pregamed with some gf's of mine at their apt, and then went to a party. drank 3 watermelon four lokos. at first felt fine, danced with some guys and then a guy who said he was on the football team made out with me. I remember going back to his room... we hooked up and then the rest of the football team walked in... I banged them all 'cause they said they just won the game the night before. Woke up in a football jersey, walked back to my place and found out my school only has a basketball team! THOSE BASTARDS! 48 guys in one night... THANK YOU FOUR LOKO!
Alcoholic caffeine bliss,
How could it have come to this?
Name your poison, as they say -
My poison hath been took away.
Hailed as "Blackout in a Can,"
Commonwealth, This Will Not Stand!
Loko green and Loko blue,
What's a college boy to do?
Long ago in happier days,
I learned to love your Loko ways.
Shiny can said, "WE I.D."
Just a couple sips would see
Me wasted, no desire for sleep -
And I could get you on the cheap!
Loko orange and Loko pink,
You wondrous proletarian drink!
Loko has been good to me,
The most I ever had was three.
Cured me of the ills I had,
This Loko balm of Gilead.
Hipsters took you as their own
And made your pleasures widely known.
Loco hip and Loko great,
Though some did not appreciate.
On the Hill on Friday night,
Quiet; something isn't right.
How can I be fun and loose
Without my quatro crazy juice?
All because some lightweight sods
Could not handle the drink of Gods!
Loko buried, Loko dead,
Because of what the papers said.
--The Night of the Massachusetts Ban, 11/18/2010
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Alright, so I got the genius idea of mimicking Edward Forty Hands by replacing a 40 with a Four Loko. Basically I concurrently drank a Lemon Lime loko and a 9.1% Silver Camo Ice Forty. Took about an hour and a half to 2. I passed out multiple times, drunk called girls I've never met, passeed out on a sofa and woke up to throw up. But my feet were crossed and I only ended up getting up and falling over into a stairway's banister, before stumbling upstairs to vomit. Later, my roommates saran wrapped me with a huge roll of Saran wrap. I woke up, kept my eyes closed, and slowly broke it all, then was tucked into bed (there's a video). I still wanted to go out at that point, but couldn't even walk. It was like 9:52 pm. Error 404, I even UD'ed it at 6 am the next morning.
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Drank 3 lokos on a Saturday, thought I was ok until I realized I was playing a game that was named after me during my 3 hour black out that apparently happened earlier in the day. Had a girl come over, proceeded to bite her and tried to hook up with her friend. Key word "tried". Four the win.
i had 2 four lokos and rugby tackles almost every single person at a house party, then mounted some random guy at the party and sucked on his face all night. woke up without a clue to where my cell phone was.
I snagged two Fruit Punch Lokos and rode the lightning for about two hours after consumption. It wasn't until a half hour later that I found myself giving an impromptu lecture on the gender and social ramifications of the "Sex and the City 2" movie.
I think I also died twice. But I'm not exactly sure.
They put locko for a reason!
After a long day of classes I meet up with my friend to grab a bite to eat in Queens n then we decide to get some Four Lokos in Brooklyn soooo after all that running around we get to her place and drank a can each... we were feeling all buzzed and emotional listening to songs then she starts cryin like theres no tomorrow about a guy that didnt even make her a priority but still messed with her bla bla about family problems ... my tipsy ass starts crying too remembering family n shit and procede to open another Loko of which lead to a stupid fight about who was goin to play the music n I start tryin to make shit better by getting romantic and i opened the FOURTH Four Loko ... i dont remember how we stopped fightin but now im laying on her bed n she places my hand on her tit so im like WTF arent u straight, hmm well, ok lets let things be... then all of the sudden she gets up n goes to take a shower n comes back semi naked... "why r u half-dressed?" "Can you handle it?" HELL YEA ... we ended up hookin up and DIDNT blackout or throw up ... LOVE FOURLOKOS, cant wait for next week!!! ;)