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duuuumb: because of this stupid website lokos are banned. goooood job.
Loko: 337
Not Loko: 363
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Dr. Kim Richelds: Had my typical four loco before going out to the club...... This was on a empty stomach..... Got to the club and proceeded to take full advantage of the 2 dollar rail drinks (tequila) after finding a respectable girl which I thought at the time to bring back to my buddies house to "snuggle" Before returning to the house a group of "thugs" outside a local bar decided that they wanting to fight........... after the fight I went to my friends house with this girl and proceeded to tell her how I had to shit. Eventually after fighting with her for not wanting to give me a blowjob in my buddies living room while people were present she decided it was time for her to go home. I woke up to the next morning with the owner of the house dumbfounded ....... He explained to me that someone had opened his refrigerator door and shit on the platform of his fridge only to leave the door open. His new kitten "Lebron" was taking full advantage of the heaping pile of shit taking mouthfuls at a time. Confused at the moment not remembering what happened I realized I didn't have underwear on ........ Needless to say I didn't eat the whole wheel of cheese <3 four loko
Loko: 337
Not Loko: 374
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hugotheterrible: Drank a sixer of 4 lokos. Ended up with some slut that decided that since I was her first we had to get married, bought the denver nuggets, ate some kind of weird cream from the tip of a homeless black guy's cock and fought all of the yu-gi-oh characters. Goddamn what a fake ass night. Be adults and buy good alcohol instead of nasty shit that gives you cancer. Fuck Four Loko!
Loko: 337
Not Loko: 379
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Vox: I drank 2 lokos... Now I'm pregnant... I'm a dude.
Loko: 336
Not Loko: 330
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Polloloco : GOT DRUNK WITH SOME CHOLAS AT A MOTEL AND WE DRANK 2 MANY LOKOS. I GOT DRUNK BUT I PASSED OUT. I WOKE UP NAKED WITH N0 WALLET/CAR KEYS/CLOTHES... I GOT ROBBED...
Loko: 336
Not Loko: 336
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steve: suked a dick in my room n the shit wuz da best thx 4 loko
Loko: 336
Not Loko: 353
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DJ: so tonight i got out of work at like 1230AM and me and some friends from work drank four lokos and tilt so we went up to another sonic and we were all fine like 4 four lokos deep or something i dont even know butr all of a sudden my friend pulls on a side street cuz i need to pee and this 250 pound guy falls out of the car and pukes everywhere we drive back to his house his car included and he says its not his house probbably like 3am by this point we get his brother outside and he stands in the front yard with him while hes passed out in the rain on the front lawn not movie we all had a fantastic time and realized never party w. this kid again aha i am loko four loko so we will continue drinking it just not w. this kid everrrrr again crazy ass night was a lot of fun hanging out of sun roofs and shit just hate when ppl decide to die on the side of the road i love you four loko<3
Loko: 336
Not Loko: 354
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l0k0 m0k0: I never tried any 4 Lokos in my life but im feelin the stories posted =]
Loko: 336
Not Loko: 356
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static: Drank 3 four lokos and turned into a duck.
Loko: 336
Not Loko: 358
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wonderwonderland: So I had a couple Four Lokos for the first time. All my friends said it would fuck me up but I didn't really believe them. I had about fthree our four and thendecided it would be a good idea to go suck cocks, so I basically made a deal that anyone who went out on my friends porch would get their cock sucked. I think I did like ten or twelve cocks. Later me and this Bolivian dude fucked on a park bench and I remember pissing in the street cause I had to squat down to do it. I woke up at this apartment next door with these Filipino dudes and we went to ihop together. I had a grand slam and it FUCKING RULED. Thanks four loko
Loko: 336
Not Loko: 365
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