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Dirty Abe: Apparently to many lokos throws off your aim while shooting zombies.
Loko: 197
Not Loko: 201
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Germanic: went camping for bachelor party woke up with a 4loko can up my ass and what I believe to be semen in and around my mouth
Loko: 197
Not Loko: 202
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wvuballer: So I had a loko before but decided to have two this time. We just happened to be at Miami of Ohio for a baseball trip, so I had no clue where I was at. I finished both my lokos in less than an hour and we went to some party and that is the last think I remember. I looked back through all my text and don't remember anything for 3 hours of my life. I was picked up outside a Kroger by my teammates a mile and half away from the house party. Where did I go?
Loko: 197
Not Loko: 202
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Steven2480: Pregamed a heaven and hell themed sorority mixer with 2 Four loko. While dressed up as Satan, I went to the store bought two more, pounded one, and proceeded to run around kicking fat chicks out and poking their fupas with my plastic pitchfork. I was unaware I did that until 2 days later.
Loko: 197
Not Loko: 202
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Wilson the Hammock Man: Need to pass out after drinking too much loko? Check out these sweet camping hammocks!
69wakaflocckaROOM337: well this one time.... i forgot to tell my room mates that drinking 2 lokos WAS A BAD IDEA.... since they have never had one before. soooo they had two lokos and lets just say the night ended with my room mate not being able to make it out and ending up with a stranger in my room mates bed and my other room mate trying to climb to the top of the bunk but failed miserably, fell off the bed, and woke up with bruises on her face hmmmmm.. goodd first week at college thanks fourlokos!
Loko: 197
Not Loko: 206
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Mandi4ever: I think lemon-lime LOKO is awesome! I have struggled with weight gain/loss since I was 15. 2 cans of Loko will make you puke until it hurts and you will shit your butthole inside out. I'm finally in a size 2!!. Thanks Crack-in-a-Can!!!
Loko: 197
Not Loko: 209
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Sebastian: I drank 3.... woke up with a dildo in my ass. it was incredible!!
Loko: 197
Not Loko: 219
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dear john: i drank 4 fourlokos at some bitches house and i died
Loko: 197
Not Loko: 220
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Mark Sanchez: I pounded a Four Loko and drove my team down the field for a game winning drive against the Texans.
Loko: 197
Not Loko: 224
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babymommadrama: well i had 9 four lokos , let me just say my night pretty crazy. i got my butt cheeks peirced, im missing a tooth, i found a wounded pigeon in my car, i found out i have herpies, and i woke up in bed naked with my step dad. guess what , im pregnant!
Loko: 197
Not Loko: 225
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