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newcondo: This is my story... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QobXa8kh-A
Loko: 165
Not Loko: 168
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Big Meech: Funneled Four Loko and ended up raping a girl. LMAO
Loko: 165
Not Loko: 186
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2Pac: One night me & Suge was kickin' it at Death Row studios, fuckin' bitches and whatnot, smokin' on that fuckin' chronic gettin' blazed out our fuckin' mind. Me and Tha Dogg Pound copped about 20 Four Lokos apiece and started drinkin' 'em at about 10:00. BY about 10:20 I was fuckin' LOKOOO'D bro. Me and Snoop started showing bitches our dicks on Sunset blvd. like woah. LOLZ. Then we rolled to Roscoe's Chicken & Waffles and beat up the kicthen staff. LMAO. Well, just me, Snoop and Tha Dogg Pound did. Suge was too busy eating. Nigga ordered like 5 buckets of chicken and shit, 3 plates of waffles smothered with gravy and covered with bacon bits and a 40 ounce of maple syrup. Then the five O roll up on us cuz we beat everybody up and shit and I was all like don't tase me bro and they was all like you guys need to leave and we was all like cool buyut you know it's westside bro. Shit, then we fuckin' left about 1:00 am and I don't remember anything after that bro. I was fucking LOKO'D dude. I wake up the next day and we at war with Biggie, Puffy, Bad Boy, Mobb Deep and Junior Mafia cause of some song called Hit 'Em Up the homies said I made when I was blacked out on Four Loko. ROTFLMMFAO. Then I call Biggie and I was like look bro I didn't mean it I was fucking LOKO'D out and he didn't want to hear it. #real talk #truestory #thuglife #outlawz
Loko: 165
Not Loko: 191
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shitter: the first time i drank four lokos, i felt like i just ate shrooms.
Loko: 165
Not Loko: 196
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Grandmas Boy: Went to a 4th of July party, starting off the night with 2 FOUR LOKOS, continuing to drink with beer and liquor. Next thing I know, I was in the front yard behind a truck with a woman on her knees giving me head. After a few minutes of enjoying it, I look up and a guy is staring at me getting head. After she finished and stood up, I realized she was a 49 year old woman, and the man watching was her boyfriend. Afterwards, she tried to convince me to have sex while her boyfriend watched because apparently he's into that sort of thing. I'm 23 and I considered it. Thank You FOUR LOKO.
Loko: 164
Not Loko: 162
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4lokosenthusiast: I was outside smoking and saw a girl passed out in the middle of the street. As I approached her I could see her eyes were open but she wasn't responding to anything we said. After realizing she wasn't dead and finding out 4 lokos was the culprit, myself and 3 of my friends proceeded to drive to the liquor store and get some for ourselves. We finished our budweiser 40ozs we each drank 2 4 lokos and in under 2 hours everyone had thrown up on the neighbors house and either passed out in the grass or the living room floor.
Loko: 164
Not Loko: 164
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J-money: so me and my friends each got 2 lokos and a fifth of jose cuervo. we killed it in like an hour and went out to the bars. on the way there we called numerous girls sluts and started some shit with a family of mexicans. got to the bar got a round of shots and then saw this guy i didnt like so i walked up to him and punched him in the face. the bouncers got involved so my friends started fighting the bouncers, knocked two of them out. got thrown out started talking more shit then picked up a cab asap and once in the cab one of my friends called the black cab driver a nigga and he kick us out and we walked the rest of the way after that.
Loko: 164
Not Loko: 169
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loookkkooo: 1 Four Loko + 3 Tall Boys + 3 shots = $30 in alcohol...this all led to $650 in damages. One night turned into a $700 blow out.
Loko: 164
Not Loko: 170
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loko33: I just drank 1.5 lokos.. my first 2.. and i told my wife I want anal.. shes filing for divorce. I'm not kidding.
Loko: 164
Not Loko: 172
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Qwerty: I drank a four Loko then chugged a gallon of bleach.
Loko: 164
Not Loko: 176
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