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Can't Be Controlled: Four Loko = Blackout in a can
Loko: 211
Not Loko: 200
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O. Dear: 3 Four Lokos. Slept with my friend. Had cops called on me for assault. Got kicked out of Toys R' Us. Got kicked out of two bars. BEST DRINK EVER!
Loko: 210
Not Loko: 217
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Jake H: Had a couple lokos and a sturdy amount of whiskey a few weekends back. Apparently either lost my balance or eyesight and ended up walking into a pole knocking out my front right tooth. Somehow found my way to a hospital and had a canadian male nurse to try to help me... who i then proceeded to try to fight. Ended up leaving the hospital knocking over a wheelchair, flicking off every worker there, and yelling about "canadian faggots" Waking up with a hospital bracelet is always a fun morning. Thanks 4 loko!
Loko: 210
Not Loko: 226
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Mark Sanchez: I pounded a Four Loko and drove my team down the field for a game winning drive against the Texans.
Loko: 210
Not Loko: 240
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swisssh.: rip lokos..<3 you will be missed.. ill never get fucked up like i did again.
Loko: 210
Not Loko: 241
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blow, not suck. : Me and my roommate and a couple of friends were pregaming with a loco b4 goin to a party, and at the party i drank one more, which is a solid pregame for me. i've been drinkin for four years and put down 2 lokos almost weekly since i discovered em over a year ago. so i start drinking beer after my loko and by the second one i was blacked out. 2 lokos and 2 beers and i was gone. never before in my life. i was arrested tryin to walk home, after i was unable to do a breathalyzer because i sucked it like a bowl instead of blowing thru it. i woke up in jail, didnt know where i was or what i did. havent drank loko since. my birthday is comin up tho =)
Loko: 205
Not Loko: 223
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blahblah: i'm 5 ft and 107 lbs. drank half of a Four Loco then went straight to the club . stumbled to the bathroom got hit on by some lesbians and dykes. then got escorted out the club for being underage and drunk =,11/15/2010
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Not Loko: 264
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