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baayter: i drank 4 4loko in about 72 hours. did i mention i did not sleep once in that time. i do not know how it is possible. Now i am considered a statutory rapist. thanks 4loko
Loko: 122
Not Loko: 139
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Ryder: i drink 4 lokos all day erry day, and i shit acid all day erry day where am i?
Loko: 122
Not Loko: 140
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donkey tits: drank 4 four lokos and a lemon tea joose and now three days later i'm still having trouble forming hard stool. also, i don't remember how i got back home that night or how my car parked itself. or where my shoes went. mysteries. everywhere mysteries.
Loko: 122
Not Loko: 140
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Immaget: This one time I drank a four loko and took half a xanax pill and was soo messed up i litterally raped some guy.
Loko: 122
Not Loko: 142
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21 bday: On my 21st birthday this past july me and my 3 friends were planning on going to a bar. we went to a gas station and each got a loko(or 2) to pregame before we went out. When we got to the first bar they wouldnt let us in cuz we were 'too drunk'...the second bar we got in and had a greatttt time but after a few drinks on top of the whole loko and a half I had already had...upon leaving the bar my friend swung at a cop who was yelling at us and we got arrested. got bailed out and everything ended up fine...for me at least. all in all...a greart 21st bday thanks to 4lokos :)
Loko: 122
Not Loko: 142
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M.: Smart enough not to leave the house, this is my IM messaging to a friend after 2.5 Lokos..(spelling has been fixed so its readable) 10PM.. M: get me off i need to cum long pause.... 5 hours later.... OK so I woke up at 245 with a vibator in my ass and dildo in my pussy, sleeping on my back (which I NEVER do) watching master & commander on tv..thats shit needs to be banned M: oh and wearing headphones evidently watching porn M: my phone is missing and I seemed to have messaged joe instead of you in a bunch of posts M: now i cant get back to sleep and I'm afraid to take anything M: oh and my panties are soaked =) M: found my phone, stuck in the couch M: 2 xanax it is M: you're lucky i don't call you
Loko: 122
Not Loko: 142
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The Loko Challenge: 4 4lokos in 4 hours...enough said
Loko: 122
Not Loko: 143
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Steve: My nextdoor neighbor was an alcoholic. He would buy 3 or 4 FOUR Lokos at a time along with 6 24 ounce cans of natural ice. Pour the Four Loko in a cup with some vodka and drink it and be fine. He is 54 years old.
Loko: 122
Not Loko: 144
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Scandal Steiner: Drank so much Four Loko that in one night I became what it took my father 12 years to be. My girlfriend hates me and I think I have permanent Erectile dysfunction. SO LOKO
Loko: 122
Not Loko: 147
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yung jeezy: one night me and my boys decided to go 8loko, two cans, at the park. after partying down and gettin loked we decided to to roll back to my homies house. upon getting to his front door i blacked out and about 3 hours later i awoke on a beanbag chair. thinking that i had just gotten home to my own house, i stripped naked and fell back asleep. at about four in the morning i woke up feeling super jacked on caffeine and drank a gallon of water. after that i went back asleep and then woke up to my alarm at 8:30. i put all my clothes back on but had managed to lose my keys, phone, wallet and bike lock. i rode to work and spent the first four hours on the floor in the back not wanting to ever move again. that was my first loko experience but it was a great one.
Loko: 122
Not Loko: 151
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