Here are some Loko Stories:

MKU: Active ingredients: Maca root, 250mg Horny goat weed, 500mg. That's right. Horny goat weed. My friend, L, works at a major corporate drugstore. One day he found a pill bottle of the stuff with the outer plastic seal broken, but the inner foil seal intact. Company policy says they can't sell it if a seal is broken, condition, so L pocketed it. Fast forwards to the following weekend. L, my girlfriend, and I are each sipping on some 4loko, and we get the great idea to take some horny goat weed. That was our second mistake. "Take two per day with meals as a dietary supplement." I eyed the bottle, passed L and my GF a pill each, and tossed one back. After drunkenly peer pressuring eachother, I eventually swallow two more. Sure enough, an hour down the line, my girlfriend and I run off to the bedroom. Normally we hit some technical difficulties if we've both been drinking before doin' the do, but this time everything flows just fine. In the raging maelstrom of drunk, caffeinated, and horny goat weed fueled sex, she tells me to turn her over (switch positions). I lift her up, lose balance, and her head smacks into the windowsill with a LOUD bang. "Oh fuck, are you okay, baby?" -"Uh, yeah, I'm fine."(insinuating I should keep going) Next morning rolls around, she has a throbbing headache but otherwise seems fine. However, that evening at work she gets extremely dizzy and leaves work to go the emergency room. Doctors diagnosed her with a concussion. A fucking concussion. I drank 4loko, took horny goat weed, and gave my girlfriend a concussion.
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Drunk: i had never had a 4loko in my life but heard they were great. so i decided to try one. i finished the whole thing and all i remember what dancing in my friends garage to my ringtone, taking hideous pictures on my friends camera, and making out with one of my best guy friends. i love 4lokos. they're a great excuse to do whatever you want.
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Bob Saget: I drank 3 four lokos the night before halloween and was walking down the street around 12 at night holding hands with a guy and screaming FUKN FAGGOTs at everyone that i saw
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ohh...crap!: me and my mates had smuggled some 4 lokos into our house (by smuggled i meen my dads a cop and there banned in england) some being 6 cans. anyways i got totally hammerd drinking 3 all in more or less 1 go's and i found myself in mcdonalds facing the manager having to explain the reason one of his tables had smashed up , and worse still dad found out and i got absolutely crapped on grounded for 2 months AND got a warning for drinkin illegal drinks. LOL!
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wvuballer: So I had a loko before but decided to have two this time. We just happened to be at Miami of Ohio for a baseball trip, so I had no clue where I was at. I finished both my lokos in less than an hour and we went to some party and that is the last think I remember. I looked back through all my text and don't remember anything for 3 hours of my life. I was picked up outside a Kroger by my teammates a mile and half away from the house party. Where did I go?
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brotastic: i remember my first and second loko.... but not my third
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DUB: So on a random Thursday night me and a couple of my friends(one who happens to work for 4 Loko) decide we didn't have nothing else to do so we were going to grab two 4 Lokos apiece. After about one and a half and a couple shots of Cuervo that's when I said to myself "I'm not going to make it". I ended up falling asleep at my friends house, which I don't remember and waking up a couple hours later. When I woke up all I saw was blood on the sheets from my knee being busted and my friend comes in the room and says "what the hell happened last night it sound like you fell into something". I didn't know what she was talking about because I don't remember even getting up. Then I decide to get out the bed and stand up and that's when I realize my fuckin shin is swollen, my knee is busted, and my ribs are bruised as shit. It hurt for me to laugh for two weeks and I still don't remember what happened......Oh yea, and supposedly I fell into some furniture and broke some shit, but I won't know how because I was banned from her house.
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ladylips: After about 5 fourloko's I went to a party....and found myself after on the roof of my cousins car and then about 3hrs later I was running down the street naked for about 3hrs
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shum: my friend and i decided to go and buy some breakfast after being drinking a lot of beer and (2 each ) four lokos.... then my sister had to pick us up both of us lost walking on a main street without sandals and looking like a homeless... the car that we used to being driving was at a restaurant dont even why.....
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Some dude: I was hanging out with friends in the city one Friday night, I live three hours driving away from DC. After three lokos and a few beers, I blacked out. I woke up in my bed at home the next morning with 24 missed calls and texts trying to figure out where I went. Turns out I drove home and didn't get pulled over or hit anything.
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