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Ayo4Loko: One night I had a house party, and I drank two 4 Loko's (watermelon and blue: worst flavors!!). I don't remember the party, I just remember the end. I had two hours of fierce, hot sex with my new boyfriend, and ended up cleaning the house till 11 AM before I passed out.
Loko: 112
Not Loko: 127
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BeachLoko: So.... nice day out at the beach. I bought 3 Fourlokos. One for myself, a friend, and boyfriend. Which neither one of them ended up liking their flavor. So me, being a penny pincher make the decision that I wasn't going to waste my money and drank all 3.(Alone)Made an ass out of myself,reportedly flashed my friends. After a "very pleasant" day at the beach I start feeling frisky. Proceeded to get a little dirty in the back seat of my car before leaving beach parking lot with my boyfriend. Manage to get home, get sick, lay in my bathtub while shower running, lay on bathroom floor naked, and got sick again. From what I was told I was extremely violent at one point. Story comes to an end when I wake up next morning covered in bruises and the back of my head has a large knot. I tell my boyfriend how badly it hurts and of course apologize for being completely retarded the night before. He continues to tell me that while "gettin frisky" in the car my head apparently repeatedly was hitting the car window. When I ask him why he let me do this...His reply was, "Well, you really seemed into it at the time". FML
Loko: 112
Not Loko: 131
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inthe920: after drinking a loko and a half (i never ever drink), and my fiance drinking the same and a Sparks, we found ourselves arguing with the mcdonalds drive thru guy about why they were only serving breakfast...at 5am. Needless to say, i attempted to eat some breakfast sandwich, but ended up throwing it at the building. drank my fiance's orange juice...then threw it up in his car :(
Loko: 112
Not Loko: 133
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Scandal Steiner: Drank so much Four Loko that in one night I became what it took my father 12 years to be. My girlfriend hates me and I think I have permanent Erectile dysfunction. SO LOKO
Loko: 112
Not Loko: 139
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Can't Be Controlled: Four Loko = Blackout in a can
Loko: 111
Not Loko: 92
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one jacked up ride: i was watching tv when my boy jack told me down a 4loko. i woke up the next day and my hand was covered in shit. my boy told me that i thought i was a monkey and was throwing shit at people in front of wal-mart. cant w8 for another one
Loko: 111
Not Loko: 106
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Bodega Empire: if you like four loko watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpa8kCYHzYU Bodega Empire. When four loko was outlawed, outlaws went loko.
Loko: 111
Not Loko: 113
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lokosonice: LOKOS ARE MY SHIT
Loko: 111
Not Loko: 121
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Joe: me and my goons be smokin like 10 blunts between the 5 of us in this niggaz car boxin the fuck out of the car you feel me and sippin on lokos 3 each and then drove around fuckin around we gassin niggaz out here feel me
Loko: 111
Not Loko: 122
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jheaney: ok so i had 3 lokos and i dont really remember my night so ive been told i took three cocks to the face one up my butt and i fucked two guys vaginaly. i woke up in a pool of blood that wasnt even mine. my butthole burns intensly and i think i have clamidia and aids. cant wait till next week end !
Loko: 111
Not Loko: 123
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