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Captain Crunch: I'm a career boozer; can drink all day and walk a straight line. Four Loko kicked my ass! The shit will make you see Jesus. Just two of those evil cans had me walking in circles and riding a mower in the dark thru neighbors' yards. I think they were appreciative, as the blades were spinning. Ended up rolling the bitch and burning my forearm; thanks LOKO.
Loko: 73
Not Loko: 34
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lo ko: After three I decided to steal a hobos shopping cart and ride it down a busy street into oncoming traffic meanwhile being chased by hobo. Then I stole the mans booze right out his cart, ran, drank all of it and passout in a bush in front of my apartment. I can't believe I'm alive.
Loko: 73
Not Loko: 36
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slugg: Gal brought some to a small party at my house for Halloween. Drank 2 and a few shots, have no idea what happened the rest of the night, but was told I took my shirt off and was running around the neighborhood stealing pumkins off of other people's porches. Sure enough, there were a dozen jack-o-lanterns on my porch and puke on the sidewalk. And then I crapped blood for two days.
Loko: 73
Not Loko: 41
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bonebreaker: So I had a tasty lemonade 4loko to kick off a night of wild drinking. Followed that up with various mixed drinks for a few hours before blacking out completely. Around 4am, I gradually floated back up into consciousness and realized that my wrist was broken and massively swollen. No one knows what happened because the only person I was with was also blackout thanks in part to getting loko. Drinking 4loko that night: Great decision, or greatest decision?
Loko: 72
Not Loko: 31
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ManBearPig0: Drank 2 Four Lokos and went swimming... that doesn't seem like too much of a problem till you realize that it's November in western PA
Loko: 71
Not Loko: 32
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Rudester: Drank four lokos, four of them, on the night of halloween. Last thing i remeber is yelling viciously at the whole party then i wake up 100 miles away in my work clothes the next afternoon. I went to sleep dressed as an alligator.
Loko: 71
Not Loko: 34
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Zach the spook: One day at the east coast surfing championship I drank 3 forelokos then smoked dmt under a bridge. Blacked out and pulled my dick out from my board shorts and screamed "Im fucked up!!" with my hands flailing in the air with families looking all around then fell straight on my face. I got like 326723 other stories like the time i got my DWI goin loko
Loko: 71
Not Loko: 42
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Zack Morris : Alright, Im not gonna go into too much detail since I dont wanna be identified. Anyhow, I drank 4 cans the the magical juice, and from gathering information what happened was a night Im glad I do NOT remember. It started with stumbling back into the store to get more, and when the guy said they had run out, I apparently raged & went over the counter to "fight" I guess. Well, first of all Im a regular, so besides my dodging the store now, Im pretty sure thats why he didnt call the cops. BUT that didnt stop me from accidentally bumping into the "cop button" underneath the counter during our may-lay. Well, after I was told I was caught on camera, and some persuasion from the people around... I took off. I ran and left the party I was with and apparently disappeared. After this you would think I would wake someplace butt raped, but a skilled fighter (drunk or not) yet somewhat intelligent, I was able to run to an old girlfriends house. Now, she loves to party... so she wasnt home. Ok .. So the next part I cant say for sure how it happened, but I guess I had tried to climb in her window "to hide from the popo" when I was spotted by her mother. She recognized me (of course), and surprisingly didnt kick me out. In fact im not proud to say this, but I ended up boning her. I woke up naked with my raw dogged dick tucked between her wrinkled ass cheeks. I jumped up (now sober) not remembering wtf happened. She in turn woke up and said she had showered me and told me how the whole thing went down from the moment I had climbed in her daughters window. She told me not to worry she wouldnt say anything to my ex... now, as Im getting dressed (as quick as possible), with a look of horror, she says her daughter didnt come home last night. Granted I was curious where she was, but I wasnt trying to stick around especially since I had just piped her moms! So I took off.. forgoing the ride and breakfast offer. As I turn the corner to the nearby Taco Bell, confused as shit. I call my friends... who meet me and tell me the first half and that I "may be wanted". Im still hiding, but omfg... I have now retired from my Loko ways *as I down one* ... right after this one. Really though, Im probably never gonna live this one down. But shit ... they say there is always a silver lining ... and I guess if I really think about it... yea, Im not gonna lie. I pat myself on the back knowing I plowed a semi-hot GILF, and her still smoking daughter... all in one year. Thanks to 4Lokos, Ive now filled a mom & daughter full of creampies. WOW. TRUE STORY
Loko: 70
Not Loko: 32
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derp: Had a cranberry lemonade Loko and six beers, went to a dance club with my buddies, and even though I hate to dance, apparently I was tearing shit up. According to witnesses, in my flailing I ended up elbowing this girl in the head on three occasions before we left. When we got back to my friend's dorm I desperately wanted to check my email, but my laptop was in my buddy's room, which was locked. Apparently he had a girl in there, but I was unaware of anything other than the fact that my laptop was in there and I needed it right fucking then. I decided to try ramming the door with my shoulder. I ended up breaking the deadbolt out of the frame. I also ended up bursting in on my friend trying to get it on with none other than the same girl whom I had elbowed in the face earlier that night. Needless to say, she ran the hell out of there, my friend got blueballs and a busted door, and I got to check my email. All in all it worked out pretty nicely.
Loko: 70
Not Loko: 35
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Mailbocks: a mailbox hit my car cause of four four lokos
Loko: 70
Not Loko: 38
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