Here are some Loko Stories:

Overboard: Drank three of them over 2 hours at a friends then went to a college party and blacked out. Woke up around 6am in a field with no pants or boxers and some deer around me. Hitched a ride back to town with some dumb hick who looked like he was 90. Made it back to my place safe and sound, opened my bedroom door and found a dead cat and some large rodent(?). Cops came and it turned out it was my neighbors cat and dog. Bite marks all over the dead animals and I hoped it wasn't mine. P.S. It turned out it was mine. Shameful night.
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Dudey-bro: I drank two 4-Loko's. I convinced myself that I was a cagefighter. The next morning, my friend was covered in bruises. Sorry bro. Shit happens. :S Oh, wait, but this other time, it got me hooked up with a chick. Once again... shit happens.
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Can't Be Controlled: Four Loko = Blackout in a can
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polanski: i drank about 3 4loko's and I got mad fucked up yo~~~ i called up my dawgs and we got in all kinds of shit...i ended up blacking out with my buddies finger in my ass.
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fruit punch: drank 2 four lokos, ate some fondue and puked all over myself, on a chair, and in the sink. the rest i dont remember
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Kev!!!: I went with my friends to Columbus on a road trip, I downed 2 Four Lokos in the space of about an hour. I woke up the next morning on a random couch, with my hoodie wrapped around my bare feet and various unintelligible text messages in my sent folder. My friends told me I had puked at least 7 times and may have made out with a fat girl.
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lol: I TOOK A SIP
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Mandi4ever: I think lemon-lime LOKO is awesome! I have struggled with weight gain/loss since I was 15. 2 cans of Loko will make you puke until it hurts and you will shit your butthole inside out. I'm finally in a size 2!!. Thanks Crack-in-a-Can!!!
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loko33: I just drank 1.5 lokos.. my first 2.. and i told my wife I want anal.. shes filing for divorce. I'm not kidding.
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ohh...crap!: me and my mates had smuggled some 4 lokos into our house (by smuggled i meen my dads a cop and there banned in england) some being 6 cans. anyways i got totally hammerd drinking 3 all in more or less 1 go's and i found myself in mcdonalds facing the manager having to explain the reason one of his tables had smashed up , and worse still dad found out and i got absolutely crapped on grounded for 2 months AND got a warning for drinkin illegal drinks. LOL!
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