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weber814: On the way back from Millwaukee for a baseball trip weekned at Miller Park, my pal Jeff was a few beers deep. We decided to stop in Ohio for a "few pops". As we walked toward the impressive beer spread in the refidgerators, the lights seamed to twinkle on this section of alcohol known as FOURloco. We saw this Rese Bobby looking beverage and we were in love right away with the 12% alcohol and cheesey graphic looks. ON TO THE LOCO LEGEND: My buddy Jeff (age 27) downed his first logo within 10 minutes. Within 20 minutes he was deeply insulting his younger brother (25), telling him he truly thinks he is a homosexual. He then tried to pee a gallon into a small chewing tobacco spit cup. As you can guess, he soaked himself in urine and pissed himself all over my jeep. It got so extreme that I had to pullover and ejaculate him from my vehicle. We pulled into a shit-hole gas station off an exit. Jeff then wondered into the woods. He came waddling back to the jeep with his peins hanging out and his pants to his ankles. He then stumbled into my jeep singing a slurred version of a Deftones song. His brother and my buddy were horrified. Stayed to for episode 2.
Loko: 48
Not Loko: 52
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Abraham Lincoln: Freed the slaves. Fuck Four Lokos
Loko: 48
Not Loko: 52
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uhohhhhh17: Went out one summer night with my bff...one loko later, some random guy massaging my shoulders while im moaning. hahaha
Loko: 48
Not Loko: 53
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The Lonely Milk Man: Drank Four Loko, ended up calling a prostitute over and had her suck the blood out of my hemroid-infested asshole!
Loko: 48
Not Loko: 54
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ScottHolzberg: Drank 1/2 a Four Loko and sucked 3 dicks in one night.
Loko: 48
Not Loko: 54
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Bosco Jenkins: So I started with 2 cans because I didn't realize how strong it was. Not only did I jack off on a cop car, but I also slimed my sister, and cock punched a deli owner in East Brooklyn where he pulled a gun on me and started screaming. This is where I stopped remembering and my buddy Constantine met up with me (he was just drinking regular beer). I went into a laundry mat and raped some people (I work at a university) then I somehow managed to get a giant 2x4 and broke it off and I told some people in a parked car that they were going to wish I was the devil after I finished setting their car on fire and brain washing them (I'm Jewish). Anyway I had a good time. Surprisingly no hangover.
Loko: 47
Not Loko: 43
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rupert: Chugged about two after i wrecked my new mitsubishi and this was around 5:00pm, i woke up the next mornig with 55 stitches in my forearm laying in the recovery room at the hospital..... this drink needs to be destroyed....
Loko: 47
Not Loko: 47
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dear john: i drank 4 fourlokos at some bitches house and i died
Loko: 47
Not Loko: 48
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loked: My first experience with four loko started with me leaving a party where the neighbor was waving around a gun at all the fucked up kids and ended with me and all of my girlfriends running around naked in the local elementary school park in the sprinklers in front of all of our guy friends. Since then, everytime i've dranken four loko i've ended up publicly naked with no recollection except for the interesting photographs.
Loko: 47
Not Loko: 49
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broken..: It was the first night me and my ex boyfriend(boyfriend at the time) ever tried Four Lokos together;; the most I ever drank was 1 and it gave me a pretty good buzz so we bought 2 a piece. The first one I drank down in about 10 minutes and then proceeded to drink down the second one in about 5. After that it gets a little fuzzy;; I went upstairs to go to the bathroom and fell in the bathtub;; didn't realize it til my ex came upstairs to see what happened;; turned out the shower curtain came out of the wall and then I'm told I wouldn't let him go to bed until he laid me;; I told him a lot of raunchy things and woke up the next morning with no recolection of what happened
Loko: 47
Not Loko: 50
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