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Doug: I got out of work on a typical saturday night, was in the gas station getting beer when i saw a watermelon loko for cheap so i snagged one of them too, started my night off with the loko, which ended up being a horrible mistake, because after some beer, and a couple lines of molly, i apparently was screaming at people right infront of me, then played "hockey" by myself in my buddies basement for like an hour, puked face after that for like 2 hours, after somehow found my way to a couch in his basement, proceeded to pass out and wake up in the middle of the night, not knowing where i was at all, locked in a small room with no light, frantic because i literally couldnt hold it any longer, i pissed all over my buddies floor, and passed back out right after, lets just say he wasnt too happy in the morning....
Loko: 61
Not Loko: 61
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Manly man: I drank so much four loko i thought girls had rights and were good for things other than sex
Loko: 61
Not Loko: 61
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tooloko4loko : it was my first weekend back in cali and i was goin to a rave wit some friends i wasnt old enough to drink inside yet so i decited to chug 2 4lokos before i went in...bad idea last thing i remember is standing in line watchin my friend who is a girl pee in a cup(she was pretty drunk herself)next thing i know its like 1 in the morning and my chin is burised black my foot and hand are swollen and i have no idea what had happened haha i guess i was to drunk the security wouldnt let me in so i was jumping over the rails to cut in line n one of the times i ate shit n hit my chin on the rail....good thing i was fukd up or that would of really hurt
Loko: 61
Not Loko: 63
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ChaseBOSS: so i drank two lokos after spiking them with vodka. apparently i tried to fight five innocent bystanders because my pizza was taking too long at rocco's and i punched the taillight out of cars in front of a bar. this was all after i ran into zac efron on bourbon street and tried to get him to party with us. at least he showed some love and gave me a high five followed by a pound and laughed at my drunkeness.
Loko: 61
Not Loko: 66
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tuna: had 3 four lokos shot gun style....went out to my favorite bar, completely blacked out, grabbed the mike from the band on stage and starting rapping TI song with my pants to the floor
Loko: 61
Not Loko: 69
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shitter: the first time i drank four lokos, i felt like i just ate shrooms.
Loko: 61
Not Loko: 69
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kiid: Only halloween party taking place in my town was some spanish party. So me and a couple of my white friends decided to make an appearance. Me being pretty damn white not knowing what to expect decided to have my first loco. The hot, sweaty, disgusting dancefloor at the kids house couldn't have looked any more inviting. Legit danced the night away. No puking though and na i def didnt shit my pants wtf?
Loko: 61
Not Loko: 71
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rockerchic: First time i went to a club i had a four loco along with my friend. Apparently i met a few people, had a few more drinks, and passed out on the bathroom floor after puking my guts out. they kicked us out because they couldnt let me stay in the bathroom all night. When we got back i sat in a puddle, got humped by a dog, and dropped a cigarette on my face (nice little burn mark on my cheek). had a few more shots then woke up in a bed with no sheets and a huge black dude with all my clothes from the previous night still on. GET LOCO
Loko: 61
Not Loko: 72
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LeBron James: This summer, I drank 3 four lokos and signed with the Miami Heat. We are only 9-8 so far this season and I'm now the most hated athlete on the planet. Thanks 4loko!
Loko: 61
Not Loko: 73
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Gines: I decided to drink 3 and id share my loko story but i dont remember anything. All i know is 3 4lokos= massive hangover
Loko: 61
Not Loko: 73
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