I drank 3 four lokos and immediately fell asleep.
After pounding some natties me and two friends decided to funnell some lokos and head into the Uconn/USF football game... after buying six beers for myself I lost my friends and then got a call that the three of them were in jail.. soon after I was in the hospital.. out of class for a whole week.. why did they ban these again?
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i luv fourloko because i can walk around naked and since the four loko is in my hand its excused!!!!!!!! <3
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Oh da lokos....
So right before my schools football game, 4 friends and I tried 4lokos for the first time. We each had one and my friend and I split the last one. Once we got to the game I was wasted and had to pee really bad, so in front of at least 20 other classmates, I pulled down my pants and peed on the grass. The last thing I remember is going to an after party where I had at least 5 shots. The next thing I know, I'm lying on the ground underneath a hammock at 2 am with my socks on my hand and my bra missing but my shirt still on? I've loved lokos ever since.
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had some lokos with the girls.....decided to drive to a different state for a party... at 10pm when i had court at 7am the next day for fighting my boyfriends ex girlfriend a while ago. We got to Pennsylvania completely loko, after a few more lokos me and the girls decided to go in the bathroom and have a naked photoshoot.... then i got in a fight with a guy. PUNCHED HIS FACE... severely broke my hand. Next day i had to explain to my judge and lawyer why i am showing up to court. wasted with a swollen and broken fist... I STILL LOVE YOU LOKO <3
was told by my boyfriend we had the best sex of our life....
couldnt remember shit
fuck u loko!!!
Fuck a loko, That white bitch is where its at. HOLLAAAAA
when i was in america, this stuff was amazing used to drink them most nights to help me forget the day at work, and the truly did help forget,
after a long night at work me and jenny running to the gat station downing 2 cans and heading to house of blues....we where hammered so quickly
another great memory giving my mate ryan 2 four lokos hahaha hammered out his face, he fell asleep in the toilet.
the whole thing i love about these is u get drunk really quickly and its cheap, when can these come to the UK!
MANNY PACQUIAO FIGHT NIGHT: 6 4Lokos in a paper bag, chugged em in an alley behind the bar with my friends SleezeNutz and DirtySally, all while rolling a blunt. I only remember the first two fights, both of which I would constantly yell at, "WHERE'S MANNY???"
BLACK OUT RECOUNT:
- According to Mr. SleezeNutz around 7:30PM when the Manny Pacquiao fight began, I became Mr. Pacquiao. I went to the back of the bar and as his entrance music played I pushed through the crowd trying to get to the "ring" or as it was in real life, the "pool table."
When I reached the squared circle I climbed right in, as the valiant fighter would, even though there was a game of pool going on. The large men playing pool shouted obscenities at me while I, being the diplomat that I am, spit down on them and screamed "ME MANNY, ME MANNY."
Needless to say, I was quickly escorted out of the bar, where I wasted no time vomiting the multi-colored contents of my stomach on the carpet leading to the entrance of the bar.
GREAT NIGHT. Woke up the next morning feeling like I had been punched by Manny in the stomach. Spent the rest of the day smoking weed and watching 30 Rock.
Let's do it again next week!