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TooDrunkq: *Sigh* well One boring night I waited at home by myself on a friend to arrive I was determined to get (Pilt,Blitz,Stoopid)We were going to a bakyard party but before goin I grabbed a loko and a pint of Vodka loko was the chaser arrived to the party felt outta place so I smashed the loko and vodka and felt great me and a friend ran to the car to get more beer and it went downhill frm there dnt remember much after guzzling those beers my friend said I started jumping around pouring beer all over me and this is when the party was over I refused to leave the party my friend and I wrestled all the way to the car and I still refused to get in once I finally did get in we were travling on the interstate and he said tht I continued to grab and pull at the wheel trying to run us off the road arrived to my parents house thnk God friend helping me in and we stumbled kicking walls making extreme commotion at 5am in the morn I passed out for maybe 30 min got out the bed fell straight to my face while pissing my pants Dad said I was in the restroom flicking the light banging the wall yelling Code Blue idk why when he came to see wht was wrg I yelled and cursed him asking why the Fuck he wasnt helping me clean my room most of wht I was saying he cldnt even understand after tht went in room pissed more stripped and got in the bed wondering WTF went on lastnight in the morning...FuckFourLoko never again
Loko: 14
Not Loko: 20
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PD: Drank 2 four loko in an hour anhad to jog a few laps around the track. Went home an passed out. Wish I had drank more.
Loko: 14
Not Loko: 20
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Greg Grits: I drank 2 four lokos. My last FM says that I listened to lots of Coldplay last night.
Loko: 14
Not Loko: 20
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Nice: So i went to a metal festival and decided to drink two of these bad boys within 20-30 minutes in the parking lot at 3 pm. Next thing i know its 4 and we are at the entrance where a buddy is puking from attempting to drink 3. I chugged the rest of his and went inside. Next thing i know, its 8 pm and my sunglasses are broken, my camera is broken, and i have scars on my face, and dead leg, and my buddy is puking again. Tried to enjoy the rest of the concert but was too shit faced to enjoy it. Drove home at midnight and went to bad at 2 am. Felt like I was sleeping sideways but was actually on my back. Got woken up at 4 am, then the room started spinning. Next day, had the runs. Roofie in a can baby
Loko: 14
Not Loko: 20
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chazzzyy: drank a four loko to myself (i'm a lightweight) while i was sitting down got up puked all over myself then sat back down.
Loko: 14
Not Loko: 21
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homoforloko: Its currenty 734pm wedsdaynight. bout to pop open a LOKO. to be continued.....
Loko: 14
Not Loko: 21
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kat: ok so im in high school i drank to of these and i didnt even get a fucking buzz comon people learn how to hold ur alchol
Loko: 14
Not Loko: 22
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FULOKOHEADS: My sister-in-laws boyfriend pissed all over my dads car after arguing with us cause we wouldnt take him back to the beer store for more. This drink is sick and really needs to be band. All these stories show how dumb you all are making yourself look. Ive been drinking for well over 10 years now and I drink mostly rum and jager and have never ever acted in such away. Nor have any of my fellow friends. But all of my sister-in-laws friends drink it who are much younger then me and everyone of them either black-out or act a fool. Next thing you know you all are gonna end up in jail or worse either raped or dead.
Loko: 14
Not Loko: 22
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LOKO Larry: Well, I (LOKO Larry) got so LOKO'D out with my main bro LOKO Lance that I shit my pants really hard. Like it was bleeding through my pants. Then my bro LOKO Lance shit his pants to from laughing so hard, and from pounding some LOKO puss. Then I yelled, "hey mom!! Me and LOKO lance shit are pants. Fuck You!!" Then we switched pants, multiple times throught the morning before work. When we got to work, we told our to boss to "fuck you!" Then we beat the shit out of him with are shoes. After the cops got done macing us, we beat the shit out of them with 4 LOKO cans. then we partied with the cops, hard!! with hookers, and LOKO'S, and male hookers. after drinking 18 4 LOKO'S,my heart was beating faster than the flash's. then me and LOKO Lance blew a donkey, twice. after we blacked out we woke the next morning with 15 mexican male hookers, bags of tacos, and billy baldwin. thanks LOKO!!!!!!!
Loko: 14
Not Loko: 24
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BigRed <3: After a Crazyyyyyy night at Enchanted (rave) I came home coming down off three pokeballs, so i took 7 shots of greygoose..Went to sleep for two hours, woke up by 9:30am and was too tired, so i drank my fourloko that i saved the night before, and got my energy back with an amazzzziinng feeling!
Loko: 14
Not Loko: 25
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