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Ay_MeMe: I got so wasted just by opening a 4loks
Loko: 46
Not Loko: 52
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FloorLoko: Decided it wouldn't be a bad idea funneling 2 1/2 four lokos then funneling 3 beers. It was in fact a bad idea. Don't recall much but the videos show me trying to 360 and ending up laying on the floor for 20 min. Four lokos get it in.
Loko: 45
Not Loko: 26
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f*cked: I had a loko and some popov and then hung out with my friends and smoked a cig or 10 and then went inside and made out with this hot chic and then we went to my bedroom and i got up to go to the bathroom and puked everywhere, then she left.
Loko: 45
Not Loko: 38
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PSU Party times: Drank 3 4Locos while playing pong. After blacking out i awoke the next morning to find myself on a couch in different clothes than i remember being in. I was later told that I made out with two girls in front of my girlfriend at the time (hasn't talked to me since), and later puked on the bathroom floor next to my passed out ex-girlfriend. Id say it was a good night.
Loko: 45
Not Loko: 42
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Murf: One time I was listening to Vampire Weekend at Gunthers and I funneled 2 Four Lokos then I went and played golf with my dad and it was so shot. I dreamt I was at a Bruce Springsteen concert but he was playing reggae. It was so shot. When I woke up I went to Lindell Deli. It was so shot.
Loko: 45
Not Loko: 43
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broken..: It was the first night me and my ex boyfriend(boyfriend at the time) ever tried Four Lokos together;; the most I ever drank was 1 and it gave me a pretty good buzz so we bought 2 a piece. The first one I drank down in about 10 minutes and then proceeded to drink down the second one in about 5. After that it gets a little fuzzy;; I went upstairs to go to the bathroom and fell in the bathtub;; didn't realize it til my ex came upstairs to see what happened;; turned out the shower curtain came out of the wall and then I'm told I wouldn't let him go to bed until he laid me;; I told him a lot of raunchy things and woke up the next morning with no recolection of what happened
Loko: 45
Not Loko: 44
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loked: My first experience with four loko started with me leaving a party where the neighbor was waving around a gun at all the fucked up kids and ended with me and all of my girlfriends running around naked in the local elementary school park in the sprinklers in front of all of our guy friends. Since then, everytime i've dranken four loko i've ended up publicly naked with no recollection except for the interesting photographs.
Loko: 45
Not Loko: 44
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BeachLoko: So.... nice day out at the beach. I bought 3 Fourlokos. One for myself, a friend, and boyfriend. Which neither one of them ended up liking their flavor. So me, being a penny pincher make the decision that I wasn't going to waste my money and drank all 3.(Alone)Made an ass out of myself,reportedly flashed my friends. After a "very pleasant" day at the beach I start feeling frisky. Proceeded to get a little dirty in the back seat of my car before leaving beach parking lot with my boyfriend. Manage to get home, get sick, lay in my bathtub while shower running, lay on bathroom floor naked, and got sick again. From what I was told I was extremely violent at one point. Story comes to an end when I wake up next morning covered in bruises and the back of my head has a large knot. I tell my boyfriend how badly it hurts and of course apologize for being completely retarded the night before. He continues to tell me that while "gettin frisky" in the car my head apparently repeatedly was hitting the car window. When I ask him why he let me do this...His reply was, "Well, you really seemed into it at the time". FML
Loko: 45
Not Loko: 44
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rupert: Chugged about two after i wrecked my new mitsubishi and this was around 5:00pm, i woke up the next mornig with 55 stitches in my forearm laying in the recovery room at the hospital..... this drink needs to be destroyed....
Loko: 45
Not Loko: 45
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tuna: had 3 four lokos shot gun style....went out to my favorite bar, completely blacked out, grabbed the mike from the band on stage and starting rapping TI song with my pants to the floor
Loko: 45
Not Loko: 46
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