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drunkenslutTK: one nightt i did the 4loko challenge and drank 4 four lokos, ended in up an abandoned house on my knees suckin my ex boyfreinds dick while on the phone with my current boyfreind telling him hold on "i got a dick in my mouth, i love you" infront of all my freinds. and then my boyfreinds mom came out to the neighborhood and tried to fight the dude whos dick i was sucking, when i tried to block her hit she pushed me over a skateboard onto a road that had just got paved, till this day, three months later, i still have tar stuck to my foot. thanks four loko!
Loko: 224
Not Loko: 243
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locohype: I downed 3 Lokos tonight + MANY beers, and think that the lightweights have ruined it for everyone! Yes, I like the "different" buzz (tried it for the 1st time because it is being banned in my state), I think many people would enjoy this, but it seems that some users have no self-control or responsibility in their lives. My story may not be funny, but it is reality...
Loko: 224
Not Loko: 256
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LocoPolka: I never had any of these. You are all either in jail, sleeping in your feces and vomit, or cheating. Happy Thanksgiving!
Loko: 223
Not Loko: 212
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meister: Two loko pregame + 15 beers + two kegstands + grey goose = passing out in a bathtub. With a remainder of some asshole running the tub, waking up soaked, wandering three miles back to campus and booting out a cab's window.
Loko: 223
Not Loko: 221
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theshitshowison: basically I was out at a party and drank and indiscernable amount of fourloko b/c we were passing several cans around and all sharing them. the night ended with my friend (male, about 6'2 and maybe 180) getting roofied and me thinking that a dormroom sink was a great place to boot. not to mention the messy clean-up after realizing that puke doesnt wash out of a sink very well
Loko: 223
Not Loko: 243
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dear john: i drank 4 fourlokos at some bitches house and i died
Loko: 223
Not Loko: 247
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swisssh.: rip lokos..<3 you will be missed.. ill never get fucked up like i did again.
Loko: 223
Not Loko: 257
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lokomadness: i had 2 fourlokos for a sweet16 did some cocaine with that shit mann ended up eating a bush and what not threw up on a few people but they didnt say anything if they did i wouldve shoved coke up their nose then i decided to play frogger on the highway by myself some ruined that damn game so i didnt reeally get to play i ended up getting arrested and told the cop to go party iwith me he said no got a 1000 dollar bnaiol.................unforgivable
Loko: 223
Not Loko: 258
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MKU: Active ingredients: Maca root, 250mg Horny goat weed, 500mg. That's right. Horny goat weed. My friend, L, works at a major corporate drugstore. One day he found a pill bottle of the stuff with the outer plastic seal broken, but the inner foil seal intact. Company policy says they can't sell it if a seal is broken, condition, so L pocketed it. Fast forwards to the following weekend. L, my girlfriend, and I are each sipping on some 4loko, and we get the great idea to take some horny goat weed. That was our second mistake. "Take two per day with meals as a dietary supplement." I eyed the bottle, passed L and my GF a pill each, and tossed one back. After drunkenly peer pressuring eachother, I eventually swallow two more. Sure enough, an hour down the line, my girlfriend and I run off to the bedroom. Normally we hit some technical difficulties if we've both been drinking before doin' the do, but this time everything flows just fine. In the raging maelstrom of drunk, caffeinated, and horny goat weed fueled sex, she tells me to turn her over (switch positions). I lift her up, lose balance, and her head smacks into the windowsill with a LOUD bang. "Oh fuck, are you okay, baby?" -"Uh, yeah, I'm fine."(insinuating I should keep going) Next morning rolls around, she has a throbbing headache but otherwise seems fine. However, that evening at work she gets extremely dizzy and leaves work to go the emergency room. Doctors diagnosed her with a concussion. A fucking concussion. I drank 4loko, took horny goat weed, and gave my girlfriend a concussion.
Loko: 222
Not Loko: 226
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Jake H: Had a couple lokos and a sturdy amount of whiskey a few weekends back. Apparently either lost my balance or eyesight and ended up walking into a pole knocking out my front right tooth. Somehow found my way to a hospital and had a canadian male nurse to try to help me... who i then proceeded to try to fight. Ended up leaving the hospital knocking over a wheelchair, flicking off every worker there, and yelling about "canadian faggots" Waking up with a hospital bracelet is always a fun morning. Thanks 4 loko!
Loko: 222
Not Loko: 236
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