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Yeti: Had my first Loko the other nite...liked the feeling and had my second...then third...i woke up the next morning in an elevator with 7 empty cans of loko and sharpie inked all over my body...almost 13 hours elapsed without me remembering it...oh...and it should also be known that my dorm building doesnt have an elevator...i found myself in a building in downtown Manhattan.
Loko: 349
Not Loko: 288
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C.H.G.: Got drunk on 4 Loko's, stole a vehicle owned by my university, got in a police chase with campus police, wrecked the car I was driving and a police car. Escaped on foot. Thanks 4 Loko!
Loko: 349
Not Loko: 302
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derp: Had a cranberry lemonade Loko and six beers, went to a dance club with my buddies, and even though I hate to dance, apparently I was tearing shit up. According to witnesses, in my flailing I ended up elbowing this girl in the head on three occasions before we left. When we got back to my friend's dorm I desperately wanted to check my email, but my laptop was in my buddy's room, which was locked. Apparently he had a girl in there, but I was unaware of anything other than the fact that my laptop was in there and I needed it right fucking then. I decided to try ramming the door with my shoulder. I ended up breaking the deadbolt out of the frame. I also ended up bursting in on my friend trying to get it on with none other than the same girl whom I had elbowed in the face earlier that night. Needless to say, she ran the hell out of there, my friend got blueballs and a busted door, and I got to check my email. All in all it worked out pretty nicely.
Loko: 348
Not Loko: 288
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zapata: with 1 loko i was stripping in a party then got home and threw up all over my boyfriend twice
Loko: 348
Not Loko: 291
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Misc: Drank my 1st 4 Loko last week. Not a single fuk was given that day.
Loko: 344
Not Loko: 304
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brolokos: I'd explain my favorite loko story... if i could remember what happened..
Loko: 343
Not Loko: 282
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elena: First time I had ever drank a four loko, I lost my virginity. To a guy I met a few days earlier. I never slept with the guy I was with for a year prior because I was insistent about waiting. HAHAHAH FUCK THAT. Thank you four loko <3
Loko: 343
Not Loko: 290
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LINDA!: i drank only 1 4loko and woke up with bruised knuckles.. idk who i punched... many other bumps and bruises in places they should not be... and a missing bra.... later to find out that the guy i was throwing myself at all night was walking around the house with my bra soaked in beer on his head... i also got caught peeing on the lawn by a group of guys... flashed my thong and put on a stripper show as a distraction for my pong opponents... and was crying for a good 20 minutes for what reason i do not know. SO LOKO.
Loko: 342
Not Loko: 280
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Rudester: Drank four lokos, four of them, on the night of halloween. Last thing i remeber is yelling viciously at the whole party then i wake up 100 miles away in my work clothes the next afternoon. I went to sleep dressed as an alligator.
Loko: 342
Not Loko: 280
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BrewMaster69: Here is my most recent encounter with the beast(4loko)! I bought 2 orange lokos; instant stomach ache before I even finished the first loko. Then I drank the 2nd. Sweaty and completely shitface @ this Chico State party. 2 wasted to be in public i stumbled my wasted ass about 6 blocks and ordered the most savage dish at a shitty 24 hr Mexican restaurant. I got it to-go and carefully stumbled back to my house. Falling and tripping constantly until i was approached by 3 dudes trying to start shit. Too wasted and hung I just ran away. hahah coward!!!! but i was destined to get home and eat this meal. opened my door and finally tripped and fell and spiked my mexican food on my roomates brand new vacuum. I was too wasted to clean it and too hunger not to eat it. soo i ate the food off his vacuum. I smoked a bowl and got mad spins. Throwing up and then blacked out. Woke up delirious and to a robbed house. MacBook, Flatscreen, and my weed. Thanks 4 loko!
Loko: 340
Not Loko: 285
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