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loookkkooo: 1 Four Loko + 3 Tall Boys + 3 shots = $30 in alcohol...this all led to $650 in damages. One night turned into a $700 blow out.
Loko: 317
Not Loko: 332
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mesoloko: drank half of a four loko and ended up suckin a dick
Loko: 317
Not Loko: 337
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duuuumb: because of this stupid website lokos are banned. goooood job.
Loko: 317
Not Loko: 340
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Never again: I tried four loko 2 weeks ago. The watermelon one is so good. I downed one in an hour than a second one about 30 min later. Me and some friends were at my house partying. I blacked out sometime after 2am. I woke up 11am the next morning with a snickers bar all melted in my hand, and a horrible taste in my mouth. Turns out I was munching in my dogs poop.
Loko: 317
Not Loko: 340
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Brooklyn: Apparently when I drink Four Loko, I love to blackout and do the absolute most ridiculous things. Not only am I getting less wealthy the the amount Delis charge for these beverages, I am also turning into a fan of the opposite sex every time I blackout drinking these. I haven't done anything borderline what a baseball player would do after a good play, but it's getting pretty bad. I could only imagine getting wrecked with my girlfriend on Four Loko, it would probably be the end of my relationship.
Loko: 317
Not Loko: 341
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phage thyme: I drink four lokos for my pre workout because it helps me build dem fibraz
Loko: 317
Not Loko: 341
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nomoloko4me: Omg my girls and I decided to go out for my bestie's birthday...we were all kinda broke so we decided to drink b4 we got to the bar....my friend and I downed a grape 4 loko within 15 mins everybody else is still sippi on theirs....we get into the bar and everything is going good were having a great time...b4 I knew the 4loko crept up on us and the whole room was spinning and I was super hot...I fucked around and was too hot and decided to go outside but forgot that the club had stairs I fell down the flight lmao...and stayed at the bottom for bout an hour...my friend that downed it with me passed out in the club and security had to carry her out....shit was super crazy that night
Loko: 317
Not Loko: 342
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wonderwonderland: So I had a couple Four Lokos for the first time. All my friends said it would fuck me up but I didn't really believe them. I had about fthree our four and thendecided it would be a good idea to go suck cocks, so I basically made a deal that anyone who went out on my friends porch would get their cock sucked. I think I did like ten or twelve cocks. Later me and this Bolivian dude fucked on a park bench and I remember pissing in the street cause I had to squat down to do it. I woke up at this apartment next door with these Filipino dudes and we went to ihop together. I had a grand slam and it FUCKING RULED. Thanks four loko
Loko: 317
Not Loko: 343
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Ryder: i drink 4 lokos all day erry day, and i shit acid all day erry day where am i?
Loko: 317
Not Loko: 345
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I like to: dropkick fetuses.
Loko: 317
Not Loko: 347
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