Here are some Loko Stories:

bonebreaker: So I had a tasty lemonade 4loko to kick off a night of wild drinking. Followed that up with various mixed drinks for a few hours before blacking out completely. Around 4am, I gradually floated back up into consciousness and realized that my wrist was broken and massively swollen. No one knows what happened because the only person I was with was also blackout thanks in part to getting loko. Drinking 4loko that night: Great decision, or greatest decision?
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elena: First time I had ever drank a four loko, I lost my virginity. To a guy I met a few days earlier. I never slept with the guy I was with for a year prior because I was insistent about waiting. HAHAHAH FUCK THAT. Thank you four loko <3
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Tamara: On Halloween, I drank a Loko and at least four tequila shots. At the bar, I took off my tiny booty shorts on the dance floor, under which I had tights but no underwear. Then I took off my tights, and put my shorts back on (most likely flashing my twat at everyone). Then I took my tights and sling-shotted them across the dance floor, and then proceeded to take pictures of them lying on the floor. I also kept spitting on the floor inside and loudly calling random girls bitches for no reason. I danced with a gay dressed as fairies - one of them was painted blue - and I got blue make-up on my nose. Later I stole a skull-shaped glass bottle right off the bar and hid it under my shirt pretending to be pregnant. I went to the bathroom to try to fit the skull in my purse. I succeeded and fit my shoes in there too. Then I puked, and "borrowed" some girls' breath spray and stole that from her. When we left the bar, I demonstrated my flexibility to people walking by, by standing on one leg with the other resting on top of a parking meter. I then stole a huge pylon from a construction site, carried it with me for a while, and ended up throwing it onto a train just as its doors were closing as we waited on the platform for ours. Then I called my boyfriend asking him to meet me at a particular station, and I split up with my friends. But then I got lost and it took me an hour to finally find him. I passed out during sex. In the morning I had to borrow some pants from him because I was wearing only tiny booty shorts with nothing underneath and I had no desire to ride the bus home that way. I was a complete mess. I puked in the shower when I got home. Oh, Four Loko. 
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stellap87: Decided to pregame my best friends 21st birthday that saturday. Me and a friend went out to the local Noodle and bought 8 lokos for me and our guests. During the course of the night I drank two and a half four lokos and had 3 shots. Apparently I made out with half of the party, yelled at my friend on the phone for not coming to the party, hooked up with another girl who was not one of my friends, cried in a room and madeout with another guy in that room, went in the student escort with my friend and ended up at larry's steaks. Cried again I wanted to go home, ran into friends, did a lap around the store. My friend stuck me in the escort who I somehow talked into taking me back to my car. drove back to my apartment. my friend rach pulled me out of my car at my place. my guy friends showed up. I then proceeded to run around more this time, but around my building while my friends tried to catch me. Offered to have a 4 some with my guy friends. Offered my girl a foursome with my guy friends. made my friend go outside and check on my car. ended up face in the toliet with two guy friends supporting me while i got sick. woke up with no hangover the next day. awesome. lol
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lewee_regal : i went on a week long four loko bender. when it was all said and down, i was asked to move out of my house, i broke up with my girlfriend,broke two fingers, stole a womans bicycle, and got a black eye from god knows where. delicious shit!
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4hoko: I drank a 4loko at a party over the summer. The first loko gave me the balls to drink a tallboy of old english, a couple shots of vodka, a shot of e&j and a couple of swigs of andre. After leaving the party, my friends proceeded to drag race all the way back to their house. Once there we smoked a blunt and took more shots. I ended up leaving to walk in the rain for a random ass booty call. I remember having really weird sex in a car and my head kept accidentally opening the window. I woke up the next morning back at my friend's house with my dress inside out, my underwear on backwards, no wallet and the suspicion that I had cried in my sleep.
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Zack Morris : Alright, Im not gonna go into too much detail since I dont wanna be identified. Anyhow, I drank 4 cans the the magical juice, and from gathering information what happened was a night Im glad I do NOT remember. It started with stumbling back into the store to get more, and when the guy said they had run out, I apparently raged & went over the counter to "fight" I guess. Well, first of all Im a regular, so besides my dodging the store now, Im pretty sure thats why he didnt call the cops. BUT that didnt stop me from accidentally bumping into the "cop button" underneath the counter during our may-lay. Well, after I was told I was caught on camera, and some persuasion from the people around... I took off. I ran and left the party I was with and apparently disappeared. After this you would think I would wake someplace butt raped, but a skilled fighter (drunk or not) yet somewhat intelligent, I was able to run to an old girlfriends house. Now, she loves to party... so she wasnt home. Ok .. So the next part I cant say for sure how it happened, but I guess I had tried to climb in her window "to hide from the popo" when I was spotted by her mother. She recognized me (of course), and surprisingly didnt kick me out. In fact im not proud to say this, but I ended up boning her. I woke up naked with my raw dogged dick tucked between her wrinkled ass cheeks. I jumped up (now sober) not remembering wtf happened. She in turn woke up and said she had showered me and told me how the whole thing went down from the moment I had climbed in her daughters window. She told me not to worry she wouldnt say anything to my ex... now, as Im getting dressed (as quick as possible), with a look of horror, she says her daughter didnt come home last night. Granted I was curious where she was, but I wasnt trying to stick around especially since I had just piped her moms! So I took off.. forgoing the ride and breakfast offer. As I turn the corner to the nearby Taco Bell, confused as shit. I call my friends... who meet me and tell me the first half and that I "may be wanted". Im still hiding, but omfg... I have now retired from my Loko ways *as I down one* ... right after this one. Really though, Im probably never gonna live this one down. But shit ... they say there is always a silver lining ... and I guess if I really think about it... yea, Im not gonna lie. I pat myself on the back knowing I plowed a semi-hot GILF, and her still smoking daughter... all in one year. Thanks to 4Lokos, Ive now filled a mom & daughter full of creampies. WOW. TRUE STORY
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Ian Cross: I got drunk on beer and whiskey. When we went on a booze run we decided we need energy. We decided on Four Loko. One of those bad boys sent me into a downward spiral. First, I fought a door. Then I got into an arguement with my roomate about nothing. I gathered up all of my hygiene gear, a Hajii rag, an 8 intch knife, and a bottle of mustard. After throwing all of my hygiene gear into the river, I wrapped the Hajii rag around my head like a terrorist. I found a tree that i didnt like, sprayed it with mustard, and proceeded to knife fight it for about 10 minutes. I disapeared. I found out later that multiple cop cars were on the look out for me for about an hour. I forgot why i was mad at my roomate and started back. thats when I was arrested. Damn fuzz finally got me. My roomate magically showed up and started yelling things like,"TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF!! IT LOOKS BETTER ON COPS!!" I didn't have the knife on me anymore so they had to let me go. Colonel Mustard, in the quad, with the knife. Game over.
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Mailbocks: a mailbox hit my car cause of four four lokos
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ADDTabber: Back in the day when Loko had caffiene I could drink one of those and even though I was drunk I could study all night long. When they took out da caffiene I started popping addies all the time to stay focused even though I didn't have a prescription. Then I found this "ADDTabz" that I can just order online without a prescription.
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Eddy Kowalziewski: Drank a 4Loko before the gym, thought it was an energy drink. Started fingering my butthole on the stairmaster, came hard.
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