went camping for bachelor party woke up with a 4loko can up my ass and what I believe to be semen in and around my mouth
Maca root, 250mg
Horny goat weed, 500mg.
That's right. Horny goat weed.
My friend, L, works at a major corporate drugstore. One day he found a pill bottle of the stuff with the outer plastic seal broken, but the inner foil seal intact. Company policy says they can't sell it if a seal is broken, condition, so L pocketed it.
Fast forwards to the following weekend. L, my girlfriend, and I are each sipping on some 4loko, and we get the great idea to take some horny goat weed. That was our second mistake. "Take two per day with meals as a dietary supplement." I eyed the bottle, passed L and my GF a pill each, and tossed one back. After drunkenly peer pressuring eachother, I eventually swallow two more.
Sure enough, an hour down the line, my girlfriend and I run off to the bedroom. Normally we hit some technical difficulties if we've both been drinking before doin' the do, but this time everything flows just fine. In the raging maelstrom of drunk, caffeinated, and horny goat weed fueled sex, she tells me to turn her over (switch positions). I lift her up, lose balance, and her head smacks into the windowsill with a LOUD bang.
"Oh fuck, are you okay, baby?"
-"Uh, yeah, I'm fine."(insinuating I should keep going)
Next morning rolls around, she has a throbbing headache but otherwise seems fine. However, that evening at work she gets extremely dizzy and leaves work to go the emergency room. Doctors diagnosed her with a concussion. A fucking concussion.
I drank 4loko, took horny goat weed, and gave my girlfriend a concussion.
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smuggled 12 cans of loko over the border into Canada for a friend who was desperate to try it. Got him 6 loko deep (1 1/2 cans) and that was enough for him to wind up passing out in a local park in the wet grass getting mosquito bitten while yelling "fuck loko" and calling me a stupid fucking american
i would have left him there to die but i didn't know how to get back to my hotel without paying a $30 cab fare so I waited for him to get up and stumble back. I sat back on the floor of his apartment and waited to fall asleep while giggling to myself as he dry heaved into his toilet and his cat hid in a closet. I myself was a full 12 loko and was just fine. If you can't party with the big boys, don't show up. Fuck you Canada!
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drank 2 four lokos, ate some fondue and puked all over myself, on a chair, and in the sink. the rest i dont remember
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Bodega Empire. When four loko was outlawed, outlaws went loko.
it was my first month of college, so naturally i felt like getting obliterated without fear of consequences. decided to try a fabled four loko-lemonande flavor to be exact...along with lemon smirnoff, jack daniels, and two natty lights. i'm a thin 17 year-old girl. the last thing i remember is puking on my best friend's bed and banging my head on a toilet seat. i woke up spooning a trash can with a small mountain on my forehead that hurt like a bitch. not to mention i had a hangover that would've made zeus's balls shrink. needless to say, it was a great night.
So saturday for halloween I decided to drink 2 four lokos throughout the day, one in the morning one at night, fine after the one during the day and a few beers. Once i drank the second one some 9 hours later along with a few mixed drinks ended up not remembering anything from my friends halloween party he had at his frat. Was told the next morning i was staring at a group of girls whom i then attempted to dance with and got denied, was woooooing like ric flair so much i still have no voice and it is 2 days later, ended up throwing up and passing out in the community bathroom of the frat, had my friend pick me up and carry me into his room were i passed out for about 3 hours, then finally got a ride home from my friend, tried entering my code for my garage door and that didnt work, finally had to end the night by knocking on the door to get my parents to let me in and woke up the next morning without my keys, wallet, or cell phone. So as much fun as that night was I regeret to say I will never drink four loko again but thank you for the craziest halloween night of my life!
suked a dick in my room n the shit wuz da best thx 4 loko
me and my friend drank 3 four lockos each,, in his room playing x box, getting drunk talking shit to people on live next thing i remmember is waking up, us two butt naked in his bed, then i left his house and we never spoke again CRAZY SHIT THOSE THIGS WILL DO TO U.