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HausMan: Drank three and a-half Four Lokos last Thursday along with going 12-0 at beer pong. Tried finishing my last Loko while I danced and made out with some girl with a purity ring. Woke up naked, sweating in her bathroom while wearing a used condom. Saw myself in the mirror while puking in her sink. Got back to bed, fucked her again and woke up in time for my 8AM Calc class. Academics first!!!
Loko: 434
Not Loko: 423
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slugg: Gal brought some to a small party at my house for Halloween. Drank 2 and a few shots, have no idea what happened the rest of the night, but was told I took my shirt off and was running around the neighborhood stealing pumkins off of other people's porches. Sure enough, there were a dozen jack-o-lanterns on my porch and puke on the sidewalk. And then I crapped blood for two days.
Loko: 434
Not Loko: 427
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sprezz: friday night: loko party! saturday morning: chick fil a breakfast! i have to piss mid-chicken biscuit. WHAT THE FUCK MY PISS IS BLUE
Loko: 433
Not Loko: 383
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bdubs: I went out to a party, picked up some lokos on my way, delicious, and thats all i remember. Woke up the next morning spooning with my ex-girlfriends dog.
Loko: 433
Not Loko: 414
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Dick Salad: Drank 5 Four Lokos, fixed the recession. Smoked a blunt with Waka Flocka. Gota 2300 on the SAT and bagged 4 bitches.
Loko: 432
Not Loko: 392
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Zach the spook: One day at the east coast surfing championship I drank 3 forelokos then smoked dmt under a bridge. Blacked out and pulled my dick out from my board shorts and screamed "Im fucked up!!" with my hands flailing in the air with families looking all around then fell straight on my face. I got like 326723 other stories like the time i got my DWI goin loko
Loko: 432
Not Loko: 410
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LOKO IHOP: I went over to a friends house for a party, intending to be able to drive home that night... until Four Loko and I were introduced. In the span of an hour I had 2 Loko Lemonades and half of a Watermelon Loko. I then proceeded to wash those down with a Steel Reserve tall boy. ... After swinging from a bathroom door(a story of which I later found out) I woke up face-first on the floor a few hours later. My brother picked me up and took me to IHOP, where I attempted to eat hash browns but could not form my mouth well enough to chew. After this I journeyed to the bathroom of where I puked more than I ever have in my life and slept face-first on the IHOP toilet seat. A month later I still cringe when I hear the word Four.
Loko: 431
Not Loko: 388
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zook37: In honoring our friends who have been legally banned from drinking the wonder that is a 4 loko, a group of friends and I (in total 7 girls) decided to have a "four loko fiesta" last saturday night. The evening started off slow, and then changed when we all played kings with our fours. Just think about it, waterfalling with four's. Highlights of the evening: one of the girls peed off the balcony of a third floor on-grounds college apartment complex, one girl's mid-party status "fdour locko fiestas 11111111111111!!!!!! WHOSSSOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEHEH3EHES hahaha IF YOUS MESS WITH THE CBUUL YOU GET THE HORNSDDSSSS!!!!!!", and one girl took 110 photos with no pants on. These pictures helped piece the night together because each and every person blacked out at some point.
Loko: 431
Not Loko: 397
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blumpkin: okay let me start this off by saying FOUR LOKO, we have a love and hate relationship.. anyway im a freshman in college and one night i went to one of my friends apartment so i decided ill down 2 four lokos and i thought i could handle it cuz im not a lightweight but man little thing did i know the Four loko really got to me. That night after finishing 2 lokos, my friend and i ordered ribs i ate probably 3 ,good size ribs. later that night i really had to take a shit and to add up with that i was fucked up like no other. so i went to the bathroom and tried taking a shit and guess who popped out from the shower curtain?!? this fat ass chick with like the saggiest tits ever! but to me that night she looked katy perry, while i was taking a shit she went down on her knees and started giving me head, in my state of mind i thought katy perry was giving me head so by the time i finished shitting i just bust on her saggy tits and left her in the bathroom. i went in my friends livingroom and passed out and next morning my friends told me what happened and when i saw what she looked damnn i almost puked my guts out! thanks four loko for giving me a fucked up night! im scarred for life!!
Loko: 430
Not Loko: 394
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Doc: This saturday night i had two Lokos. Catch is, i drank both of them out of solo cups mixed with vodka. Don't remember anything about the night and the next day my friend told me that I was walking in the middle of a popular road screaming at all the cars that passed, tried to fight a bunch of football players, wiped out while sprinting down the sidewalk, called my buddy and told him that the commies were coming to get me, and then showed back up at my bud's room at 4 am with Cluck U. Oh, and I walked in on him fucking, turned the lights on, and seemed not to notice it. It's Thursday and I'm still sore as hell.
Loko: 430
Not Loko: 402
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