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Buddst: i drank 3 four lokos before goin to skool i had to take the chasee testso i go take the test and i threw up all over the room and and the other people best of all i passed the test and butt i also got a expelled for being under the influence went home and drank some more hahahahaha.
Loko: 50
Not Loko: 45
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Electro-man: drank a four loko to start the evening off right before a friend's b-day party. so apparently I made friends with everyone in chili's. sang karaoke of michael jackson (while doing pseudo michael jackson dance moves) and ended up getting "with" one of my friends exes. that was an awkward morning and day after. gracias four loko. you complete me.
Loko: 50
Not Loko: 49
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Ayo4Loko: One night I had a house party, and I drank two 4 Loko's (watermelon and blue: worst flavors!!). I don't remember the party, I just remember the end. I had two hours of fierce, hot sex with my new boyfriend, and ended up cleaning the house till 11 AM before I passed out.
Loko: 50
Not Loko: 50
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Bosco Jenkins: So I started with 2 cans because I didn't realize how strong it was. Not only did I jack off on a cop car, but I also slimed my sister, and cock punched a deli owner in East Brooklyn where he pulled a gun on me and started screaming. This is where I stopped remembering and my buddy Constantine met up with me (he was just drinking regular beer). I went into a laundry mat and raped some people (I work at a university) then I somehow managed to get a giant 2x4 and broke it off and I told some people in a parked car that they were going to wish I was the devil after I finished setting their car on fire and brain washing them (I'm Jewish). Anyway I had a good time. Surprisingly no hangover.
Loko: 50
Not Loko: 50
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Bill Cutting: Had a four loko with my brother and herbert. Nothing crazy happened because I'm not a pussy.
Loko: 50
Not Loko: 51
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Abraham Lincoln: Freed the slaves. Fuck Four Lokos
Loko: 50
Not Loko: 53
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BeachLoko: So.... nice day out at the beach. I bought 3 Fourlokos. One for myself, a friend, and boyfriend. Which neither one of them ended up liking their flavor. So me, being a penny pincher make the decision that I wasn't going to waste my money and drank all 3.(Alone)Made an ass out of myself,reportedly flashed my friends. After a "very pleasant" day at the beach I start feeling frisky. Proceeded to get a little dirty in the back seat of my car before leaving beach parking lot with my boyfriend. Manage to get home, get sick, lay in my bathtub while shower running, lay on bathroom floor naked, and got sick again. From what I was told I was extremely violent at one point. Story comes to an end when I wake up next morning covered in bruises and the back of my head has a large knot. I tell my boyfriend how badly it hurts and of course apologize for being completely retarded the night before. He continues to tell me that while "gettin frisky" in the car my head apparently repeatedly was hitting the car window. When I ask him why he let me do this...His reply was, "Well, you really seemed into it at the time". FML
Loko: 50
Not Loko: 54
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yung jeezy: one night me and my boys decided to go 8loko, two cans, at the park. after partying down and gettin loked we decided to to roll back to my homies house. upon getting to his front door i blacked out and about 3 hours later i awoke on a beanbag chair. thinking that i had just gotten home to my own house, i stripped naked and fell back asleep. at about four in the morning i woke up feeling super jacked on caffeine and drank a gallon of water. after that i went back asleep and then woke up to my alarm at 8:30. i put all my clothes back on but had managed to lose my keys, phone, wallet and bike lock. i rode to work and spent the first four hours on the floor in the back not wanting to ever move again. that was my first loko experience but it was a great one.
Loko: 50
Not Loko: 55
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Pauli D: i would have a pretty bro chill story about lokos but.. i don't remember anything
Loko: 50
Not Loko: 56
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Dr. Loko: loko made me yell at a tour group on campus, pee in front of the McDonald's, and of course... blackout for about 5 hours
Loko: 50
Not Loko: 57
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