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Electro-man: drank a four loko to start the evening off right before a friend's b-day party. so apparently I made friends with everyone in chili's. sang karaoke of michael jackson (while doing pseudo michael jackson dance moves) and ended up getting "with" one of my friends exes. that was an awkward morning and day after. gracias four loko. you complete me.
Loko: 99
Not Loko: 112
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Mark Sanchez: I pounded a Four Loko and drove my team down the field for a game winning drive against the Texans.
Loko: 99
Not Loko: 113
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TysonYuP33: One Day I Decided to buy 4-four loko's instead of my normal 2-Fourloko's & Before the night was over i was blackedOut & My Buddy told me i went back to the store & Bought some hennessey & A 12-pack & three of us finished that & He told me i Threw The 12-pack in the Street & started Putting all my money On the Hood Of A Car while Standing in the Rain......And all i could remember about that whole day was when i woke up at home(But HOW)with my pants half way down with my phone missing its back...so i walked the way i normally do to get home & it was by the entrance gate of my house half broke WOOOOW...no more FOUR LOKO'S for Me.
Loko: 99
Not Loko: 113
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ohh...crap!: me and my mates had smuggled some 4 lokos into our house (by smuggled i meen my dads a cop and there banned in england) some being 6 cans. anyways i got totally hammerd drinking 3 all in more or less 1 go's and i found myself in mcdonalds facing the manager having to explain the reason one of his tables had smashed up , and worse still dad found out and i got absolutely crapped on grounded for 2 months AND got a warning for drinkin illegal drinks. LOL!
Loko: 99
Not Loko: 114
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cheyweezy: i had some loko one night, i woke up to take a look at what pictures i had taken that night, i found a picture of my friends naked ass in the other ones face and a video of another demonstrating how to preform the guy on top version of 69? and the distinct rememberance of the statement (congratulations your a dumb bitch!)
Loko: 99
Not Loko: 114
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baayter: i drank 4 4loko in about 72 hours. did i mention i did not sleep once in that time. i do not know how it is possible. Now i am considered a statutory rapist. thanks 4loko
Loko: 99
Not Loko: 116
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21 bday: On my 21st birthday this past july me and my 3 friends were planning on going to a bar. we went to a gas station and each got a loko(or 2) to pregame before we went out. When we got to the first bar they wouldnt let us in cuz we were 'too drunk'...the second bar we got in and had a greatttt time but after a few drinks on top of the whole loko and a half I had already had...upon leaving the bar my friend swung at a cop who was yelling at us and we got arrested. got bailed out and everything ended up fine...for me at least. all in all...a greart 21st bday thanks to 4lokos :)
Loko: 99
Not Loko: 118
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jacky: so it was Halloween and me and my friends went to Pacha on our way there we started drinkin four loko i got so fucked up that they didnt let me in because they thought i was high lol i spent so much money on my costume for no reason.. my friends were so mad at me cuz none of us got in because of me =P
Loko: 99
Not Loko: 118
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Scandal Steiner: Drank so much Four Loko that in one night I became what it took my father 12 years to be. My girlfriend hates me and I think I have permanent Erectile dysfunction. SO LOKO
Loko: 99
Not Loko: 120
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phage thyme: I drink four lokos for my pre workout because it helps me build dem fibraz
Loko: 99
Not Loko: 120
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