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Andy Mac: Friend was having a bonfire in his backyard in the woods so i bought 2 lokos to prepare, drank the first one im all hype and talking my ass off, started getting sloppy on bp so i sit down drink my other one then people started to leave party started to chill out and before some friends left they gave me their naty and 4loko "unopened" so i took it, and decided to shotgun the naty i sat down for a while and was like damn that was a bad idea. threw up after 20 min still had control over my self kinda and my friends and i started talking and we had a discussion about fighting and shit so i talk my ass off saying if someone would mess with my brother i wouldnt just hurt them i would break their arm as in a comparison and how i would paralyzed your ankles in bbal instead of breaking so you wont stand up again then started round 2 with the 3rd loko as i talk more shit and finished it. we put the fire out and i get up like fuckkk i walk up the trails running like im leavinggg and stopped cause my friends told me to and i lean to the left then booom head falls to the right with momentum to the shed, friend said it was soo loud their suprised his parents didnt wake up and it didnt break so i get up and like im good yo and trip then im like im going to my car and their like dude wrong way , i go to the woods again lol, i come back they put me to my car and im like ok i wont drive throw my keys in my back seat lock my self in, friends like ok, 2 sec later open my door alarm goes on in the drive way at 4am their like dude wtf are you doing man chill out and i manage to find my keys with my eyes closed in pain. and then after i dont rememeber anything else but i was told i ran back to the garage then passed out in my friends truck, then ran into the house fell asleep on the floor when their was a open couch, morning time was horrible i was like damn i drank 3 lokos and shotgun a beer wtf was i thinking we went to shoney breakfast buffet im feeling like shit i had work at 330 it was 10 i went home threw up everything passed out woke up at 330 and i found out i had work at 3 so i get there still feeling like shit told my coworker whats wrong im sitting down go to the bathroom 4 times to throw up then 1 last time i threw up straight yellow and then instantly i felt like i wasnt hungover when i woke up except for my throat burning so pretty much if i can drink 3 loko and shotgun a beer weighing 170 then the kids that are fucking up causing lokos getting banned go fucking drink joose pussys
Loko: 32
Not Loko: 39
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4lokoFairy: Drank 4 lokos a year ago just to test out it's mysterious magic. Didn't feel it at first so I just kept sipping and sipping soon I felt it creeping up behind me smacking the shit out if me. Next thing I know my friend and I go to an empty apartment only to find a passed out Mexican and coronas. With the help if the four lokos we were able to transform to little fairies danced around and stole his coronas. Woke up in the morning as if nothing happened but my stomach felt like I was about to give birth to an alien
Loko: 32
Not Loko: 40
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nate: had 2 1/2 lokos. the night i dont remember. but i woke up the next day with the contact "mah boiiiii" in my phone and i found pictures of me in some asians kids car on my pictures. idk either
Loko: 32
Not Loko: 41
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iDrink: ..ok..i am currently reading a book...and by reading i mean consuming...and by book i mean four loko...as i have been reading these posts sent in by dedicated loko drinkers...they all seem to be the same in a sense...they all consist of one crazy time they had...i personally have drank several four lokos every day for 4 months...and i don't plan on stopping any time soon..and mentally retarded shit happens to me every god damn day...so this is what i have decided...i "iDrink"..am going to post every night..and let me say this..the only thing that i hate more than my ex's vag..(i really do love it tho)..is people who post on here with fictional stories of the loko adventure..wow..just as i typed that..the wind blew and knocked my loko over and spilled it on me..so anyways..no matter how crazy the night gets(unless loko finally kills me)..i will post the god's honest truth about the retardedness that is my life...good day and i will post tomorrow...cheers mate <-----i'm not british..i just love aldous snow...look it up ;)
Loko: 32
Not Loko: 46
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Yo: 2am last friday. Watched the entirety of Vampire in Brooklyn streaming on Netflix with friends while drinking 4 loko. Yes 4loko is so awesome it makes Vampire in Brooklyn good!
Loko: 31
Not Loko: 10
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moatshark: I've never tried four loco. After reading some of this shit, I don't think I ever will. (I know some of it is bullshit). The thought of being totally out of control just doesn't do anything for me. My brother was into pot and alcohol. Trouble followed that dude everywhere he went. Why do people want to drive after they get wasted? Once somebody gets killed it's too late for "I'm sorry".
Loko: 31
Not Loko: 11
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temari: never drank it, saw it was banned in oklahoma, then read about all the dumbasses on this site that did drink it and the shit they did. drinking 4loko = idiot, reading about the idiots = fucking hilarious
Loko: 31
Not Loko: 12
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Loko: 31
Not Loko: 13
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Wigger Mark: I bought 4 watermelons one night and after drinking 2 I went crazy. I tore up my girfriend's house and would've beat her to death if her friend hadn't called the cops. Three cops showed up, cuffed me, confiscated my last two lokos and threw me in a van. I tried to explain it wasn't me it was the four loko. The big black cop replied "I just drank one myself, they makes me horny. Good thing I brought rubbers!" They burst out laughing but I soon discovered he wasn't joking. He raped me while the other two cops drank the rest of my four loko. Don't drink four loko!!!
Loko: 31
Not Loko: 30
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blahblah: i'm 5 ft and 107 lbs. drank half of a Four Loco then went straight to the club . stumbled to the bathroom got hit on by some lesbians and dykes. then got escorted out the club for being underage and drunk =,11/15/2010
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Not Loko: 59
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