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>>LOKO<<: One night i smoked 5 blunts and drank 2 fourlokos. i walked around for a little then went home and slept. the next morning i woke up and everything was normal. ALL of these crazy stories must be made up or the people writing them are pussies that cant handle being LOKO
Loko: 83
Not Loko: 87
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fourlokokid: had 2 loko's in 20 min. Went out to my car and yacked all ovver it like a dumb fuck head and then proceeded to drive while puking.. best cruise eva! Drove by a fuckin cop lololol!
Loko: 83
Not Loko: 88
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stephie: i like 4 LOKO cuz it tastes good and it keeps me wet. nuff said.
Loko: 83
Not Loko: 89
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Funtimes: Had a four loko at the frat house, 2 beers, went to the bars, another beer, shot of jameson, a lemon drop, came back to the frat house, drank 2 more beers, 3 shots of vodka, rocked out to sum 41 went to the bathroom and threw up blood. good times. moral of the story i threw up blood.
Loko: 83
Not Loko: 91
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M.: Smart enough not to leave the house, this is my IM messaging to a friend after 2.5 Lokos..(spelling has been fixed so its readable) 10PM.. M: get me off i need to cum long pause.... 5 hours later.... OK so I woke up at 245 with a vibator in my ass and dildo in my pussy, sleeping on my back (which I NEVER do) watching master & commander on tv..thats shit needs to be banned M: oh and wearing headphones evidently watching porn M: my phone is missing and I seemed to have messaged joe instead of you in a bunch of posts M: now i cant get back to sleep and I'm afraid to take anything M: oh and my panties are soaked =) M: found my phone, stuck in the couch M: 2 xanax it is M: you're lucky i don't call you
Loko: 83
Not Loko: 92
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ohh...crap!: me and my mates had smuggled some 4 lokos into our house (by smuggled i meen my dads a cop and there banned in england) some being 6 cans. anyways i got totally hammerd drinking 3 all in more or less 1 go's and i found myself in mcdonalds facing the manager having to explain the reason one of his tables had smashed up , and worse still dad found out and i got absolutely crapped on grounded for 2 months AND got a warning for drinkin illegal drinks. LOL!
Loko: 83
Not Loko: 93
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Western Loko: Drank too many lokos.....when i woke up i thought i was skiing down a snow capped mountain in the alpes gripping on to 2 skii poles but in reality i was giving 2 dualing western style hand jobs to 2 amigos with curious but gentle mustaches all while my thumbs were free for exploration...
Loko: 83
Not Loko: 95
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Scandal Steiner: Drank so much Four Loko that in one night I became what it took my father 12 years to be. My girlfriend hates me and I think I have permanent Erectile dysfunction. SO LOKO
Loko: 83
Not Loko: 97
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Steve: My nextdoor neighbor was an alcoholic. He would buy 3 or 4 FOUR Lokos at a time along with 6 24 ounce cans of natural ice. Pour the Four Loko in a cup with some vodka and drink it and be fine. He is 54 years old.
Loko: 83
Not Loko: 98
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shitter: the first time i drank four lokos, i felt like i just ate shrooms.
Loko: 83
Not Loko: 99
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