So.... nice day out at the beach. I bought 3 Fourlokos. One for myself, a friend, and boyfriend. Which neither one of them ended up liking their flavor. So me, being a penny pincher make the decision that I wasn't going to waste my money and drank all 3.(Alone)Made an ass out of myself,reportedly flashed my friends. After a "very pleasant" day at the beach I start feeling frisky. Proceeded to get a little dirty in the back seat of my car before leaving beach parking lot with my boyfriend. Manage to get home, get sick, lay in my bathtub while shower running, lay on bathroom floor naked, and got sick again. From what I was told I was extremely violent at one point. Story comes to an end when I wake up next morning covered in bruises and the back of my head has a large knot. I tell my boyfriend how badly it hurts and of course apologize for being completely retarded the night before. He continues to tell me that while "gettin frisky" in the car my head apparently repeatedly was hitting the car window. When I ask him why he let me do this...His reply was, "Well, you really seemed into it at the time". FML
I experienced my first time being blacked out on Four Loko this past Saturday, and I'm still feeling the repercussions. Drinking nearly two full ones and downing shots of Bernett's led to the following: kissing my gay friend repetitively, calling other guys my boyfriend in front of my actual boyfriend, attempting to drink bong water twice, and screaming at the top of my lungs about how I can't make myself throw up. My last memory is being at one of my friend's apartments, and I woke up at five in the morning on another friend's couch. I woke up to a bruised collarbone, face, and arm. Four Loko deserves to be banned, fuuuck.
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Drank three of them over 2 hours at a friends then went to a college party and blacked out. Woke up around 6am in a field with no pants or boxers and some deer around me.
Hitched a ride back to town with some dumb hick who looked like he was 90. Made it back to my place safe and sound, opened my bedroom door and found a dead cat and some large rodent(?).
Cops came and it turned out it was my neighbors cat and dog. Bite marks all over the dead animals and I hoped it wasn't mine.
P.S. It turned out it was mine. Shameful night.
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I never had any of these. You are all either in jail, sleeping in your feces and vomit, or cheating. Happy Thanksgiving!
had 2 loko's in 20 min. Went out to my car and yacked all ovver it like a dumb fuck head and then proceeded to drive while puking.. best cruise eva! Drove by a fuckin cop lololol!
me and a couple bros bought 6 locos and a fifth of jager. we planned to go to sorority swap, so we mixed the locos with jager and added half a crushed viagra and X for the lulz. we ended up getting to fucked up to go out. i ended up blacking out, and apparently a brother got a video of mee and my two friends sucking each off. i woke up in my friends bed with nothing but a tshirt one and now my friend won't talk to me or look at me anymore.
I made loko bombs with orange vodka and cranberry lemonade. Then drank them with friends and didn't puke. TOP THAT NERDS!!!!
Maca root, 250mg
Horny goat weed, 500mg.
That's right. Horny goat weed.
My friend, L, works at a major corporate drugstore. One day he found a pill bottle of the stuff with the outer plastic seal broken, but the inner foil seal intact. Company policy says they can't sell it if a seal is broken, condition, so L pocketed it.
Fast forwards to the following weekend. L, my girlfriend, and I are each sipping on some 4loko, and we get the great idea to take some horny goat weed. That was our second mistake. "Take two per day with meals as a dietary supplement." I eyed the bottle, passed L and my GF a pill each, and tossed one back. After drunkenly peer pressuring eachother, I eventually swallow two more.
Sure enough, an hour down the line, my girlfriend and I run off to the bedroom. Normally we hit some technical difficulties if we've both been drinking before doin' the do, but this time everything flows just fine. In the raging maelstrom of drunk, caffeinated, and horny goat weed fueled sex, she tells me to turn her over (switch positions). I lift her up, lose balance, and her head smacks into the windowsill with a LOUD bang.
"Oh fuck, are you okay, baby?"
-"Uh, yeah, I'm fine."(insinuating I should keep going)
Next morning rolls around, she has a throbbing headache but otherwise seems fine. However, that evening at work she gets extremely dizzy and leaves work to go the emergency room. Doctors diagnosed her with a concussion. A fucking concussion.
I drank 4loko, took horny goat weed, and gave my girlfriend a concussion.