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4BROko: It was a Thursday night, and FUCK I was thirsty. I stopped to grab some LOKO's and ended up finishing one, and cracking into another by the time I got back to my bro-pad. I wanted to pre-game the pre-game, cause to be honest with you, who wants to sit around and drink with a bunch of people while making small talk? I was trying to get as fucked up as quickly as possible. I finished my second LOKO and started on the third. Bad idea? Hell no. Hammered? Hell Yes. I started having a gray-out, remembering only that I was hungry and wanted to go to the bar to get some wings. before the pre-game at 9. I woke up 14 hours later with a voice mail from the local police station asking me to come in and give a statement about my public urination and public drunkenness. I got LOKO'd
Loko: 422
Not Loko: 393
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stellap87: Decided to pregame my best friends 21st birthday that saturday. Me and a friend went out to the local Noodle and bought 8 lokos for me and our guests. During the course of the night I drank two and a half four lokos and had 3 shots. Apparently I made out with half of the party, yelled at my friend on the phone for not coming to the party, hooked up with another girl who was not one of my friends, cried in a room and madeout with another guy in that room, went in the student escort with my friend and ended up at larry's steaks. Cried again I wanted to go home, ran into friends, did a lap around the store. My friend stuck me in the escort who I somehow talked into taking me back to my car. drove back to my apartment. my friend rach pulled me out of my car at my place. my guy friends showed up. I then proceeded to run around more this time, but around my building while my friends tried to catch me. Offered to have a 4 some with my guy friends. Offered my girl a foursome with my guy friends. made my friend go outside and check on my car. ended up face in the toliet with two guy friends supporting me while i got sick. woke up with no hangover the next day. awesome. lol
Loko: 422
Not Loko: 409
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CKY: Stopped by my buddys place before heading out to a houseparty and he insisted that I try a four loko or 2 for the pregame. Hadnt tried them before so I agreed. Slammed down 2 and a half watermelons(split the 3rd) and ripped a shot of vodka and rolled out. 5 mins after we showed up I drank a beer and it all hit me at once. Last thing I remember was arguing with some grenades at the beerpong table then next thing I know I'm waking up in the bushes in front of my house in a pile of pink puke with one of my shoes missing and scrapes on my face and a huge cut on my back. Aparently I flipped over the pong table, stuck some kid in the face, dropkicked a hole in the wall and bounced all of which I have no recollection of aside from my battle wounds. Had one of the top 3 worst hangovers ive ever had and I pissed off alot of people I know. Still dont know how I made it home in one piece. Thank You Four Loko!!!!
Loko: 421
Not Loko: 401
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Morgan: I was hanging out in Chicago last summer at this guy's house who I'd met on the internet, we bought 4 Four Loko's for the two of us to split. Watermelon is the best, imo. We were all sitting out on the porch and his extremely hot roommate came out and I started feeling awkward and tried to drink both of them as fast as I could in an effort to be more "social", or something. First one was fine, and then all I can remember after that is singing 3OH3!, and then being naked in the bathroom and throwing up on myself. I guess I had sex with my friend, and then went into the bathroom to puke right after, walked into his OTHER roommate's room who was asleep (doesn't drink at all) and had also just passed a kidney stone that day. He saw a shadowed figure in his room (me), got a knife and tried to stab my leg until he turned the lights on and I naked sleepwalked in circles in his room and tried to pee on his bed. Then tried to open the door and walk around Chicago streets (still naked) at like 5 am by myself. The door was locked, to my benefit. They don't have this shit in Canada, thank god.
Loko: 419
Not Loko: 387
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CincyLoko: I had 1 loko, followed by 3 liters of beer (not light beer) at a German restaurant, as well as a couple of unknown shots. Continued to drink all night, but minus the loko, nothing out of the ordinary, and I never really get out of control. This night was different. I woke up in my recliner, no recollection of how i got home, and a half drank bottle of Pedialyte in my lap, opened. My roommate told me the next day he could not get me to move. I was later told by a friend, who heard from someone who had been with me, "Heard you were drinkin beer out of fat girls boobs at the bar." I played it off saying that I was drunk but not that drunk. Come to find out, it was extremely true, confirmed by 3 people. I drink quite a bit and never get like this so it had to have been the LOKO
Loko: 419
Not Loko: 388
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Loko Bro: I drank a 4 loko and then got into a fist fight at B-dubs arguing with a table of strangers about middle east politics. They may have won the battle, but 4 loko won the war.
Loko: 418
Not Loko: 384
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word: So: drank a little Vodka, some beer, and 2 LEMONADE LOKOS. ran around bar hopping and getting dudes to buy me and my hoes more drinks. kiss 3 out of my 4 lady friends. the hoes leave. my best friend stayed with me and my man and his people. lots of slapping people. my friend and i steal a guitar. get into an intense fist fight with my best friend. we're practically yelling obscenities and rolling around on the ground. (all in the middle of the street). fucked up my leg, blood blood blood. lost my contacts. blind as fuck. everyone leaves becuase i'm on a rampage. my boyfriend stayed with me. slept in a bush in the neutral ground of New Orleans. (luckily i had a Pokemon blanket!) woke up at 7:00 a.m to the cops telling us to leave. threw up on some school. then went home. oh Loko, the things you do to me.
Loko: 418
Not Loko: 386
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too light weighted: it was a typical saturday night, me and my friends tryna get hurt. none of us had ever tried a loko before, but we decided it was time to finally try. the 4 of us in the back of the homies car, one can for 2 people. we started drinking and ended up going to a friends kickback. the last thing i remember is yelling in the streets and coming home with the guy who was throwing the kickback. apparently we got inside my house and hooked up, and i remember spilling water all over my kitchen floor and thanking him for not getting mad? then I woke up in the middle of the night with my jeans and bra on, makeup still on my face, and contacts still in my eyes. i get up to see random shit thrown all over my floor. i go to the bathroom and see that vomit has been cleaned up by my mom. all this because of only HALF of a loko..i told my parents that i had a bad meal at panda express..
Loko: 417
Not Loko: 397
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Captain Crunch: I'm a career boozer; can drink all day and walk a straight line. Four Loko kicked my ass! The shit will make you see Jesus. Just two of those evil cans had me walking in circles and riding a mower in the dark thru neighbors' yards. I think they were appreciative, as the blades were spinning. Ended up rolling the bitch and burning my forearm; thanks LOKO.
Loko: 417
Not Loko: 399
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Chronotherm: Hello, fellow Four Loko users. Today I decided to buy a case of Four Loko to celebrate, or "mourn," the disappearance and/or outlawing of our mutual friend, Four Loko (Phusion Products is in trouble for absolutely no reason by New York State because of stupid bullshit.) Said case consisted of twelve assorted Four Lokos. I had a Four Loko, then a girl who was located in my fraternity house also had a Four Loko. We attempted to go into my room and have sex, at which point I blacked out. Hours later, I became acutely aware of my surroundings. I was in a shower, with a pounding headache, and -- unable to get an erection or ejaculate because of "four loko dick" -- I found myself urinating on her face. She also had a Four Loko. The only part that I remember thereafter is her thanking me for taking a piss on her face. I never thought I would get thanked for peeing on a girl's face outside of the adult film industry. God bless Four Loko; she was pretty cute. I got a second date. I don't plan to pee on her next time.
Loko: 417
Not Loko: 405
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