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Buddst: i drank 3 four lokos before goin to skool i had to take the chasee testso i go take the test and i threw up all over the room and and the other people best of all i passed the test and butt i also got a expelled for being under the influence went home and drank some more hahahahaha.
Loko: 44
Not Loko: 38
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Cougar: So I was mom's weekend at my school and my mom came down, thought it was a good idea to try these 4 lokos...well a couple sips later and she was drunk out of her mind. she peed her pants, danced on my coffee table, and then tried to hook up with my boyfriend at the time by saying "im really a college student at heart." She then told us all about her sex life with my dad.. 4 lokos should have an age limit
Loko: 44
Not Loko: 40
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naty: Had my 1st 4loko, it was ok, after my bro seeing me drink 1 he drunk 1 as well, didn't even make it passed half the can bcuz he was puking EVRYWHERE, THEN wen he finished we went out 2 the club , b4 going in the club, I had another 4 loko, he was still a lil drunk from the last 1 so he ended up drinkin most of mine, wen we got in the club, can't find my brother, he's grinding on the wall, (the wall was deff holding him up lol), so I went on dancing and its almost closing time at the club, cudnt find him so I left found my brother have a 3 sum with 2 other men, mind u he's gayfobic, den he step out the car tripped, fell flat on his face busted his lip n lost his 2 front teeth, epic nite, next morning he cudnt remember anything! Showed him the videos n he started crying
Loko: 44
Not Loko: 40
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Manly man: I drank so much four loko i thought girls had rights and were good for things other than sex
Loko: 44
Not Loko: 44
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Pauli D: i would have a pretty bro chill story about lokos but.. i don't remember anything
Loko: 44
Not Loko: 46
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yung jeezy: one night me and my boys decided to go 8loko, two cans, at the park. after partying down and gettin loked we decided to to roll back to my homies house. upon getting to his front door i blacked out and about 3 hours later i awoke on a beanbag chair. thinking that i had just gotten home to my own house, i stripped naked and fell back asleep. at about four in the morning i woke up feeling super jacked on caffeine and drank a gallon of water. after that i went back asleep and then woke up to my alarm at 8:30. i put all my clothes back on but had managed to lose my keys, phone, wallet and bike lock. i rode to work and spent the first four hours on the floor in the back not wanting to ever move again. that was my first loko experience but it was a great one.
Loko: 43
Not Loko: 52
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Barack Obama: Drank 6 Four Lokos and forced Obamacare through the house and senate.
Loko: 42
Not Loko: 22
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Tbyrd: so i had my buddy pick up the last two four lokos in the county for a party. we proceeded to drink beer and then decided to drink the lokos. at the end of the night i literally took a shit on my nightstand. wtf
Loko: 42
Not Loko: 39
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blahblah: i'm 5 ft and 107 lbs. drank half of a Four Loco then went straight to the club . stumbled to the bathroom got hit on by some lesbians and dykes. then got escorted out the club for being underage and drunk =,11/15/2010
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Not Loko: 85
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