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J-Na Na Nasssty: the other night me and Rambo drank some loko and then we raped "The Most Awesome People Ever" in some Canasta...16,015 to 5,895...did we break it?...did...did...did we break it? ...new record?...i'm just sayin...
Loko: 222
Not Loko: 226
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dfksafl: i went to this party. drank a shit ton of beers and thats all i remember besides waking up the next morning naked, sore vagina next to someone in some random room that i found out was my best friends ex boyfriend. ive never blacked out in my life and i ALWAYS remember everything and would never do something like that. i was absolutely convinced i was drugged and never talked to any of my friends after that because they were the only people there. here it is about 4 months later and i figure out that i drank a couple four lokos after all the beer.. makes sense
Loko: 222
Not Loko: 230
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usuck+rockfours: i drank 2 red fours and blcks out i ended up smoking my whole oz and losing a bill i still had fun bitches
Loko: 222
Not Loko: 230
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scrape thang: i dont know what happened but i saw pictures on my phone the next morning of me and some people i dont know driving home in a limo. i definitely did not arrive in a limo.
Loko: 222
Not Loko: 231
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Wilson the Hammock Man: Need to pass out after drinking too much loko? Check out these sweet camping hammocks!
DirtyDan: It was nearing 7 pm & was eating dinner with the family and I figured i would grab a four loko out of the fridge, & mix it with some jager... BAD IDEA... (it tasted pretty good with the grape though i must admit) Next thing I knew I had woken up in the morning in a fucking jail cell, apparently i had fucked my 8 year old daughter in the ass hole and slapped my dick against my 11 year old son's face... I apparently also broke the officer's nose when he tried to arrest me and had at some point had a wet dream and woke up in the cell with a terrible hang over, and jizz covering myself... fuck four lokos.
Loko: 222
Not Loko: 231
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hooked on meth : well one day after doing a bith me and my my mate went out to get a prostertute and she sed try this (4loko) so we both drank 20 cans between us and we got smashed? and we wnt home and raped my wife and 2 kids we went to my dads got his 44 magnum and repeatedly shot a teddy bear an x girlfriend gave me and then realised i had a boner so we done eachover up the bum and then woke up on jerry springer!!
Loko: 222
Not Loko: 232
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4lokoFairy: Drank 4 lokos a year ago just to test out it's mysterious magic. Didn't feel it at first so I just kept sipping and sipping soon I felt it creeping up behind me smacking the shit out if me. Next thing I know my friend and I go to an empty apartment only to find a passed out Mexican and coronas. With the help if the four lokos we were able to transform to little fairies danced around and stole his coronas. Woke up in the morning as if nothing happened but my stomach felt like I was about to give birth to an alien
Loko: 222
Not Loko: 232
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miceman69: my first 3 loko went down great drunk asss shit meat this girl wanted to have sex soo we had sex when i woke up all the was in my bed was a wattermellon with a hole in it....
Loko: 222
Not Loko: 233
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fourlokokid: had 2 loko's in 20 min. Went out to my car and yacked all ovver it like a dumb fuck head and then proceeded to drive while puking.. best cruise eva! Drove by a fuckin cop lololol!
Loko: 222
Not Loko: 234
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Shelly Bobwa: Drank 4loko then walked to the bar. I guess on the way back i decided to take an entire oneway street sign. From the sign to the pole and even some of the cement was still on the bottom as I rolled over in the morning with it next to me. I couldn't move my wrist for 2 weeks after that
Loko: 222
Not Loko: 235
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