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Funtimes: Had a four loko at the frat house, 2 beers, went to the bars, another beer, shot of jameson, a lemon drop, came back to the frat house, drank 2 more beers, 3 shots of vodka, rocked out to sum 41 went to the bathroom and threw up blood. good times. moral of the story i threw up blood.
Loko: 222
Not Loko: 247
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uh oh too loko: My first time ever having a four loko i decided to use it as my chaser for my vodka shots during a pregame. we left the pre-game at 830pm around 1030pm my roommate's and some mutual friend came to our apartment and one of our friends decided to just go use my bathroom. They found me completely naked from the bottom down passed out on my face. I had passed out while using the bathroom and just fell to the ground...when they tried to wake me i just had said i wanted to stay on the ground so they left me there. however i woke up the morning fully dressed in my pjs and in my bed..never ever will i chase vodka with a loko again
Loko: 222
Not Loko: 244
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heyyyyy123: me and a girlfriend decided to celebrate halloween in the nyc (we're from jersey). we bought four 4 lokos and had a nice night out. -_- at some point in the night, like at 4 am, our drunk asses realize we were missing our wallets, cellphones, and our last 4 loko. we were really confused and started recapping...which was useless because we didnt remember shit. somehow we ended up at the nypd then made a journey back to jersey still drunk the next day. 2 days later we realized we had actually DRANK the last 4 loko, which explains how we lost our things and/or got robbed. lesson learned, the end.
Loko: 222
Not Loko: 224
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phage thyme: I drink four lokos for my pre workout because it helps me build dem fibraz
Loko: 222
Not Loko: 250
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reality check: no wonder America is in such a shithole. what a bunch of morons and idiots. when you're all unemployed, broke, and homeless, don't cry that it's someone else's fault and expect us or the government to take care of your irresponsible asses. losers like you all are the reason why this country has fallen.
Loko: 222
Not Loko: 242
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assdick: I drank a phour loko and phelt totally normal
Loko: 222
Not Loko: 239
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firstexperience: SO i decided to try four loko for my sisters bday. We went to a place where we can do a lazy river and rapids ride on the potomac river. We got on the lazy river part which was about and hour and half, ended up drinking 2 four lokos 1 before we started and one during. I dont remember getting off my tube for the lazy river part. We ate lunch and then did the rapids part. I dont remember any of this and some how got lost and the first thing i remembered was partying with a bunch of people on this one rock of the river. I asked them what time it was and he said 7:30 at night. The buses from the rapids last come around 5:00 so i had been missing for over 2 hours. My tube was completely deflated and had to have one of the guys blow it up for me and so i then float down the river by myself and go through the woods, lost as shit, no sandals either just my lifevest and inner tube and walk around lost for god knows how long and then a pregnant lady was kind enough to take me back to the place which was 10 mins away, and mean while they had called the police and had rescue teams out looking for me! my mom thought i died. So ridiculous
Loko: 222
Not Loko: 241
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lokay: One innocent night, a Tuesday I recall, I was given a free four loco by a generous friend. The night started out very promising, I was going to a bar to see my boyfriend dj. Upon finishing the loko before we arrived at the bar, the loko fueled debauchery started, and I lost count of how many post loko beers were had. Basically, I convinced myself I saw my boyfriend making out with another girl (the bar was basically empty), and I ended the night running out of a moving car....the police got involved and were very concerned for my safety. Lesson learned, four loko makes you mental.
Loko: 222
Not Loko: 238
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iDrink: ..ok..i am currently reading a book...and by reading i mean consuming...and by book i mean four loko...as i have been reading these posts sent in by dedicated loko drinkers...they all seem to be the same in a sense...they all consist of one crazy time they had...i personally have drank several four lokos every day for 4 months...and i don't plan on stopping any time soon..and mentally retarded shit happens to me every god damn day...so this is what i have decided...i "iDrink"..am going to post every night..and let me say this..the only thing that i hate more than my ex's vag..(i really do love it tho)..is people who post on here with fictional stories of the loko adventure..wow..just as i typed that..the wind blew and knocked my loko over and spilled it on me..so anyways..no matter how crazy the night gets(unless loko finally kills me)..i will post the god's honest truth about the retardedness that is my life...good day and i will post tomorrow...cheers mate <-----i'm not british..i just love aldous snow...look it up ;)
Loko: 222
Not Loko: 241
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DirtyDan: It was nearing 7 pm & was eating dinner with the family and I figured i would grab a four loko out of the fridge, & mix it with some jager... BAD IDEA... (it tasted pretty good with the grape though i must admit) Next thing I knew I had woken up in the morning in a fucking jail cell, apparently i had fucked my 8 year old daughter in the ass hole and slapped my dick against my 11 year old son's face... I apparently also broke the officer's nose when he tried to arrest me and had at some point had a wet dream and woke up in the cell with a terrible hang over, and jizz covering myself... fuck four lokos.
Loko: 222
Not Loko: 231
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