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J-Na Na Nasssty: the other night me and Rambo drank some loko and then we raped "The Most Awesome People Ever" in some Canasta...16,015 to 5,895...did we break it?...did...did...did we break it? ...new record?...i'm just sayin...
Loko: 62
Not Loko: 50
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The Kid Curtis: Pre-gamed hard with a four loko and plenty of shots before going to a Miami club. I preceded to use my fake ID to get in and sneak a bottle of captain Morgan in with me. From there, I blacked out, the next thing I remember is waking up on the couch of a friend's apartment. My buddy told me that I ended up throwing up in the girl's bathroom and then tried hopping on a frat bus.
Loko: 62
Not Loko: 53
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Central.is.gay: It was a pleasant evening when my Central Washington University freshman buddies had a four loko party. After 3 lokos and some shots we realized that Loko gets you intoxicated (wait? its not just an Energy drink??). Suddenly, things weren't so pleasant. The cops got called, laughed at us for being unable to hold our liquor, and hospitalized everyone. Because I'm a bitch and can't drink, no one in Washington should be able to drink either (only logical) so as of today, Loko is now banned in my state. Now I can't wait for next week's Beer Bong party. I've never used one before but it sounds fun.
Loko: 62
Not Loko: 56
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Diggler: Drank a 4 loco, after being a chemist all night at the pub. Went on FB, and decided to type a "blacked out comment". The next day i woke up with a hand full of Coco Butter and tissue paper in the other... At least my pants were still on, so is that still considered premeditated masterbation? True story!
Loko: 62
Not Loko: 57
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Wilson the Hammock Man: Need to pass out after drinking too much loko? Check out these sweet camping hammocks!
verth: After blacking out, going to a bar and drinking the rag beer, we threw an afterparty at our place where truth or dare was played, and tits were shook at downtown atlanta traffic until cars honked. at 4am. then there were the 3 orgies that i don't remember either. thanks, four loko, the drug DARE warned you about.
Loko: 62
Not Loko: 61
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daneeeel : I played a really metal metal show and had a few beers. I then went back to my friend's house. Night of Demons, or something, was playing. I'd never had a fourloko before, and my friend had stockpiled some. I drank a quarter can and was wrecked! I had to have my girlfriend drive me home, as my world was spinning and consciousness fundamentally altered. I WAS LOKO'D!
Loko: 62
Not Loko: 62
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DO WANT: i read how to brew it, i want it, do the locators predict its presence in ireland soon? otherwise will somebody ship me some? or at least some jolly ranchers and st. ides? (we have monster here)
Loko: 62
Not Loko: 62
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Abraham Lincoln: Freed the slaves. Fuck Four Lokos
Loko: 62
Not Loko: 63
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Whatever: How fabulous it is to glorify drunk behavior which leads to death, abuse, and mayhem. What a great recollection of losers and lowlifes. Kudos to the creators of Four Loko. Not.
Loko: 62
Not Loko: 64
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AustinBicep: After Effects of My 4 Loko Experience Caught on Youtube. http://www.youtube.com/my_videos?feature=mhum
Loko: 62
Not Loko: 66
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