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inthe920: after drinking a loko and a half (i never ever drink), and my fiance drinking the same and a Sparks, we found ourselves arguing with the mcdonalds drive thru guy about why they were only serving breakfast...at 5am. Needless to say, i attempted to eat some breakfast sandwich, but ended up throwing it at the building. drank my fiance's orange juice...then threw it up in his car :(
Loko: 136
Not Loko: 163
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phage thyme: I drink four lokos for my pre workout because it helps me build dem fibraz
Loko: 136
Not Loko: 167
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glasgowjock: I drank 16 cans, I'm Scottish
Loko: 136
Not Loko: 183
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Grandmas Boy: Went to a 4th of July party, starting off the night with 2 FOUR LOKOS, continuing to drink with beer and liquor. Next thing I know, I was in the front yard behind a truck with a woman on her knees giving me head. After a few minutes of enjoying it, I look up and a guy is staring at me getting head. After she finished and stood up, I realized she was a 49 year old woman, and the man watching was her boyfriend. Afterwards, she tried to convince me to have sex while her boyfriend watched because apparently he's into that sort of thing. I'm 23 and I considered it. Thank You FOUR LOKO.
Loko: 135
Not Loko: 131
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Wilson the Hammock Man: Need to pass out after drinking too much loko? Check out these sweet camping hammocks!
Germanic: went camping for bachelor party woke up with a 4loko can up my ass and what I believe to be semen in and around my mouth
Loko: 135
Not Loko: 139
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So Sad: On november 18 four lokos will be banned in Washington state. Not so loko if you ask me....
Loko: 135
Not Loko: 141
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loko33: I just drank 1.5 lokos.. my first 2.. and i told my wife I want anal.. shes filing for divorce. I'm not kidding.
Loko: 135
Not Loko: 142
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O. Dear: 3 Four Lokos. Slept with my friend. Had cops called on me for assault. Got kicked out of Toys R' Us. Got kicked out of two bars. BEST DRINK EVER!
Loko: 135
Not Loko: 142
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lol: I TOOK A SIP
Loko: 135
Not Loko: 144
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Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris drinks four loko.
Loko: 135
Not Loko: 150
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