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inthe920: after drinking a loko and a half (i never ever drink), and my fiance drinking the same and a Sparks, we found ourselves arguing with the mcdonalds drive thru guy about why they were only serving breakfast...at 5am. Needless to say, i attempted to eat some breakfast sandwich, but ended up throwing it at the building. drank my fiance's orange juice...then threw it up in his car :(
Loko: 98
Not Loko: 119
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rockerchic: First time i went to a club i had a four loco along with my friend. Apparently i met a few people, had a few more drinks, and passed out on the bathroom floor after puking my guts out. they kicked us out because they couldnt let me stay in the bathroom all night. When we got back i sat in a puddle, got humped by a dog, and dropped a cigarette on my face (nice little burn mark on my cheek). had a few more shots then woke up in a bed with no sheets and a huge black dude with all my clothes from the previous night still on. GET LOCO
Loko: 98
Not Loko: 120
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shitfaced: the other night, for the first time i decided to drink four loco. I didn't really know i wasnt supposed to drink the whole thing, so i had 2. I don't remember anything after that except waking up smashing my head on my mail box.
Loko: 98
Not Loko: 136
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glasgowjock: I drank 16 cans, I'm Scottish
Loko: 98
Not Loko: 147
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Wilson the Hammock Man: Need to pass out after drinking too much loko? Check out these sweet camping hammocks!
newcondo: This is my story... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QobXa8kh-A
Loko: 97
Not Loko: 90
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Grandmas Boy: Went to a 4th of July party, starting off the night with 2 FOUR LOKOS, continuing to drink with beer and liquor. Next thing I know, I was in the front yard behind a truck with a woman on her knees giving me head. After a few minutes of enjoying it, I look up and a guy is staring at me getting head. After she finished and stood up, I realized she was a 49 year old woman, and the man watching was her boyfriend. Afterwards, she tried to convince me to have sex while her boyfriend watched because apparently he's into that sort of thing. I'm 23 and I considered it. Thank You FOUR LOKO.
Loko: 97
Not Loko: 91
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Bodega Empire: if you like four loko watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpa8kCYHzYU Bodega Empire. When four loko was outlawed, outlaws went loko.
Loko: 97
Not Loko: 101
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dirtyBAXTA: Sup fellow lokos, had my first loko last night. Started off at my friends party, at this point i was already a little tipsy, next thing i remember i was on the side of the road lying next to a racoon carcass, and my friends were laughing at me. I was cradling a car battery claiming that it was the holy grail. Wake up, in some shrubbery, with shit in my pants and gravel stuck in my nose. $50 dollars, covered in shit, stuck to my chest. I wish i was joking when i told you all this, but its the truth. <3 four loko
Loko: 97
Not Loko: 105
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So Sad: On november 18 four lokos will be banned in Washington state. Not so loko if you ask me....
Loko: 97
Not Loko: 105
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jheaney: ok so i had 3 lokos and i dont really remember my night so ive been told i took three cocks to the face one up my butt and i fucked two guys vaginaly. i woke up in a pool of blood that wasnt even mine. my butthole burns intensly and i think i have clamidia and aids. cant wait till next week end !
Loko: 97
Not Loko: 106
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