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Manly man: I drank so much four loko i thought girls had rights and were good for things other than sex
Loko: 44
Not Loko: 44
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Pauli D: i would have a pretty bro chill story about lokos but.. i don't remember anything
Loko: 44
Not Loko: 45
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lokosucksbad: Best way to ruin a date: I chugged 2 Lokos before picking a girl that I knew would give up her poon. First I ended up pissing her off by hitting on her mom, second I shit my pants in the movie theater 30 mins into the movie. Lastly I fucked up bad by drinking another Loko in the car. My girl was giving me head and I barfed in her hair. Thanks LOKO for fucking up my sex life. I hate you!
Loko: 44
Not Loko: 47
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Western Loko: Drank too many lokos.....when i woke up i thought i was skiing down a snow capped mountain in the alpes gripping on to 2 skii poles but in reality i was giving 2 dualing western style hand jobs to 2 amigos with curious but gentle mustaches all while my thumbs were free for exploration...
Loko: 44
Not Loko: 47
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Stacee: I drank 3 four lokos, pissed in my mom's brand new BMW, kicked my little sister in the stomach and ended up in jail for 12 hours. My parents finally decided to bail me out and told me that if I ever drink a Four Loko ever again, they will throw me out of the house. Never again.
Loko: 43
Not Loko: 20
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yung jeezy: one night me and my boys decided to go 8loko, two cans, at the park. after partying down and gettin loked we decided to to roll back to my homies house. upon getting to his front door i blacked out and about 3 hours later i awoke on a beanbag chair. thinking that i had just gotten home to my own house, i stripped naked and fell back asleep. at about four in the morning i woke up feeling super jacked on caffeine and drank a gallon of water. after that i went back asleep and then woke up to my alarm at 8:30. i put all my clothes back on but had managed to lose my keys, phone, wallet and bike lock. i rode to work and spent the first four hours on the floor in the back not wanting to ever move again. that was my first loko experience but it was a great one.
Loko: 43
Not Loko: 49
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Barack Obama: Drank 6 Four Lokos and forced Obamacare through the house and senate.
Loko: 42
Not Loko: 21
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Tbyrd: so i had my buddy pick up the last two four lokos in the county for a party. we proceeded to drink beer and then decided to drink the lokos. at the end of the night i literally took a shit on my nightstand. wtf
Loko: 42
Not Loko: 39
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blahblah: i'm 5 ft and 107 lbs. drank half of a Four Loco then went straight to the club . stumbled to the bathroom got hit on by some lesbians and dykes. then got escorted out the club for being underage and drunk =,11/15/2010
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Not Loko: 85
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