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loked: My first experience with four loko started with me leaving a party where the neighbor was waving around a gun at all the fucked up kids and ended with me and all of my girlfriends running around naked in the local elementary school park in the sprinklers in front of all of our guy friends. Since then, everytime i've dranken four loko i've ended up publicly naked with no recollection except for the interesting photographs.
Loko: 84
Not Loko: 90
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ASU: Went to the ASU vs USC game with some 7 friends, 30 beers, and 8 fourlokos....Left the game with 4 friends, one black eye, one broken jaw (we are girls, we were hit by dudes) and no shoes, and no booze.
Loko: 84
Not Loko: 90
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jheaney: ok so i had 3 lokos and i dont really remember my night so ive been told i took three cocks to the face one up my butt and i fucked two guys vaginaly. i woke up in a pool of blood that wasnt even mine. my butthole burns intensly and i think i have clamidia and aids. cant wait till next week end !
Loko: 84
Not Loko: 90
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PhillyCheeseSteak: So one night I decided to buy two Lokos. After consuming them within two hours I was transported to another world; a world in which fun was plenty and smiles were in abundance. At first I was feeling rather exceptional. However, things started to go downhill pretty quickly. For instance, as I was macking on this chick, I began to give her a grammar lesson, and I explained to her that in order for a woman to be an acceptable bride for me she must have perfect grammar. To explain this better, I began by writing a story on a chalkboard for her. Needless to say, she was very turned on. At the end of the night, I autographed my Four Loko can and then presented it to her saying that she will remember this night for the rest of her life (as well as me). True Story, yo.
Loko: 84
Not Loko: 90
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crazyyyyyyy: drank one and a half four lokos, my friends and i attacked someone called his econ book the book of secrets and ripped it up. We proceeded to take his shoes his bag and other items of his to throw up in the air because he had the book inside him.
Loko: 84
Not Loko: 91
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Mark Sanchez: I pounded a Four Loko and drove my team down the field for a game winning drive against the Texans.
Loko: 84
Not Loko: 91
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jan: after partaking in a night of loko's four of us were walking back to the car. Apparently i jumped in front of a car to make it think it would hit me. It stopped short and caused an accident. Proceeded to not give a shit.
Loko: 84
Not Loko: 91
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Nick B. : Went to a my local corner store and grabbed a lemonade tall boy of Four Loko. Slammed the can on the counter and asked the clerk "will this kill me"? Avoided drinking and driving because I was alone in the car and I wanted to have someone supervise me while I took my first drink of this. Arrived at Cousin Mark's house where he told me I was about to imbibe "liquid crack". Next I popped the top and took one sip. After being overwhelmed by the bitter malt liquor taste/excessive sugar I drove down to our landfill and disposed of it so no bums or stray cats in my neighborhood got their hands on this drink. The next mourning I woke up w Delayed BG's. You know when you're sitting down on the throne andy youre thinking "COME ON LETS DO THIS ALREADY" but your bowels don't seem to be in a rush.
Loko: 84
Not Loko: 92
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aquarius: i never had 4lokos...they look gay 2 me. im a EnJ brandy type of girl :)
Loko: 84
Not Loko: 92
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bad choice: i drank 10 four lokos.
Loko: 84
Not Loko: 92
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