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locoloko: SO I had this idea of hosting a four loko party.... now i have 4 felony charges pending (probably?), a shattered window, there is a dog in my living room (wtf?), and enough of what appears to be blood and semen to fill a bathtub. i hate four loko, but i love it
Loko: 340
Not Loko: 353
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locohype: I downed 3 Lokos tonight + MANY beers, and think that the lightweights have ruined it for everyone! Yes, I like the "different" buzz (tried it for the 1st time because it is being banned in my state), I think many people would enjoy this, but it seems that some users have no self-control or responsibility in their lives. My story may not be funny, but it is reality...
Loko: 340
Not Loko: 372
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Grandmas Boy: Went to a 4th of July party, starting off the night with 2 FOUR LOKOS, continuing to drink with beer and liquor. Next thing I know, I was in the front yard behind a truck with a woman on her knees giving me head. After a few minutes of enjoying it, I look up and a guy is staring at me getting head. After she finished and stood up, I realized she was a 49 year old woman, and the man watching was her boyfriend. Afterwards, she tried to convince me to have sex while her boyfriend watched because apparently he's into that sort of thing. I'm 23 and I considered it. Thank You FOUR LOKO.
Loko: 340
Not Loko: 347
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alkuh-hall-lick: i had just one four lokos and shit in my bed
Loko: 340
Not Loko: 367
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Loko Crew: I was scared to try four lokos at first but the minute i tried them i fell in love. I started drinking them on a regular basis every weekend, 1 1/2 and i was set the whole night. On Halloween i drank beer because i didnt think i would be drinking four loko. Went to two parties; drank beer at the first one & by the time i got to the second one i was already pretty tipsy. A couple mix drinks later my friend hands me a four loko, well...lets just say the rest of the night went like this: Made out with a guy in the bathroom, (thankfully this was before he threw up outside & had to be taken home) took shots & then proceeded to yell "BODY SHOTS". I blacked out after the body shots, but apparantly i made out with one of my girlfriends & threw up that night. In the following days a video surfaced on FB, lets just say those were the hardest two minuets of my life to watch.
Loko: 340
Not Loko: 350
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Comm: Started drinking 4 Loko around Christmas last year. Had an awesome fling with a girl for like 6 months. Thanks 4 Loko for some of the happiest moments of my life.
Loko: 340
Not Loko: 346
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brotastic: i remember my first and second loko.... but not my third
Loko: 340
Not Loko: 355
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Big Meech: Funneled Four Loko and ended up raping a girl. LMAO
Loko: 339
Not Loko: 362
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glasgowjock: I drank 16 cans, I'm Scottish
Loko: 339
Not Loko: 398
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jim: shot a ton of heroin and drank a four loko. it was fun. do it.
Loko: 339
Not Loko: 373
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