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Jamokes: Drank 3 four lokos in 2 hours. Went to Mcdonalds and threw up at the counter while trying to order 3 Mcribs. Tryed to clean up the mess with my tshirt and was kicked out. FOUR LOKO RULES.
Loko: 218
Not Loko: 133
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shithappens: So, I hear about this "Four Lokos" phenomenon on the news which makes me go buy one of each flavor. I managed to pound 2 1/2 cans in about 5 min...the 10 min long instant stomach ache turned into me being completely shit-housed. I threw my brand new android cell phone into the street for no apparent reason, pissed in my gf's cat's litter box, walked thru my neighborhood in only boxer briefs talking to myself.. then woke up a few hours later laying next to our community pool in vomit, with a broken pinky toe. Our neighbors now think I'm a total whack-job and hide their children when I'm outside - thanks Four Lokos!
Loko: 218
Not Loko: 135
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beckster: I had a mixture of a few different Four Lokos and ended the night in the ER with a broken ankle, singing Juicy by Notorious B.I.G to everyone.
Loko: 215
Not Loko: 143
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C.H.G.: Got drunk on 4 Loko's, stole a vehicle owned by my university, got in a police chase with campus police, wrecked the car I was driving and a police car. Escaped on foot. Thanks 4 Loko!
Loko: 214
Not Loko: 137
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Bronx: So I drink 2 4 lokos and end up balls deep in some dudes ass. I go for a reach around and the freakin' guys got a hard on, WHAT A HOMO!
Loko: 213
Not Loko: 174
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vic: If I could remember a four loko story, I would share it......
Loko: 212
Not Loko: 142
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D-money: So my friend and i had 3 four loko's each in about an hour. it tasted like old wine but i soldiered it out and drank them both.. w the last thing i remember is my roommate standing on our other (jerk) roommates car hood and taking a shit on his windshield. i woke up with no pants or boxers...just a trader joes bag and a construction vest on. my roommate came back around 10am saying that he was woken up in some bushes by a guy walking his dog..
Loko: 211
Not Loko: 149
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Edward-4lokohands: We played a game of Edward 4loko-hands for my birthday party. It works just like Edward 40-hands, but you play with 4loko instead. I knew that I would end up pissing my pants if I didn't finish quick, so I drank both my 4lokos in under ten minutes total. The rest of the night was amazing... Baby bird shots, girls stripping on the kitchen table, and various other blurs. I will miss you 4loko. You'll always have a special place in my heart and in my liver.
Loko: 209
Not Loko: 133
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blazinmike: NO WAY U REMEMBER ANYTHING WHEN UR LOKED
Loko: 209
Not Loko: 136
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Grant: Bonged Three Four Lokos, broke into a house I plan on living in next year, told random people to go fuck themselves, got kicked out of 2 bars, puke all over myself, went to go shower off, wake up 3 hours later to my roomates banging on the door, ended up flooding the bathroom and the entry way.
Loko: 209
Not Loko: 145
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