Here are some Loko Stories:

Sally : I drank about 4 cans of the loko one night at a friends house. The next morning I woke up in my apartment wearing only a fur vest (nothing underneath) and tights, holding a bottle of session. Apparently me and a friend and taken a naked photo shoot together then I drove home. I don't remember any of this.
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4lokobro: Halloween night...shot a kid with an airsoft pistol, then pulled out a cap gun and watched him wonder how the hell i did it. then did it again. last thing i remember.
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Greg Grits: I drank 2 four lokos. My last FM says that I listened to lots of Coldplay last night.
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kat: sooooo...i was at a christmas party last night and a friend brought 3 cans of the forbidden four loko. i figured i should try some bc why the heck not. it tasted like a watermelon jolly rancher on crack. i don't really know how much i had bc the rest of the night is kind of a blur. i think we rode a camel from brooklyn back to the city. i gave the best blow job i've ever given (and I don't even remember doing it). recently learned how to deep throat. he LOVED it. way to go loko.
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40lokos: So i went to buffalo to stock up on 4 loko before it is off the shelves. also, you cant get it in canada so its nice to be unique. i drank 5 of them and woke up next morning with some homeless chick on a park bench. she gave me a blowjob, was nice cause she had no teeth and i puked on her the next morning lol she liked it cause there was alcohol in my puke, fuckin bum!
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FULOKOHEADS: My sister-in-laws boyfriend pissed all over my dads car after arguing with us cause we wouldnt take him back to the beer store for more. This drink is sick and really needs to be band. All these stories show how dumb you all are making yourself look. Ive been drinking for well over 10 years now and I drink mostly rum and jager and have never ever acted in such away. Nor have any of my fellow friends. But all of my sister-in-laws friends drink it who are much younger then me and everyone of them either black-out or act a fool. Next thing you know you all are gonna end up in jail or worse either raped or dead.
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lasell college: four loko. whats your excuse?
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Bro Sidon: Me and my bros each downed a couple lokos at some party while watching football. We went downstairs and starting macking on everything in sight. I found this girl that my bro had invited and decided to take her in the bathroom to seal the deal. When my bro found out, he was pissed and told everyone there, including the chick that I had AIDS. She ran around crying hysterically. It was the most ultimate Loko induced cock block ever made in the history of man.
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bbw: i drank fourfourloko and let a black man crampie impregnent my wife. i was wasted.
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chronic: My friend from Boston came to visit me in the city and suggested four lokos. We went to the park and started to blaze, smoked two dubs each before we started drinking. I drank one and a half four lokos and don't remember the rest of the night. Apparently I tried to hook up with my other friend but I couldn't find his mouth so i made out with his neck, hand, arm, the air. basically anything but his mouth. We went to a café and I went to the bathroom and puked all over it. My friends tried to get me to eat but i wouldn't, and i ended up puking more in a plastic bag at a table in a cafe full of people and i got caught (obviously) by my dad. Four Loko is evil.
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