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yoooo: so i decided 2 have 3 four lokos the other night. we were pre-gaming to go to a party at my girlfriends house. But i never got to the party, on my way there my friend who was driving got pulled over for not having his headlights on(he was sober) the cop asked if i was drunk and i told him i fisted his grandmother with a hulk hand. then he said excuse me sir, then i exited the passenger door where i started swinging at him but never connected. he took out his taser and tazed me but it didnt seem to get to me and as i was going to chase the cop again a mazda 3 going about 30 MPH hit me as i was going after the cop. i landed about 10 feet away bloody as hell. but i got up, ran towards my friends car and started screaming at him telling to leave because nazi zombies were coming.(i love black ops) later that night i ended up in jail on a $2,500. my great friend bailed me out the next morning. thanks four loko, im never drinking again.
Loko: 158
Not Loko: 74
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Sir Doltus: Told A Fat Chick In A Sweater....That I Love Fat Chicks In Sweaters
Loko: 157
Not Loko: 79
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Jamokes: Drank 3 four lokos in 2 hours. Went to Mcdonalds and threw up at the counter while trying to order 3 Mcribs. Tryed to clean up the mess with my tshirt and was kicked out. FOUR LOKO RULES.
Loko: 154
Not Loko: 74
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vic: If I could remember a four loko story, I would share it......
Loko: 154
Not Loko: 76
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Natty: The FIRST rule of Four Loko is you don't talk about Four Loko.. this page is so not helping the cause to keep this drink alive and available...
Loko: 152
Not Loko: 82
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C.H.G.: Got drunk on 4 Loko's, stole a vehicle owned by my university, got in a police chase with campus police, wrecked the car I was driving and a police car. Escaped on foot. Thanks 4 Loko!
Loko: 151
Not Loko: 69
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brolokos: I'd explain my favorite loko story... if i could remember what happened..
Loko: 150
Not Loko: 80
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Brour Loke: I'd seen Four Lokos at various parties over the summer and had only taken a few sips of friends' here and there. One night, my girlfriend and her roommates were throwing a party and I decided that I wanted Four Lokos to be my drink of choice. I thought "Hey, how bad can 2 energy drinks really fuck me up? I'm sure that won't even be enough alcohol for the night". Wrong. After finishing the first one in under 5 minutes, I was already feeling adventurous. We started with some pretty tame drinking games, except I kept losing... but the time we were done, I was rolling across the kitchen floor screaming about, "How badly I wanted grandma's oatmeal cookies more than a blowjob" That's the last thing I remember. I proceded to attempt to bake said cookies, and next morning I woke up with my head in a mixing bowl that contained flour, unbeaten eggs (the yoke was stuck in my hair), fish sticks, yogurt, oatmeal, and (of course) some Four Loko. I didn't get laid that night.
Loko: 148
Not Loko: 76
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shithappens: So, I hear about this "Four Lokos" phenomenon on the news which makes me go buy one of each flavor. I managed to pound 2 1/2 cans in about 5 min...the 10 min long instant stomach ache turned into me being completely shit-housed. I threw my brand new android cell phone into the street for no apparent reason, pissed in my gf's cat's litter box, walked thru my neighborhood in only boxer briefs talking to myself.. then woke up a few hours later laying next to our community pool in vomit, with a broken pinky toe. Our neighbors now think I'm a total whack-job and hide their children when I'm outside - thanks Four Lokos!
Loko: 147
Not Loko: 71
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Edward-4lokohands: We played a game of Edward 4loko-hands for my birthday party. It works just like Edward 40-hands, but you play with 4loko instead. I knew that I would end up pissing my pants if I didn't finish quick, so I drank both my 4lokos in under ten minutes total. The rest of the night was amazing... Baby bird shots, girls stripping on the kitchen table, and various other blurs. I will miss you 4loko. You'll always have a special place in my heart and in my liver.
Loko: 147
Not Loko: 72
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