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Ted Loko: Ted fucks bitches and gets money on four loko everyday of his life, and he clearly does not give a fuck
Loko: 339
Not Loko: 325
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Monkey Sno Sno: I kept hearing all of these stories about people dying and going nuts on 4 loko, so I had to try them. Personally, I am more of a beer/weed man myself. But I figured fuck, lets try these things out. I decide to go 8loko (2 four Loko's). After my second one I was on a rampage. Now I live in downtown chicago so going on rampages down the street, people are out, and people will see. It's 23am and I find myself stomping the hood of parked cars, I punched a moving el train full force and busted my knuckle, I flipped over flower baskets outside of an upscale bar. I was laughing the entire time. I went 8loko and that was too much for me. Back to beer, weed and shots.
Loko: 339
Not Loko: 344
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dragonxavier: i drank 6 four lokos and killed a guy
Loko: 339
Not Loko: 363
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awesome story: I drank a four loko and had fun!
Loko: 338
Not Loko: 357
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Wilson the Hammock Man: Need to pass out after drinking too much loko? Check out these sweet camping hammocks!
Mandi4ever: I think lemon-lime LOKO is awesome! I have struggled with weight gain/loss since I was 15. 2 cans of Loko will make you puke until it hurts and you will shit your butthole inside out. I'm finally in a size 2!!. Thanks Crack-in-a-Can!!!
Loko: 338
Not Loko: 349
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Bill Cutting: Had a four loko with my brother and herbert. Nothing crazy happened because I'm not a pussy.
Loko: 338
Not Loko: 341
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Loko: 338
Not Loko: 361
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lol: I TOOK A SIP
Loko: 338
Not Loko: 348
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Stevey: Drank 3 four lokos and tried to break into a vending machine at this Super 8. Got my hand stuck in the machine and i threw up. I spend the whole night on the 5th floor, until 7am when the mexican house keeping lady found me
Loko: 338
Not Loko: 368
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DUB: So on a random Thursday night me and a couple of my friends(one who happens to work for 4 Loko) decide we didn't have nothing else to do so we were going to grab two 4 Lokos apiece. After about one and a half and a couple shots of Cuervo that's when I said to myself "I'm not going to make it". I ended up falling asleep at my friends house, which I don't remember and waking up a couple hours later. When I woke up all I saw was blood on the sheets from my knee being busted and my friend comes in the room and says "what the hell happened last night it sound like you fell into something". I didn't know what she was talking about because I don't remember even getting up. Then I decide to get out the bed and stand up and that's when I realize my fuckin shin is swollen, my knee is busted, and my ribs are bruised as shit. It hurt for me to laugh for two weeks and I still don't remember what happened......Oh yea, and supposedly I fell into some furniture and broke some shit, but I won't know how because I was banned from her house.
Loko: 338
Not Loko: 358
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