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VikingGoneLoko: The night started with my good friend and i each killing a four loko and a 24 of Old English in about 15-20 min during a drinking game. Turned out that there was about 6-8 shots of tequila in his fridge. That was gone soon after. This is when the blackout hit. I somehow managed to climb up the Ridge and found my way to my other friends room where a few beers were killed. Soon there after i some how got to my room and decided that a shower was a good idea. I was woken up naked at 8am still in the shower. Turns out i had passed out naked in the shower over the drain. I flooded the bathroom, my room and my suitemates room with standing water. Oh Four Loko.
Loko: 106
Not Loko: 60
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out4thecount: Drank about 3 lokos and killed a keg with some friends. We all woke up wearing eyepatches, on top of each other, inside of a boat we made out of cardboard keystone packaging. Pirate bitch wasted.
Loko: 106
Not Loko: 67
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Mailbocks: a mailbox hit my car cause of four four lokos
Loko: 106
Not Loko: 70
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HOHO: i drank three 4 locos and at some point decided it was a good to ride my bike to a party with 4 loco still in hand, and soon my bike (with clip pedals) quickly became acquainted with the curb, I however landed victoriously on my feet after having somehow hopped over the handlebars as my bike hit the curb ..... 4 loco still in hand, no drop spilled
Loko: 106
Not Loko: 72
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lovefourlokos: So it was my best friends birthday(she turned 17) and to celebrate we decided to throw a big party. For alc we got 6 four lokos for ourselves and ton of beer and vodka. We both chugged 3 lokos each in about and hour and I decided to drive myself and seven others(my car seats 5)to in n out,ordered food, drove into a sign at a church, stopped to play at the park and then we both black out. We woke up naked in some random persons jacuzzi with clothes, empty cans, and used condoms all around the jacuzzi. asked what the fuck happened the night before, and found out I had sex with my bestfriends college brother and she fucked his best friend. THANK YOU FOUR LOKO.WE LOVE YOU.
Loko: 105
Not Loko: 62
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Hi: None of these are true.
Loko: 105
Not Loko: 71
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Aspiring Black Woman: Once upon a time, in North Philadelphia, it was my friends birthday. What a better way to celebrate a birthday than to go loko. The plans were to pre game at my friend's apartment, then get a taxi to the clubs in South Philly. I ended up killing an entire blue razz four loko before everyone even got to the pre game. After a few rounds of beer pong, we were ready to go out. We called two cabs. I was in the second cab, but it was extremely late. While we were anxiously waiting for our cab outside of the apartment, I chugged the second half of my second loko...screamed "fuck this" then chucked the can in the police station parking lot across the street. We ended up getting the cab for two blocks then changed our minds and got let out. While we were walking back to the apartment, I told everyone I was "getting my black girl swag on", because white chicks don't got no swag. I ended up tripping on a curb, tumbling into the street, and spraining my ankle. After hobbling back to the apartment I felt the need to call my boss and tell her I failed to be black. I looked at my phone the next day and realized i was on the phone with her for fifteen fucking minutes. We ended up going back out, but when we got to the party I had to walk my friend home. I hobbled her home six blocks and then hobbled back. I woke up at 7:30 the next morning to go to work, and I couldn't even stand. Ironically, I was involved in a photoshoot for promotional safety. All day this guy took pictures of me, hungover as shit, in an ankle brace, hobbling on ladders.
Loko: 105
Not Loko: 73
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slugg: Gal brought some to a small party at my house for Halloween. Drank 2 and a few shots, have no idea what happened the rest of the night, but was told I took my shirt off and was running around the neighborhood stealing pumkins off of other people's porches. Sure enough, there were a dozen jack-o-lanterns on my porch and puke on the sidewalk. And then I crapped blood for two days.
Loko: 105
Not Loko: 80
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zook37: In honoring our friends who have been legally banned from drinking the wonder that is a 4 loko, a group of friends and I (in total 7 girls) decided to have a "four loko fiesta" last saturday night. The evening started off slow, and then changed when we all played kings with our fours. Just think about it, waterfalling with four's. Highlights of the evening: one of the girls peed off the balcony of a third floor on-grounds college apartment complex, one girl's mid-party status "fdour locko fiestas 11111111111111!!!!!! WHOSSSOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEHEH3EHES hahaha IF YOUS MESS WITH THE CBUUL YOU GET THE HORNSDDSSSS!!!!!!", and one girl took 110 photos with no pants on. These pictures helped piece the night together because each and every person blacked out at some point.
Loko: 104
Not Loko: 71
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lo ko: After three I decided to steal a hobos shopping cart and ride it down a busy street into oncoming traffic meanwhile being chased by hobo. Then I stole the mans booze right out his cart, ran, drank all of it and passout in a bush in front of my apartment. I can't believe I'm alive.
Loko: 103
Not Loko: 63
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