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Disaster: I drank half a four loko. I sprained both my wrists from falling down drunk so much.
Loko: 33
Not Loko: 42
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that_kid: Well the evening started off by not eating dinner so I could save my weight watchers points to drink four loko. You see at 12 points a piece three four lokos take all of my daily points. About one hour later and now 12 loko (3 x 4 lokos) I found myself in the middle of sorority house about to leave for a formal. Now some girl was trying to get everyones attention so I started telling people to shut the fuck up. At this point my date was quite mad at me. By the time we made it to the busses my drunken behavior had been noticed by the advisor of said sorority. trying to ruin my chance of having a great night she told me I was too drunk and didn't need to go to formal. I toil her I was fine and that I was 22 so I could be drunk. To make sure I was not to drunk i was instructed to bend down and touch my toes. Being able to do this I was allowed to get on the bus. About half way to the formal I realized I was going to puke so i headed for the tiny bus bathroom. Now covered in vomit, I found my seat. At this point my fate was sealed. Upon arriving to the hotel, I was again confronted buy the advisor and told that I would have to pay for a taxi home because i could not stay at the formal. Not wanting to pay for the 45 minute cab ride, I told her that I was not about to get in a cab and that I was not that drunk. Although I was blackout, I did remember that my best friend went to school at Chapel Hill and his house was 1/4 of a mile from the hotel where we were. By this point my mind was made up. I told the advisor that I was not taking a cab home and that I was going to leave by myself and that she could not stop me. I then proceeded to leave my date crying outside of the hotel while I ran down Rosemary St. to find my best friend. Luckily he was sober so he came and found me only to take me back to his place to drink ourselves into oblivion. I woke up the next morning in clothes that were not mine only to have 15 missed calls from concerned friends that thought I was was still roaming the streets of Chapel Hill. All in all I made some great life decisions all thanks to four loko.
Loko: 33
Not Loko: 42
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God: Well, I showed up at the house I usually hang at, thinking it would be a chill night. Everyone was getting shitty, and we were all going to go to a party at a frat house. I was playing catchup, so I downed my first Four Loko in about twenty minutes. I had another in my car, so I said, "Let's do this." Then I cracked open my second Four Loko and downed it over the next twenty minutes. Needless to say, I was flying high for the whole night. We left to go to the frat house, which is about a mile and a half walk. It was pretty alright. On the way, my buddy and I stopped in his dorm so he could piss. He left me in his room and told me not to touch anything. Apparently, I got his chex mix all over the place, and trashed all the papers on his desk. Whatever. We hung out at the frat house for an hour maybe, time really had no meaning at this point. We left and started to trek back to town. I think we stopped in a campus building to piss, and ran into some dudes that were doing the same. I think we then walked about 3 miles through town going to random places. We stopped at our friends house; no one answered the door so I guess we pissed in their backyard. At some point I face planted on the side walk. I remember it happening in slow motion, which is pretty awesome. Then we got some Dominos. I do not remember paying for it, so I am hoping that I got it for free. We went back to the house we started at, ate our pizza, and then everyone else started getting back, after the cops had apparently shut down the frat party. I started flirting with this chick, and probably would have gotten some, if only she didn't have a boyfriend or had been as trashed as I was. Eventually I started getting tired, and decided to drive home. All in all, I am pretty satisfied that I did not end up in jail.
Loko: 33
Not Loko: 42
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BlackOut: on the way to some ghetto ass club with my exbf, chugged half a 4 loco on the way and another full 4 loco when we got there. stood in line, lost all my friends and wandered back to my car. met three buff marines who proceeded to beat the shit out of my ex. tried to drive a random stick shift car home. stalled it in front of security. convinced them i could drive my own car. woke up in the morning with my clothes ripped, bruises all over, no license, and i had to be on a plane in less than a week. love you 4 loko.
Loko: 33
Not Loko: 42
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missjadecornae: I drank a watermelon loko, and now I'm currently laying around my apartment booty butt naked, wearing nothing but sunglasses with a crippling hangover
Loko: 33
Not Loko: 43
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KR1288: My best friend almost drowned in my hot tub at a house party after we double bonged 2 watermelons.
Loko: 33
Not Loko: 43
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LokoDisney: My husband and best friends boyfriend chugged four lokos at 9 am before we went to Epcot at Disney World ... needless to say they didnt make it "around the world"
Loko: 33
Not Loko: 43
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Greg: Yo, my friends and I each drank 3 4lokos and we bounced to the club, then we went back to my house, drank another one each, then we had sex with a playground. The cops showed up, so we each wrote them a song, and they were like, cool song bro. Then we went to Disney World together. And I'm still drunk.
Loko: 33
Not Loko: 43
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HvyD: Bonged a blue rasberry loko, spent 20 minutes asking friends to murder me, then immediatly sobered.
Loko: 33
Not Loko: 43
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asdfghjklmer: I had a party and I had a loko and a half that night and was feeling really good. I went to bed around 5ish a.m. to wake up to my friends mom calling my phone to see if she was really sleeping at my house, and then i went back to sleep to wake up at around 11a.m to run to the bathroom and while running, proceed to step on my dog. I called my boyfriend into the bathroom with me and i got so hot I started to sweat and so I tried to turn on a cold shower. I failed and fell into the shower hitting my head, was pulled out and fell once again and hit my head. I sat on the floor and my eyes were open but my pupils completely black. I couldn't see anything. Was hungover the whole day.
Loko: 33
Not Loko: 43
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