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derek ebling: i drank four loko then totaled a gokart at a funpark looking like weekend at bernie's. upon being kicked out I then burnt down the entire mini golf course with a single lighter and attitude.
Loko: 54
Not Loko: 61
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KD: Four loko's are crazzzy mang yuhhhh
Loko: 54
Not Loko: 62
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shitter: the first time i drank four lokos, i felt like i just ate shrooms.
Loko: 54
Not Loko: 62
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ifuckedbieber: So. i was Chillin with my maaiiinnn Hooeeee. so me and her were just chillin, when we saw a HUGE bus. so we knocked on it, Shawty Mane (name is private) opened the Door and Pulled us in. My friend had weed in her pocket, and i had 2 four lokos in my purse. we drank them and were wasted then got high as hell. over all....the Day was sucessfull.
Loko: 54
Not Loko: 63
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Western Loko: Drank too many lokos.....when i woke up i thought i was skiing down a snow capped mountain in the alpes gripping on to 2 skii poles but in reality i was giving 2 dualing western style hand jobs to 2 amigos with curious but gentle mustaches all while my thumbs were free for exploration...
Loko: 54
Not Loko: 63
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Lokoattack: My friends and I decided it would be a good idea to have a Four Loko party. So we started the night off not playing beer pong, but Four Loko pong. My partner and I ran the table for about an hour and a half. We were pretty much done when I lost vision. After I was done playing and throwing up, I decided to play Wack-a-mole with my bestfriends face. Lets just say his face was bleeding and both of my hands were too. I don't remember how I got home that night, but I did hear from multiple sources that the night ended with my knuckle deep in my nose.
Loko: 54
Not Loko: 65
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LeBron James: This summer, I drank 3 four lokos and signed with the Miami Heat. We are only 9-8 so far this season and I'm now the most hated athlete on the planet. Thanks 4loko!
Loko: 54
Not Loko: 66
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rawr: ok so i have several short stories, on the last day of school me and my homies got drunk as fukk on lokos i showed up at my friends kik bak, got soaked in lube, jumped in the pool,kissed a 10th grader against the same sex on the lips, peed in the middle of a skatpark, walked through bushes, hugges and cried to some random girl in the street for an hour, told everyone i got raped, went to my friends house, woke up with my worst hangover threw up 20 times in 2 hours, walked home at 8, had a dance preformance at 9. an other time was at the promenade, i was screaming, i gave some random guy hickeys at the bus stop, went to the venice skate park, dropped dome in the bowl infront of every1, flashed every1, and talked shit to a venice sucidle┬┤s face. an other time i drank at my girls pad than went to a barmitsvah, ended up in topanga clearing a fukn 4 foot bong. other time i drank with a buncha girls...and i basicly thought i was snoop dog. an other time on halloween, i met up with guys...drank 2 lokos...got 3 bong hits, got in a fight with some girl, smashed this random guy, though up noodles, fell off a hill face first, tripped over a curb and sprained my ankle, took the bus home, missed our stop, hitchhiked bak with lesbians. and went right to sleep. Oh and by the way, im a 14 year old girl in 8th grade(:
Loko: 54
Not Loko: 69
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Bill Cutting: Had a four loko with my brother and herbert. Nothing crazy happened because I'm not a pussy.
Loko: 53
Not Loko: 52
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Loko4ThemLokos: Well Im 15 and decided to go to one of my friends partys and drink a 4 loko and then drink 10 beers with it. I didnt black out or anything but i did put 2 cans of grizzly wintergreen in my mouth because my friend dared me and slept with the 2 cans of wintergreen in my mouth, i woke up to a mound of chew laying underneath my cheek.. i did something none of my friends did that night, i drank 4 loko first, and fit 2 cans of chew in my mouth
Loko: 53
Not Loko: 52
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