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joose is better: Last time I drank a four loko I mugged a bum and got raped by a crack whore, and I gave her AIDS. Now she's all like " damn white boy how'd you get them AIDS?" an I just be like "blame on the loko, yoko" (she was asian).
Loko: 124
Not Loko: 123
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Steven2480: Pregamed a heaven and hell themed sorority mixer with 2 Four loko. While dressed up as Satan, I went to the store bought two more, pounded one, and proceeded to run around kicking fat chicks out and poking their fupas with my plastic pitchfork. I was unaware I did that until 2 days later.
Loko: 124
Not Loko: 124
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Josh: Four Loko: Date rape in a can. I love you guys!
Loko: 124
Not Loko: 126
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Da Mufkn ppl champ: I drank 4 loko went to cookout threw a lighter at a car got ma knicca chased down almost ran over than kicked a cars side mirror off, threw lawn chairs in da pond thing, took the dog poop outta da trash and threw it in the pool, took pppls pumpkins and smashed them on da ground.
Loko: 124
Not Loko: 127
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scrape thang: i dont know what happened but i saw pictures on my phone the next morning of me and some people i dont know driving home in a limo. i definitely did not arrive in a limo.
Loko: 124
Not Loko: 128
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Sargon the Sorceror: Yeah, I drank some grape flavored Four Loko. I had a Twinkie with it. I called this combination "dinner." I had,as a backup, a fruit punch Four Loko in the fridge. My friend asked for it. I said go for it; I didn't mind. That' what friends are for, right? Sharing my Four Loko made me feel closer to my friend. That is, until I murdered him, in cold blood, because I drank too much Four Loko. Now, I live on the run, in Mexico, due to my Four Loko- induced killing. I've lost my friend. I've lost my home. I've lost my whole life. I'm sure I'll soon lose my freedom. There's so much I wish i could take back, but I can't. Now, a fugitive, I live forever on the run, looking over my shoulder, fear my constant companion. And you know what? I'm drinking a Four Loko as I write this. Four Loko:You've brought upon me the worst of times, yet are still here for me in my hour of deepest despair. I'd say "God bless Four Loko," but that'd be wrong; it's more like, "Four Loko bless God."
Loko: 124
Not Loko: 129
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jimmy: I drank 1 and ended up with tribal cross tattoos and pics of me fucking my best friend stan in the chili rring
Loko: 124
Not Loko: 129
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Brad: doesnt matter how many i had. shit my pants. nuff said.
Loko: 124
Not Loko: 130
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lokoNObueno: I drank like 15 beers with my buddies then dipped into the four loko. I was doing fine until that point. I don't remember anything after my first big glass of the loko sauce but apparently (as told by my buddies) I demanded to go to the bar to clear my name cause I thought the bar was talking shit about me, I tried to sit in an invisible chair, knocked over a plant, table, myself, and my girlfriend thinks I'm a looser! FUCK YOU FOUR LOKO!
Loko: 124
Not Loko: 131
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Bad*Loko: I am a big big beer drinker and liqor occasionaly always have been.One day i purchused a couple of these lokos I thought they were great all these different flavors and is basically a energy drink that tastes good and has about a six pack in it i liked it so much I decided to stay away from the stuff.First few things I thought about it though was that"this is going to be really bad for the community and kids"now it's banned in several states was i right?sorry i am a expierienced drinker and do not have a crazy story-but do have a joke"I don't have a drinking promblem,I drink,I get drunk,no fucking promblem" cheers
Loko: 124
Not Loko: 131
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