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cheeloko: Bought all four loko flavors. clowned everyone around for only drinking one four loko. the girl pounded a four loko (she weighing less than the can) lost her purse broke a glass and possibly her ankle at the party, we left and halfway I had to go back, find the party I lok'd out and find purse. got home and projectiled rainbows all over my bedroom walls, where my brother was sleeping, who the girl kicked out before trying (unsucessfully) to mate with me. if the stains on stomach and her back are any indication i threw up again during reverse cowgirl. woke up with unholy headache for 8am gig, stepped in an angry cranberry lime colored carpet condom and my brother was so pissed he checked into a hotel.
Loko: 416
Not Loko: 382
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Catherine: I have never fought anyone in my life. Two four lokos later, I beat the shit out of my best friend's boyfriend.
Loko: 416
Not Loko: 386
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Seabass: After hearing about the government banning the always delicious FOUR LOKO, my fraternity brothers decided to throw a Loko party. At the party I proceeded to drink my 2 Lokos and an unknown # of shots. I blacked out sometime so my friends filled in the rest of the night for me. The boys called sober phone, but on the ride home I accidentally touched the girl drivers' boob. She wasn't happy about this so I told her,"You're atrocious, I have a girlfriend!" I then proceeded to jump out the car window. I was next seen shirtless and pantless with dick flopping out talking to campus police. A frat bro quickly rescued me from an unfavorable fate and led me to my dorm. I rewarded him in the elevator by picking him up and holding him like a child. My last word before passing out in bed was,"Penis..." Without LOKO my adventure wouldn't have been possible.
Loko: 416
Not Loko: 399
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ManBearPig0: Drank 2 Four Lokos and went swimming... that doesn't seem like too much of a problem till you realize that it's November in western PA
Loko: 415
Not Loko: 364
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loko nomo homo: had a buddy that drank 2 four lokos,and a few bumps.... decided to let his friend remove a tatoo off the back of his neck with the wire wheel on a Dremel tool, which was largely successful, later on he decided to drive home.. got pulled over, ran from the cop at gunpoint before surrendering, preceeded to get placed in the back of the cop car after calling the cop a racial slur... he then bites the tube in half on the breathalyzer machine.. for some reason there was a teddy bear in the back of the cop car wich he tore the head off of.. half of this story was actually in the police blotter.. Sumter,SC!!! wooooo hoooo GO CHASE!!
Loko: 415
Not Loko: 397
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bossman: Burned down my girlfriend and raped my apartment
Loko: 415
Not Loko: 410
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josh johnsons mom.: my sond died.
Loko: 414
Not Loko: 383
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lokoforever: Four Loko and I have been best friends for almost 9 months now. He has caused me to jump out of a two-story window, allowed me to dump a strawberry cake and grind it into the hardwood foyer of a friend's house, bring another cake out onto a golf course at 3am and throw said cake onto the hood of a friends car and smear it all over the windows, travel 400 miles and stomp on a porcelain baby doll only to frighten 30+ people I had just met, cut my foot while smashing a porcelain baby and then trudge up two flights of white carpeted stairs only to pull the pieces from my foot, climb on top of and straddle a friend while shoving small marshmallows into her mouth and my own mouth whilst wearing a hamburger hat, walk the streets wearing a banana suit and chemistry goggles, steal 5 pairs of sandals from a friend who needed them to walk the 2+ miles to her house while claiming they were all mine (I hadn't even worn sandals that night, I wore sneakers) and wrapping a banana suit around her shoulders when she claimed she needed a sweatshirt then shoved her out the door, and I'm sure there is more but Four Loko and I have a rocky relationship where he hits me so hard I tend to black out. <3
Loko: 414
Not Loko: 385
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penispropreitier: You bunch of fucking liars :)
Loko: 414
Not Loko: 399
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Ian Cross: I got drunk on beer and whiskey. When we went on a booze run we decided we need energy. We decided on Four Loko. One of those bad boys sent me into a downward spiral. First, I fought a door. Then I got into an arguement with my roomate about nothing. I gathered up all of my hygiene gear, a Hajii rag, an 8 intch knife, and a bottle of mustard. After throwing all of my hygiene gear into the river, I wrapped the Hajii rag around my head like a terrorist. I found a tree that i didnt like, sprayed it with mustard, and proceeded to knife fight it for about 10 minutes. I disapeared. I found out later that multiple cop cars were on the look out for me for about an hour. I forgot why i was mad at my roomate and started back. thats when I was arrested. Damn fuzz finally got me. My roomate magically showed up and started yelling things like,"TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF!! IT LOOKS BETTER ON COPS!!" I didn't have the knife on me anymore so they had to let me go. Colonel Mustard, in the quad, with the knife. Game over.
Loko: 414
Not Loko: 409
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