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lo ko: After three I decided to steal a hobos shopping cart and ride it down a busy street into oncoming traffic meanwhile being chased by hobo. Then I stole the mans booze right out his cart, ran, drank all of it and passout in a bush in front of my apartment. I can't believe I'm alive.
Loko: 454
Not Loko: 409
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dip: I drank a four loko.. now I'm pregnant.
Loko: 454
Not Loko: 414
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paul: last night i drank 4 four lokos, the next morning i have 3 pornvideos on internet
Loko: 454
Not Loko: 409
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vincen: Last night, my friends and I drove 1 hour and 45 minutes to a club. We started drinking in the car, finished the vodka and my buddy decided to stop at the gas station. we all pitched, and got four four lokos. I had blue rasperry. Finished it relatively quickly for my small size (mind you I am 5 6', 130 pounds. I'm a relatively peaceful and calm guy. We go into the club, after a rip a new asshole for this chick for pulling out front of the club in a new escalade. She was beat, so I let the whole line know how I felt. Finally got in, took my shirt off and started grinding on girls. Tried to get a girl to dance, she said no so i ripped her shoe off her foot and threw it into the middle of the dancefloor. She went to search for it, and I followed (how genius I am drunk). I Wrapped my legs around a super hot chick whilst holding onto a pole, later to find out she was a hired dancer at the club. I was escorted out by some kind security guards, hung outside shirtless, got naked in public three times, wore the security guards jacket to stay warm. Then my friends came out, I tried to sneak in again through the back door. Small mexican man followed us down the street, I marked my territory every block by finding fences to pee on. Found a tree near the car, said "Fuck you tree", broke a large branch and threw it into the street. I puked the whole way home into my own shirt, carried into my house by my friends, spit water into my dogs face at point zero, and woke up drunk in my own bed with the taste of rasperry in my mouth. fuck you four loko
Loko: 453
Not Loko: 409
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worst loko night: Never had a 4 loko before until one night when everyone wanted to, so i jumped on the band wagon, drank 2, went to the the bar and then another bar and then another bar, taking 3 shots in a row at the last bar was all i remember...the next morning i woke up with a missing front tooth my face scratched up and bruised and my car window was smashed in....wtf
Loko: 453
Not Loko: 389
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kylerz15: One night i ended up drinking 4 four lokos and attempted to play guitar. I have been playing for years, and i did not even know how to play a single song that night. I also sexually harassed two girls with plastic fruit. i then pulled an upper decker at a random house threw up on a cat and broke my dvd player.
Loko: 453
Not Loko: 418
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NJALLDAY: had 2 four locos followed by beers. started playing ping pong ass naked my hotel lounge. was caught by police and started yelling "dont put me on America's Most Wanted, Please! My mother watches that show"
Loko: 453
Not Loko: 426
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Steal My Idea: yo mister site master, program it so we can add comments and rip on the ones that really suck.
Loko: 451
Not Loko: 415
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Grrrr: Stop posting BS stories
Loko: 451
Not Loko: 420
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big bambino: drank 3 1/2 4lokos shit was crazy my buddies litterally carried my out yet i woke up in a town an hour away from where i live.. but ive never been here.... dont remember getting here... dont remember what happened.. but im sitting in a limo
Loko: 450
Not Loko: 403
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