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Mike: One very windy day in the fall me and a buddy of mine had just got our paychecks and decided to pick up some bud and four lokos. we got 2 lokos each and a pack of swishers from the liquor store and decided to walk around our town. we stopped at a strip mall and rolled the 1st blunt then sparked it and walked to the park.. the wind began to pick up even more so we had to find shelter. we ended up going to a park by my friends house and sat in a plastic tube, trying to get wind protection as we were rolling our 2nd blunt. after we got it rolled we cracked our lokos and sat in the tube for about a hour. later on that week we found out that the climate was so low and the wind was blowing so strong it was the same as a hurricane. we live in MN.
Loko: 222
Not Loko: 236
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nacho: woke up in some girls closet don't remember shit
Loko: 222
Not Loko: 238
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2loko4u: Drank 2 four loko's and 3 shots of who knows what. Woke up at 5 am in the front yard of a sorority house, and then proceeded to walk 7 miles back home. I can only assume I got laid
Loko: 222
Not Loko: 235
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Sapper: Had a bonfire, people got naked, woke up in my bed with pants as arm covers. Looked outside, nothing but smoke. I started a Forest Fire. I had to run down into the field and stamp out most of it with a water bucket and my shoes which melted, until everyone got there to help us put it out. I will NEVER drink Four Loko again. Except for tonight.
Loko: 222
Not Loko: 236
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jan: after partaking in a night of loko's four of us were walking back to the car. Apparently i jumped in front of a car to make it think it would hit me. It stopped short and caused an accident. Proceeded to not give a shit.
Loko: 222
Not Loko: 237
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sammmii: me & a few friends drank enough four loko to take a picture with a pyramid of them, while having power hour, pregaming to go out. Got to the bar, tried to find my friends in a freezer. End of my memory.
Loko: 222
Not Loko: 247
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Slick Willy: Drank a 4 lokos while playing poker on my roof. My gf comes by, later, drunk. I convinced her to put on her little nurses outfit for the boys. She changed, came back to the roof, but left the keys behind. I called a locksmith, but he couldn't understand my drunken directions. I called the cops (!) to break into my apartment. They weren't amused. 4 am, no other choices, I tried to check into a hotel. They took one look at me and said the entire hotel was booked. Next thing I know I wake up with my gf in an hourly hotel with LOTS of stains. We walk back to my place, with my gf still wearing nothing but the nurses uniform. Locksmith opened my door in 5 seconds. Never found the keys and my gf left her Channel $5000 necklace in the hourly hotel. Love 4 lokos!
Loko: 222
Not Loko: 259
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static: Drank 3 four lokos and turned into a duck.
Loko: 222
Not Loko: 235
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IK: Mixed 4Loco with PBR for an entire night. At about 5am, I time traveled. Literally.
Loko: 222
Not Loko: 235
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Cletus: Took the bus to get some bud, stopped at 711 to use the ATM and saw 4Loko, it was super hot so i decided to get one. Next thing i remember is waking up next to a rusty tractor with my pants off folded neatly next to me with the paper bag from the 4Loko over my dick.
Loko: 221
Not Loko: 221
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