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WORST LOKO EVER !!!: Had 3 Four Loko's at a friends house, we all were parting with his parents. I then preceded to bring my buddies mom upstairs. We had sex for an hour until her husband came in the room with a baseball bat. Ran franticly out of the house and somehow got my car home. Worst thing is, the mom was my girlfriends mom. YIKES !!!
Loko: 48
Not Loko: 52
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The Lonely Milk Man: Drank Four Loko, ended up calling a prostitute over and had her suck the blood out of my hemroid-infested asshole!
Loko: 48
Not Loko: 53
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niner: I drank a four loko once, got drunk, it wasn't that cool, there not that cool get over it
Loko: 48
Not Loko: 54
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Kushman420: so i was kickin it at this party after id bought some four lokos. i left the store with six n by the halfway point of the party i had shotguned all of em. i then drank some of my friends thirty pack while i cud already tell i was fucked up. thats when the blur kicked in. oh shit i was studderin, walkin very slow and saw only slow but steady flashes of colors roaming the room. i asked my friend who was the owner of this party house if i cud crash in his extra room. i made it to his bathroom n puked my fucking brains out all over the toilet haha. projectile vomit was scattered everywhere. when i finished up n felt better i took my girl to the guest room n she sucked me off. i fucked her for a little n we passed out holding eachother hella drunk. i woke up with so many crazy ass texts on my phone and i didnt remember any of them. i turned to my side and asked my baby this. "u have fun last night or what!" i smoked a bowl of og kush out my bong and passed back out holding my girls boobs. that night the only thing i remember was cracking open the first loko n shotguning it from there on the most i remember was the sex. :)
Loko: 48
Not Loko: 57
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Chickwood: Drank my first Four Loko the other day and found out I got aids. U mad?
Loko: 48
Not Loko: 57
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JohnnyBLoko: I'm not a light weight at all. So I drank about 7 4 lokos. Thought I could handle it. Woke up in the hospital with a fractured skull after a motorcycle accident. the cops were chasing me down the highway after I robbed a local liquor store to get more four lokos. Apparantly I injured the clerk pretty bad. Now my head is split and the cops are trying to get me for attempted murder
Loko: 48
Not Loko: 61
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Mervin: I've never drank a Four Loko but it seems like a swell time.
Loko: 47
Not Loko: 10
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chillin: i drank a four loko, felt pretty good, then took 4 tabs of acid on a whim. ended up at a party where everyone looked like they were in an 80s horror movie but weren't trying to. thought i was one with the carpet at my friend's apartment. kept tripping until past 6 am.
Loko: 47
Not Loko: 14
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lexi: After drinking four Four Lokos, I went on 4chan and posted four pictures of me and four guys fourking.
Loko: 47
Not Loko: 19
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LickYourFace: Last summer I drank half of a watermelon four loko. Got pretty buzzed and gave the other half to my girlfriends little sister. It was wild.
Loko: 47
Not Loko: 20
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