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tooloko4loko : it was my first weekend back in cali and i was goin to a rave wit some friends i wasnt old enough to drink inside yet so i decited to chug 2 4lokos before i went in...bad idea last thing i remember is standing in line watchin my friend who is a girl pee in a cup(she was pretty drunk herself)next thing i know its like 1 in the morning and my chin is burised black my foot and hand are swollen and i have no idea what had happened haha i guess i was to drunk the security wouldnt let me in so i was jumping over the rails to cut in line n one of the times i ate shit n hit my chin on the rail....good thing i was fukd up or that would of really hurt
Loko: 64
Not Loko: 66
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Juan Fernando: I drank one Four Loko because I wanted to try it before they legislate against it. It tasted unpleasant and I didn't get buzzed. I watched late night television with a friend and then went to bed.
Loko: 64
Not Loko: 68
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kiid: Only halloween party taking place in my town was some spanish party. So me and a couple of my white friends decided to make an appearance. Me being pretty damn white not knowing what to expect decided to have my first loco. The hot, sweaty, disgusting dancefloor at the kids house couldn't have looked any more inviting. Legit danced the night away. No puking though and na i def didnt shit my pants wtf?
Loko: 64
Not Loko: 76
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Gines: I decided to drink 3 and id share my loko story but i dont remember anything. All i know is 3 4lokos= massive hangover
Loko: 64
Not Loko: 76
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LeBron James: This summer, I drank 3 four lokos and signed with the Miami Heat. We are only 9-8 so far this season and I'm now the most hated athlete on the planet. Thanks 4loko!
Loko: 64
Not Loko: 79
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rawr: ok so i have several short stories, on the last day of school me and my homies got drunk as fukk on lokos i showed up at my friends kik bak, got soaked in lube, jumped in the pool,kissed a 10th grader against the same sex on the lips, peed in the middle of a skatpark, walked through bushes, hugges and cried to some random girl in the street for an hour, told everyone i got raped, went to my friends house, woke up with my worst hangover threw up 20 times in 2 hours, walked home at 8, had a dance preformance at 9. an other time was at the promenade, i was screaming, i gave some random guy hickeys at the bus stop, went to the venice skate park, dropped dome in the bowl infront of every1, flashed every1, and talked shit to a venice sucidle┬┤s face. an other time i drank at my girls pad than went to a barmitsvah, ended up in topanga clearing a fukn 4 foot bong. other time i drank with a buncha girls...and i basicly thought i was snoop dog. an other time on halloween, i met up with guys...drank 2 lokos...got 3 bong hits, got in a fight with some girl, smashed this random guy, though up noodles, fell off a hill face first, tripped over a curb and sprained my ankle, took the bus home, missed our stop, hitchhiked bak with lesbians. and went right to sleep. Oh and by the way, im a 14 year old girl in 8th grade(:
Loko: 64
Not Loko: 82
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shitfaced: the other night, for the first time i decided to drink four loco. I didn't really know i wasnt supposed to drink the whole thing, so i had 2. I don't remember anything after that except waking up smashing my head on my mail box.
Loko: 64
Not Loko: 83
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Bosco Jenkins: So I started with 2 cans because I didn't realize how strong it was. Not only did I jack off on a cop car, but I also slimed my sister, and cock punched a deli owner in East Brooklyn where he pulled a gun on me and started screaming. This is where I stopped remembering and my buddy Constantine met up with me (he was just drinking regular beer). I went into a laundry mat and raped some people (I work at a university) then I somehow managed to get a giant 2x4 and broke it off and I told some people in a parked car that they were going to wish I was the devil after I finished setting their car on fire and brain washing them (I'm Jewish). Anyway I had a good time. Surprisingly no hangover.
Loko: 63
Not Loko: 64
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dear john: i drank 4 fourlokos at some bitches house and i died
Loko: 63
Not Loko: 66
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21 bday: On my 21st birthday this past july me and my 3 friends were planning on going to a bar. we went to a gas station and each got a loko(or 2) to pregame before we went out. When we got to the first bar they wouldnt let us in cuz we were 'too drunk'...the second bar we got in and had a greatttt time but after a few drinks on top of the whole loko and a half I had already had...upon leaving the bar my friend swung at a cop who was yelling at us and we got arrested. got bailed out and everything ended up fine...for me at least. all in all...a greart 21st bday thanks to 4lokos :)
Loko: 63
Not Loko: 71
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