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glub40: One weekend I was drinking loko i had maybe 2 or 3 I was funneling beers and had a couple swiggs of Yukon Jack I ended up with horriblle Indegestion so I drank a shit load of milk threw it all up anyway smashed all my lawn chairs and my brother found me hanging half way in my window with piss in my pants and screaming that one of my friends came back and pissed on me so they dragged me into the shower I ripped the shower head out of the wall fell split my head and that's where I went to sleep
Loko: 16
Not Loko: 22
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Chuckbink666: I was at my friends house and we were all drinking four lokos. All i remember is drinking my first 2, getting duct taped to a chair, and fighting my manager of my job that showed up that night. I did the four before 4am challenge and won! Felt like absolute shit for the next 8 days.
Loko: 16
Not Loko: 22
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cooldoood: four loko is gay as shit. its a pussy drink and you guys are all fucking pussies. i drink 4 four lokos and i wake up the next morning asking why did i drink that shit instead of some real fucking alchahol. then i take a shit
Loko: 16
Not Loko: 22
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TooDrunkq: *Sigh* well One boring night I waited at home by myself on a friend to arrive I was determined to get (Pilt,Blitz,Stoopid)We were going to a bakyard party but before goin I grabbed a loko and a pint of Vodka loko was the chaser arrived to the party felt outta place so I smashed the loko and vodka and felt great me and a friend ran to the car to get more beer and it went downhill frm there dnt remember much after guzzling those beers my friend said I started jumping around pouring beer all over me and this is when the party was over I refused to leave the party my friend and I wrestled all the way to the car and I still refused to get in once I finally did get in we were travling on the interstate and he said tht I continued to grab and pull at the wheel trying to run us off the road arrived to my parents house thnk God friend helping me in and we stumbled kicking walls making extreme commotion at 5am in the morn I passed out for maybe 30 min got out the bed fell straight to my face while pissing my pants Dad said I was in the restroom flicking the light banging the wall yelling Code Blue idk why when he came to see wht was wrg I yelled and cursed him asking why the Fuck he wasnt helping me clean my room most of wht I was saying he cldnt even understand after tht went in room pissed more stripped and got in the bed wondering WTF went on lastnight in the morning...FuckFourLoko never again
Loko: 16
Not Loko: 22
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God: I drank 2 four lokos and I ripped a whole into another dimension
Loko: 16
Not Loko: 22
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White Thunder: Drank 2 4 Lokos and felt like I been sippin Jack on Ice all night. I b the white Mike Vick on this shiitt ballin out o control
Loko: 16
Not Loko: 22
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PD: Drank 2 four loko in an hour anhad to jog a few laps around the track. Went home an passed out. Wish I had drank more.
Loko: 16
Not Loko: 22
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chazzzyy: drank a four loko to myself (i'm a lightweight) while i was sitting down got up puked all over myself then sat back down.
Loko: 16
Not Loko: 22
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fourlokoblackout: Well I drank one in 15 minutes and proceeded to drink 15 beers in about 2 and a half hours...and then proceeded (no memory of this at all) to fall down 2 flights of stairs in a stadium and completely missed the concert i was going in for because i was put in protective custody by the police. come out of black out in a cage and spent the night in a jail cell and then had to take a $100 cab ride to get my car which was 25 miles away as no one was coming to get me since it was 7AM. Blew a .208 at 3 in the morning and got put in protective custody at 7pm so i probably would have blown at least a .30 at that time. and this was all courtesy of FOUR LOKOOOOOO
Loko: 16
Not Loko: 23
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kat: ok so im in high school i drank to of these and i didnt even get a fucking buzz comon people learn how to hold ur alchol
Loko: 16
Not Loko: 23
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