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Capital: Drank 3 lokos then made this: http://www.ipoopedacapitalf.com
Loko: 73
Not Loko: 85
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toxicwaste: The other night I drank 3 four lokos and I've been shitting water since
Loko: 73
Not Loko: 86
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Naut Drinker: I drank one Four Loko and completely blanked out the rest of the night. Apparently I walked from one house to another, at the other I've been told I made out with my best friend, who is of the same gender as I am, started balling and telling everyone that I am in love with my best friend of the opposite gender, and got carried back to the original house. Someone has informed me that I walked back to the other house, continued to cry, and then walked to another house, one that I've never been to, and back to the original house. Other conversations I've had were that I'm depressed nobody will let me clean, as well as random talks about the future. When someone tells me they saw me that day, I ask them to fill me in. I learn something new each time.
Loko: 73
Not Loko: 89
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Ditzy: I drank 2 4 lokos for the first time &+ found out i got kicked out that night, &+ hardly smoked bud my friend was taking hits from the bong...took 3 big ass milky hits...was stuck on the chair...procced to toilet...but best friend grabs me off it, go in room...i throw up then...friend takes a pic of me with the trashcan they hand me doing a thumbs up sign! xD
Loko: 73
Not Loko: 90
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Wilson the Hammock Man: Need to pass out after drinking too much loko? Check out these sweet camping hammocks!
kat: ok so im in high school i drank to of these and i didnt even get a fucking buzz comon people learn how to hold ur alchol
Loko: 73
Not Loko: 90
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Barack Obama: Drank 6 Four Lokos and forced Obamacare through the house and senate.
Loko: 72
Not Loko: 47
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LokO: Drank 2 Four Lokos, went Loko. Enough said
Loko: 72
Not Loko: 49
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Germanic: went camping for bachelor party woke up with a 4loko can up my ass and what I believe to be semen in and around my mouth
Loko: 72
Not Loko: 49
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naty: Had my 1st 4loko, it was ok, after my bro seeing me drink 1 he drunk 1 as well, didn't even make it passed half the can bcuz he was puking EVRYWHERE, THEN wen he finished we went out 2 the club , b4 going in the club, I had another 4 loko, he was still a lil drunk from the last 1 so he ended up drinkin most of mine, wen we got in the club, can't find my brother, he's grinding on the wall, (the wall was deff holding him up lol), so I went on dancing and its almost closing time at the club, cudnt find him so I left found my brother have a 3 sum with 2 other men, mind u he's gayfobic, den he step out the car tripped, fell flat on his face busted his lip n lost his 2 front teeth, epic nite, next morning he cudnt remember anything! Showed him the videos n he started crying
Loko: 72
Not Loko: 67
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BlackoutBoy: So on halloween I decided it would be a great idea to make a costume. I made a giant can of four loko, with can holders and everything. It was the hit of the party. I drank 2 4lokos and dont remember much after that.. I fell down some stairs and couldnt get up. Made out with 2 girls as their boyfriends were holding their hands. Started going through the house yelling to "I'm a loko kinda guy" I fell down for a second time and couldn't get up. The next morning I woke up sitting outside my dormroom door, even though the door was unlocked.
Loko: 72
Not Loko: 68
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