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Dr Light Weight: It was a typical Saturday night, me and my friends looking for ways to get hurt. None of us had ever tried a Loko before, but we decided it was time to finally try. The 4 of us in the back of the homies car, one can for 2 people. We started drinking and ended up going to a friends kickback. The last thing I remember is yelling in the streets and coming home with the guy who was throwing the kickback. Apparatus I invited him inside my house and hooked up, then i spilled water all over my kitchen floor. I woke up in the middle of the night with my jeans and bra on, makeup still on my face, and contacts still in my eyes. I get up to see random shit all over my floor. I go to the bathroom and see that vomit was cleaned up by my mom, I told my parents I had a bad meal at Panda Express..
Loko: 46
Not Loko: 56
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NotAnIdiot: I drank a four loko one night, responsibly... and didn't act like an idiot at all. I had a good time and I remember every minute of it. Guess I'm just not as stupid as most drunk college kids. Seriously? Grow up.
Loko: 45
Not Loko: 22
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Lorentz: Played loko pong killed about 3 then blacked out.. Apparently went to the local WV strip club (legz) and continued drinking whiskey of course.. Ended up trying to push a dollar up a strippers butt.. They didn't like this and I was thrown out so I walked over an hour to get to the bars where I was kicked out rather quickly bc I shit myself an puked while walking down the stairs to get in.. Woke up on the mountainlair green with 4 cops poking me.. Tried making out with the lady cop and spent the rest of the day in a cell.. Thanks loko
Loko: 45
Not Loko: 39
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Loko: 45
Not Loko: 44
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ChaseBOSS: so i drank two lokos after spiking them with vodka. apparently i tried to fight five innocent bystanders because my pizza was taking too long at rocco's and i punched the taillight out of cars in front of a bar. this was all after i ran into zac efron on bourbon street and tried to get him to party with us. at least he showed some love and gave me a high five followed by a pound and laughed at my drunkeness.
Loko: 45
Not Loko: 46
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lokosucksbad: Best way to ruin a date: I chugged 2 Lokos before picking a girl that I knew would give up her poon. First I ended up pissing her off by hitting on her mom, second I shit my pants in the movie theater 30 mins into the movie. Lastly I fucked up bad by drinking another Loko in the car. My girl was giving me head and I barfed in her hair. Thanks LOKO for fucking up my sex life. I hate you!
Loko: 45
Not Loko: 47
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shitter: the first time i drank four lokos, i felt like i just ate shrooms.
Loko: 45
Not Loko: 48
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Adolf: I drank 4 four lokos one night and woke up the next morning only to realize that I was responsible for a plan to exterminate the jews.
Loko: 45
Not Loko: 48
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kiid: Only halloween party taking place in my town was some spanish party. So me and a couple of my white friends decided to make an appearance. Me being pretty damn white not knowing what to expect decided to have my first loco. The hot, sweaty, disgusting dancefloor at the kids house couldn't have looked any more inviting. Legit danced the night away. No puking though and na i def didnt shit my pants wtf?
Loko: 45
Not Loko: 53
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LokO: Drank 2 Four Lokos, went Loko. Enough said
Loko: 44
Not Loko: 17
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