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steve: suked a dick in my room n the shit wuz da best thx 4 loko
Loko: 21
Not Loko: 28
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Caleb Bromley: I drank 1/8 of a four loko and started turning gay and sucking dicks. lol it was great
Loko: 21
Not Loko: 28
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fo-loco: after me and my ex ended things i thought we'd never have sex agan. then i helped him move in e cracked open a four and a joose at 2 p.m by 3 we were rolling around in the sack till about 7:45 p.m. it was awesome. but i felt like shit all night after ahaha.
Loko: 21
Not Loko: 28
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Mr Wrestling 2: I realized that I only had $19 to fund my Sat PM so I decided to take the Loko challenge. I purchased I picked 6 cans from the local market and returned home. My plan was to enjoy the night safe in my backyard with my two dogs. Sun AM I awoke to the somewhat puzzling sight of a Mexican man unconscious next to my bird bath, a eight foot section of my fence smoldering on my gas grill, the rear of my neighbor`s home coated with fecal matter, my washing machine overturned, blue spray paint on my feet, and a prominent six inch gash on my chin. I wholeheartedly recommend your product.
Loko: 21
Not Loko: 28
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Kevin G (N.H): Oh man when i had like 1 3/4 of a loko and a couple beers i blacked out. My story comes from many different sources. The only thing i remember is getting cut off mid sentence talking to some friends and waking up the next morning with a bad headache. Apparently i threw up in friends bathroom passed out there and as i was woken up I fell on top of my friends dog. Another friend drove me home and I had to sober up, so we went to McDonald and I threw up in the drive thru. Got home had to go through my gym (which is not attached to my actual house) went to the gym bathroom. It looked like i went in there purposely trying to fuck shit up and ended up throwing up on the side of the toilet (not inside). Got out the gym was in the backyard went through my brothers sliding door to get in. In the process of leaving his room I yanked my brothers hair really hard and then i passed out on my bed. Woke up the next morning, wondering where my glasses my phone and my shoes where at (In the gym bathroom) and why was their a McDonald's wrapper in my pocket. And thats my four lokos story now i just stick to hard liquor and a chaser.
Loko: 21
Not Loko: 29
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Boom: My friend has decided to make a series of videos glorifying LOKOs!! he also raps but this is his Kayne West like Four Loko story. Not spam watch this video its hilarious. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br25EFraPI8
Loko: 21
Not Loko: 29
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Loko kills: this girl txts me "i need to get laid". i respond " i hear ya" since the vibe as of late was that kinda thing wasn't really on the sched. then i txted " u suck" (having something to do with earlier int he day) " i will not but i will get laid. Come her5e" i shoot back " be there in a few". Standing in the liqour store bout to buy some beer for myself and decide to grab four of the LOKOs since the name suggests, and a six of bud. get to her house and we take a trip to grab condoms and lube. fuck right away. then start drinking. some sumo pillow fighting gay shit break out, followed by a raiding of stop and shop raid to grab 6 stouffer dinners. its time to leave as i have work in the AM but im tied to a chair in duck tape. some indian kid slides me some scissors but i dont make it far before im seduced in th bathroom for another sesh. this time its a bit better with more lube, mabye a litle too much, because the condom got stuck in her. so i i had to fish it out of vag for about a 1/2 hour while she flexed her vasheem. finally got it out and she cried ubntil i left. SUPPORTLOKO
Loko: 21
Not Loko: 29
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I like to: dropkick fetuses.
Loko: 21
Not Loko: 29
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thewhistlesgoWOOO: I drank 2 four lokos and called 5 people I haven't talked to in foreveer, chatted my friend's ex girlfriend who i literally haven't spoken to in months, and made out with a girl. Soooo Loko
Loko: 21
Not Loko: 29
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alptekin: drink a few, black out.... drink a few, black out.... drink a few, black out. sums up my experience minus all the craziness before blacking out.
Loko: 21
Not Loko: 29
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