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inthe920: after drinking a loko and a half (i never ever drink), and my fiance drinking the same and a Sparks, we found ourselves arguing with the mcdonalds drive thru guy about why they were only serving breakfast...at 5am. Needless to say, i attempted to eat some breakfast sandwich, but ended up throwing it at the building. drank my fiance's orange juice...then threw it up in his car :(
Loko: 121
Not Loko: 146
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What: I drank 6 grape four lokos, smoked two blunts, and woke up next week.
Loko: 121
Not Loko: 159
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Cullen M: So saturday for halloween I decided to drink 2 four lokos throughout the day, one in the morning one at night, fine after the one during the day and a few beers. Once i drank the second one some 9 hours later along with a few mixed drinks ended up not remembering anything from my friends halloween party he had at his frat. Was told the next morning i was staring at a group of girls whom i then attempted to dance with and got denied, was woooooing like ric flair so much i still have no voice and it is 2 days later, ended up throwing up and passing out in the community bathroom of the frat, had my friend pick me up and carry me into his room were i passed out for about 3 hours, then finally got a ride home from my friend, tried entering my code for my garage door and that didnt work, finally had to end the night by knocking on the door to get my parents to let me in and woke up the next morning without my keys, wallet, or cell phone. So as much fun as that night was I regeret to say I will never drink four loko again but thank you for the craziest halloween night of my life!
Loko: 120
Not Loko: 127
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Jake H: Had a couple lokos and a sturdy amount of whiskey a few weekends back. Apparently either lost my balance or eyesight and ended up walking into a pole knocking out my front right tooth. Somehow found my way to a hospital and had a canadian male nurse to try to help me... who i then proceeded to try to fight. Ended up leaving the hospital knocking over a wheelchair, flicking off every worker there, and yelling about "canadian faggots" Waking up with a hospital bracelet is always a fun morning. Thanks 4 loko!
Loko: 120
Not Loko: 132
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dear john: i drank 4 fourlokos at some bitches house and i died
Loko: 120
Not Loko: 139
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TysonYuP33: One Day I Decided to buy 4-four loko's instead of my normal 2-Fourloko's & Before the night was over i was blackedOut & My Buddy told me i went back to the store & Bought some hennessey & A 12-pack & three of us finished that & He told me i Threw The 12-pack in the Street & started Putting all my money On the Hood Of A Car while Standing in the Rain......And all i could remember about that whole day was when i woke up at home(But HOW)with my pants half way down with my phone missing its back...so i walked the way i normally do to get home & it was by the entrance gate of my house half broke WOOOOW...no more FOUR LOKO'S for Me.
Loko: 120
Not Loko: 141
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swisssh.: rip lokos..<3 you will be missed.. ill never get fucked up like i did again.
Loko: 120
Not Loko: 147
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JS: I experienced my first time being blacked out on Four Loko this past Saturday, and I'm still feeling the repercussions. Drinking nearly two full ones and downing shots of Bernett's led to the following: kissing my gay friend repetitively, calling other guys my boyfriend in front of my actual boyfriend, attempting to drink bong water twice, and screaming at the top of my lungs about how I can't make myself throw up. My last memory is being at one of my friend's apartments, and I woke up at five in the morning on another friend's couch. I woke up to a bruised collarbone, face, and arm. Four Loko deserves to be banned, fuuuck.
Loko: 120
Not Loko: 148
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lokosonice: LOKOS ARE MY SHIT
Loko: 119
Not Loko: 132
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jheaney: ok so i had 3 lokos and i dont really remember my night so ive been told i took three cocks to the face one up my butt and i fucked two guys vaginaly. i woke up in a pool of blood that wasnt even mine. my butthole burns intensly and i think i have clamidia and aids. cant wait till next week end !
Loko: 119
Not Loko: 134
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