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CCYEEYEE69: i drank a four loko before football practice then after practice i got really mad and cursed out about 40 people, then when another teams soccer team started walking by i tried to fight all of them and made myself look like an idiot.. cant win em all four loko
Loko: 226
Not Loko: 212
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squirt: drank 4 four lokos woke up the next morning with 3 girls on me. apparently i drove to three different towns picked up 3 different girls and had a 4 way that night... i guess im just a boss. anyways i had to drive them all back the next morning and i could remember for the life of me there names
Loko: 226
Not Loko: 220
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ThePrettiestGirlatQU: monday night i had 3 4lokos. i woke up with my jeans on my arms and my shirt in the sink...and then the random stranger next to me bought me coffee. success.
Loko: 226
Not Loko: 222
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newcondo: This is my story... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QobXa8kh-A
Loko: 226
Not Loko: 224
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dead.: the first time i drank four loko, i had two and a half. my friend brought two girls i'd never met before over to my apartment, and then passed out. me, the two girls, and my roommate went to a party. on the way home, we pulled over to get gas. i had promised one of the girls i didn't know i would give her a couple dollars for gas money, and even though i fully intended on doing so, when we got to the gas station, the loko made me refuse. i then proceeded to start screaming at everyone in the car, including my roommate, which escalated into a full-on fight between us. i proceeded to make them leave me in the gas station parking lot. mind you, it was around 4 am. i then made friends with two random people and called my ex-boyfriend, who lives 45 minutes away, to come pick me up. he did. the next day i vomited twice in his house and he cleaned it up. when i got home i realized the two random girls had stolen my ipod, two necklaces, and one ring. fucking loko. i told myself i'd never drink it again, but alas... i've already stocked up for the pending ban in massachusetts.
Loko: 226
Not Loko: 227
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armydrunk: me and a few guys in my squad decided to try some four lokos a few weekends ago when we saw them at a gas station and had no idea what the fuck they were. we ended up running the stack on our buddy's apartment with live ammo in our personal weapons.
Loko: 226
Not Loko: 230
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Buttorscotch: So the other day I picked up a couple cans of Loko and got Lok'd out of my mind. I drank the first can and decided that it would be a great idea to see if I could drink the next one through a tuba. Braap brapp barppppp! I had a friend empty the second can into my expensive tuba and half choked on the incoming alcholic energy drink frenzy. Now for some reason here, at the end of the 2nd can, my body decided to rebel and produce projectile poops. I pooped on my friends antique rug and rolled around on it while arm farting the national anthem. The third can was administered via catheter. Talk about living the Loko dream.
Loko: 226
Not Loko: 232
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SlamIAm: Drank two four lokos, literally woke up face down in a ditch about a mile from my friends house. I was walking back from a party with some of my friends, I ran ahead. When they caught up, they saw me passed out in the ditch and one friend said to his brother ?stay away from that homeless man.? About twenty minutes later my friends come sprinting back to me, realizing that it was indeed me, not a homeless man, that was passed out in a ditch. I then ran back to my friends house and pounded another four loko. It was a good night.
Loko: 226
Not Loko: 235
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derdeeder: i was hanging out with my best friend and my ex-boyfriend and his 3 friends. i woke up in a shower that wasnt mine with my youth group leader at church on the floor naked by the toilet. my exboyfriend and best friend were tied together by a phone car charger. one of my ex bf best friend were lying by the door awake, and he looked at me and asked if i wanted to do it again while everyone else was asleep, since it wasnt fair for him to have to share...wow...thanks loko (: i dont go to the same church anymore.
Loko: 226
Not Loko: 236
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lokosonice: LOKOS ARE MY SHIT
Loko: 226
Not Loko: 237
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