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theshitshowison: basically I was out at a party and drank and indiscernable amount of fourloko b/c we were passing several cans around and all sharing them. the night ended with my friend (male, about 6'2 and maybe 180) getting roofied and me thinking that a dormroom sink was a great place to boot. not to mention the messy clean-up after realizing that puke doesnt wash out of a sink very well
Loko: 73
Not Loko: 79
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poopstain: drank 2,...shit myself...not drinking 2 again
Loko: 73
Not Loko: 79
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beastmode: Drank 2 lokos and went to the club, told a birthday girl she was a gernade she by fake throwin a gernade at her and doing the blow up motion with my hands. She punched me n the face and apparently i laughed n her face and said "o gernades" woke up the next day with my face hurting and my bro had to tell me wht happened haha
Loko: 73
Not Loko: 80
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doceloko: I had 3 4lokos in 4 hours during JMU Springfest last year. Passed out in the Manor (where the riot was) for 6 hours. I woke up and didn't know a riot had even occurred and walked outside into the tear gas. I still drank 4loko the next night and continue to now.
Loko: 73
Not Loko: 80
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ging minge: I was on lokos and I straight up made out with a girl with a huge snaggle tooth
Loko: 73
Not Loko: 81
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derek ebling: i drank four loko then totaled a gokart at a funpark looking like weekend at bernie's. upon being kicked out I then burnt down the entire mini golf course with a single lighter and attitude.
Loko: 73
Not Loko: 81
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BeachLoko: So.... nice day out at the beach. I bought 3 Fourlokos. One for myself, a friend, and boyfriend. Which neither one of them ended up liking their flavor. So me, being a penny pincher make the decision that I wasn't going to waste my money and drank all 3.(Alone)Made an ass out of myself,reportedly flashed my friends. After a "very pleasant" day at the beach I start feeling frisky. Proceeded to get a little dirty in the back seat of my car before leaving beach parking lot with my boyfriend. Manage to get home, get sick, lay in my bathtub while shower running, lay on bathroom floor naked, and got sick again. From what I was told I was extremely violent at one point. Story comes to an end when I wake up next morning covered in bruises and the back of my head has a large knot. I tell my boyfriend how badly it hurts and of course apologize for being completely retarded the night before. He continues to tell me that while "gettin frisky" in the car my head apparently repeatedly was hitting the car window. When I ask him why he let me do this...His reply was, "Well, you really seemed into it at the time". FML
Loko: 73
Not Loko: 82
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hi: had a four loko then went to bed. It was a crazy night let me tell you.
Loko: 73
Not Loko: 82
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yung jeezy: one night me and my boys decided to go 8loko, two cans, at the park. after partying down and gettin loked we decided to to roll back to my homies house. upon getting to his front door i blacked out and about 3 hours later i awoke on a beanbag chair. thinking that i had just gotten home to my own house, i stripped naked and fell back asleep. at about four in the morning i woke up feeling super jacked on caffeine and drank a gallon of water. after that i went back asleep and then woke up to my alarm at 8:30. i put all my clothes back on but had managed to lose my keys, phone, wallet and bike lock. i rode to work and spent the first four hours on the floor in the back not wanting to ever move again. that was my first loko experience but it was a great one.
Loko: 73
Not Loko: 83
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shitter: the first time i drank four lokos, i felt like i just ate shrooms.
Loko: 73
Not Loko: 84
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