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broken..: It was the first night me and my ex boyfriend(boyfriend at the time) ever tried Four Lokos together;; the most I ever drank was 1 and it gave me a pretty good buzz so we bought 2 a piece. The first one I drank down in about 10 minutes and then proceeded to drink down the second one in about 5. After that it gets a little fuzzy;; I went upstairs to go to the bathroom and fell in the bathtub;; didn't realize it til my ex came upstairs to see what happened;; turned out the shower curtain came out of the wall and then I'm told I wouldn't let him go to bed until he laid me;; I told him a lot of raunchy things and woke up the next morning with no recolection of what happened
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ChaseBOSS: so i drank two lokos after spiking them with vodka. apparently i tried to fight five innocent bystanders because my pizza was taking too long at rocco's and i punched the taillight out of cars in front of a bar. this was all after i ran into zac efron on bourbon street and tried to get him to party with us. at least he showed some love and gave me a high five followed by a pound and laughed at my drunkeness.
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Josh Juice: Drank a four loko went to go buy more, got some and cracked it open..the the cops show up and gives my brother inlaw a feild sobriety test he fails it and the give him a breathalizer test and he past it, needless to say more four lokos died that night..THANK YOU FOUR LOKOS
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shitter: the first time i drank four lokos, i felt like i just ate shrooms.
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Pauli D: i would have a pretty bro chill story about lokos but.. i don't remember anything
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Dr Light Weight: It was a typical Saturday night, me and my friends looking for ways to get hurt. None of us had ever tried a Loko before, but we decided it was time to finally try. The 4 of us in the back of the homies car, one can for 2 people. We started drinking and ended up going to a friends kickback. The last thing I remember is yelling in the streets and coming home with the guy who was throwing the kickback. Apparatus I invited him inside my house and hooked up, then i spilled water all over my kitchen floor. I woke up in the middle of the night with my jeans and bra on, makeup still on my face, and contacts still in my eyes. I get up to see random shit all over my floor. I go to the bathroom and see that vomit was cleaned up by my mom, I told my parents I had a bad meal at Panda Express..
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Can't Be Controlled: Four Loko = Blackout in a can
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Tbyrd: so i had my buddy pick up the last two four lokos in the county for a party. we proceeded to drink beer and then decided to drink the lokos. at the end of the night i literally took a shit on my nightstand. wtf
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504: soo, it was my first night with four loko. and I may have drank two of them? I don't remember. to add to my ridiculousness I decided to smoke a wonderful plant. I was then "that girl" passed out on a couch being laughed at.. I magically made it to the next door apartment, my ex-boyfriends apartment and threw up all over in his living room. However during my vomiting session my roomate scored a McLovin' poster. overall four loko was a success.
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Barack Obama: Drank 6 Four Lokos and forced Obamacare through the house and senate.
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