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Walktogetherock: I made loko bombs with orange vodka and cranberry lemonade. Then drank them with friends and didn't puke. TOP THAT NERDS!!!!
Loko: 53
Not Loko: 59
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DirtyDan: It was nearing 7 pm & was eating dinner with the family and I figured i would grab a four loko out of the fridge, & mix it with some jager... BAD IDEA... (it tasted pretty good with the grape though i must admit) Next thing I knew I had woken up in the morning in a fucking jail cell, apparently i had fucked my 8 year old daughter in the ass hole and slapped my dick against my 11 year old son's face... I apparently also broke the officer's nose when he tried to arrest me and had at some point had a wet dream and woke up in the cell with a terrible hang over, and jizz covering myself... fuck four lokos.
Loko: 53
Not Loko: 59
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Stupid A$$: Got off work one tiring Friday evening and decided to buy four cans of 4 loco to relax. Started drinking while some friends went on their way to go shopping with me in the back of the ride. I basically finish all of the cans in a 3 hour setring. Last thing i remember was being tossed out of Safeway for trying to shoplift a 5th of vodka. Cops arrest me and then beat the shit of me for no reason. Im then tossed into jail for 24 hours for some b.s reason which seems like 3 days.
Loko: 53
Not Loko: 60
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SnowBeef: Took a shot of four loko and pwned 25 noobs on COD Black Ops. It was LOKO!
Loko: 53
Not Loko: 61
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Mike Hunt : I went to the gas station, i bought SIX four loko's and went to my high school football game. It was homecoming and during the alma mater my principle pissed me off so i jizzed on her face. lets just say i am now her FAVORITE student.
Loko: 53
Not Loko: 62
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The Loko Challenge: 4 4lokos in 4 hours...enough said
Loko: 53
Not Loko: 64
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mc nasty: drank 3 of these bad boys ended up running around downtown naked and ran away from the cops and started dick slanging
Loko: 53
Not Loko: 64
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Tr0n: yo dawg u don even kno - my niggas get dat drink, dat LOKO drink, dat LOKO drink. jeah!!!11! me and my nigga Qwan 8 LOKO every damn day fo realz keepin dat shit on lock. we be out slappin bitches str8 up pukin in cups son!!1!!1 last time i drank dat shit i woke up in da middle of a dice game - clickety clack muthfucka - burnt up dos dollahs and snorted da shit out dat cash money!!11!!!
Loko: 53
Not Loko: 66
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Jess: I really like four loko's, and since it came out its been my drink of choice. But after this past Nov.1st where i was pulled over in kent after a friends party ill never drink them again unless staying at a friends house. I had 1 four loko in a 3 hour time period, and my boyfriend and i left our friends house. I didnt have the slightest buzz of any kind, and was then pulled over an arrested for a dui. its been weeks later and thousands of dollars which i really dont have, and im still fighting for my license and rights. So just dont be stupid if ur gunna drink them just def dont even have a sip and drive home, ive def learned its not worth it!! I mean ive had some awesome times drinkin em, but u just cant be driving around even after a sip or two!
Loko: 53
Not Loko: 66
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Germanic: went camping for bachelor party woke up with a 4loko can up my ass and what I believe to be semen in and around my mouth
Loko: 52
Not Loko: 22
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