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baayter: i drank 4 4loko in about 72 hours. did i mention i did not sleep once in that time. i do not know how it is possible. Now i am considered a statutory rapist. thanks 4loko
Loko: 137
Not Loko: 156
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Western Loko: Drank too many lokos.....when i woke up i thought i was skiing down a snow capped mountain in the alpes gripping on to 2 skii poles but in reality i was giving 2 dualing western style hand jobs to 2 amigos with curious but gentle mustaches all while my thumbs were free for exploration...
Loko: 137
Not Loko: 157
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shum: my friend and i decided to go and buy some breakfast after being drinking a lot of beer and (2 each ) four lokos.... then my sister had to pick us up both of us lost walking on a main street without sandals and looking like a homeless... the car that we used to being driving was at a restaurant dont even why.....
Loko: 137
Not Loko: 158
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ah: drank a fourloko then jizzed in my pants.
Loko: 137
Not Loko: 160
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Wilson the Hammock Man: Need to pass out after drinking too much loko? Check out these sweet camping hammocks!
Immaget: This one time I drank a four loko and took half a xanax pill and was soo messed up i litterally raped some guy.
Loko: 137
Not Loko: 161
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shitter: the first time i drank four lokos, i felt like i just ate shrooms.
Loko: 137
Not Loko: 166
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Scandal Steiner: Drank so much Four Loko that in one night I became what it took my father 12 years to be. My girlfriend hates me and I think I have permanent Erectile dysfunction. SO LOKO
Loko: 137
Not Loko: 171
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LokoLover: It was a saturday night...me and my bestfriends were headed to the club...on our way over there,,we stoped by a drive-thru to buy my "orange juice"[my favorite 4loko]....&& i drank it all && half of my friends 4loko...when we to the club i really had to pee...so my typical crazy drunk ass just popped a squad in the parking lot..we entered the club danced the night away...after getting in the car i have no clue of what happened...!!!the next morning i wake up to my parents raging fury!!with bruises in my legs&&arms...to txt i had no idea i wrote...not knowing i had in a huge fit with one of my bestfriends..what i night...!!!
Loko: 136
Not Loko: 130
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Get loko: played 3 games of loko pong before going to a high school football game... dont remember the rest of the night. So loko
Loko: 136
Not Loko: 132
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Bodega Empire: if you like four loko watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpa8kCYHzYU Bodega Empire. When four loko was outlawed, outlaws went loko.
Loko: 136
Not Loko: 138
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