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Sargon the Sorceror: Yeah, I drank some grape flavored Four Loko. I had a Twinkie with it. I called this combination "dinner." I had,as a backup, a fruit punch Four Loko in the fridge. My friend asked for it. I said go for it; I didn't mind. That' what friends are for, right? Sharing my Four Loko made me feel closer to my friend. That is, until I murdered him, in cold blood, because I drank too much Four Loko. Now, I live on the run, in Mexico, due to my Four Loko- induced killing. I've lost my friend. I've lost my home. I've lost my whole life. I'm sure I'll soon lose my freedom. There's so much I wish i could take back, but I can't. Now, a fugitive, I live forever on the run, looking over my shoulder, fear my constant companion. And you know what? I'm drinking a Four Loko as I write this. Four Loko:You've brought upon me the worst of times, yet are still here for me in my hour of deepest despair. I'd say "God bless Four Loko," but that'd be wrong; it's more like, "Four Loko bless God."
Loko: 215
Not Loko: 217
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Ryder: i drink 4 lokos all day erry day, and i shit acid all day erry day where am i?
Loko: 215
Not Loko: 239
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awesome story: I drank a four loko and had fun!
Loko: 215
Not Loko: 236
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Scandal Steiner: Drank so much Four Loko that in one night I became what it took my father 12 years to be. My girlfriend hates me and I think I have permanent Erectile dysfunction. SO LOKO
Loko: 215
Not Loko: 253
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Wilson the Hammock Man: Need to pass out after drinking too much loko? Check out these sweet camping hammocks!
locofordemlokos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVWWre8tn_U&feature=player_embedded#!
Loko: 215
Not Loko: 229
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Mandi4ever: I think lemon-lime LOKO is awesome! I have struggled with weight gain/loss since I was 15. 2 cans of Loko will make you puke until it hurts and you will shit your butthole inside out. I'm finally in a size 2!!. Thanks Crack-in-a-Can!!!
Loko: 215
Not Loko: 226
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Sassy: Drank four loco. Argued with my ex husband. He murdered all my co workers.
Loko: 215
Not Loko: 229
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loko33: I just drank 1.5 lokos.. my first 2.. and i told my wife I want anal.. shes filing for divorce. I'm not kidding.
Loko: 215
Not Loko: 227
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ohh...crap!: me and my mates had smuggled some 4 lokos into our house (by smuggled i meen my dads a cop and there banned in england) some being 6 cans. anyways i got totally hammerd drinking 3 all in more or less 1 go's and i found myself in mcdonalds facing the manager having to explain the reason one of his tables had smashed up , and worse still dad found out and i got absolutely crapped on grounded for 2 months AND got a warning for drinkin illegal drinks. LOL!
Loko: 215
Not Loko: 230
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doginabathtub: Short and sweet, I was hammered off of Loko, girl I met two hours prior was a total slut. I was raped and taken advantage of. Four Loko "hell of a drug."
Loko: 215
Not Loko: 200
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