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Gines: I decided to drink 3 and id share my loko story but i dont remember anything. All i know is 3 4lokos= massive hangover
Loko: 74
Not Loko: 82
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Grim Greg: Me and my bro decided to have a bonding sesh. While I was chillin with a few beers, he decides to try to match me and put away 4 in the period of a few hours. The next day, I sat by his hospital bed as the life slipped out of his body. FML
Loko: 74
Not Loko: 83
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bobby boxcar: the other night while i was all loko i repeatedly went up to one of my few black friends screaming "***** you're a n****r but it's okay because i am down for the cause." i then apparently kept going up to another black friend of mine laughing about how he's a n****r too with a huge smile. i then went into my friends sleeping bag and peed inside of it. i then got up and must have found out that a dog had peed in my bed but for some reason i slept only in the dog pee despite my queen sized bed and couch.
Loko: 74
Not Loko: 83
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MilesLoko: ¿Alguien ha sido realmente la medida aun cuando decidió utilizar incluso ir quiere hacer parecen más?
Loko: 74
Not Loko: 84
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4LOKO MASTER: i have TOO many 4loko stories. mostly "hey mister" drunkies on the streets of Alavarado....get the loks (Watermelon, or orange when is HOT), in some cases ive lost a wallet with $200, fallen down a hill while hiking at 2am, lost many hats, drunk text messages, calling teachers and leaving voicemail about how much we appreciate them, thrown up in friends restroom in the 11th floor, some random asian guy was mad and told me to clean it up so i ran down 11flights of stairs, fallen asleep in random peoples homes only to wake up the next morning and realize i was late to work, had many vulnerable moments, felt great, woken up feeling even more drunk, taken weird ass pictures, taking taxis to get home, argued with friends, party hoping, trying to get into 21&over clubs, mischievous nights in the streets on hollywood,silverlake and echo park, telling friends i miss them,....and most of all felt really LOKO!!! for the non-spanish speakers that means CRAZY! ps. this is nothing in specific. i dont want to take the time to elaborate on what i consider, my darkest 4LOKO memories AND mixing a 4loko with any other hard liquor only makes your night more memorable! (or LESS) =D
Loko: 74
Not Loko: 85
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Snuggles: Ok so my x was like lets have a little party.So me and my friend and him and his friend got like 10 four lokos and went to a friends house.There we hung and had lots of fun.Id say almost my third one it kicked in and i was severly messed up.I was goin to the car with my boyfriend and fell down two flights of stairs.Passed out in front of his car and was laughed at.Then went back upstairs and procided to puke my brains out.Four lokos suck.Had my first hangover from drinking ever.Could barly walk for two days it was awful.
Loko: 74
Not Loko: 86
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WTF 4 LOKOS: I DRANK 4 LOKOS....WENT TO THA CLUB DANCED WITH TWO CHICKS BROUGHT DEM HOME....FUCKED EM, PASSED OUT. WOKE UP THA NEXT MORNING WITH SHIT ON MY DICK AN TWO GUYZ IN MY BED...LUCKLY MY ASS WASN'T SORE....DID I MENTION I'M NOT GAY THANKS 4 LOKOS
Loko: 74
Not Loko: 87
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Loko kills: this girl txts me "i need to get laid". i respond " i hear ya" since the vibe as of late was that kinda thing wasn't really on the sched. then i txted " u suck" (having something to do with earlier int he day) " i will not but i will get laid. Come her5e" i shoot back " be there in a few". Standing in the liqour store bout to buy some beer for myself and decide to grab four of the LOKOs since the name suggests, and a six of bud. get to her house and we take a trip to grab condoms and lube. fuck right away. then start drinking. some sumo pillow fighting gay shit break out, followed by a raiding of stop and shop raid to grab 6 stouffer dinners. its time to leave as i have work in the AM but im tied to a chair in duck tape. some indian kid slides me some scissors but i dont make it far before im seduced in th bathroom for another sesh. this time its a bit better with more lube, mabye a litle too much, because the condom got stuck in her. so i i had to fish it out of vag for about a 1/2 hour while she flexed her vasheem. finally got it out and she cried ubntil i left. SUPPORTLOKO
Loko: 74
Not Loko: 87
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Wetmore beach: Had a bonfire on the beach, decided i couldnt go home, and slept at a totally random persons house 3 miles away from the beach. My 2 buddies were in the living room, passed out. i woke them up, got in my truck (which was parked sideways in the yard) and left. I got home and discovered a slice of pizza in my pocket, and had grass in my ass. RIP 4loko's
Loko: 74
Not Loko: 88
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Young LoKo: My friends and I were at my apartment one night. First time all of us had drank Four LoKo at once. My friend broke one of my roommate's bedroom door because apparently we all agreed it would be a good idea for him to throw himself at it, and he went right through it. My other friend was barely able to move on his hands and knees but somehow managed to crawl to my other roommate's bedroom door and (while on all fours) headbutt the base of the door until it cracked into two. I woke up the next morning in bed with a very naked and very, ethnic, girl next to me. Long live Four LoKo!
Loko: 74
Not Loko: 89
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