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Jamokes: Drank 3 four lokos in 2 hours. Went to Mcdonalds and threw up at the counter while trying to order 3 Mcribs. Tryed to clean up the mess with my tshirt and was kicked out. FOUR LOKO RULES.
Loko: 195
Not Loko: 114
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Bronx: So I drink 2 4 lokos and end up balls deep in some dudes ass. I go for a reach around and the freakin' guys got a hard on, WHAT A HOMO!
Loko: 194
Not Loko: 148
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C.H.G.: Got drunk on 4 Loko's, stole a vehicle owned by my university, got in a police chase with campus police, wrecked the car I was driving and a police car. Escaped on foot. Thanks 4 Loko!
Loko: 193
Not Loko: 117
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Sir Doltus: Told A Fat Chick In A Sweater....That I Love Fat Chicks In Sweaters
Loko: 193
Not Loko: 118
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Wilson the Hammock Man: Need to pass out after drinking too much loko? Check out these sweet camping hammocks!
beckster: I had a mixture of a few different Four Lokos and ended the night in the ER with a broken ankle, singing Juicy by Notorious B.I.G to everyone.
Loko: 190
Not Loko: 120
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vic: If I could remember a four loko story, I would share it......
Loko: 189
Not Loko: 116
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tktitty: My friend drank 3 four lokos one night and for some reason he tried to give himself head. Not gonna lie, it was the funniest thing ive ever seen.
Loko: 188
Not Loko: 123
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blazinmike: NO WAY U REMEMBER ANYTHING WHEN UR LOKED
Loko: 187
Not Loko: 116
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D-money: So my friend and i had 3 four loko's each in about an hour. it tasted like old wine but i soldiered it out and drank them both.. w the last thing i remember is my roommate standing on our other (jerk) roommates car hood and taking a shit on his windshield. i woke up with no pants or boxers...just a trader joes bag and a construction vest on. my roommate came back around 10am saying that he was woken up in some bushes by a guy walking his dog..
Loko: 186
Not Loko: 127
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Edward-4lokohands: We played a game of Edward 4loko-hands for my birthday party. It works just like Edward 40-hands, but you play with 4loko instead. I knew that I would end up pissing my pants if I didn't finish quick, so I drank both my 4lokos in under ten minutes total. The rest of the night was amazing... Baby bird shots, girls stripping on the kitchen table, and various other blurs. I will miss you 4loko. You'll always have a special place in my heart and in my liver.
Loko: 185
Not Loko: 109
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