Here are some Loko Stories:

Bluntz: My first 4loko story, got 24s, 40s and 4Lokos, drink 24+40s, then me and a buddy go to get more lokos and meet up with more people. We get to a park and start drinking, cops start to follow us so I run like hell to my narby friends house, turns out my friends parents arent home (!) so we all get to drink our lokos in a house instead of freezing outside. Eventually we leave and go to micky Ds, huge ass crowd of people, I bail as 5 cop cars show up to raid shit, so then I go chill at my friends house with more drinkin lol so while we're drinking his mom comes down and starts buggin out at us, while drunk im able to hide all the shit and save our asses, his dad drives me home while im still drunk so now at my home, still mad buzzed up on loko and brew.
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smollz: drank 4 with with my roommate, that's four each. scared away two really hot 4th grade teachers at a bar in LA, then met the guy who played McLovin at Low End Theory who seemed extremely disturbed by my appearence. Woke up at my house in Orange county, which is 40 miles away, I was driving. wish I knew how i got there, and wish I knew what the girls name was who was in my bed. loko for life
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ArmyAlcoholic: Drank a loko, wasnt too impressed, think a lot of you are bullshittin, or youre in high school. Either way, didnt do shit to me.
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MT Black Out: I decided to get drunk before a showing of Rocky Horror, so I drank two Four Lokos and headed to the theater. I wound up throwing more food at the audience than the actors stage and even pelted Doc Frankfurter in the face with toast!! After the show I hung out with the cast and drank two more. The blur from that point on tells me nothing. I woke up under my bed, I wonder what I was looking for?
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Cia: Four Loko = good. Plastic forks on ground = also good.
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Foolio: I drank 2 4 Lokos and took a wicked piss.
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BROSKISON: Yo I had this four loko and I fucked a cat dude it was awesome.
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Sean: I drank three Four Lokos and then proceeded to kill between four to five zombies and one Cylon. You're welcome, humanity.
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Thumbs: Slammed 2 before meeting up with a few guys at the bar..ended up pissing in an alley, turns out it was all over a homeless man
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Funyun: I drank two 4lokos and shot up my middle school.
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