Here are some Loko Stories:

Uncle Jeff: I saw it at the Gas station so i had to drank it becus they ranned out of MGD 40's. I got Horny so i went over to Henry's house and told him i was gonna fuck his dog. He got mad and punched me in my face so I went back to my van and got my gun. I went to back to look for him but he was hideing and i didnt see the dog so i jerked off and shot a bunch of holes in his wall. next i went over to my Moms so i could show my Dick to my cusin's lil sister but my gun went off in the road and they called the cops on me cuz i can hear them coming so i went to Walgreen's cuz they cant find me at there. i then got kicked out of teh Walgreen's for yelling about them niggers that shited on the lawn. i got so mad that i was gonna take out my gun again but i forgot where i put it so after that i started pissing in some old bitchs drive way and i told her i was gonna kill her with my gun but i was lieing becus i didnt have the gun. the niggers stole my gun and i never got it back so next time im drinkin 40's insted
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Mervin: I've never drank a Four Loko but it seems like a swell time.
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pissed loko drinker.: i drank a loko and nothing happened.
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lexi: After drinking four Four Lokos, I went on 4chan and posted four pictures of me and four guys fourking.
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Ihatelokoz: Fuck you four loko. Yo 2 of those fucking grape lokos fucked me upp son! I went diarrhea on myself, pissed on my car door, thru up on my homeboy and shoes, got shit on my floor, and fucked my pillow bro. I only know I did because I woke up n seen jizz stains on it the nxt morning. Man I still have a hangover son! This shit happened 2 wks ago.
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CMUDrinks: Had a couple Four Locos, and me and my friend proceeded to race one another, down the stairs, in a somersault contest. Let's just say I have rug burn in places I didn't know I could get them at. TFM.
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K.B.: I was partying with a bunch of friends and started the night out by putting down a few loko's. I vaguely remember heading home with a good looking chick. I wasn't really sure what we had done that night though. She left the following morning very weirded out, but I didn't really think much of it. Later that day she sent me a text which I was initally excited to see. I then discovered it was a picture message of me...with a knife...in my butt. I'm staying far away from that stuff again. WTF. -Knifebutt
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BlackoutBoy: So on halloween I decided it would be a great idea to make a costume. I made a giant can of four loko, with can holders and everything. It was the hit of the party. I drank 2 4lokos and dont remember much after that.. I fell down some stairs and couldnt get up. Made out with 2 girls as their boyfriends were holding their hands. Started going through the house yelling to "I'm a loko kinda guy" I fell down for a second time and couldn't get up. The next morning I woke up sitting outside my dormroom door, even though the door was unlocked.
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Electro-man: drank a four loko to start the evening off right before a friend's b-day party. so apparently I made friends with everyone in chili's. sang karaoke of michael jackson (while doing pseudo michael jackson dance moves) and ended up getting "with" one of my friends exes. that was an awkward morning and day after. gracias four loko. you complete me.
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bad times: i drank about 2 four lokos and went to a bar with my buddy who was driving. we went to meet up with some girl he knew that was bartending, but it was an empty bar. i was bored and proceeded to drink a pitcher of bud by myself. we left the bar at 3, and there was a huge pile of dirt out side the bar, so i decided to do flips into it. then we got in the car, and my buddy was a little drunk so he decided to take backroads in a neighborhood, i found a jagged peice of metal in his car, and decided to get out of the car and throw it at a parked car. there were people in it. we sped off and went to turn onto the main road. he turned into the oncoming left turn lane and then hopped the divider, but there was a cop behind us who pulled us over. he gave him all the sobriety test, and he blew a .12. i thought i was fine, but it turned out the people i had thrown the metal thing at their car at had called the cops and id'd me. so we both went to jail. my friend got a dwi and i got a felony criminal mischief charge. eventually it go dropped to disorderly conduct, but four loko will fuck up your shit.
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