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david blaze: My first experience with loko started with pregaming one. before we left for the bar i chugged 3 beers and grabbed one for the ride. after getting to the bar i proceeded to shots and drink beer directly from the pitcher. I then acquired a cheap cigar and made everyone in the bar mad because it smelled so horrible. While there i notice that my current girlfriend had ran into my ex girlfriend and ex hung around us all night which was awkward to say the least. We ended up going to another bar in a limo where i continuously spit on the floor and at people even after being told to stop. We went into the next bar where i started buying everyone shots and buying beer only to drop them and spill them instead of drinking them. we then discover that our ride has left and we have no way home so my ex ends up taking me, my girlfriend and 2 of my other friends back to my house. i can confirm none of this from my own memory but this is the story as it was told to me later. I can tell you that i woke up at 12 the next day still very much shit faced and stayed drunk until around 3 when i pulled over in a liquor store parking to puke. All in all i made myself believe that fourlokos were cursed and i have never had another one. but it does make for a great story.
Loko: 43
Not Loko: 43
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Loko: 43
Not Loko: 44
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Daytonaboy: So last night my friends and I decided to pre-game with some four loko before we went to the club. When we got there we got over 21 stamps and into the VIP room. After copious amounts of shots and beer the night began to pop. this girls tits kept falling out on the dance floor, I stole a guys drink, my Saudi Arabian friend got into a shove match, we sung shot by lmfao in the taxi,my other friend stole a guys hat and sunglasses after he lost his phone and we gave the cab driver cigarettes and a four loko as payment for the ride. My friend then got sick after downing another loko and puked in the sink..clogging itleaving it half full and then in the toilet while his friend was having sex in the bed next to him. for ever loko
Loko: 43
Not Loko: 45
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PghLoco: "DO THE LOCO MOTION"
Loko: 43
Not Loko: 45
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elephant: drank 3 locos quickly ...sucked my dogs dick and shat on top of my parents TV and passed out
Loko: 43
Not Loko: 45
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Sargon the Sorceror: Yeah, I drank some grape flavored Four Loko. I had a Twinkie with it. I called this combination "dinner." I had,as a backup, a fruit punch Four Loko in the fridge. My friend asked for it. I said go for it; I didn't mind. That' what friends are for, right? Sharing my Four Loko made me feel closer to my friend. That is, until I murdered him, in cold blood, because I drank too much Four Loko. Now, I live on the run, in Mexico, due to my Four Loko- induced killing. I've lost my friend. I've lost my home. I've lost my whole life. I'm sure I'll soon lose my freedom. There's so much I wish i could take back, but I can't. Now, a fugitive, I live forever on the run, looking over my shoulder, fear my constant companion. And you know what? I'm drinking a Four Loko as I write this. Four Loko:You've brought upon me the worst of times, yet are still here for me in my hour of deepest despair. I'd say "God bless Four Loko," but that'd be wrong; it's more like, "Four Loko bless God."
Loko: 43
Not Loko: 46
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fourloko is love: One of the first times I drank a four loko, i was on my way to a party and drank a grape one, no problem. I got into the party and did three shots of vodka. then i was told to do a beer bong of vodka and agreed, the rest of the night was a blur, all i remember was throwing up in a garbage can, puking on the kids couch, getting kicked out..... Starting a huge riot, falling into the dirt and making out with every one in sight. and the best part of the night is I didn't get alcohol poisoning.
Loko: 43
Not Loko: 46
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Gines: I decided to drink 3 and id share my loko story but i dont remember anything. All i know is 3 4lokos= massive hangover
Loko: 43
Not Loko: 46
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Ay_MeMe: I got so wasted just by opening a 4loks
Loko: 43
Not Loko: 47
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Chickwood: Drank my first Four Loko the other day and found out I got aids. U mad?
Loko: 43
Not Loko: 51
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