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LocoPolka: I never had any of these. You are all either in jail, sleeping in your feces and vomit, or cheating. Happy Thanksgiving!
Loko: 121
Not Loko: 97
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Uhhh: Iite so Im with my boy and we hit a coupld blunts and shit. Then we meet with 3 white boys who stole about 6 lokos. Then I popped some shrooms and started drinkin 4 lokos. If anyone here can rememberthe rest of my night please let me know.
Loko: 121
Not Loko: 102
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fourloko animal: while experiencing the college must do of panama city spring break which also landed on my 21st birthday, I chugged a 4loko immediatley after arrival. two hours later i came out of my blackout in a shower with a random guy....... happy birthday to me!
Loko: 121
Not Loko: 115
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J-money: so me and my friends each got 2 lokos and a fifth of jose cuervo. we killed it in like an hour and went out to the bars. on the way there we called numerous girls sluts and started some shit with a family of mexicans. got to the bar got a round of shots and then saw this guy i didnt like so i walked up to him and punched him in the face. the bouncers got involved so my friends started fighting the bouncers, knocked two of them out. got thrown out started talking more shit then picked up a cab asap and once in the cab one of my friends called the black cab driver a nigga and he kick us out and we walked the rest of the way after that.
Loko: 121
Not Loko: 116
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locoloko: SO I had this idea of hosting a four loko party.... now i have 4 felony charges pending (probably?), a shattered window, there is a dog in my living room (wtf?), and enough of what appears to be blood and semen to fill a bathtub. i hate four loko, but i love it
Loko: 121
Not Loko: 116
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joose is better: Last time I drank a four loko I mugged a bum and got raped by a crack whore, and I gave her AIDS. Now she's all like " damn white boy how'd you get them AIDS?" an I just be like "blame on the loko, yoko" (she was asian).
Loko: 121
Not Loko: 120
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loookkkooo: 1 Four Loko + 3 Tall Boys + 3 shots = $30 in alcohol...this all led to $650 in damages. One night turned into a $700 blow out.
Loko: 121
Not Loko: 121
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Bodega Empire: if you like four loko watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpa8kCYHzYU Bodega Empire. When four loko was outlawed, outlaws went loko.
Loko: 121
Not Loko: 121
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Ed: I drank 2 fourlokos before going out and began to pay for my drinks at the bar with the tip jar money. Go loko
Loko: 121
Not Loko: 128
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So Sad: On november 18 four lokos will be banned in Washington state. Not so loko if you ask me....
Loko: 121
Not Loko: 128
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