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Misc: Drank my 1st 4 Loko last week. Not a single fuk was given that day.
Loko: 294
Not Loko: 251
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sickly: I bought 4 cans and saved them until last night. I happily drank 3 of them and then 2 hours later was overwhelmed with the worst case of explosive diarrhea I have ever had. I peed brown liquid out of my butt for over 3 hours.
Loko: 294
Not Loko: 238
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LINDA!: i drank only 1 4loko and woke up with bruised knuckles.. idk who i punched... many other bumps and bruises in places they should not be... and a missing bra.... later to find out that the guy i was throwing myself at all night was walking around the house with my bra soaked in beer on his head... i also got caught peeing on the lawn by a group of guys... flashed my thong and put on a stripper show as a distraction for my pong opponents... and was crying for a good 20 minutes for what reason i do not know. SO LOKO.
Loko: 290
Not Loko: 229
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BrewMaster69: Here is my most recent encounter with the beast(4loko)! I bought 2 orange lokos; instant stomach ache before I even finished the first loko. Then I drank the 2nd. Sweaty and completely shitface @ this Chico State party. 2 wasted to be in public i stumbled my wasted ass about 6 blocks and ordered the most savage dish at a shitty 24 hr Mexican restaurant. I got it to-go and carefully stumbled back to my house. Falling and tripping constantly until i was approached by 3 dudes trying to start shit. Too wasted and hung I just ran away. hahah coward!!!! but i was destined to get home and eat this meal. opened my door and finally tripped and fell and spiked my mexican food on my roomates brand new vacuum. I was too wasted to clean it and too hunger not to eat it. soo i ate the food off his vacuum. I smoked a bowl and got mad spins. Throwing up and then blacked out. Woke up delirious and to a robbed house. MacBook, Flatscreen, and my weed. Thanks 4 loko!
Loko: 290
Not Loko: 233
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Rudester: Drank four lokos, four of them, on the night of halloween. Last thing i remeber is yelling viciously at the whole party then i wake up 100 miles away in my work clothes the next afternoon. I went to sleep dressed as an alligator.
Loko: 289
Not Loko: 236
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NJALLDAY: had 2 four locos followed by beers. started playing ping pong ass naked my hotel lounge. was caught by police and started yelling "dont put me on America's Most Wanted, Please! My mother watches that show"
Loko: 289
Not Loko: 246
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Steal My Idea: yo mister site master, program it so we can add comments and rip on the ones that really suck.
Loko: 287
Not Loko: 251
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Brour Loke: I'd seen Four Lokos at various parties over the summer and had only taken a few sips of friends' here and there. One night, my girlfriend and her roommates were throwing a party and I decided that I wanted Four Lokos to be my drink of choice. I thought "Hey, how bad can 2 energy drinks really fuck me up? I'm sure that won't even be enough alcohol for the night". Wrong. After finishing the first one in under 5 minutes, I was already feeling adventurous. We started with some pretty tame drinking games, except I kept losing... but the time we were done, I was rolling across the kitchen floor screaming about, "How badly I wanted grandma's oatmeal cookies more than a blowjob" That's the last thing I remember. I proceded to attempt to bake said cookies, and next morning I woke up with my head in a mixing bowl that contained flour, unbeaten eggs (the yoke was stuck in my hair), fish sticks, yogurt, oatmeal, and (of course) some Four Loko. I didn't get laid that night.
Loko: 287
Not Loko: 237
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GripAndSip!: Having tried 6 of 9 four loko flavors, i can say with confidence that drinking four loko is similar to getting raped by Mr. T holding a cattle prod in your ass, in jail, in the rain, next to a homosexual midget male prostitute tied to a pumpkin with a straw inserted in his urethra. Now that's loko
Loko: 285
Not Loko: 225
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out4thecount: Drank about 3 lokos and killed a keg with some friends. We all woke up wearing eyepatches, on top of each other, inside of a boat we made out of cardboard keystone packaging. Pirate bitch wasted.
Loko: 285
Not Loko: 249
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