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ratatatatat: I drink 4 four lokos every day since a year ago till now and the only thing I hate is that it. Gives u the shits ...but it is bomb with sum blow
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ArmyAlcoholic: Drank a loko, wasnt too impressed, think a lot of you are bullshittin, or youre in high school. Either way, didnt do shit to me.
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chronic: My friend from Boston came to visit me in the city and suggested four lokos. We went to the park and started to blaze, smoked two dubs each before we started drinking. I drank one and a half four lokos and don't remember the rest of the night. Apparently I tried to hook up with my other friend but I couldn't find his mouth so i made out with his neck, hand, arm, the air. basically anything but his mouth. We went to a café and I went to the bathroom and puked all over it. My friends tried to get me to eat but i wouldn't, and i ended up puking more in a plastic bag at a table in a cafe full of people and i got caught (obviously) by my dad. Four Loko is evil.
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MT Black Out: I decided to get drunk before a showing of Rocky Horror, so I drank two Four Lokos and headed to the theater. I wound up throwing more food at the audience than the actors stage and even pelted Doc Frankfurter in the face with toast!! After the show I hung out with the cast and drank two more. The blur from that point on tells me nothing. I woke up under my bed, I wonder what I was looking for?
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Cia: Four Loko = good. Plastic forks on ground = also good.
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Foolio: I drank 2 4 Lokos and took a wicked piss.
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BROSKISON: Yo I had this four loko and I fucked a cat dude it was awesome.
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Sean: I drank three Four Lokos and then proceeded to kill between four to five zombies and one Cylon. You're welcome, humanity.
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Thumbs: Slammed 2 before meeting up with a few guys at the bar..ended up pissing in an alley, turns out it was all over a homeless man
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Funyun: I drank two 4lokos and shot up my middle school.
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