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spanky: I chugged a 4 loko, drank another, and went shot for shot with 2 more. Dont remember anything after that. Apparently got back and was put to sleep at 230am. Woke up at 5am in the shower locked out of my room, had unplugged every electronic and stole my roommates radio clock and plugged it in. Answered the door naked to campus safety so they could unlock my door. I love 4 loko!
Loko: 83
Not Loko: 57
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not a pussy: You guys really need to step up your alcohol tolerance...Jesus Christ, you drink a few of these things and turn into total chaos? What is wrong with you people? Better switch back to natty light or something damn...
Loko: 83
Not Loko: 60
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Chayhan#4: shot gunned a four loko....later that night the porch collapsed off the side of my house and 23 people went to the hospital with injuries....even later that night i end up in the hospital with a bac level the doctor would only tell me was "way over a .35"
Loko: 83
Not Loko: 68
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Dudey-bro: I drank two 4-Loko's. I convinced myself that I was a cagefighter. The next morning, my friend was covered in bruises. Sorry bro. Shit happens. :S Oh, wait, but this other time, it got me hooked up with a chick. Once again... shit happens.
Loko: 83
Not Loko: 72
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loookkkooo: 1 Four Loko + 3 Tall Boys + 3 shots = $30 in alcohol...this all led to $650 in damages. One night turned into a $700 blow out.
Loko: 83
Not Loko: 77
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Halo : Drank my first Loko and went to my GF house for heer 19th bday. Just so happened she decided to have 3 Lokos that night and I had 4 that night. Black out and wake up next to her and her mom naked.......
Loko: 83
Not Loko: 77
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mantonio: my friends and i drank four loko all weekend. then we went to see 127 Hours and all we could think was that Aron Ralston could really have used some four loko, especially when he had to drink his own piss.
Loko: 83
Not Loko: 78
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Da Mufkn ppl champ: I drank 4 loko went to cookout threw a lighter at a car got ma knicca chased down almost ran over than kicked a cars side mirror off, threw lawn chairs in da pond thing, took the dog poop outta da trash and threw it in the pool, took pppls pumpkins and smashed them on da ground.
Loko: 83
Not Loko: 78
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dirtyBAXTA: Sup fellow lokos, had my first loko last night. Started off at my friends party, at this point i was already a little tipsy, next thing i remember i was on the side of the road lying next to a racoon carcass, and my friends were laughing at me. I was cradling a car battery claiming that it was the holy grail. Wake up, in some shrubbery, with shit in my pants and gravel stuck in my nose. $50 dollars, covered in shit, stuck to my chest. I wish i was joking when i told you all this, but its the truth. <3 four loko
Loko: 83
Not Loko: 79
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Sassy: Drank four loco. Argued with my ex husband. He murdered all my co workers.
Loko: 83
Not Loko: 80
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