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drunkie: Thursday night and me and all my roomates were going dt. It was a last minute decision but we had to leave now to get to power hour at grandmas so i wanted to pregame so I chugged a fourloko. Went to power hour got 5 pineapple vodkas then left to go to the next bar with my buds. Ordered 10 shots of tequilla had 5 gave the others to my roomates and woke up in jail the next morning
Loko: 229
Not Loko: 227
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Domestic Violence: So, I've had Loko many many times before. This had to be thee best/worst experience ever. Me and my friend/roommate each drank half of our Loko and then filled it back to the top with Tequila. This is where things went horribly wrong. We some how manage to walk all the way back to our buddy's house (which is about 2 miles away). Once we get there we start fighting, over nothing. It got pretty heated and fists were thrown. Soon, his girlfriend is balling her eyes out as me and him continue to fight each other. Finally, the fight ends and I go and cool down in the bedroom. Next thing I hear is "Everyone get out here, before I start kicking down doors." To my great displeasure it was a fucking cop. I guess someone called in a Domestic Violence/ Noise Complaint. We managed to talk our way out of any trouble. Lucky for me too, I just got off probation. Needless to say, for the rest of our lives we will call Half-Loko and Half-Tequila: "Domestic Violence"
Loko: 229
Not Loko: 227
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C. Sheen: I had 3 Lokos... Watermelon flavored. Had some coke... Ended up trashing a hotel room, attacking the escort I had paid for, had my wallet stolen, and screaming the word nigger over and over again. Must have been the Watermelon flavoring
Loko: 229
Not Loko: 228
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LERUAL EHT: 2 4 lOCOs and a 40. i died went to heaven and came back to life.
Loko: 229
Not Loko: 231
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blondiiie: A group of my friends and i decided to drink some four lokos on a random tuesday night for the first time..we each got 3, being 120 pounds i had no idea what i was in store for.First one down started feeling good bein a little loud talkin shit even thought i had no idea what i was saying..at all.Started to drink the second one half way gone i was fighting people off, a hott mess, couldnt stand. Finished the second one let my friend with no license drive to the gas station, got to the gas station did almost 100$ worth of scratch offs on the table at the gas station while screaming at the clerk,ate 2 chili cheese dogs,2 sponge bob icecreams, one of which was all down the front of me.Blacked completly the fuck out afterwards. Woke up in the guest room looking for my clothes...heard plenty stories from my friends the next morning..FUCK FOUR LOKO.
Loko: 229
Not Loko: 234
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Adolf: I drank 4 four lokos one night and woke up the next morning only to realize that I was responsible for a plan to exterminate the jews.
Loko: 229
Not Loko: 234
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TheLokoRock: So, where to start? 4Loko swept the suburb I live in Beverly Hills, CA. Now the 90210 has always been made out to be a classy place of partying, but ever since Loko arrived, it has turned into a shit-show. Anyways, my two friends and I decide to get 6 Loko's (2 each for all of you math geniuses) and hit up this girls party. This girl is pretty hot, and her daddy just so happens to own the local Mercedes Benz dealership in town, giving you an idea of the size of her house. Half the school is practically going, there are about 3 kegs, 12 bottles, and everyone has brought their loko. I drink one, feel alright nothing really and then my friends and I chug all of our seconds. Basically we start breaking bottles, expensive bottles too, fucking grey goose and that shit. The girl's boyfriend tells us to get the fuck out, but I mean come on it is three on one. So my friend Luke takes an Absolute Pear bottle and smashes it on this guys head. Meanwhile I start making my way towards my ex girlfriend who is flirting it up with some lacrosse prick. I walk up to her, and pour my cup of beer all over her head, and to make a long story short, literally the entire party is screaming at us and throwing shit at us. We of course challenge the entire mob, but end up making our way out to the street. Now what do three drunken idiots do after getting kicked out of a girl's party whose dad owns a car dealership? Thats right we go to the dealership and pelt baseballs at the windows and cars giving off a concert of car alarms and burglary sirens. I wake up in the cabana of my neighbor's pool, and my two friends are bare ass naked on the porch. That week in school we hear an announcement to go down the office, and when criticized for drinking under age by our principle (which can lead to a possible suspension) we simply say, it was the LOKO!!!
Loko: 229
Not Loko: 236
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scrape thang: i dont know what happened but i saw pictures on my phone the next morning of me and some people i dont know driving home in a limo. i definitely did not arrive in a limo.
Loko: 229
Not Loko: 237
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ashley: four lokos gave me the best night i cant remember(:
Loko: 229
Not Loko: 241
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TonyD: Had a friend in town for a music festival. After recovering from my earlier blackout, we decided it was a good idea to each have a FourLoko and join some sort of afterparty festivities. The afterparty consisted of us sleeping on a sidewalk at the Streets of Brooklyn Bed and Breakfast.
Loko: 229
Not Loko: 241
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