four Lokos. Slept with my friend. Had cops called on me for assault. Got kicked out of Toys R' Us. Got kicked out of two bars. BEST DRINK EVER!
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blow, not suck. :
Me and my roommate and a couple of friends were pregaming with a loco b4 goin to a party, and at the party i drank one more, which is a solid pregame for me. i've been drinkin for four years and put down 2 lokos almost weekly since i discovered em over a year ago. so i start drinking beer after my loko and by the second one i was blacked out. 2 lokos and 2 beers and i was gone. never before in my life. i was arrested tryin to walk home, after i was unable to do a breathalyzer because i sucked it like a bowl instead of blowing thru it. i woke up in jail, didnt know where i was or what i did. havent drank loko since. my birthday is comin up tho =)
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