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FlipMc: Drank 2 4lokos and didn't know if she was a dude or a guy...
Loko: 33
Not Loko: 39
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Justyne: I drank three four lokos, have no memory of the night, and woke up with no pants on in someone's bed.
Loko: 33
Not Loko: 39
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ohhnooo: lokos are not intended for nights where you plan on getting laid... dick in the dirt
Loko: 33
Not Loko: 39
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loko girl: One night a friend and I went to our friend's apartment so I could be apart of her first Loko experience. Thinking I was pro, since I have had them before, I drank about two and she drank one. Although it did no affect her too much, I apparently ran around with scissors claiming I was Harry Potter. I then ran into all the walls in our friend's apartment since I couldn't feel anything. I finally ended up sleeping on the bathroom floor. Guess I wasn't as "pro" as i thought.
Loko: 33
Not Loko: 40
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2Loko: Was supposed to babysit my niece, started drinking 4loko, got 8loko deep and was too drunk to drive to my neices. Shes now dead. Proceeded to get 12loko and had a friend drive my car to the bar and woke up back at my place with no idea where I went and where my car is. It's been 3 days and I still don't know where my car is.
Loko: 33
Not Loko: 40
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DJ T.Knight: Ok so im having like an old group of high school buddies over my house and i got a lemon four loko and chugged it in about thirty seconds then proceeded to have Oj and vodka. I awoke the next morning to find out that I was loud and obnoxious the whole night. Everything that i picked up i threw to the ground and screamed in laughter. I got in an argument with my girl because i took my dick out and started playing with it in the living room. So i proceeded to go to sleep in the shed. My mom grabbed me and pulled me in the house. Went over to the piano and started playing with my friend matt. Then i turned and laughed wicked loud at my cousin who just fell and she almost cried. Talked to my mom i guess about deep stuff then went downstairs and slept. FUCK LEGISLATORS AND THEIR AGENDAS TO TAKE LOKOS OFF THE SHELVES. THEY'D RATHER HAVE US DRINK THE MUCH SAFER BACARDI 151 INSTEAD
Loko: 33
Not Loko: 40
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Joko: I was attending a convention in Ohio, when I discovered the wondrous effects of a magical drink called Four Loko. I was offered one by a nice man that was only allowed to drink one amongst his bag of four 23 oz. cans. I grabbed a Watermelon flavored concoction, and ingested the sweet nectar of fruity goodness. I decided I wanted to share my experience with two of my favorite male companions, so I immediately got on my phone encouraging them to join me in losing my Four Loko virginity. I had finished my first can when they made it to the hotel, and luckily they came bearing a bag of more cans of the delicious beverage. They offered me an Orange flavored Four Loko, as we walked around the convention delightfully fueled by the caffeine and 12% alcohol. I attempted to introduce my friends to the various B-List celebrities at the convention, and even hook one of their unruly friends with a cute horror gal in the convention halls. Eventually the effects of the drink started to take a toll when I was leading my male friends into the men?s restroom for some private interaction. There was joke playing when a good guy friend pissed on some flyers chucked in urinals, and a few shared kisses followed fueled by Loko. Afterwards, we hung out in the corridor where we took some pictures, and had a hickie giving contest on both sides of my neck. We then ventured into the men?s restroom once more, where I tried to get in a certain friend of interest?s pants besides all the profuse making out that was going on between us, but was unsuccessful as a male patron entered the bathroom cockblocking us. The surprise was so sudden that my partner pulled pants up and ran out still wearing condom. Needless to say, Four Loko made this traditional convention one of the most memorable times of my life!
Loko: 33
Not Loko: 41
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nomoloko4me: Omg my girls and I decided to go out for my bestie's birthday...we were all kinda broke so we decided to drink b4 we got to the bar....my friend and I downed a grape 4 loko within 15 mins everybody else is still sippi on theirs....we get into the bar and everything is going good were having a great time...b4 I knew the 4loko crept up on us and the whole room was spinning and I was super hot...I fucked around and was too hot and decided to go outside but forgot that the club had stairs I fell down the flight lmao...and stayed at the bottom for bout an hour...my friend that downed it with me passed out in the club and security had to carry her out....shit was super crazy that night
Loko: 33
Not Loko: 41
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JOHNNYLOKO : 4lokos got banned everywhere because of stupid fucks that cant control there liquor... and yes you white people!!! That get all retarded when they drink to much and end up in the ER... plain DUMB White people cant handle malt liquor. Sad but true dont get mad im only being real...
Loko: 33
Not Loko: 41
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GottaLove4Lokos: i went camping (with my family)decided to pop a pill&drink a four loko and 5 beers seemed like a hell of an idea. after drunk dialing my boyfriend, i jumped into the lake half naked.started making out with my cousins cousin(not blood related) blacked out for god knows how long.... woke up to him banging me in the sand,threw him off of me when i realized what was going on, then he decided to finish off himself,FML.
Loko: 33
Not Loko: 42
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