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Mikeyy: Drank a Loko to start the night. Drank another in bp....blah blah ran from cops in a park, threw up in walmart parking lot...woke up this morning not remembering what happened after
Loko: 11
Not Loko: 16
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40lokos: So i went to buffalo to stock up on 4 loko before it is off the shelves. also, you cant get it in canada so its nice to be unique. i drank 5 of them and woke up next morning with some homeless chick on a park bench. she gave me a blowjob, was nice cause she had no teeth and i puked on her the next morning lol she liked it cause there was alcohol in my puke, fuckin bum!
Loko: 11
Not Loko: 16
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PD: Drank 2 four loko in an hour anhad to jog a few laps around the track. Went home an passed out. Wish I had drank more.
Loko: 11
Not Loko: 17
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Greg Grits: I drank 2 four lokos. My last FM says that I listened to lots of Coldplay last night.
Loko: 11
Not Loko: 17
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Wilson the Hammock Man: Need to pass out after drinking too much loko? Check out these sweet camping hammocks!
White Thunder: Drank 2 4 Lokos and felt like I been sippin Jack on Ice all night. I b the white Mike Vick on this shiitt ballin out o control
Loko: 11
Not Loko: 18
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ashley: four lokos gave me the best night i cant remember(:
Loko: 11
Not Loko: 19
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Bro Sidon: Me and my bros each downed a couple lokos at some party while watching football. We went downstairs and starting macking on everything in sight. I found this girl that my bro had invited and decided to take her in the bathroom to seal the deal. When my bro found out, he was pissed and told everyone there, including the chick that I had AIDS. She ran around crying hysterically. It was the most ultimate Loko induced cock block ever made in the history of man.
Loko: 11
Not Loko: 21
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BigRed <3: After a Crazyyyyyy night at Enchanted (rave) I came home coming down off three pokeballs, so i took 7 shots of greygoose..Went to sleep for two hours, woke up by 9:30am and was too tired, so i drank my fourloko that i saved the night before, and got my energy back with an amazzzziinng feeling!
Loko: 11
Not Loko: 22
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Four Loko No Joko: Pre-gamed hard with 2 Four Loko cans before going to a Miami club. I ended up using my really shitty fake to get in, and smuggled in a handle of captain morgan in my pants. The next thing I remember is waking up on my friend's couch with dried throw up on my shirt and pants. My friend told me that I ended up throwing up in the girl's bath room and then tried to get on a frat bus as we left. I almost threw up in the cab too.
Loko: 10
Not Loko: 13
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Hollywood: After a night out at the bar I drank a Hulk Piss Four loko (lemon lime) While drinking I saw an interview with Boise State kicker Kyle Brotzman. I grabbed a 15 pound jar of change and decided to re-create his 2 missed field goal from the loss to Nevada. THANK YOU FOUR LOKO!!!!!!!
Loko: 10
Not Loko: 17
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