Here are some Loko Stories:

t-rock: Picked up 3 lokos and proceeded to drink them whilst playing Beirut. Desperately tried to convince him we needed to have a motor cycle driving contest, then guilted him into letting me take ecstasy at 2am (Note: I pretty much never do drugs). At some point I ripped the hair tie off his girlfriend's ponytail and demanded she "do something cool to my hair!", then the next 3 hours were a blur. I'm told I was falling into the recycle bin in our kitchen a lot. Then at like 5am, I had a string of about 20 phone calls over the span of an hour where I desperately tried to convince people it was a good idea an hour away to "just hang out and party". I woke up the next day on the floor with my hair in pigtails, fully clothed with shoes on, every conceivable object in my room that could be knocked over was knocked over and when I called back to inquire about the contents of my 20 some odd phone calls, I found that all I really kept saying was "I think I punched my TV" I then went outside for a cigarette, took 1 drag, and threw up. I then spent the next day and a half in bed
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Doc: This saturday night i had two Lokos. Catch is, i drank both of them out of solo cups mixed with vodka. Don't remember anything about the night and the next day my friend told me that I was walking in the middle of a popular road screaming at all the cars that passed, tried to fight a bunch of football players, wiped out while sprinting down the sidewalk, called my buddy and told him that the commies were coming to get me, and then showed back up at my bud's room at 4 am with Cluck U. Oh, and I walked in on him fucking, turned the lights on, and seemed not to notice it. It's Thursday and I'm still sore as hell.
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sprezz: friday night: loko party! saturday morning: chick fil a breakfast! i have to piss mid-chicken biscuit. WHAT THE FUCK MY PISS IS BLUE
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JAM: drank 4loko for the first time before a yankee game with my best friend. ended up front row of the game (which we later discovered thru pictures on our phones). blacked out we remember wakin up in the projects of the bronx with 5 unknown "gangsters" at about 5 am. ran for our lives. our money was missing and our phones were dead. proceeded to walk thru the hood and found ourselves surrounded by prostitutes trying to steal our cell phone and there pimp getting them away with a gun. drank some more n woke up in my house (in nj) with a t shirt signed by every yankees player
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bdubs: I went out to a party, picked up some lokos on my way, delicious, and thats all i remember. Woke up the next morning spooning with my ex-girlfriends dog.
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Dick Salad: Drank 5 Four Lokos, fixed the recession. Smoked a blunt with Waka Flocka. Gota 2300 on the SAT and bagged 4 bitches.
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DirtyJames: Drank 2 and blacked out. Could not produce words or sentences and made absolutly no sense after a while. Apparently i was trying to curse out my mom for being polish. Im Irish and French.
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straightFUCKED: So let's just skip this whole story bullshit. Me & a friend chugged 2 fourlokos each. My fresh new boyfriend of about a week came over, and that my friends, was the night I had my first legit 3 some ever. Amen.
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Loko Bro: I drank a 4 loko and then got into a fist fight at B-dubs arguing with a table of strangers about middle east politics. They may have won the battle, but 4 loko won the war.
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ADDTabber: Back in the day when Loko had caffiene I could drink one of those and even though I was drunk I could study all night long. When they took out da caffiene I started popping addies all the time to stay focused even though I didn't have a prescription. Then I found this "ADDTabz" that I can just order online without a prescription.
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Walking Loko: 2 FourLoko's= 80hrs, 90 days loss privledges, 60 days room restriction, no x-mas break or thanksgiving break....love you 4loko
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