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wvuballer: So I had a loko before but decided to have two this time. We just happened to be at Miami of Ohio for a baseball trip, so I had no clue where I was at. I finished both my lokos in less than an hour and we went to some party and that is the last think I remember. I looked back through all my text and don't remember anything for 3 hours of my life. I was picked up outside a Kroger by my teammates a mile and half away from the house party. Where did I go?
Loko: 337
Not Loko: 352
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Hannah: I was reported speaking something resembling German while repeatedly banging my head against the window in a car. I don't even know German..
Loko: 336
Not Loko: 378
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Mark Sanchez: I pounded a Four Loko and drove my team down the field for a game winning drive against the Texans.
Loko: 336
Not Loko: 370
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Polloloco : GOT DRUNK WITH SOME CHOLAS AT A MOTEL AND WE DRANK 2 MANY LOKOS. I GOT DRUNK BUT I PASSED OUT. I WOKE UP NAKED WITH N0 WALLET/CAR KEYS/CLOTHES... I GOT ROBBED...
Loko: 336
Not Loko: 336
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wonderwonderland: So I had a couple Four Lokos for the first time. All my friends said it would fuck me up but I didn't really believe them. I had about fthree our four and thendecided it would be a good idea to go suck cocks, so I basically made a deal that anyone who went out on my friends porch would get their cock sucked. I think I did like ten or twelve cocks. Later me and this Bolivian dude fucked on a park bench and I remember pissing in the street cause I had to squat down to do it. I woke up at this apartment next door with these Filipino dudes and we went to ihop together. I had a grand slam and it FUCKING RULED. Thanks four loko
Loko: 336
Not Loko: 365
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DJ: so tonight i got out of work at like 1230AM and me and some friends from work drank four lokos and tilt so we went up to another sonic and we were all fine like 4 four lokos deep or something i dont even know butr all of a sudden my friend pulls on a side street cuz i need to pee and this 250 pound guy falls out of the car and pukes everywhere we drive back to his house his car included and he says its not his house probbably like 3am by this point we get his brother outside and he stands in the front yard with him while hes passed out in the rain on the front lawn not movie we all had a fantastic time and realized never party w. this kid again aha i am loko four loko so we will continue drinking it just not w. this kid everrrrr again crazy ass night was a lot of fun hanging out of sun roofs and shit just hate when ppl decide to die on the side of the road i love you four loko<3
Loko: 336
Not Loko: 354
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l0k0 m0k0: I never tried any 4 Lokos in my life but im feelin the stories posted =]
Loko: 336
Not Loko: 356
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Vox: I drank 2 lokos... Now I'm pregnant... I'm a dude.
Loko: 336
Not Loko: 330
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steve: suked a dick in my room n the shit wuz da best thx 4 loko
Loko: 336
Not Loko: 353
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space ghost: one night i was hanging out with friends and we decided to play circle of death with four lokos with a loko in the middle. so long story short i drank two whole four lokos in all. the next thing i know i'm in an ally way swaying from side to side hollering i'm drrrrruuuuuuuuunkkkk. played hide and seek with my friends. peed on my friends car on accident. and then i ended up in a car. then my bed. woke up a hot mess yeaaa you can say the four loko got me.
Loko: 336
Not Loko: 367
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