Four Loko Stories
Check out this new app:

Here are some Loko Stories:

Grrrr: Stop posting BS stories
Loko: 310
Not Loko: 276
link to story
show comments
Doc: This saturday night i had two Lokos. Catch is, i drank both of them out of solo cups mixed with vodka. Don't remember anything about the night and the next day my friend told me that I was walking in the middle of a popular road screaming at all the cars that passed, tried to fight a bunch of football players, wiped out while sprinting down the sidewalk, called my buddy and told him that the commies were coming to get me, and then showed back up at my bud's room at 4 am with Cluck U. Oh, and I walked in on him fucking, turned the lights on, and seemed not to notice it. It's Thursday and I'm still sore as hell.
Loko: 310
Not Loko: 277
link to story
show comments
Live Webcam: Check out this Armory Square, Syracuse webcam on a Friday or Saturday night to see some interesting stuff!
4WACKo: OK. so the night started like any thursday... I got me a LOKO and killed it. Got another and killed it. proceeded to drink all the beer in my bros fridge and smoke... THIS IS THE POINT I WAS FILLED IN ON LATER.... so apparently I went to a party and the cops came so the house owner locked the doors.. I left anyway LOKO in hand. I walked right past the cops fell down the steps and yelled at the damn steps for being so hard to use... then i stole a bike from a large black man in north philly and he called the cops.. the cops didnt believe him and tried to give me the bike.. mylifeisLOKO
Loko: 309
Not Loko: 266
link to story
show comments
Freebies: Check out SnagFreeSamples.com for free samples of all kinds of great products.
CaptainMorgyne: That nickname is definitely going to give me away. Haha. Anyways, I love 4L. Out of the 8 flavors they have, there isn't one that I don't love. In order to find this out, I had to try all of them. One night, me and a couple of my guy friends decided, out of complete boredom, that we were going to try all of the 4L flavors and see what each tasted like mixed with something else. We got a shit ton of them, and it ended up turning into a party. A couple of assholes showed up talking a lot of shit about how much they could drink. I, being completely stubborn and hate loosing, tell them that I can out drink them. It automatically becomes a contest. These 5 guys, verses little ole' me. If I could out drink all five of them, they each owed me a 100 bucks. If they out drank me, I had to send them nudes. The rules were simple; first "team" to puke, lost. I figured this was going to be extremely easy considering I had never puked from alcohol before. About two cans in, 3 of the guys were starting to slur their words and getting a little wobbly. On the third can, they ended up giving up. I was definitely feeling alcohol, but like I said, I'm stubborn, and can't loose. I had to beat these last two guys. Another half a can, one of the two that were still in, couldn't drink anymore, and puked.. Making me the winner. I got super pumped because I had pretty much put these guys in their place. Being 4 cans in now, I keep drinking. After half of the 5th can, everything is a blur. My friend Kyle ends up recording the rest of the night.. Let me tell you, actually watching yourself be a complete and total dumb ass, is the worst ever. I ended up talking a lot of shit about these guys who couldn't beat me. Just being a cocky bitch. The guy that puked, tries to get me to shut up, and I punch him in the face. I then decide to leave, and ask Kyle to drive to Taco Bell. We get there, and my ex girlfriend is in the parking lot. I walk up to her, grab her face, and kiss her. I then proceed to kiss her new boyfriend. Assuming she's in total shock, she nor her new boyfriend, say anything to me. I decide I don't want my food, so we leave and go to Walmart. Why? I don't know. I normally hate Walmart. We go inside and fuck around with stuff. Long story short, we get kicked out for racing the shopping carts. We then go back to the house, and I pass out on the back porch, waking up in the little swinging couch soaking wet due to rain. I had 17 missed calls from my ex girlfriend, and lost my purse. I never got my money either.. Fucked up night. Oh, and Kyle put the video on his tumblr, so everyone who followed him, saw it. -_-
Loko: 309
Not Loko: 268
link to story
show comments
Wilson the Hammock Man: Need to pass out after drinking too much loko? Check out these sweet camping hammocks!
HausMan: Drank three and a-half Four Lokos last Thursday along with going 12-0 at beer pong. Tried finishing my last Loko while I danced and made out with some girl with a purity ring. Woke up naked, sweating in her bathroom while wearing a used condom. Saw myself in the mirror while puking in her sink. Got back to bed, fucked her again and woke up in time for my 8AM Calc class. Academics first!!!
Loko: 309
Not Loko: 283
link to story
show comments
paul: last night i drank 4 four lokos, the next morning i have 3 pornvideos on internet
Loko: 308
Not Loko: 257
link to story
show comments
4hoko: I drank a 4loko at a party over the summer. The first loko gave me the balls to drink a tallboy of old english, a couple shots of vodka, a shot of e&j and a couple of swigs of andre. After leaving the party, my friends proceeded to drag race all the way back to their house. Once there we smoked a blunt and took more shots. I ended up leaving to walk in the rain for a random ass booty call. I remember having really weird sex in a car and my head kept accidentally opening the window. I woke up the next morning back at my friend's house with my dress inside out, my underwear on backwards, no wallet and the suspicion that I had cried in my sleep.
Loko: 308
Not Loko: 285
link to story
show comments
vincen: Last night, my friends and I drove 1 hour and 45 minutes to a club. We started drinking in the car, finished the vodka and my buddy decided to stop at the gas station. we all pitched, and got four four lokos. I had blue rasperry. Finished it relatively quickly for my small size (mind you I am 5 6', 130 pounds. I'm a relatively peaceful and calm guy. We go into the club, after a rip a new asshole for this chick for pulling out front of the club in a new escalade. She was beat, so I let the whole line know how I felt. Finally got in, took my shirt off and started grinding on girls. Tried to get a girl to dance, she said no so i ripped her shoe off her foot and threw it into the middle of the dancefloor. She went to search for it, and I followed (how genius I am drunk). I Wrapped my legs around a super hot chick whilst holding onto a pole, later to find out she was a hired dancer at the club. I was escorted out by some kind security guards, hung outside shirtless, got naked in public three times, wore the security guards jacket to stay warm. Then my friends came out, I tried to sneak in again through the back door. Small mexican man followed us down the street, I marked my territory every block by finding fences to pee on. Found a tree near the car, said "Fuck you tree", broke a large branch and threw it into the street. I puked the whole way home into my own shirt, carried into my house by my friends, spit water into my dogs face at point zero, and woke up drunk in my own bed with the taste of rasperry in my mouth. fuck you four loko
Loko: 307
Not Loko: 273
link to story
show comments
Spookyzach: Forelokos and lifeguarding go hand in hand. This summer i lifeguarded at a hotel pool with a bunch of tourists and i would drink 2 to 4 lokos in a 711 cup on the stand daily haha. It was like a 10 hr black out and it was fucking awesome! The night I got my DWI I drank 4 forelokos and 5 beers. The cop pulled me over for disregarding a redlight twice and I was already drinking a 5th loko and i poured it on the ground so he would see it haha. He came up to the window and said he smelt a strong odor of alcohol. I told him he didnt. As he was walking back to his car I put my head out of my window and was like "DUDE!! NAH IVE BEEN DRINKIN BRO IVE BEEN DRINKIN DUDE". He asked if i was intoxicated and i said "NAH DUDE IM LOKO'D!!". As i was in intake a hot lady cop was asking me a series of questions and she asked me if i was 18 or older and i grinned and stuck out my chest and was like "why yes i am whats good?". hahalokos
Loko: 305
Not Loko: 246
link to story
show comments
kayray: i died.
Loko: 305
Not Loko: 266
link to story
show comments

Share Your Story