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Bad loko: It waz new years and my boyfriend had been already drinking heavily when he defied a 4loko would be a good idea. By the end of the night I wouldn't have sex w. Him so he broke up w. Me as I was leaving he started to cry.. He woke up the next morning to a pissy girlfriend not knowing why.. Hm damn u loko
Loko: 46
Not Loko: 47
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LeBron James: This summer, I drank 3 four lokos and signed with the Miami Heat. We are only 9-8 so far this season and I'm now the most hated athlete on the planet. Thanks 4loko!
Loko: 46
Not Loko: 48
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LokoRy: Played Loko pong one night in my apartment had about 9 between 4 people I remember playing about 2 games then the next thing i know i am waking up on the balcony with throw up all over me walk inside and my front door is open and all the fire alarms had been ripped off the walls.... Damn i love 4 Loko's.
Loko: 46
Not Loko: 48
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lokobid: It was the thursday before halloween of this year. We were all dressed up and it was cute. I pre-gamed with a four loko. We went to the bar, drank some beer and played pong. That was the last thing I remember. I woke up super confused. I've been told that I drank way more, started screaming in the bar, and the bouncer told me he was gonna kick me out if I kept screaming. He turned around and I started screaming again and followed him as if I was going to fight him. And let's just say there was still vom in my hair the next morning. fourloko<3
Loko: 46
Not Loko: 49
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Lokoextreme: this website is gay.
Loko: 46
Not Loko: 49
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exister: Halloween morning at 8 am i was pan handeling and i ran into another local on my way to get a wake up beer. He stayed in my spot out front of the beer store and they got a delivery. When the dude came out he asked for a kick down and the dude gave him two cases of loko's grape and fruit punch. So when i returned i was happy to sum it up quick i got hammered like i do everyday and had a loko halloween. Thanx beer delevery man and thanx four loko
Loko: 46
Not Loko: 49
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Randall Handles: Woke up after a night of Four Loko, had two cans and a few other drinks - was butt naked in my bed, worst hangover of my entire life, and it was 3 in the afternoon. Walk into my living room after throwing some clothes on and my roommate looks fucking furious. Notice that my wallet, pants, cell-phone, belt etc. are in different corners of the room. He asks me how my night was - tell him I don't really remember. He assures me I had fun. How do you know? I ask. Because he stepped into the shower right onto a 5-inch high layer of my puke. Must have blacked out, gotten in the shower, and then puked while I was showering. Then gotten straight into bed. Four Loko makes roommates angry.
Loko: 46
Not Loko: 49
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elephant: drank 3 locos quickly ...sucked my dogs dick and shat on top of my parents TV and passed out
Loko: 46
Not Loko: 50
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2LOKO : I STAY UP IN MIAMI , FL , PARTY CITY USA . I THREW A PARTY AT MY SISTERS HOUSE INVITED SOME FRIENDS , HAD A DJ , AND BOUGHT SIX 4 LOKO'S . 3 OF THE SIX FOUR LOKO'S WERE MINE . SO I STARTED TAKING THESE CAN'S DOWN WATERMELON FLAVOR BY THE WAY . I REMEMBER TALKING TO PEOPLE IN THE VERY START OF THE PARTY , I TOOK SOME PICTURES WITH A COUPLE OF FRIENDS , THEN BOOM !!!! THATS ALL I REMEMBER . I WAKE UP AT 8 AM IN THE MOURNING NEXT TO MY GIRL FRIEND , AND GUESS WHAT GUY'S SHE WAS MAD . SHE STARTED TO EXPLAIN WHAT I HAVE DONE . SO IT STARTS WITH , I WAS DANCING WITH EVERY GIRL AT THE PARTY , I WAS BREAK DANCING , I STARTED WORKING A POLE WE HAD AT THE PARTY , I WAS BOOTY SHAKING , I WAS DRY HUMPING MY GIRL IN FRONT OF EVERY BODY. I GOT HALF NAKED , BUT I TEND TO DO THAT ALOT . I PICKD UP ONE OF MY 185 POUND HOMEGURLS AND DROPED HER ON HER BACK. MAN I SAW VIDEO THEY HAD TOOK OF ME AND THAT SHIT WAS WILD . SO I ENDED UP DRINKING 4 , 4LOKO'S AND SOME SHOTS OF PATRON , THIS IS THE AMAING PART , I WOKE UP AT 8AM WITH NO HANG OVER I FELT NORMAL JUST HUNGRY
Loko: 46
Not Loko: 50
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Dr Light Weight: It was a typical Saturday night, me and my friends looking for ways to get hurt. None of us had ever tried a Loko before, but we decided it was time to finally try. The 4 of us in the back of the homies car, one can for 2 people. We started drinking and ended up going to a friends kickback. The last thing I remember is yelling in the streets and coming home with the guy who was throwing the kickback. Apparatus I invited him inside my house and hooked up, then i spilled water all over my kitchen floor. I woke up in the middle of the night with my jeans and bra on, makeup still on my face, and contacts still in my eyes. I get up to see random shit all over my floor. I go to the bathroom and see that vomit was cleaned up by my mom, I told my parents I had a bad meal at Panda Express..
Loko: 46
Not Loko: 52
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