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LERUAL EHT: 2 4 lOCOs and a 40. i died went to heaven and came back to life.
Loko: 338
Not Loko: 352
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Overboard: Drank three of them over 2 hours at a friends then went to a college party and blacked out. Woke up around 6am in a field with no pants or boxers and some deer around me. Hitched a ride back to town with some dumb hick who looked like he was 90. Made it back to my place safe and sound, opened my bedroom door and found a dead cat and some large rodent(?). Cops came and it turned out it was my neighbors cat and dog. Bite marks all over the dead animals and I hoped it wasn't mine. P.S. It turned out it was mine. Shameful night.
Loko: 338
Not Loko: 299
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hooked on meth : well one day after doing a bith me and my my mate went out to get a prostertute and she sed try this (4loko) so we both drank 20 cans between us and we got smashed? and we wnt home and raped my wife and 2 kids we went to my dads got his 44 magnum and repeatedly shot a teddy bear an x girlfriend gave me and then realised i had a boner so we done eachover up the bum and then woke up on jerry springer!!
Loko: 337
Not Loko: 347
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LG: The first time I had Four Loko was at 9 am right before Lollapalooza. If Lolla was the shit before Loko....now it's the most glorious shit of all time. Lokopalooza more like it.
Loko: 337
Not Loko: 358
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Wilson the Hammock Man: Need to pass out after drinking too much loko? Check out these sweet camping hammocks!
locofordemlokos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVWWre8tn_U&feature=player_embedded#!
Loko: 337
Not Loko: 362
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blow, not suck. : Me and my roommate and a couple of friends were pregaming with a loco b4 goin to a party, and at the party i drank one more, which is a solid pregame for me. i've been drinkin for four years and put down 2 lokos almost weekly since i discovered em over a year ago. so i start drinking beer after my loko and by the second one i was blacked out. 2 lokos and 2 beers and i was gone. never before in my life. i was arrested tryin to walk home, after i was unable to do a breathalyzer because i sucked it like a bowl instead of blowing thru it. i woke up in jail, didnt know where i was or what i did. havent drank loko since. my birthday is comin up tho =)
Loko: 337
Not Loko: 348
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hugotheterrible: Drank a sixer of 4 lokos. Ended up with some slut that decided that since I was her first we had to get married, bought the denver nuggets, ate some kind of weird cream from the tip of a homeless black guy's cock and fought all of the yu-gi-oh characters. Goddamn what a fake ass night. Be adults and buy good alcohol instead of nasty shit that gives you cancer. Fuck Four Loko!
Loko: 337
Not Loko: 379
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duuuumb: because of this stupid website lokos are banned. goooood job.
Loko: 337
Not Loko: 363
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Hutch: Drank two four loko's and chased it with Admiral Nelson ($10 rum)got overly emotional and woke up at 7am still drunk.
Loko: 337
Not Loko: 337
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Dr. Kim Richelds: Had my typical four loco before going out to the club...... This was on a empty stomach..... Got to the club and proceeded to take full advantage of the 2 dollar rail drinks (tequila) after finding a respectable girl which I thought at the time to bring back to my buddies house to "snuggle" Before returning to the house a group of "thugs" outside a local bar decided that they wanting to fight........... after the fight I went to my friends house with this girl and proceeded to tell her how I had to shit. Eventually after fighting with her for not wanting to give me a blowjob in my buddies living room while people were present she decided it was time for her to go home. I woke up to the next morning with the owner of the house dumbfounded ....... He explained to me that someone had opened his refrigerator door and shit on the platform of his fridge only to leave the door open. His new kitten "Lebron" was taking full advantage of the heaping pile of shit taking mouthfuls at a time. Confused at the moment not remembering what happened I realized I didn't have underwear on ........ Needless to say I didn't eat the whole wheel of cheese <3 four loko
Loko: 337
Not Loko: 374
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