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shitter: the first time i drank four lokos, i felt like i just ate shrooms.
Loko: 99
Not Loko: 124
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What: I drank 6 grape four lokos, smoked two blunts, and woke up next week.
Loko: 99
Not Loko: 130
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Can't Be Controlled: Four Loko = Blackout in a can
Loko: 98
Not Loko: 76
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not a pussy: You guys really need to step up your alcohol tolerance...Jesus Christ, you drink a few of these things and turn into total chaos? What is wrong with you people? Better switch back to natty light or something damn...
Loko: 98
Not Loko: 81
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one jacked up ride: i was watching tv when my boy jack told me down a 4loko. i woke up the next day and my hand was covered in shit. my boy told me that i thought i was a monkey and was throwing shit at people in front of wal-mart. cant w8 for another one
Loko: 98
Not Loko: 94
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loookkkooo: 1 Four Loko + 3 Tall Boys + 3 shots = $30 in alcohol...this all led to $650 in damages. One night turned into a $700 blow out.
Loko: 98
Not Loko: 99
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loko33: I just drank 1.5 lokos.. my first 2.. and i told my wife I want anal.. shes filing for divorce. I'm not kidding.
Loko: 98
Not Loko: 100
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Adolf: I drank 4 four lokos one night and woke up the next morning only to realize that I was responsible for a plan to exterminate the jews.
Loko: 98
Not Loko: 102
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BlackoutBoy: So on halloween I decided it would be a great idea to make a costume. I made a giant can of four loko, with can holders and everything. It was the hit of the party. I drank 2 4lokos and dont remember much after that.. I fell down some stairs and couldnt get up. Made out with 2 girls as their boyfriends were holding their hands. Started going through the house yelling to "I'm a loko kinda guy" I fell down for a second time and couldn't get up. The next morning I woke up sitting outside my dormroom door, even though the door was unlocked.
Loko: 98
Not Loko: 103
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travis: me and a couple bros bought 6 locos and a fifth of jager. we planned to go to sorority swap, so we mixed the locos with jager and added half a crushed viagra and X for the lulz. we ended up getting to fucked up to go out. i ended up blacking out, and apparently a brother got a video of mee and my two friends sucking each off. i woke up in my friends bed with nothing but a tshirt one and now my friend won't talk to me or look at me anymore.
Loko: 98
Not Loko: 103
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