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PukeDick: So having a good time at a party going on at my house with a bunch of friends. After a couple of shots of soco, couple shots of smirnoff greenapple, and 4 beers i decide to have one of the 4lokos laying in my fridge. Next thing I remember.. I'm puking violently in the upstairs toilet, got some kind of turrets shit going on cause im yelling "BIG DICK" and "BALLS" inebetween vomits while screaming. Someone thought I was exorcising demons. Then a dude comes up to pee when I get up and I gotta puke again. So I puke over his shoulder as he takes his leak and it waterfalls over his dick into the toilet. Should be called FuckYeahLoko
Loko: 327
Not Loko: 292
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Kait.: After one loko, a beer & a long island.. let's just say I was a fucking shit show. According to the scrapes on my hand, knees and top of my foot, I'm pretty sure I fell down a million times on my way home. **** & I practically fucked on the stairs outside of my apartment. The only neighbor of mine that I actually know had to squeeeeeeze past us just to get up the stairs. ("Oh, hey, Joe!") Laid down on my living room floor and proceeded to drunk dial my ex-boyfriend. Hung up with him, rolled over & vommed. Got up, stumbled to the restroom, and sat down on the toilet , peeing & leaning over the bathroom sink to vomit at the same time. Passed out in that position & woke up a few hours later. I. HATE. FOUR LOKO.
Loko: 326
Not Loko: 298
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malaking utot: drank a 4loko n then i got gassy. i went to my dog to fart in his face n ended up sharting myself.
Loko: 325
Not Loko: 267
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Mailbocks: a mailbox hit my car cause of four four lokos
Loko: 325
Not Loko: 274
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lo ko: After three I decided to steal a hobos shopping cart and ride it down a busy street into oncoming traffic meanwhile being chased by hobo. Then I stole the mans booze right out his cart, ran, drank all of it and passout in a bush in front of my apartment. I can't believe I'm alive.
Loko: 325
Not Loko: 276
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lewee_regal : i went on a week long four loko bender. when it was all said and down, i was asked to move out of my house, i broke up with my girlfriend,broke two fingers, stole a womans bicycle, and got a black eye from god knows where. delicious shit!
Loko: 325
Not Loko: 278
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kylerz15: One night i ended up drinking 4 four lokos and attempted to play guitar. I have been playing for years, and i did not even know how to play a single song that night. I also sexually harassed two girls with plastic fruit. i then pulled an upper decker at a random house threw up on a cat and broke my dvd player.
Loko: 324
Not Loko: 279
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dip: I drank a four loko.. now I'm pregnant.
Loko: 324
Not Loko: 283
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Grrrr: Stop posting BS stories
Loko: 324
Not Loko: 290
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Jack Lev: drank 2 lokos driving with my gf. fuckin homeless guy stole my car when i left it wit keys in ignition. got on my gf's little sis bike and chased him down. blacked out... i have no car. no bike. girlfriend dumped me. 4 loko ruined my life
Loko: 324
Not Loko: 296
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