After three I decided to steal a hobos shopping cart and ride it down a busy street into oncoming traffic meanwhile being chased by hobo. Then I stole the mans booze right out his cart, ran, drank all of it and passout in a bush in front of my apartment. I can't believe I'm alive.
i went on a week long four loko bender. when it was all said and down, i was asked to move out of my house, i broke up with my girlfriend,broke two fingers, stole a womans bicycle, and got a black eye from god knows where. delicious shit!
So it was my best friends birthday(she turned 17) and to celebrate we decided to throw a big party. For alc we got 6 four lokos for ourselves and ton of beer and vodka. We both chugged 3 lokos each in about and hour and I decided to drive myself and seven others(my car seats 5)to in n out,ordered food, drove into a sign at a church, stopped to play at the park and then we both black out. We woke up naked in some random persons jacuzzi with clothes, empty cans, and used condoms all around the jacuzzi. asked what the fuck happened the night before, and found out I had sex with my bestfriends college brother and she fucked his best friend. THANK YOU FOUR LOKO.WE LOVE YOU.
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drank 5 cuatro crazies in less then one hour went to school, got suspended, lost all my possessions, woke up in a hospital( not like in a bed like in the waiting area still drunk), walked home half naked, screamed at some people on a bus and lost my virginity to my cleaning lady. probably the single greatest day of my life.
Gal brought some to a small party at my house for Halloween. Drank 2 and a few shots, have no idea what happened the rest of the night, but was told I took my shirt off and was running around the neighborhood stealing pumkins off of other people's porches. Sure enough, there were a dozen jack-o-lanterns on my porch and puke on the sidewalk. And then I crapped blood for two days.
In honoring our friends who have been legally banned from drinking the wonder that is a 4 loko, a group of friends and I (in total 7 girls) decided to have a "four loko fiesta" last saturday night. The evening started off slow, and then changed when we all played kings with our fours. Just think about it, waterfalling with four's. Highlights of the evening: one of the girls peed off the balcony of a third floor on-grounds college apartment complex, one girl's mid-party status "fdour locko fiestas 11111111111111!!!!!! WHOSSSOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEHEH3EHES hahaha IF YOUS MESS WITH THE CBUUL YOU GET THE HORNSDDSSSS!!!!!!", and one girl took 110 photos with no pants on. These pictures helped piece the night together because each and every person blacked out at some point.
I'm a career boozer; can drink all day and walk a straight line. Four Loko kicked my ass! The shit will make you see Jesus. Just two of those evil cans had me walking in circles and riding a mower in the dark thru neighbors' yards. I think they were appreciative, as the blades were spinning. Ended up rolling the bitch and burning my forearm; thanks LOKO.