Four Loko Stories
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miceman69: my first 3 loko went down great drunk asss shit meat this girl wanted to have sex soo we had sex when i woke up all the was in my bed was a wattermellon with a hole in it....
Loko: 222
Not Loko: 233
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Ridiculoko: I drank one four loko followed by about 8 drinks at the bars, many of which also contained caffeine. When my friends and I reached the last drunk bus of the night, I sprinted (in my high heeled boots) in the opposite direction, screaming "FUCK THE BUS. I CAN GET HOME FASTER." My boyfriend chased be a half a mile around campus before finally tackling me and calling us a ride home. When we arrived at my apartment, I was deeply upset, took off all my clothes, sat on the floor, and began to cry about how Sarah Palin is ruining our country. I then proceeded to go onto my deck and throw an empty pot at our glass sliding doors, causing the pot to shatter. Shit.
Loko: 222
Not Loko: 252
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stephie: i like 4 LOKO cuz it tastes good and it keeps me wet. nuff said.
Loko: 222
Not Loko: 247
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J-Na Na Nasssty: the other night me and Rambo drank some loko and then we raped "The Most Awesome People Ever" in some Canasta...16,015 to 5,895...did we break it?...did...did...did we break it? ...new record?...i'm just sayin...
Loko: 222
Not Loko: 224
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Wilson the Hammock Man: Need to pass out after drinking too much loko? Check out these sweet camping hammocks!
fourlokokid: had 2 loko's in 20 min. Went out to my car and yacked all ovver it like a dumb fuck head and then proceeded to drive while puking.. best cruise eva! Drove by a fuckin cop lololol!
Loko: 222
Not Loko: 234
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usuck+rockfours: i drank 2 red fours and blcks out i ended up smoking my whole oz and losing a bill i still had fun bitches
Loko: 222
Not Loko: 230
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duuuumb: because of this stupid website lokos are banned. goooood job.
Loko: 222
Not Loko: 242
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chillin: i drank a four loko, felt pretty good, then took 4 tabs of acid on a whim. ended up at a party where everyone looked like they were in an 80s horror movie but weren't trying to. thought i was one with the carpet at my friend's apartment. kept tripping until past 6 am.
Loko: 222
Not Loko: 201
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4lokoFairy: Drank 4 lokos a year ago just to test out it's mysterious magic. Didn't feel it at first so I just kept sipping and sipping soon I felt it creeping up behind me smacking the shit out if me. Next thing I know my friend and I go to an empty apartment only to find a passed out Mexican and coronas. With the help if the four lokos we were able to transform to little fairies danced around and stole his coronas. Woke up in the morning as if nothing happened but my stomach felt like I was about to give birth to an alien
Loko: 222
Not Loko: 232
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Katie: I've been a fan of the loko drinks for a while. I have no insane drunken tale to tell you, because I'm not an alcoholic idiot out trying to get as trashed as I possibly can. It's pretty sorry that this beverage & its manufacturers are paying for the general publics inability to not only control themselves, but also their inability to take responsibility for their own lack of self control, and the consequences that follow. But that's what people are best at, blaming someone or something else for their problems and mistakes.
Loko: 222
Not Loko: 240
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