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4LokoFailWin: My friends and I were passing around a couple of 4lokos like weed, taking swigs of each nasty-ass flavor. We made it to the dance party, but after chugging a beer I decided the line for the bathroom was too long, so I went outside and peed in the bushes. But then I couldn't get back in, somehow belligerently yelling at the security guards did nothing to help my cause. I ran into some other friends and we went back to their place, where we all proceeded to make out with each other. Then, apparently I thought one of her suite mates was cute because next thing I know we're banging! What I didn't know was that the window was open and all of his friends were watching/ filming the encounter (I bitched him out the next day and got him to delete it - political scandal averted.) As I was walking back, my douchebag fratboy ex-boyfriend called me and told me he and his best friend are waiting in my room. When I get there, I find out they've each had two 4lokos and are drinking a third. I proceed to steal copious sips and thus go into a blackout. I come to getting eaten out by who I first assume to be my ex, but it's actually his best friend! Apparently, we banged all night, and I was moaning and screaming so loud my friends two floors up heard me. But since neither of us knew we banged, he didn't realize that that was why he couldn't get hard in the morning, and thus he proceeded to eat me out for a long, pleasurable time. As a result, my ex hates me (but not his friend, hmmmm) but hey, it happens. Best part of the story: The last time my friends saw me, I was bringing both my ex and his best friend into my room. And when I woke up, there were a pair of boxer briefs that I'm 90% sure are my ex's. In which case, I probably had a threesome with him and his friend! Which is especially hilarious cause they would so not be cool with male-on-male action. What's sad is that either no one possesses knowledge of this event or whoever does isn't saying anything...
Loko: 14
Not Loko: 16
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ruined : I go jwu in providene and this was my first time ever drinking for loko about a day before halloween I shot gunned three four lokos blacked out woke up the next day in my shirt and boxer on a bench in front of a river walked back into my dorm have naked on sight was told to wait for saftey and security apparently last I was running down the halls being on doors sat down on the floor masterbated till I cummed on my own costume. Then ran out of the dorm picked a fight with the handicapped kid and stole his crutchs needless to say I'm expelled and going to alcoholics anynamous and am banned from ever stepping on campus again thanks four loko you will be missed
Loko: 14
Not Loko: 16
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BEAST the III: I live in a fraternity house so i am quite acquianted with alcohol. I had two four lokos for the first time last night. We started pounding away at a friends apartment and decided to go to the local drunk eatery to get our munch on. THere we started a fight with two offensive linemen from the college football team. I dont remember much but i do remember putting a guy into a cholkhold while my friend punch the shit out of his stomach. The owner of the establishment came out, broke up the fight and told us that we were never welcome there again. I somehow managed to stumble my way back to the house and got into my room when I couldnt find my laptop and proceeded to flip a shit. I left three very offensive voicemails on my roomates phone, called some random guy and told him to suck a dick, and flipped a 200 pound couch into the air and watched it land on and break my table. I then flipped over the other couch, kicked the beer pong table and punched a hole through it. I then poured beer into my roomates fishtank and posted up angry post its that told people to fuck off. i also threw my roomates laundry all over the room. when he came back i stormed him and asked "who stole my laptop" when he calmly said its on your bed. OH MY BAD. THen I thanked God and cried into the couch. Fell asleep with uggs on. the best night I never remembered. THanks four Loko
Loko: 14
Not Loko: 16
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Mandi4ever: I think lemon-lime LOKO is awesome! I have struggled with weight gain/loss since I was 15. 2 cans of Loko will make you puke until it hurts and you will shit your butthole inside out. I'm finally in a size 2!!. Thanks Crack-in-a-Can!!!
Loko: 14
Not Loko: 17
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jim: shot a ton of heroin and drank a four loko. it was fun. do it.
Loko: 14
Not Loko: 17
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4loko4ever: Me, my girl and my girls home girl drank 3 four lokos each after blacking out I woke up wit to two sexy naked women! I think I got some ass but I don't remember......
Loko: 14
Not Loko: 17
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Jack: I threw up, A LOT :(
Loko: 14
Not Loko: 17
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df: i ate a puppy, just kidding, i didnt really do anything all that crazy........
Loko: 14
Not Loko: 17
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BahaJOKES: So three of my friends came to visit, we managed to share a couple 4lokos, we ended up riding a drunk bus downtown to a bar, proceeded to drink more there. By the end of the night we were all seperated, one woke up in a hotel, one woke up at a random school, one woke up at a house and one woke up in an unlocked random car. Needless to say the way we got in contact with each other was via fbook message the next morning...where are you? Bahahaha it was like the hangover 2 recreate.
Loko: 14
Not Loko: 18
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Habel: i was drinking for loco, n so was some friends, one of them had alot! i mean ALOT just yacking n then they just fell to the floor and before u know it....DEAD in front of all of us
Loko: 14
Not Loko: 18
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