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LeBron James: This summer, I drank 3 four lokos and signed with the Miami Heat. We are only 9-8 so far this season and I'm now the most hated athlete on the planet. Thanks 4loko!
Loko: 50
Not Loko: 64
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Manly man: I drank so much four loko i thought girls had rights and were good for things other than sex
Loko: 49
Not Loko: 49
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LokO: Drank 2 Four Lokos, went Loko. Enough said
Loko: 48
Not Loko: 26
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oralfixation: drank two fourlokos, drunk dialed the kid i had a crush on, found out he didn't like me, sobbed hysterically, got naked, wrapped myself in a cheetah-print snuggie, and proceeded to wander around my dorm telling people about my heartbreak.
Loko: 48
Not Loko: 56
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Adolf: I drank 4 four lokos one night and woke up the next morning only to realize that I was responsible for a plan to exterminate the jews.
Loko: 48
Not Loko: 58
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kiid: Only halloween party taking place in my town was some spanish party. So me and a couple of my white friends decided to make an appearance. Me being pretty damn white not knowing what to expect decided to have my first loco. The hot, sweaty, disgusting dancefloor at the kids house couldn't have looked any more inviting. Legit danced the night away. No puking though and na i def didnt shit my pants wtf?
Loko: 47
Not Loko: 58
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Tbyrd: so i had my buddy pick up the last two four lokos in the county for a party. we proceeded to drink beer and then decided to drink the lokos. at the end of the night i literally took a shit on my nightstand. wtf
Loko: 46
Not Loko: 43
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Barack Obama: Drank 6 Four Lokos and forced Obamacare through the house and senate.
Loko: 44
Not Loko: 25
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blahblah: i'm 5 ft and 107 lbs. drank half of a Four Loco then went straight to the club . stumbled to the bathroom got hit on by some lesbians and dykes. then got escorted out the club for being underage and drunk =,11/15/2010
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Not Loko: 88
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