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LokoKitty: Well, my best friend and i kicked off our saturday night by making a quick run to a drive thru convenience store to pick up our lokos, which is what we do every weekend. We repeatedly get completely hammered by four Loko, and yet still buy them every weekend. We end up bringing them with us for a night in the city. We go to a japanese restaurant and bring our lokos because my friend and i were feeling cheap, and did not want to spend money on actual drinks, while our other friend got some sake and beer. The waitress came up to me and asked "What is that?" and i told her it was ice tea that i had and i poured it in my glass. She knew i was lying, but turned and left us alone. Since we are underage, and didnt want to get kicked out, i decided to drink my loko as quickly as possible. Finally i finish and i am feeling pretty tipsy, but i wasnt quite done. I decided to drink about half a personal of sake... lets just say, DONT EVER FUCKING DO IT. We then walked outside, saw some guidos (which i hate) and within 10 seconds i was making out with one. They then turned around and left. we got a cab, went to union square, sat in the middle of the sidewalk and then went back to Penn Station to go home. In penn station we got mcdonalds, where managed to spill iced tea everywhere and all over my food. Then my friend and i went up to one of the little vendors that sell beer. I stood there for a moment, looked at the guy and stole a beer right in front of him and hid it in my jacket. Somehow he didnt notice, and neither did anyone else (need i remind you i DO NOT steal). We then got back to my friends house where i took a million pictures of myself half naked and posted them on facebook (a common affect of loko). Finally after my friend and i decided to order porn so we could get my other friend mad while she tried sleeping, we passed the fuck out. I WILL FOREVER MISS FOUR LOKO.
Loko: 18
Not Loko: 26
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Favre Loko: I bought a Four Loko and texted a picture of my dick. I never did get around to drinking it...
Loko: 18
Not Loko: 28
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MikefromDC: Okay im a veteran drinker, despite being only 21 years old lol. i can out drink anyone that i know so when people we're talking about this 4 loko stuff and how it will fu@k you up and all, I had to give it a try. so i walked to the corner store and got 4 24 oz cans of raspberry lemonade. long story short it did fucked me up and i did drink all four, honestly if i wasn't so big (i weigh over 300 pounds) it probably would've been in someones ER. I did hurl twice though.
Loko: 18
Not Loko: 37
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sketchy: I drank 2 and a half 4loko's and did coke for the first time! Sick!
Loko: 18
Not Loko: 37
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wtf: So after I got done with a date a few of my friends wanted me to come over. So I went over there and my friend had bought 10 four loko's after everyone having one or two we decided to quick leave and go get high. My friend drove up to the walmart parking lot in his old sketchy van with 7 other people around me. After smoking we went back to the house. My friend wasn't feeling well and started freaking out screaming I'm in a black abyss of blood I need to call my mom I need to call my mom!! WTF
Loko: 18
Not Loko: 42
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MT Black Out: I decided to get drunk before a showing of Rocky Horror, so I drank two Four Lokos and headed to the theater. I wound up throwing more food at the audience than the actors stage and even pelted Doc Frankfurter in the face with toast!! After the show I hung out with the cast and drank two more. The blur from that point on tells me nothing. I woke up under my bed, I wonder what I was looking for?
Loko: 17
Not Loko: 12
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Bluntz: My first 4loko story, got 24s, 40s and 4Lokos, drink 24+40s, then me and a buddy go to get more lokos and meet up with more people. We get to a park and start drinking, cops start to follow us so I run like hell to my narby friends house, turns out my friends parents arent home (!) so we all get to drink our lokos in a house instead of freezing outside. Eventually we leave and go to micky Ds, huge ass crowd of people, I bail as 5 cop cars show up to raid shit, so then I go chill at my friends house with more drinkin lol so while we're drinking his mom comes down and starts buggin out at us, while drunk im able to hide all the shit and save our asses, his dad drives me home while im still drunk so now at my home, still mad buzzed up on loko and brew.
Loko: 17
Not Loko: 14
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thegoddessisreal: 2 lemon 4lokos and a pitcher or margaritas will make you question the patriarchal systems of western religion and make you inner goddess come out.
Loko: 17
Not Loko: 18
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Foolio: I drank 2 4 Lokos and took a wicked piss.
Loko: 17
Not Loko: 24
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blahblah: i'm 5 ft and 107 lbs. drank half of a Four Loco then went straight to the club . stumbled to the bathroom got hit on by some lesbians and dykes. then got escorted out the club for being underage and drunk =,11/15/2010
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Not Loko: 33
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