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Never again: I tried four loko 2 weeks ago. The watermelon one is so good. I downed one in an hour than a second one about 30 min later. Me and some friends were at my house partying. I blacked out sometime after 2am. I woke up 11am the next morning with a snickers bar all melted in my hand, and a horrible taste in my mouth. Turns out I was munching in my dogs poop.
Loko: 21
Not Loko: 31
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kirbsman: had a beach party with a few friends, drank 4 beers and shotgunned 3 more. running low on beer two friends and I go on a beer run, instead we get some 4lokos. I drink one, decide to check out this huge rave party at the end of the beach, i must say hi and introduce myself to everybody. stagger back to my car get on the roof and sing kumbaiyah rockin back and forth. roll of the roof get surrounded by 10 black guys and get beat up and mugged on the beach. Woke up in my bed throwing up all day, all my blood vessels in my eye popped and my head hurts like a motherfucker. Now everyone at my campus knows me as "that one guy who got mugged on the beach" 4 lokos some messed up shit
Loko: 21
Not Loko: 31
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Young LoKo: My friends and I were at my apartment one night. First time all of us had drank Four LoKo at once. My friend broke one of my roommate's bedroom door because apparently we all agreed it would be a good idea for him to throw himself at it, and he went right through it. My other friend was barely able to move on his hands and knees but somehow managed to crawl to my other roommate's bedroom door and (while on all fours) headbutt the base of the door until it cracked into two. I woke up the next morning in bed with a very naked and very, ethnic, girl next to me. Long live Four LoKo!
Loko: 21
Not Loko: 31
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Oops: Went to a party where I didn't know anybody so I drank 2 4 Lokos pretty fast. Woke up in some girls room, lying on a huge carnival teddy bear covered in my puke
Loko: 21
Not Loko: 31
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Wilson the Hammock Man: Need to pass out after drinking too much loko? Check out these sweet camping hammocks!
pussy: had one 4 loko rubbed one out and sried myself to sleep
Loko: 21
Not Loko: 31
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Knuckles: After 2 Four Lokos (+ some other alcohol I don't remember), I ended up making out with a distant relative
Loko: 21
Not Loko: 32
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Immaget: This one time I drank a four loko and took half a xanax pill and was soo messed up i litterally raped some guy.
Loko: 21
Not Loko: 32
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Med student: I'm in medical school so I don't usually drink much, maybe a glass of wine occasionally. So you can imagine how surprised I was when my crazy buddy gave me a can of four loko to celebrate finishing my first anatomy exam! I decided to save it for the next weekend, which was halloween. Things started off pretty early because we hosted a Walt Disney power hour at our apartment (with video clips from everybody's favorite songs!), and the three of us guys with Loko's decided we'd drink those instead of beers! I had spent a while making a beard from cotton balls (I was a garden gnome), and with that and the power hour I totally forget to eat supper--talk about not making a game plan! Anyway, that four loko hit me like a train and I really can't remember much else that happened that night. We went to a med school dance at the hilton and I totally lost my beard and costume! All I remember was a lot of dancing. And then I was walking home from the bars at, like, really late at night, and tried hitchiking, and got picked up by some of my friends. Lucky, huh? The next morning I was SO hungover, all I could do was watch the extended version of Return of the King and couldn't even start studying until nine that night. And then I saw a facebook photo from the night before of me trying to lick the armpit of some guy dressed as Ben from Ben and Jerry's--gross! I must have thought he was an ice cream cone. And although I was telling everyone I'd gotten picked up really close to home when i hitchhiked, apparently I was actually still way farther away than I'd thought! Maybe even on the wrong street! And then I found out the snow white I'd been dancing with was actually a man. Anyway, that four loko made me act like an animal, I can see why they are so dangerous and people are trying to ban them. Gee whiz!
Loko: 21
Not Loko: 33
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Teyshawn: Yo i Be drankin sum lokos wit ma nigguz last nite nd i downed four... nothin happened... im 120 pounds u pussies
Loko: 21
Not Loko: 34
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BigRed <3: After a Crazyyyyyy night at Enchanted (rave) I came home coming down off three pokeballs, so i took 7 shots of greygoose..Went to sleep for two hours, woke up by 9:30am and was too tired, so i drank my fourloko that i saved the night before, and got my energy back with an amazzzziinng feeling!
Loko: 21
Not Loko: 35
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