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NotAnIdiot: I drank a four loko one night, responsibly... and didn't act like an idiot at all. I had a good time and I remember every minute of it. Guess I'm just not as stupid as most drunk college kids. Seriously? Grow up.
Loko: 46
Not Loko: 23
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naty: Had my 1st 4loko, it was ok, after my bro seeing me drink 1 he drunk 1 as well, didn't even make it passed half the can bcuz he was puking EVRYWHERE, THEN wen he finished we went out 2 the club , b4 going in the club, I had another 4 loko, he was still a lil drunk from the last 1 so he ended up drinkin most of mine, wen we got in the club, can't find my brother, he's grinding on the wall, (the wall was deff holding him up lol), so I went on dancing and its almost closing time at the club, cudnt find him so I left found my brother have a 3 sum with 2 other men, mind u he's gayfobic, den he step out the car tripped, fell flat on his face busted his lip n lost his 2 front teeth, epic nite, next morning he cudnt remember anything! Showed him the videos n he started crying
Loko: 46
Not Loko: 41
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21 bday: On my 21st birthday this past july me and my 3 friends were planning on going to a bar. we went to a gas station and each got a loko(or 2) to pregame before we went out. When we got to the first bar they wouldnt let us in cuz we were 'too drunk'...the second bar we got in and had a greatttt time but after a few drinks on top of the whole loko and a half I had already had...upon leaving the bar my friend swung at a cop who was yelling at us and we got arrested. got bailed out and everything ended up fine...for me at least. all in all...a greart 21st bday thanks to 4lokos :)
Loko: 46
Not Loko: 49
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lokosucksbad: Best way to ruin a date: I chugged 2 Lokos before picking a girl that I knew would give up her poon. First I ended up pissing her off by hitting on her mom, second I shit my pants in the movie theater 30 mins into the movie. Lastly I fucked up bad by drinking another Loko in the car. My girl was giving me head and I barfed in her hair. Thanks LOKO for fucking up my sex life. I hate you!
Loko: 46
Not Loko: 50
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Adolf: I drank 4 four lokos one night and woke up the next morning only to realize that I was responsible for a plan to exterminate the jews.
Loko: 46
Not Loko: 52
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Dr. Loko: loko made me yell at a tour group on campus, pee in front of the McDonald's, and of course... blackout for about 5 hours
Loko: 46
Not Loko: 53
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kiid: Only halloween party taking place in my town was some spanish party. So me and a couple of my white friends decided to make an appearance. Me being pretty damn white not knowing what to expect decided to have my first loco. The hot, sweaty, disgusting dancefloor at the kids house couldn't have looked any more inviting. Legit danced the night away. No puking though and na i def didnt shit my pants wtf?
Loko: 46
Not Loko: 54
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Western Loko: Drank too many lokos.....when i woke up i thought i was skiing down a snow capped mountain in the alpes gripping on to 2 skii poles but in reality i was giving 2 dualing western style hand jobs to 2 amigos with curious but gentle mustaches all while my thumbs were free for exploration...
Loko: 46
Not Loko: 55
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Gines: I decided to drink 3 and id share my loko story but i dont remember anything. All i know is 3 4lokos= massive hangover
Loko: 46
Not Loko: 56
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LeBron James: This summer, I drank 3 four lokos and signed with the Miami Heat. We are only 9-8 so far this season and I'm now the most hated athlete on the planet. Thanks 4loko!
Loko: 46
Not Loko: 60
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