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p.dubs: i.drank.10.four.lokos.in.3.hours.and.then.was.so.drunk.i.tried.to.stick.a.baseball.bat.up.my.ass.and.when.i.got.it.up.there.it.got.stuck.and.i.had.to.take.a.butter.knife.and.pry.it.out.then.when.it.came.out.a.bunch.of.bloody.shit.came.pooring.out.and.my.girlfriend.was.so.drunk.to.she.wanted.to.use.it.as.lube.for.me.to.stick.it.in.her
Loko: 12
Not Loko: 18
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Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris drinks four loko.
Loko: 12
Not Loko: 18
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homoforloko: Its currenty 734pm wedsdaynight. bout to pop open a LOKO. to be continued.....
Loko: 12
Not Loko: 18
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fourlokoblackout: Well I drank one in 15 minutes and proceeded to drink 15 beers in about 2 and a half hours...and then proceeded (no memory of this at all) to fall down 2 flights of stairs in a stadium and completely missed the concert i was going in for because i was put in protective custody by the police. come out of black out in a cage and spent the night in a jail cell and then had to take a $100 cab ride to get my car which was 25 miles away as no one was coming to get me since it was 7AM. Blew a .208 at 3 in the morning and got put in protective custody at 7pm so i probably would have blown at least a .30 at that time. and this was all courtesy of FOUR LOKOOOOOO
Loko: 12
Not Loko: 19
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Boom: My friend has decided to make a series of videos glorifying LOKOs!! he also raps but this is his Kayne West like Four Loko story. Not spam watch this video its hilarious. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br25EFraPI8
Loko: 12
Not Loko: 19
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kat: ok so im in high school i drank to of these and i didnt even get a fucking buzz comon people learn how to hold ur alchol
Loko: 12
Not Loko: 20
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FULOKOHEADS: My sister-in-laws boyfriend pissed all over my dads car after arguing with us cause we wouldnt take him back to the beer store for more. This drink is sick and really needs to be band. All these stories show how dumb you all are making yourself look. Ive been drinking for well over 10 years now and I drink mostly rum and jager and have never ever acted in such away. Nor have any of my fellow friends. But all of my sister-in-laws friends drink it who are much younger then me and everyone of them either black-out or act a fool. Next thing you know you all are gonna end up in jail or worse either raped or dead.
Loko: 12
Not Loko: 20
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LOKO Larry: Well, I (LOKO Larry) got so LOKO'D out with my main bro LOKO Lance that I shit my pants really hard. Like it was bleeding through my pants. Then my bro LOKO Lance shit his pants to from laughing so hard, and from pounding some LOKO puss. Then I yelled, "hey mom!! Me and LOKO lance shit are pants. Fuck You!!" Then we switched pants, multiple times throught the morning before work. When we got to work, we told our to boss to "fuck you!" Then we beat the shit out of him with are shoes. After the cops got done macing us, we beat the shit out of them with 4 LOKO cans. then we partied with the cops, hard!! with hookers, and LOKO'S, and male hookers. after drinking 18 4 LOKO'S,my heart was beating faster than the flash's. then me and LOKO Lance blew a donkey, twice. after we blacked out we woke the next morning with 15 mexican male hookers, bags of tacos, and billy baldwin. thanks LOKO!!!!!!!
Loko: 12
Not Loko: 21
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love four loko: Heythere I don't see what ppls problem is I drink like two to.three all the time.I even do youtube vdeos. My user is joelmacdermid69 and drink them in under three minutes. So theses people are crazy on here.no side affects at allo. Same as drinking yagbombs what's the different...learn how to drink u dummmys
Loko: 12
Not Loko: 23
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blackoutcity: so my freinds and i started drinking lokos are 12 in the afternoon and kept drinking throughout the day then i went to a party at 9pm at my freinds and a girl had drinked one loko and was falling everywhere and hitting on everyone making a fool of her self. rookie
Loko: 12
Not Loko: 23
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