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Jack: I threw up, A LOT :(
Loko: 16
Not Loko: 20
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Chris V: I had myself some Lokos, and ate a fistful of turkey, which ended up being my friend's house cat, it's name was Tim, we tried to save it but I was already deep into its organs
Loko: 16
Not Loko: 20
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lillok: so i had boyfriend that i dated for a year and we nevr fucked. he moved to a different state across america and then he came back two summers later. my friend, his friend, and him and I hung out and of course we had to go for the damn loko in the Gas station. now i know why these things were banned. ok...we went to his old house, fucked, went skinny dipping in a neighborhood across town, and played on a jungle gym, and puked allllllllll over the guys car seat, in which we stopped at a car wash to clean up. all of which i only remember by a sore vagina, a bruised arm from falling off the monkey bars, and curly hair from getting it wwt. i dont even remember where the guy lives now. thanks loko.
Loko: 16
Not Loko: 20
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Habel: i was drinking for loco, n so was some friends, one of them had alot! i mean ALOT just yacking n then they just fell to the floor and before u know it....DEAD in front of all of us
Loko: 16
Not Loko: 20
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4LokoFailWin: My friends and I were passing around a couple of 4lokos like weed, taking swigs of each nasty-ass flavor. We made it to the dance party, but after chugging a beer I decided the line for the bathroom was too long, so I went outside and peed in the bushes. But then I couldn't get back in, somehow belligerently yelling at the security guards did nothing to help my cause. I ran into some other friends and we went back to their place, where we all proceeded to make out with each other. Then, apparently I thought one of her suite mates was cute because next thing I know we're banging! What I didn't know was that the window was open and all of his friends were watching/ filming the encounter (I bitched him out the next day and got him to delete it - political scandal averted.) As I was walking back, my douchebag fratboy ex-boyfriend called me and told me he and his best friend are waiting in my room. When I get there, I find out they've each had two 4lokos and are drinking a third. I proceed to steal copious sips and thus go into a blackout. I come to getting eaten out by who I first assume to be my ex, but it's actually his best friend! Apparently, we banged all night, and I was moaning and screaming so loud my friends two floors up heard me. But since neither of us knew we banged, he didn't realize that that was why he couldn't get hard in the morning, and thus he proceeded to eat me out for a long, pleasurable time. As a result, my ex hates me (but not his friend, hmmmm) but hey, it happens. Best part of the story: The last time my friends saw me, I was bringing both my ex and his best friend into my room. And when I woke up, there were a pair of boxer briefs that I'm 90% sure are my ex's. In which case, I probably had a threesome with him and his friend! Which is especially hilarious cause they would so not be cool with male-on-male action. What's sad is that either no one possesses knowledge of this event or whoever does isn't saying anything...
Loko: 16
Not Loko: 20
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shum: my friend and i decided to go and buy some breakfast after being drinking a lot of beer and (2 each ) four lokos.... then my sister had to pick us up both of us lost walking on a main street without sandals and looking like a homeless... the car that we used to being driving was at a restaurant dont even why.....
Loko: 16
Not Loko: 20
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loko slither-jacked: I'll make this short a sweet. Numerous beers, shots, and 2 lokos a peice for me and my buddy. It ended up with him mooning a taxi cab, in the middle of a major intersection(the exact intersection will be left out for legal reasons) and me pushing him into an a/c window unit, which fell through the window along with my freind, right into someones living room....opps, loko-licious. The next day it continued with blacking out, hitting a curb while driving and shouting at random pedestrians, and being just all around buligerant and drunk.
Loko: 16
Not Loko: 20
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Mandi4ever: I think lemon-lime LOKO is awesome! I have struggled with weight gain/loss since I was 15. 2 cans of Loko will make you puke until it hurts and you will shit your butthole inside out. I'm finally in a size 2!!. Thanks Crack-in-a-Can!!!
Loko: 16
Not Loko: 21
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the loko master: the good thing about four loko is you might not always remember but at least one of your friends does....
Loko: 16
Not Loko: 21
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Mikeyy: Drank a Loko to start the night. Drank another in bp....blah blah ran from cops in a park, threw up in walmart parking lot...woke up this morning not remembering what happened after
Loko: 16
Not Loko: 22
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