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Four Loko No Joko: Pre-gamed hard with 2 Four Loko cans before going to a Miami club. I ended up using my really shitty fake to get in, and smuggled in a handle of captain morgan in my pants. The next thing I remember is waking up on my friend's couch with dried throw up on my shirt and pants. My friend told me that I ended up throwing up in the girl's bath room and then tried to get on a frat bus as we left. I almost threw up in the cab too.
Loko: 11
Not Loko: 14
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ArmyAlcoholic: Drank a loko, wasnt too impressed, think a lot of you are bullshittin, or youre in high school. Either way, didnt do shit to me.
Loko: 11
Not Loko: 19
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Cia: Four Loko = good. Plastic forks on ground = also good.
Loko: 10
Not Loko: 10
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smollz: drank 4 with with my roommate, that's four each. scared away two really hot 4th grade teachers at a bar in LA, then met the guy who played McLovin at Low End Theory who seemed extremely disturbed by my appearence. Woke up at my house in Orange county, which is 40 miles away, I was driving. wish I knew how i got there, and wish I knew what the girls name was who was in my bed. loko for life
Loko: 10
Not Loko: 12
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chronic: My friend from Boston came to visit me in the city and suggested four lokos. We went to the park and started to blaze, smoked two dubs each before we started drinking. I drank one and a half four lokos and don't remember the rest of the night. Apparently I tried to hook up with my other friend but I couldn't find his mouth so i made out with his neck, hand, arm, the air. basically anything but his mouth. We went to a café and I went to the bathroom and puked all over it. My friends tried to get me to eat but i wouldn't, and i ended up puking more in a plastic bag at a table in a cafe full of people and i got caught (obviously) by my dad. Four Loko is evil.
Loko: 10
Not Loko: 21
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Sean: I drank three Four Lokos and then proceeded to kill between four to five zombies and one Cylon. You're welcome, humanity.
Loko: 9
Not Loko: 5
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Thumbs: Slammed 2 before meeting up with a few guys at the bar..ended up pissing in an alley, turns out it was all over a homeless man
Loko: 9
Not Loko: 7
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BROSKISON: Yo I had this four loko and I fucked a cat dude it was awesome.
Loko: 9
Not Loko: 18
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kimboslice : soooooooo... me and my 2 best friends attempted the 4 fourloko challenge. nothing else just 4 lokos. after the 1st loko was downed we went to our colleges student art show. it wasnt untill we were inside around all the expensive artwork and sober professors that we realized we should not be in public. sooo after conversing with my academic advisor about the joys of my profession, we decided it was best that we get the fuck outta there. however on our way through the door we all did mamage to almost knock somethin over and sighn the guest book. So we proceeded to drive our drunk asses to the beach (15mins away) We downed another 4Loko during the drive, while proceeding to have a dance party in the car....not a good idea. At the beach we went to a friend of friends house, gave some lap dances, rejected some creepers, tore down a confederate flag(asshole) and stole some shades. Then we meandered our drunk bums to the sandy shore, where we wanted our feet to be exfoliated! So we would not have to pay for pedicures? after our feet had been exfoliated to the umteenth degree, we left the sandy shore, but gypsy (dumbdrunkass) left her phone on the beach! So we scrambled around like chickens with our heads cut off lookin for it, after about another half of a 4Loko we found it at the beach. DENNY"SSSSS our stomach called at midnight! Stumbling through the doors flabbergasted by the grilled cheese sandwiches with fired mozzarella sticks inside! Oh dear drunken munchies. We didn't stop there.... biscuits and gravy, french fries, egg and cheese sandwiches, pancakes, and onion rings (keep in mind this is 3 small girls) After gypsy got pissed she proceeded to yell fuck you at everyone in Denny's. We left a crappy tip, and crawled back to my dorm room, where we drank two full gallons of milk b4 passing out.... After a night like this how could you ban 4LOKO?
Loko: 8
Not Loko: 6
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Josh : I had sex with my girlfriends mom and she actually had recorded the whole thing on the Camera she had bought my girlfriend for Christmas, so this is how it started, I'm all alone downstairs watching some crappy movie, so I go in the fridge and rumble around only to find four, four loko's so I'm drinking and drinking next thing I know, I hear my mom in law listening to rather erotic sounds, only to doggie her again. DAMN.
Loko: 8
Not Loko: 9
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