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Avril: So I shared half with my friend & it was my first time . We chugged it down & by the last sip we were gonna throw up cause it tasted horrible . Then we said, what kinda crap is this? It doesn't even work . We were crossed the highway intersection to my friends house & almost got hit by a car . That's when we knew something was up . By the time we got in his house, we were totally wasted.. We were rolling around on the floor, kicking each other, pulling each other's hair, telling our feelings for each other infront of my boyfriend LOL My friend knew we were wasted, but didn't say anything cause he felt bad for kicking us out of his house . He went to play Kingdom Hearts to ignore us . We kept bothering him & so he pushed me into the bathtub & my other wasted friend fell on top of me . I hit my head against the bathroom wall.. We tried playing monopoly & ended up throwing the money around everywhere & losing all the pieces . I started to feel like crap slowly & fell on the ground on top of my elbow & started screaming cause it cracked & I dislocated it . I got up after a while all naucious, I was have a major migraine . My friend got me a bag & at that moment I felt like dying . I took the bag over my head & started suffocating myself . I ended up throwing up on the bag which rubbed all over my face . My friend was laughing his ass off on the couch, my boyfriend ran under a table & started laughing with his ass up, & my wasted friend just started having tears of joy . My face was all red & I was in pain . So my I crawled into the bathroom & started chugging down the sink water . I came back to the living room, they were panicking not knowing what to do with the bag . It was like 10 lbs LOL So my boyfriend thought I had a concussion from the bathroom part & brought me oranges to eat to feel better . Instead of eating them, I sucked the juice out . I was still naucious . My friend brought me a huge black garbage bag . 5 minutes later, I threw up again . It flew 3 feet infront of me & completely missed the bag LOL It went all over the rug & under the couch.. all over my hair & pants . I went to the bathroom with everyone & they were helping me wash my hair . Then, I went into the bathtub with my friend recording . We turned the lights off & everyone went in with me . I was being a dumbass & turned on the shower with cold water, everyone jumped & screamed & started running out . I was there under the water, not letting my boyfriend leave ROFL Soon, I felt better, but I was still pretty naucious . This all happened after me & my friend got our nails done & this is what happens when you make a loco plan . & this is what happens when you plan a peaceful movie night to watch The Notebook . Tsk tsk .
Loko: 198
Not Loko: 214
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jheaney: ok so i had 3 lokos and i dont really remember my night so ive been told i took three cocks to the face one up my butt and i fucked two guys vaginaly. i woke up in a pool of blood that wasnt even mine. my butthole burns intensly and i think i have clamidia and aids. cant wait till next week end !
Loko: 198
Not Loko: 216
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DrunkSandyStorm: I was pretty tired from the night before and thought it would be a good idea to get some 4 loko's to wake up for the night, my first experience with them. Pounded 2 in 40 mins Then started with Key ice to slow down. Apparently started to time travel at 9:30, during this time travel was front stage to a local band on my knees playing the air guitar screaming every song, opened a 75$ bar tab, managed to use my phone to pick a fight with my ex gf, and finally slept on 4 different couches in the house cause apparently there were bugs crawling all over me. Woke up the next day at noon with no idea, just a bunch of pictures on someones camera.
Loko: 198
Not Loko: 218
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drunkenslutTK: one nightt i did the 4loko challenge and drank 4 four lokos, ended in up an abandoned house on my knees suckin my ex boyfreinds dick while on the phone with my current boyfreind telling him hold on "i got a dick in my mouth, i love you" infront of all my freinds. and then my boyfreinds mom came out to the neighborhood and tried to fight the dude whos dick i was sucking, when i tried to block her hit she pushed me over a skateboard onto a road that had just got paved, till this day, three months later, i still have tar stuck to my foot. thanks four loko!
Loko: 198
Not Loko: 219
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WTF 4 LOKOS: I DRANK 4 LOKOS....WENT TO THA CLUB DANCED WITH TWO CHICKS BROUGHT DEM HOME....FUCKED EM, PASSED OUT. WOKE UP THA NEXT MORNING WITH SHIT ON MY DICK AN TWO GUYZ IN MY BED...LUCKLY MY ASS WASN'T SORE....DID I MENTION I'M NOT GAY THANKS 4 LOKOS
Loko: 198
Not Loko: 220
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hugotheterrible: Drank a sixer of 4 lokos. Ended up with some slut that decided that since I was her first we had to get married, bought the denver nuggets, ate some kind of weird cream from the tip of a homeless black guy's cock and fought all of the yu-gi-oh characters. Goddamn what a fake ass night. Be adults and buy good alcohol instead of nasty shit that gives you cancer. Fuck Four Loko!
Loko: 198
Not Loko: 224
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sammmii: me & a few friends drank enough four loko to take a picture with a pyramid of them, while having power hour, pregaming to go out. Got to the bar, tried to find my friends in a freezer. End of my memory.
Loko: 198
Not Loko: 224
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chillin: i drank a four loko, felt pretty good, then took 4 tabs of acid on a whim. ended up at a party where everyone looked like they were in an 80s horror movie but weren't trying to. thought i was one with the carpet at my friend's apartment. kept tripping until past 6 am.
Loko: 197
Not Loko: 179
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LocoPolka: I never had any of these. You are all either in jail, sleeping in your feces and vomit, or cheating. Happy Thanksgiving!
Loko: 197
Not Loko: 180
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meister: Two loko pregame + 15 beers + two kegstands + grey goose = passing out in a bathtub. With a remainder of some asshole running the tub, waking up soaked, wandering three miles back to campus and booting out a cab's window.
Loko: 197
Not Loko: 194
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