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Slick Willy: Drank a 4 lokos while playing poker on my roof. My gf comes by, later, drunk. I convinced her to put on her little nurses outfit for the boys. She changed, came back to the roof, but left the keys behind. I called a locksmith, but he couldn't understand my drunken directions. I called the cops (!) to break into my apartment. They weren't amused. 4 am, no other choices, I tried to check into a hotel. They took one look at me and said the entire hotel was booked. Next thing I know I wake up with my gf in an hourly hotel with LOTS of stains. We walk back to my place, with my gf still wearing nothing but the nurses uniform. Locksmith opened my door in 5 seconds. Never found the keys and my gf left her Channel $5000 necklace in the hourly hotel. Love 4 lokos!
Loko: 257
Not Loko: 299
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Polloloco : GOT DRUNK WITH SOME CHOLAS AT A MOTEL AND WE DRANK 2 MANY LOKOS. I GOT DRUNK BUT I PASSED OUT. I WOKE UP NAKED WITH N0 WALLET/CAR KEYS/CLOTHES... I GOT ROBBED...
Loko: 256
Not Loko: 244
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TooDrunkq: *Sigh* well One boring night I waited at home by myself on a friend to arrive I was determined to get (Pilt,Blitz,Stoopid)We were going to a bakyard party but before goin I grabbed a loko and a pint of Vodka loko was the chaser arrived to the party felt outta place so I smashed the loko and vodka and felt great me and a friend ran to the car to get more beer and it went downhill frm there dnt remember much after guzzling those beers my friend said I started jumping around pouring beer all over me and this is when the party was over I refused to leave the party my friend and I wrestled all the way to the car and I still refused to get in once I finally did get in we were travling on the interstate and he said tht I continued to grab and pull at the wheel trying to run us off the road arrived to my parents house thnk God friend helping me in and we stumbled kicking walls making extreme commotion at 5am in the morn I passed out for maybe 30 min got out the bed fell straight to my face while pissing my pants Dad said I was in the restroom flicking the light banging the wall yelling Code Blue idk why when he came to see wht was wrg I yelled and cursed him asking why the Fuck he wasnt helping me clean my room most of wht I was saying he cldnt even understand after tht went in room pissed more stripped and got in the bed wondering WTF went on lastnight in the morning...FuckFourLoko never again
Loko: 256
Not Loko: 262
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J-money: so me and my friends each got 2 lokos and a fifth of jose cuervo. we killed it in like an hour and went out to the bars. on the way there we called numerous girls sluts and started some shit with a family of mexicans. got to the bar got a round of shots and then saw this guy i didnt like so i walked up to him and punched him in the face. the bouncers got involved so my friends started fighting the bouncers, knocked two of them out. got thrown out started talking more shit then picked up a cab asap and once in the cab one of my friends called the black cab driver a nigga and he kick us out and we walked the rest of the way after that.
Loko: 256
Not Loko: 263
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J-Na Na Nasssty: the other night me and Rambo drank some loko and then we raped "The Most Awesome People Ever" in some Canasta...16,015 to 5,895...did we break it?...did...did...did we break it? ...new record?...i'm just sayin...
Loko: 256
Not Loko: 263
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loko33: I just drank 1.5 lokos.. my first 2.. and i told my wife I want anal.. shes filing for divorce. I'm not kidding.
Loko: 256
Not Loko: 264
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Midwest loko: Visited Missouri state this weekend. So my bro threw a party, so of course it was lokotime. So a few people start showing up, started playing loko pong with lemonade. We won a few games in a row, so I'm one loko and 6 beers deep.Party is Chillin and there's about 60-70 there within an hour, now I'm another 6 beers deep, and I'm on a downhill slope, I then receive 2 hulks piss loko as a present for visiting. I bonged the first with all these college kids watching in awe, and I get up and say "that's how u drink pussies". Then while walkin around with my 3 loko, some chick asks me for a drink, I said" a drink for some dome and u got a deal" when she agreed, I was so shocked that it brought me to soberness long enough to realize she was some nasty black trick, so I denied her the privilege. I then went outside for a speed round on a fifth of captain, that's when I blacked out. When I came to I was mid throwing up off a balcony. My brothe comes ou when Im done and I said "alright 2 things: 1 I'ma clean my mouth out, and then were httin a bowl". So we did just that. Next morning I found out that my brother an his roomate were parked under the balcony, and they had a nice coating of pink vomit and it all froze cuz it was 10 degrees out., idk where the pink came from. And apparently I strained some dudes arm b asking him to pound it too often... Gotta love the memory loss in a can
Loko: 256
Not Loko: 266
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miceman69: my first 3 loko went down great drunk asss shit meat this girl wanted to have sex soo we had sex when i woke up all the was in my bed was a wattermellon with a hole in it....
Loko: 256
Not Loko: 269
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scrape thang: i dont know what happened but i saw pictures on my phone the next morning of me and some people i dont know driving home in a limo. i definitely did not arrive in a limo.
Loko: 256
Not Loko: 270
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Jennifer PSU: I am a junior at Penn State. My roommates and I drank 4 Loco at a party. Woke up the next morning in bed with her. Yeah!!
Loko: 256
Not Loko: 273
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