Here are some Loko Stories:
LeBron James:
This summer, I drank 3 four lokos and signed with the Miami Heat. We are only 9-8 so far this season and I'm now the most hated athlete on the planet. Thanks 4loko!
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ifuckedbieber:
So. i was Chillin with my maaiiinnn Hooeeee. so me and her were just chillin, when we saw a HUGE bus. so we knocked on it, Shawty Mane (name is private) opened the Door and Pulled us in. My friend had weed in her pocket, and i had 2 four lokos in my purse. we drank them and were wasted then got high as hell. over all....the Day was sucessfull.
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Too Loko:
I downed about 2 4Lokos and ended up fucking some kid behind a building on my college campus. Oh Lokos, You totally diminish my morals.
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Gines:
I decided to drink 3 and id share my loko story but i dont remember anything. All i know is 3 4lokos= massive hangover
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shitfaced:
the other night, for the first time i decided to drink four loco. I didn't really know i wasnt supposed to drink the whole thing, so i had 2. I don't remember anything after that except waking up smashing my head on my mail box.
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Barack Obama:
Drank 6 Four Lokos and forced Obamacare through the house and senate.
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Ryde or Die:
I've had a few Four Lokos before, but the last time I had one was a disaster. It was 5 days before my 21st birthday on a Thursday night and I had a four loko plus a few shots of whiskey and at least 4 beers. And this was before going to the bar, which I somehow got into. I took a lot of Adderall before because I had a midterm earlier and I didn't know it would make me so thirsty and that mixing more than 2 kinds of alcohol was bad. Anyway, I went to the bar, drank more and eventually blacked out while there and woke up in a hospital bed not remembering anything from that point on. Apparently, while walking back to my college dorm, I was yelling random things at people and got knocked for disorderly conduct. Don't remember being locked up thankfully but then I hit my head and got put in the hospital and went home that weekend for fall break. I had been in trouble before at school and I ended up getting suspended for what happened that night plus a brand new case to deal with. Let's just say I would never touch another Four Loko with a 100 ft pole. Oh and I didn't drink or do anything for my 21st because I was not allowed to celebrate it at school or drink period fml. One positive is that I now plan to never got extremely intoxicated ever again. It was not fun.
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Dizz:
A friend suggested I try a LOkO. Downed it, then I piled a few 7 and 7's on top of it. Later that night, I played pool with 2 biker girls who looked amazing at the time. At this point I was blacked out because I woke up with scrapes, cuts and bruises underneath my eyes and have no idea how I got them. Hopefully I didn't get rolled on by the Biker Girlz boyfriends. I hope thats not the case, because I have no idea and my boys who drank the LOKOS dont know either
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