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Stevey: Drank 3 four lokos and tried to break into a vending machine at this Super 8. Got my hand stuck in the machine and i threw up. I spend the whole night on the 5th floor, until 7am when the mexican house keeping lady found me
Loko: 315
Not Loko: 346
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loko cowboy: Loko 4x4: 1 4Loko- passed out on a toilet, pants around ankles. Note to self, lock the door next time. 2 4Lokos- Woke up and had to make a dental appointment to fix missing front tooth. 3 4Lokos- Turned into an instant Casanova... and told a friend that I'm an IT major and would work her like an iPhone. 4 4Lokos- Woke up 27 years old.
Loko: 315
Not Loko: 347
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Dr. Kim Richelds: Had my typical four loco before going out to the club...... This was on a empty stomach..... Got to the club and proceeded to take full advantage of the 2 dollar rail drinks (tequila) after finding a respectable girl which I thought at the time to bring back to my buddies house to "snuggle" Before returning to the house a group of "thugs" outside a local bar decided that they wanting to fight........... after the fight I went to my friends house with this girl and proceeded to tell her how I had to shit. Eventually after fighting with her for not wanting to give me a blowjob in my buddies living room while people were present she decided it was time for her to go home. I woke up to the next morning with the owner of the house dumbfounded ....... He explained to me that someone had opened his refrigerator door and shit on the platform of his fridge only to leave the door open. His new kitten "Lebron" was taking full advantage of the heaping pile of shit taking mouthfuls at a time. Confused at the moment not remembering what happened I realized I didn't have underwear on ........ Needless to say I didn't eat the whole wheel of cheese <3 four loko
Loko: 315
Not Loko: 350
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Hannah: I was reported speaking something resembling German while repeatedly banging my head against the window in a car. I don't even know German..
Loko: 315
Not Loko: 356
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glasgowjock: I drank 16 cans, I'm Scottish
Loko: 315
Not Loko: 371
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Vox: I drank 2 lokos... Now I'm pregnant... I'm a dude.
Loko: 314
Not Loko: 301
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Hutch: Drank two four loko's and chased it with Admiral Nelson ($10 rum)got overly emotional and woke up at 7am still drunk.
Loko: 314
Not Loko: 313
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LERUAL EHT: 2 4 lOCOs and a 40. i died went to heaven and came back to life.
Loko: 314
Not Loko: 323
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lol: I TOOK A SIP
Loko: 314
Not Loko: 326
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dear john: i drank 4 fourlokos at some bitches house and i died
Loko: 314
Not Loko: 337
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