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Kevin G (N.H): Oh man when i had like 1 3/4 of a loko and a couple beers i blacked out. My story comes from many different sources. The only thing i remember is getting cut off mid sentence talking to some friends and waking up the next morning with a bad headache. Apparently i threw up in friends bathroom passed out there and as i was woken up I fell on top of my friends dog. Another friend drove me home and I had to sober up, so we went to McDonald and I threw up in the drive thru. Got home had to go through my gym (which is not attached to my actual house) went to the gym bathroom. It looked like i went in there purposely trying to fuck shit up and ended up throwing up on the side of the toilet (not inside). Got out the gym was in the backyard went through my brothers sliding door to get in. In the process of leaving his room I yanked my brothers hair really hard and then i passed out on my bed. Woke up the next morning, wondering where my glasses my phone and my shoes where at (In the gym bathroom) and why was their a McDonald's wrapper in my pocket. And thats my four lokos story now i just stick to hard liquor and a chaser.
Loko: 16
Not Loko: 24
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Boom: My friend has decided to make a series of videos glorifying LOKOs!! he also raps but this is his Kayne West like Four Loko story. Not spam watch this video its hilarious. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br25EFraPI8
Loko: 16
Not Loko: 24
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ArmyAlcoholic: Drank a loko, wasnt too impressed, think a lot of you are bullshittin, or youre in high school. Either way, didnt do shit to me.
Loko: 16
Not Loko: 24
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Quarto Crazy: club.hotel.ugly guy.Four Loko.blank.not so ugly guy.Four Loko.blank.cute guy.jacussi.rest of four loko.blank.waking up next to ugly guy. :/
Loko: 16
Not Loko: 24
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homoforloko: Its currenty 734pm wedsdaynight. bout to pop open a LOKO. to be continued.....
Loko: 16
Not Loko: 24
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kirbsman: had a beach party with a few friends, drank 4 beers and shotgunned 3 more. running low on beer two friends and I go on a beer run, instead we get some 4lokos. I drink one, decide to check out this huge rave party at the end of the beach, i must say hi and introduce myself to everybody. stagger back to my car get on the roof and sing kumbaiyah rockin back and forth. roll of the roof get surrounded by 10 black guys and get beat up and mugged on the beach. Woke up in my bed throwing up all day, all my blood vessels in my eye popped and my head hurts like a motherfucker. Now everyone at my campus knows me as "that one guy who got mugged on the beach" 4 lokos some messed up shit
Loko: 16
Not Loko: 26
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LOKO Larry: Well, I (LOKO Larry) got so LOKO'D out with my main bro LOKO Lance that I shit my pants really hard. Like it was bleeding through my pants. Then my bro LOKO Lance shit his pants to from laughing so hard, and from pounding some LOKO puss. Then I yelled, "hey mom!! Me and LOKO lance shit are pants. Fuck You!!" Then we switched pants, multiple times throught the morning before work. When we got to work, we told our to boss to "fuck you!" Then we beat the shit out of him with are shoes. After the cops got done macing us, we beat the shit out of them with 4 LOKO cans. then we partied with the cops, hard!! with hookers, and LOKO'S, and male hookers. after drinking 18 4 LOKO'S,my heart was beating faster than the flash's. then me and LOKO Lance blew a donkey, twice. after we blacked out we woke the next morning with 15 mexican male hookers, bags of tacos, and billy baldwin. thanks LOKO!!!!!!!
Loko: 16
Not Loko: 26
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love four loko: Heythere I don't see what ppls problem is I drink like two to.three all the time.I even do youtube vdeos. My user is joelmacdermid69 and drink them in under three minutes. So theses people are crazy on here.no side affects at allo. Same as drinking yagbombs what's the different...learn how to drink u dummmys
Loko: 16
Not Loko: 28
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fruit punch: drank 2 four lokos, ate some fondue and puked all over myself, on a chair, and in the sink. the rest i dont remember
Loko: 16
Not Loko: 28
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ah: drank a fourloko then jizzed in my pants.
Loko: 16
Not Loko: 29
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