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Rodney Trotter: Anal Prolapsed the morning after
Loko: 341
Not Loko: 355
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temari: never drank it, saw it was banned in oklahoma, then read about all the dumbasses on this site that did drink it and the shit they did. drinking 4loko = idiot, reading about the idiots = fucking hilarious
Loko: 340
Not Loko: 328
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nomoloko4me: Omg my girls and I decided to go out for my bestie's birthday...we were all kinda broke so we decided to drink b4 we got to the bar....my friend and I downed a grape 4 loko within 15 mins everybody else is still sippi on theirs....we get into the bar and everything is going good were having a great time...b4 I knew the 4loko crept up on us and the whole room was spinning and I was super hot...I fucked around and was too hot and decided to go outside but forgot that the club had stairs I fell down the flight lmao...and stayed at the bottom for bout an hour...my friend that downed it with me passed out in the club and security had to carry her out....shit was super crazy that night
Loko: 340
Not Loko: 366
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Griffin and Barney: So me and my ninja are always drunk. Whenever you see us back the fuck up before you get smack the fuck up. Anyway... we are drunk already. We closed the bar down and headed home, where ConEd had came a day earlier and turned the power off for failure of payment or some bullshit like that. So we decide to get supplies like we was camping and shit. Candles, Beer, Chips, Cocaine, Solid ass greens and a few cranberry lemonade Lokos. So we get it in as usual, smoke, snort, drink and laugh. Then we start in on the lokos. Now The Griffin and Barney have been in the game since there was one to be played and these fucking Lokos are a whole new level. We start arguing over some broads from back in the day and then we start talking about family, then each other. We start crying and hugging and shit like a bunch of lucys and it pisses me off so I hit that loko like its the last sip of juice a nigga ever get to drank. Then things get a little hazy. Barney got all paranoid like someone else was in our crib AND THEN THIS NIGGA GOES BLIND! He's asking me where I went and shit, the whole time I'm standing in front of him. TWISTED. So he settles down and becomes one with the world and sort of falls asleep. I commence to smoke the rest of the weed and coke together and right then this Barney goes into a seizure while sleeping. I'm so fucked up i just watch until it stops. He starts talking and grinding his teeth like he's gonna do something but that bitch knows better. I tweak on the couch for a few and listen to my dying Ipod and he drags his big ass into his room. All and all Lokos are pretty dope, they make you feel like you smoked crack when you really only SMOKE COKE!!!!!
Loko: 340
Not Loko: 323
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Wilson the Hammock Man: Need to pass out after drinking too much loko? Check out these sweet camping hammocks!
ah: i wish i could tell some stories i just cant recall
Loko: 340
Not Loko: 356
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Drunk: i had never had a 4loko in my life but heard they were great. so i decided to try one. i finished the whole thing and all i remember what dancing in my friends garage to my ringtone, taking hideous pictures on my friends camera, and making out with one of my best guy friends. i love 4lokos. they're a great excuse to do whatever you want.
Loko: 340
Not Loko: 340
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ah: drank a fourloko then jizzed in my pants.
Loko: 340
Not Loko: 369
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ladylips: After about 5 fourloko's I went to a party....and found myself after on the roof of my cousins car and then about 3hrs later I was running down the street naked for about 3hrs
Loko: 340
Not Loko: 353
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TahoeLoko: Last New Years at SouthLake Tahoe, with so many underaged drinkers and so little money, we opted for a 12 pack of Loko. after a Loko and a half and a belligerent attempt at climbing a street post on the California/Nevada border, i was deemed the most sober to drive. After dropping everyone off at the party, i was flagged over by some friends, went inside to take shots, and then was whisked to a new car for some more bar hopping. Fast forward to the next day; i wake up with a sparkly purple sequin tube top on in downtown Reno. CUATRO LOKO!!
Loko: 340
Not Loko: 373
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The Bathtub: My night was going just as planned until I decided to pound my fourloko when the bars were closing (the last thing I remember). What was followed was me pissing my pants (not yet asleep), eventually blacking out on a bed in which left a small piss stain due to the excellent denim I had on. From there I was woken up in a full bathtub by a 7ft man that once made me put vodka in my nose...repeatedly. This bathtub should never been used, I still feel violated... Water leaked through the ceiling directly onto my cousin's turntables, and I was doing laundry the whole next day. The only good part is I don't remember anything before lunch. That's a vacation for ya.
Loko: 340
Not Loko: 353
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