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miceman69: my first 3 loko went down great drunk asss shit meat this girl wanted to have sex soo we had sex when i woke up all the was in my bed was a wattermellon with a hole in it....
Loko: 213
Not Loko: 225
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Juan Fernando: I drank one Four Loko because I wanted to try it before they legislate against it. It tasted unpleasant and I didn't get buzzed. I watched late night television with a friend and then went to bed.
Loko: 213
Not Loko: 226
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jan: after partaking in a night of loko's four of us were walking back to the car. Apparently i jumped in front of a car to make it think it would hit me. It stopped short and caused an accident. Proceeded to not give a shit.
Loko: 213
Not Loko: 227
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fourlokokid: had 2 loko's in 20 min. Went out to my car and yacked all ovver it like a dumb fuck head and then proceeded to drive while puking.. best cruise eva! Drove by a fuckin cop lololol!
Loko: 213
Not Loko: 228
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wonderwonderland: So I had a couple Four Lokos for the first time. All my friends said it would fuck me up but I didn't really believe them. I had about fthree our four and thendecided it would be a good idea to go suck cocks, so I basically made a deal that anyone who went out on my friends porch would get their cock sucked. I think I did like ten or twelve cocks. Later me and this Bolivian dude fucked on a park bench and I remember pissing in the street cause I had to squat down to do it. I woke up at this apartment next door with these Filipino dudes and we went to ihop together. I had a grand slam and it FUCKING RULED. Thanks four loko
Loko: 213
Not Loko: 229
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Avril: So I shared half with my friend & it was my first time . We chugged it down & by the last sip we were gonna throw up cause it tasted horrible . Then we said, what kinda crap is this? It doesn't even work . We were crossed the highway intersection to my friends house & almost got hit by a car . That's when we knew something was up . By the time we got in his house, we were totally wasted.. We were rolling around on the floor, kicking each other, pulling each other's hair, telling our feelings for each other infront of my boyfriend LOL My friend knew we were wasted, but didn't say anything cause he felt bad for kicking us out of his house . He went to play Kingdom Hearts to ignore us . We kept bothering him & so he pushed me into the bathtub & my other wasted friend fell on top of me . I hit my head against the bathroom wall.. We tried playing monopoly & ended up throwing the money around everywhere & losing all the pieces . I started to feel like crap slowly & fell on the ground on top of my elbow & started screaming cause it cracked & I dislocated it . I got up after a while all naucious, I was have a major migraine . My friend got me a bag & at that moment I felt like dying . I took the bag over my head & started suffocating myself . I ended up throwing up on the bag which rubbed all over my face . My friend was laughing his ass off on the couch, my boyfriend ran under a table & started laughing with his ass up, & my wasted friend just started having tears of joy . My face was all red & I was in pain . So my I crawled into the bathroom & started chugging down the sink water . I came back to the living room, they were panicking not knowing what to do with the bag . It was like 10 lbs LOL So my boyfriend thought I had a concussion from the bathroom part & brought me oranges to eat to feel better . Instead of eating them, I sucked the juice out . I was still naucious . My friend brought me a huge black garbage bag . 5 minutes later, I threw up again . It flew 3 feet infront of me & completely missed the bag LOL It went all over the rug & under the couch.. all over my hair & pants . I went to the bathroom with everyone & they were helping me wash my hair . Then, I went into the bathtub with my friend recording . We turned the lights off & everyone went in with me . I was being a dumbass & turned on the shower with cold water, everyone jumped & screamed & started running out . I was there under the water, not letting my boyfriend leave ROFL Soon, I felt better, but I was still pretty naucious . This all happened after me & my friend got our nails done & this is what happens when you make a loco plan . & this is what happens when you plan a peaceful movie night to watch The Notebook . Tsk tsk .
Loko: 213
Not Loko: 230
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DrunkSandyStorm: I was pretty tired from the night before and thought it would be a good idea to get some 4 loko's to wake up for the night, my first experience with them. Pounded 2 in 40 mins Then started with Key ice to slow down. Apparently started to time travel at 9:30, during this time travel was front stage to a local band on my knees playing the air guitar screaming every song, opened a 75$ bar tab, managed to use my phone to pick a fight with my ex gf, and finally slept on 4 different couches in the house cause apparently there were bugs crawling all over me. Woke up the next day at noon with no idea, just a bunch of pictures on someones camera.
Loko: 213
Not Loko: 232
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Uncle Jeff: I saw it at the Gas station so i had to drank it becus they ranned out of MGD 40's. I got Horny so i went over to Henry's house and told him i was gonna fuck his dog. He got mad and punched me in my face so I went back to my van and got my gun. I went to back to look for him but he was hideing and i didnt see the dog so i jerked off and shot a bunch of holes in his wall. next i went over to my Moms so i could show my Dick to my cusin's lil sister but my gun went off in the road and they called the cops on me cuz i can hear them coming so i went to Walgreen's cuz they cant find me at there. i then got kicked out of teh Walgreen's for yelling about them niggers that shited on the lawn. i got so mad that i was gonna take out my gun again but i forgot where i put it so after that i started pissing in some old bitchs drive way and i told her i was gonna kill her with my gun but i was lieing becus i didnt have the gun. the niggers stole my gun and i never got it back so next time im drinkin 40's insted
Loko: 213
Not Loko: 232
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travis: me and a couple bros bought 6 locos and a fifth of jager. we planned to go to sorority swap, so we mixed the locos with jager and added half a crushed viagra and X for the lulz. we ended up getting to fucked up to go out. i ended up blacking out, and apparently a brother got a video of mee and my two friends sucking each off. i woke up in my friends bed with nothing but a tshirt one and now my friend won't talk to me or look at me anymore.
Loko: 213
Not Loko: 233
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Dizz: A friend suggested I try a LOkO. Downed it, then I piled a few 7 and 7's on top of it. Later that night, I played pool with 2 biker girls who looked amazing at the time. At this point I was blacked out because I woke up with scrapes, cuts and bruises underneath my eyes and have no idea how I got them. Hopefully I didn't get rolled on by the Biker Girlz boyfriends. I hope thats not the case, because I have no idea and my boys who drank the LOKOS dont know either
Loko: 213
Not Loko: 234
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