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sickly: I bought 4 cans and saved them until last night. I happily drank 3 of them and then 2 hours later was overwhelmed with the worst case of explosive diarrhea I have ever had. I peed brown liquid out of my butt for over 3 hours.
Loko: 465
Not Loko: 423
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omg4loko: I drank 1 4loko & felt nothing so i decided to chug my second one.. it all went downhill from there.. all i know is i some how ended up sleeping in someones unlocked car with a baby doll.
Loko: 464
Not Loko: 395
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Gianc: I went to a party and finished 2 four lokos in an hour. I eventually whipped out my dick and had bitches petting it. I was tripping everywhere. I took a fat hoe to the bathroom and proceeded to get dome. Soon after the head session, I ran into a fence butt ass naked. Thats not even it, I hit my head on a door and was bleeding everywhere. I shouted to my boys D Tanc and Nuchey that I was going to "bleed to death and passed out. I was eventually sharpied all over my face. I woke up at 6 am and found shit in my pants and throw up on the bed... Lokos 4 life!!!!!!!
Loko: 464
Not Loko: 412
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lewee_regal : i went on a week long four loko bender. when it was all said and down, i was asked to move out of my house, i broke up with my girlfriend,broke two fingers, stole a womans bicycle, and got a black eye from god knows where. delicious shit!
Loko: 464
Not Loko: 411
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Eddy Kowalziewski: Drank a 4Loko before the gym, thought it was an energy drink. Started fingering my butthole on the stairmaster, came hard.
Loko: 462
Not Loko: 412
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kayray: i died.
Loko: 462
Not Loko: 408
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WVU: I remember drinking 3 four loko and a shitload of shots. What I woke up to was a video of me shitting in an apartment complex's parking lot. Which all my friends decided to watch over and over again the next morning.
Loko: 462
Not Loko: 411
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malaking utot: drank a 4loko n then i got gassy. i went to my dog to fart in his face n ended up sharting myself.
Loko: 461
Not Loko: 392
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Wise 1: Had a death smoothie (fruit, ice, and 4 LOKO's) as a pregammer with a buddy then had another one after we brainfreezed ourselves chugging them, blacked out around 8 pm, woke up with two topless chicks, two gallons of milk, a black eye, and 13 pizzas with a receipt from pizza hut of $164.82. I've just been LOKO'd
Loko: 460
Not Loko: 415
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blazinmike: NO WAY U REMEMBER ANYTHING WHEN UR LOKED
Loko: 460
Not Loko: 414
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