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Walktogetherock: I made loko bombs with orange vodka and cranberry lemonade. Then drank them with friends and didn't puke. TOP THAT NERDS!!!!
Loko: 63
Not Loko: 72
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tallyloko: drank 4 4lokos on the 4th of july, stood on top of my friends sun roof and while she drove around while i was in a pink speedo noly
Loko: 63
Not Loko: 73
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Chuckie Holt: The other night I chugged 2 four locos. I got shit faced reallly fast! When I was at a party, my friend's drunk grandmother was there too. Shw grinding up on me and because I was so drunk, I liked it :) After that we were led to her room. As we were about to do it, her husband walked in the room. Me, being so out of it, said, " hey do u want to join in the fun?"
Loko: 63
Not Loko: 74
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toxicwaste: The other night I drank 3 four lokos and I've been shitting water since
Loko: 63
Not Loko: 75
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Young LoKo: My friends and I were at my apartment one night. First time all of us had drank Four LoKo at once. My friend broke one of my roommate's bedroom door because apparently we all agreed it would be a good idea for him to throw himself at it, and he went right through it. My other friend was barely able to move on his hands and knees but somehow managed to crawl to my other roommate's bedroom door and (while on all fours) headbutt the base of the door until it cracked into two. I woke up the next morning in bed with a very naked and very, ethnic, girl next to me. Long live Four LoKo!
Loko: 63
Not Loko: 76
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Jamal: Does work and hides rohypnol taste. A++
Loko: 63
Not Loko: 78
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Tr0n: yo dawg u don even kno - my niggas get dat drink, dat LOKO drink, dat LOKO drink. jeah!!!11! me and my nigga Qwan 8 LOKO every damn day fo realz keepin dat shit on lock. we be out slappin bitches str8 up pukin in cups son!!1!!1 last time i drank dat shit i woke up in da middle of a dice game - clickety clack muthfucka - burnt up dos dollahs and snorted da shit out dat cash money!!11!!!
Loko: 63
Not Loko: 80
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not a pussy: You guys really need to step up your alcohol tolerance...Jesus Christ, you drink a few of these things and turn into total chaos? What is wrong with you people? Better switch back to natty light or something damn...
Loko: 62
Not Loko: 29
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Germanic: went camping for bachelor party woke up with a 4loko can up my ass and what I believe to be semen in and around my mouth
Loko: 62
Not Loko: 36
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moatshark: I've never tried four loco. After reading some of this shit, I don't think I ever will. (I know some of it is bullshit). The thought of being totally out of control just doesn't do anything for me. My brother was into pot and alcohol. Trouble followed that dude everywhere he went. Why do people want to drive after they get wasted? Once somebody gets killed it's too late for "I'm sorry".
Loko: 62
Not Loko: 44
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