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Adolf: I drank 4 four lokos one night and woke up the next morning only to realize that I was responsible for a plan to exterminate the jews.
Loko: 45
Not Loko: 47
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shitter: the first time i drank four lokos, i felt like i just ate shrooms.
Loko: 45
Not Loko: 48
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Whatever: How fabulous it is to glorify drunk behavior which leads to death, abuse, and mayhem. What a great recollection of losers and lowlifes. Kudos to the creators of Four Loko. Not.
Loko: 45
Not Loko: 50
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keith stone: couple nights ago i drank three four lokos, woke up covered in my own shit next to two dead hookers
Loko: 45
Not Loko: 51
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kiid: Only halloween party taking place in my town was some spanish party. So me and a couple of my white friends decided to make an appearance. Me being pretty damn white not knowing what to expect decided to have my first loco. The hot, sweaty, disgusting dancefloor at the kids house couldn't have looked any more inviting. Legit danced the night away. No puking though and na i def didnt shit my pants wtf?
Loko: 45
Not Loko: 53
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LokO: Drank 2 Four Lokos, went Loko. Enough said
Loko: 44
Not Loko: 17
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Buddst: i drank 3 four lokos before goin to skool i had to take the chasee testso i go take the test and i threw up all over the room and and the other people best of all i passed the test and butt i also got a expelled for being under the influence went home and drank some more hahahahaha.
Loko: 44
Not Loko: 38
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Cougar: So I was mom's weekend at my school and my mom came down, thought it was a good idea to try these 4 lokos...well a couple sips later and she was drunk out of her mind. she peed her pants, danced on my coffee table, and then tried to hook up with my boyfriend at the time by saying "im really a college student at heart." She then told us all about her sex life with my dad.. 4 lokos should have an age limit
Loko: 44
Not Loko: 40
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naty: Had my 1st 4loko, it was ok, after my bro seeing me drink 1 he drunk 1 as well, didn't even make it passed half the can bcuz he was puking EVRYWHERE, THEN wen he finished we went out 2 the club , b4 going in the club, I had another 4 loko, he was still a lil drunk from the last 1 so he ended up drinkin most of mine, wen we got in the club, can't find my brother, he's grinding on the wall, (the wall was deff holding him up lol), so I went on dancing and its almost closing time at the club, cudnt find him so I left found my brother have a 3 sum with 2 other men, mind u he's gayfobic, den he step out the car tripped, fell flat on his face busted his lip n lost his 2 front teeth, epic nite, next morning he cudnt remember anything! Showed him the videos n he started crying
Loko: 44
Not Loko: 40
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ChaseBOSS: so i drank two lokos after spiking them with vodka. apparently i tried to fight five innocent bystanders because my pizza was taking too long at rocco's and i punched the taillight out of cars in front of a bar. this was all after i ran into zac efron on bourbon street and tried to get him to party with us. at least he showed some love and gave me a high five followed by a pound and laughed at my drunkeness.
Loko: 44
Not Loko: 44
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