Here are some Loko Stories:

Overboard: Drank three of them over 2 hours at a friends then went to a college party and blacked out. Woke up around 6am in a field with no pants or boxers and some deer around me. Hitched a ride back to town with some dumb hick who looked like he was 90. Made it back to my place safe and sound, opened my bedroom door and found a dead cat and some large rodent(?). Cops came and it turned out it was my neighbors cat and dog. Bite marks all over the dead animals and I hoped it wasn't mine. P.S. It turned out it was mine. Shameful night.
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doginabathtub: Short and sweet, I was hammered off of Loko, girl I met two hours prior was a total slut. I was raped and taken advantage of. Four Loko "hell of a drug."
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Cletus: Took the bus to get some bud, stopped at 711 to use the ATM and saw 4Loko, it was super hot so i decided to get one. Next thing i remember is waking up next to a rusty tractor with my pants off folded neatly next to me with the paper bag from the 4Loko over my dick.
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MKU: Active ingredients: Maca root, 250mg Horny goat weed, 500mg. That's right. Horny goat weed. My friend, L, works at a major corporate drugstore. One day he found a pill bottle of the stuff with the outer plastic seal broken, but the inner foil seal intact. Company policy says they can't sell it if a seal is broken, condition, so L pocketed it. Fast forwards to the following weekend. L, my girlfriend, and I are each sipping on some 4loko, and we get the great idea to take some horny goat weed. That was our second mistake. "Take two per day with meals as a dietary supplement." I eyed the bottle, passed L and my GF a pill each, and tossed one back. After drunkenly peer pressuring eachother, I eventually swallow two more. Sure enough, an hour down the line, my girlfriend and I run off to the bedroom. Normally we hit some technical difficulties if we've both been drinking before doin' the do, but this time everything flows just fine. In the raging maelstrom of drunk, caffeinated, and horny goat weed fueled sex, she tells me to turn her over (switch positions). I lift her up, lose balance, and her head smacks into the windowsill with a LOUD bang. "Oh fuck, are you okay, baby?" -"Uh, yeah, I'm fine."(insinuating I should keep going) Next morning rolls around, she has a throbbing headache but otherwise seems fine. However, that evening at work she gets extremely dizzy and leaves work to go the emergency room. Doctors diagnosed her with a concussion. A fucking concussion. I drank 4loko, took horny goat weed, and gave my girlfriend a concussion.
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Sean C: smuggled 12 cans of loko over the border into Canada for a friend who was desperate to try it. Got him 6 loko deep (1 1/2 cans) and that was enough for him to wind up passing out in a local park in the wet grass getting mosquito bitten while yelling "fuck loko" and calling me a stupid fucking american i would have left him there to die but i didn't know how to get back to my hotel without paying a $30 cab fare so I waited for him to get up and stumble back. I sat back on the floor of his apartment and waited to fall asleep while giggling to myself as he dry heaved into his toilet and his cat hid in a closet. I myself was a full 12 loko and was just fine. If you can't party with the big boys, don't show up. Fuck you Canada!
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O. Dear: 3 Four Lokos. Slept with my friend. Had cops called on me for assault. Got kicked out of Toys R' Us. Got kicked out of two bars. BEST DRINK EVER!
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lol: I TOOK A SIP
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l0k0 m0k0: I never tried any 4 Lokos in my life but im feelin the stories posted =]
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Cullen M: So saturday for halloween I decided to drink 2 four lokos throughout the day, one in the morning one at night, fine after the one during the day and a few beers. Once i drank the second one some 9 hours later along with a few mixed drinks ended up not remembering anything from my friends halloween party he had at his frat. Was told the next morning i was staring at a group of girls whom i then attempted to dance with and got denied, was woooooing like ric flair so much i still have no voice and it is 2 days later, ended up throwing up and passing out in the community bathroom of the frat, had my friend pick me up and carry me into his room were i passed out for about 3 hours, then finally got a ride home from my friend, tried entering my code for my garage door and that didnt work, finally had to end the night by knocking on the door to get my parents to let me in and woke up the next morning without my keys, wallet, or cell phone. So as much fun as that night was I regeret to say I will never drink four loko again but thank you for the craziest halloween night of my life!
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fourlokokid: had 2 loko's in 20 min. Went out to my car and yacked all ovver it like a dumb fuck head and then proceeded to drive while puking.. best cruise eva! Drove by a fuckin cop lololol!
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