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bbw: i drank fourfourloko and let a black man crampie impregnent my wife. i was wasted.
Loko: 12
Not Loko: 23
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2ballduval: http://vimeo.com/17231339 After hearing a few songs about four loko on youtube, this is how psyched we got about four loko
Loko: 12
Not Loko: 23
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ah: drank a fourloko then jizzed in my pants.
Loko: 12
Not Loko: 24
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John Casino: I drank 20 four lokos and barely even had a buzz.
Loko: 12
Not Loko: 24
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JWSanDiegoBroKing: Bought a case of these things on Friday after work. Completely blacked out and woke up the next day at my buddy's place fully clothed, hoodie, shoes, everything. Vaguely remember going to some bars, doing a shot of whiskey and puking into a urinal. Can't really be sure what happened. Saturday we got after the Loko again. The night ended with me, shirtless, wearing a World Champion belt...dominating. Once again, blacked the f-ck out, wife had to come pick me up from where I was because I was too much for anyone to handle. I thought we were together the whole time, but no...we weren't together at all. I ditched her to party with my bros and she had to come collect her drunken idiot husband. Never again with this stuff......never again.
Loko: 12
Not Loko: 25
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MT Black Out: I decided to get drunk before a showing of Rocky Horror, so I drank two Four Lokos and headed to the theater. I wound up throwing more food at the audience than the actors stage and even pelted Doc Frankfurter in the face with toast!! After the show I hung out with the cast and drank two more. The blur from that point on tells me nothing. I woke up under my bed, I wonder what I was looking for?
Loko: 11
Not Loko: 6
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Stevey: Drank 3 four lokos and tried to break into a vending machine at this Super 8. Got my hand stuck in the machine and i threw up. I spend the whole night on the 5th floor, until 7am when the mexican house keeping lady found me
Loko: 11
Not Loko: 7
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fire-loko: Was at bonfire, drank 2 four lokos within 2 hours, was hammered but still coherent, alive, talking, and not blacked out. Decided to be a boss and drink that third one. Got half way through before I puked everywhere around the fire pit I was at. Friends had to take care of me from there.
Loko: 11
Not Loko: 11
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The Beast: Some kid told me that if you drink one 4 loko you would get trashed. So I said F*** that and I decided to drink two. So I drank two, smoked a blunt, and woke up with a broken hand next day.
Loko: 11
Not Loko: 11
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goodnight: Drank 3 Lokos, then proceeded to drink a little more at some parties, then went to bed with my girlfriend. Wound up falling asleep with my finger inside her.
Loko: 11
Not Loko: 12
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