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steve: suked a dick in my room n the shit wuz da best thx 4 loko
Loko: 213
Not Loko: 223
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LOKEY: STOP POSTING FAKE STORIES
Loko: 213
Not Loko: 229
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Jennifer PSU: I am a junior at Penn State. My roommates and I drank 4 Loco at a party. Woke up the next morning in bed with her. Yeah!!
Loko: 213
Not Loko: 230
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Rza - JuZa: morning after text: "i drank one last night and i think i hit my limit/im sorry i tried to kill you"
Loko: 213
Not Loko: 240
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livin la vida loko: not really sure how much four loko i consumed since we were sharing several between a few people but basically the night ended with me scooping vomit out of my sink in my dorm room. with my bare hands
Loko: 213
Not Loko: 235
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LocoPolka: I never had any of these. You are all either in jail, sleeping in your feces and vomit, or cheating. Happy Thanksgiving!
Loko: 213
Not Loko: 200
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CCYEEYEE69: i drank a four loko before football practice then after practice i got really mad and cursed out about 40 people, then when another teams soccer team started walking by i tried to fight all of them and made myself look like an idiot.. cant win em all four loko
Loko: 212
Not Loko: 200
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hugotheterrible: Drank a sixer of 4 lokos. Ended up with some slut that decided that since I was her first we had to get married, bought the denver nuggets, ate some kind of weird cream from the tip of a homeless black guy's cock and fought all of the yu-gi-oh characters. Goddamn what a fake ass night. Be adults and buy good alcohol instead of nasty shit that gives you cancer. Fuck Four Loko!
Loko: 212
Not Loko: 246
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lokomadness: i had 2 fourlokos for a sweet16 did some cocaine with that shit mann ended up eating a bush and what not threw up on a few people but they didnt say anything if they did i wouldve shoved coke up their nose then i decided to play frogger on the highway by myself some ruined that damn game so i didnt reeally get to play i ended up getting arrested and told the cop to go party iwith me he said no got a 1000 dollar bnaiol.................unforgivable
Loko: 212
Not Loko: 246
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MKU: Active ingredients: Maca root, 250mg Horny goat weed, 500mg. That's right. Horny goat weed. My friend, L, works at a major corporate drugstore. One day he found a pill bottle of the stuff with the outer plastic seal broken, but the inner foil seal intact. Company policy says they can't sell it if a seal is broken, condition, so L pocketed it. Fast forwards to the following weekend. L, my girlfriend, and I are each sipping on some 4loko, and we get the great idea to take some horny goat weed. That was our second mistake. "Take two per day with meals as a dietary supplement." I eyed the bottle, passed L and my GF a pill each, and tossed one back. After drunkenly peer pressuring eachother, I eventually swallow two more. Sure enough, an hour down the line, my girlfriend and I run off to the bedroom. Normally we hit some technical difficulties if we've both been drinking before doin' the do, but this time everything flows just fine. In the raging maelstrom of drunk, caffeinated, and horny goat weed fueled sex, she tells me to turn her over (switch positions). I lift her up, lose balance, and her head smacks into the windowsill with a LOUD bang. "Oh fuck, are you okay, baby?" -"Uh, yeah, I'm fine."(insinuating I should keep going) Next morning rolls around, she has a throbbing headache but otherwise seems fine. However, that evening at work she gets extremely dizzy and leaves work to go the emergency room. Doctors diagnosed her with a concussion. A fucking concussion. I drank 4loko, took horny goat weed, and gave my girlfriend a concussion.
Loko: 212
Not Loko: 215
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