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Dr. Pik: I drank one of these once, fucked a fat chick on the toilet. My balls were clapping so hard against her everyone in the restroom heard it. Great drink indeed.
Loko: 26
Not Loko: 31
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SnowBeef: Took a shot of four loko and pwned 25 noobs on COD Black Ops. It was LOKO!
Loko: 26
Not Loko: 31
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LG: The first time I had Four Loko was at 9 am right before Lollapalooza. If Lolla was the shit before Loko....now it's the most glorious shit of all time. Lokopalooza more like it.
Loko: 26
Not Loko: 32
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4lokois4idiots: My boyfriend beat me up because he was drinking this shit. Thank you for making this...because I really wanted to be in an abusive relationship.
Loko: 26
Not Loko: 32
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Joe: me and my goons be smokin like 10 blunts between the 5 of us in this niggaz car boxin the fuck out of the car you feel me and sippin on lokos 3 each and then drove around fuckin around we gassin niggaz out here feel me
Loko: 26
Not Loko: 32
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Rape Monkeyy: So Me And my friends were drinking 4 locos Right we had atleast two each, my friend alex, jonathan, and nancy so we were just Kicking Back At Jonathan's House When We Decided To Go Out For Some Air, Then Right When I Came Out The Door I Remember I Saw The Ugliest Guy Ever So I Screamed And i Had To Trow Ah Punch At Him Then After I Went Inside I Saw Him In The Window And He Started To Jack Off! Haha Funny Right But What Is Not Funny Is That He Had Put All His Sperm On Our Door Knob Then Ran So Nancy Had To Wash It Off With Her Soda that's What She Had To Drink Then After We Drove Drunk Down San Fernando Road, Then We Saw 2 Hobos On The Bus Stop Having Sexx So We Thought It Was So Funny And We Recorded It Haha Then We All Went Home.! -The Endd TRUE STORY
Loko: 26
Not Loko: 32
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Nick B. : Went to a my local corner store and grabbed a lemonade tall boy of Four Loko. Slammed the can on the counter and asked the clerk "will this kill me"? Avoided drinking and driving because I was alone in the car and I wanted to have someone supervise me while I took my first drink of this. Arrived at Cousin Mark's house where he told me I was about to imbibe "liquid crack". Next I popped the top and took one sip. After being overwhelmed by the bitter malt liquor taste/excessive sugar I drove down to our landfill and disposed of it so no bums or stray cats in my neighborhood got their hands on this drink. The next mourning I woke up w Delayed BG's. You know when you're sitting down on the throne andy youre thinking "COME ON LETS DO THIS ALREADY" but your bowels don't seem to be in a rush.
Loko: 26
Not Loko: 33
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Seando: Woke up in my attic this morning with a half empty Four Loko and half naked girl lying next to me. Realized we suceeded in our Four Loko party as the two cases were gone...
Loko: 26
Not Loko: 33
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whiteboyduggie: Yeah my brother introduced thes to me and I ended up drinking 3 or 4 between the two of us. He played some old school punk rock we used to listen to back in the day and I ended up mosh pitting with myself in his tiny ass house, waking up his son and bashing his TV. So that was awesome, good night. Next weekend I drank two on my way up to meet a friend in Baltimore (harm city). Ended up sitting on the curb next to my car with the radio up trying to teach all the black guys I saw how to duggie. I can DTown boogie but im not from dallas!
Loko: 26
Not Loko: 33
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Disaster: I drank half a four loko. I sprained both my wrists from falling down drunk so much.
Loko: 26
Not Loko: 33
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