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uhohhhhh17: Went out one summer night with my bff...one loko later, some random guy massaging my shoulders while im moaning. hahaha
Loko: 41
Not Loko: 38
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rupert: Chugged about two after i wrecked my new mitsubishi and this was around 5:00pm, i woke up the next mornig with 55 stitches in my forearm laying in the recovery room at the hospital..... this drink needs to be destroyed....
Loko: 41
Not Loko: 40
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BeachLoko: So.... nice day out at the beach. I bought 3 Fourlokos. One for myself, a friend, and boyfriend. Which neither one of them ended up liking their flavor. So me, being a penny pincher make the decision that I wasn't going to waste my money and drank all 3.(Alone)Made an ass out of myself,reportedly flashed my friends. After a "very pleasant" day at the beach I start feeling frisky. Proceeded to get a little dirty in the back seat of my car before leaving beach parking lot with my boyfriend. Manage to get home, get sick, lay in my bathtub while shower running, lay on bathroom floor naked, and got sick again. From what I was told I was extremely violent at one point. Story comes to an end when I wake up next morning covered in bruises and the back of my head has a large knot. I tell my boyfriend how badly it hurts and of course apologize for being completely retarded the night before. He continues to tell me that while "gettin frisky" in the car my head apparently repeatedly was hitting the car window. When I ask him why he let me do this...His reply was, "Well, you really seemed into it at the time". FML
Loko: 41
Not Loko: 40
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John: I woke up to this text: "Idk what happened haha but yea you got loco on the loko."
Loko: 41
Not Loko: 41
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Loko: 41
Not Loko: 41
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RickJames: Played a drinking game with 4Loko, woke up the next day in half of a halloween costume and an incredibly large girl in my bed. She's my ra, it was april.
Loko: 41
Not Loko: 41
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Ragin' Coleman: my friend and I drank chugged a couple beers, then drank a four loko each openly in public on the hour long train ride to Boston, just sipping on them. By the time we got to South Station we were fucked, took 5 minute pisses, and got lost on the streets of Boston for an hour and a half. We asked everyone on the street for directions, pissed on dumpsters in creepy alleyways, and went in every store on Newburry St. hammered out of our minds. I could also feel the taurine and caffeine fucking with my heart on top of this crazy drunk. We went to Boston University for a few hours and started our next four loko. We finished those cans once again on the train to have the conductor tell us he would hand us over the police on the next stop if we were drinking. We chugged them anyways. I was up the whole night when I got back to my school and had the worst hangover ever. Four Loko Es No Joko.
Loko: 41
Not Loko: 42
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Your boy: You know how we do, I drank one four loko and I be trippin' off into space wondering where I be and shit, shitting in my pants as I floated. I farted out a purple nug of shit and ate it with my booby mouth. Grit
Loko: 41
Not Loko: 42
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tuna: had 3 four lokos shot gun style....went out to my favorite bar, completely blacked out, grabbed the mike from the band on stage and starting rapping TI song with my pants to the floor
Loko: 41
Not Loko: 42
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Jackie: Drank one and a half...walked down the street drunkenly... then the rest is history. Apparently I was face down on the side walk for 3 hours, got carried back to my dorm in a cop car, puked till 6am, woke up not remembering a thing.
Loko: 41
Not Loko: 43
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