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BIGHOMI3: IM A BIG DUDE SO I CAN HOLD MORE LIQUOR THAN YALL PUSSIES... 7 FOUR LOKOS + HALF A BOTTLE OF GOOSE = UR GF PUSSY WALLS MORE OPEN THAN A GARAGE DOOR AND UR BEST FRIEND WAKING UP OUTSIDE FROM THE BLACK EYE U GAVE HIM LMAO GOOD TIMES
Loko: 258
Not Loko: 263
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Adolf: I drank 4 four lokos one night and woke up the next morning only to realize that I was responsible for a plan to exterminate the jews.
Loko: 258
Not Loko: 264
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So Sad: On november 18 four lokos will be banned in Washington state. Not so loko if you ask me....
Loko: 258
Not Loko: 264
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hooked on meth : well one day after doing a bith me and my my mate went out to get a prostertute and she sed try this (4loko) so we both drank 20 cans between us and we got smashed? and we wnt home and raped my wife and 2 kids we went to my dads got his 44 magnum and repeatedly shot a teddy bear an x girlfriend gave me and then realised i had a boner so we done eachover up the bum and then woke up on jerry springer!!
Loko: 258
Not Loko: 266
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Wilson the Hammock Man: Need to pass out after drinking too much loko? Check out these sweet camping hammocks!
Mandi4ever: I think lemon-lime LOKO is awesome! I have struggled with weight gain/loss since I was 15. 2 cans of Loko will make you puke until it hurts and you will shit your butthole inside out. I'm finally in a size 2!!. Thanks Crack-in-a-Can!!!
Loko: 258
Not Loko: 266
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LERUAL EHT: 2 4 lOCOs and a 40. i died went to heaven and came back to life.
Loko: 258
Not Loko: 266
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Jake H: Had a couple lokos and a sturdy amount of whiskey a few weekends back. Apparently either lost my balance or eyesight and ended up walking into a pole knocking out my front right tooth. Somehow found my way to a hospital and had a canadian male nurse to try to help me... who i then proceeded to try to fight. Ended up leaving the hospital knocking over a wheelchair, flicking off every worker there, and yelling about "canadian faggots" Waking up with a hospital bracelet is always a fun morning. Thanks 4 loko!
Loko: 258
Not Loko: 266
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BrewMaster69: So I buy a green one and a blue one and instantly I new I was in for trouble. The main thing with these drinks is to not mix um. But I did and I failed big time. Went to a kickback and partied with a bunch of old jr high buddies. So fun..kickn ass in pong..pretty girls ..just a great night couldn?t get any better. And great music. I drank these two demons and I was rocking! And then outta know where I fall and then I fell again both times on the same thing. A doghouse. Haha it was so weird, it was in slow motion. I just melted like butter. Soo now I gather myself and im cool and then out of no where while sitting around a table with my buds ? I start Projectile Vomiting. A blast like a fire extinguisher!! I grabbed the closest thing..a beer bottle and tried to finish in that. It kinda worked. Soo then I apologize and then passed out on the concrete next to the pool.haha somehow I woke up staring at the carpet. Face down inside the house haha !! Thanks 4loco
Loko: 258
Not Loko: 266
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Ay_MeMe: I got so wasted just by opening a 4loks
Loko: 258
Not Loko: 267
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hillbilly ;): one night, i thought it would be a smart idea to drink two lokos on top of everything else i was drinking. let's just say i woke up the next morning with half of my front tooth missing, two scratched up knees, and ripped jeans. i love you, four loko. <4
Loko: 258
Not Loko: 268
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