Here are some Loko Stories:

out4thecount: Drank about 3 lokos and killed a keg with some friends. We all woke up wearing eyepatches, on top of each other, inside of a boat we made out of cardboard keystone packaging. Pirate bitch wasted.
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paul: last night i drank 4 four lokos, the next morning i have 3 pornvideos on internet
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malaking utot: drank a 4loko n then i got gassy. i went to my dog to fart in his face n ended up sharting myself.
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HOHO: i drank three 4 locos and at some point decided it was a good to ride my bike to a party with 4 loco still in hand, and soon my bike (with clip pedals) quickly became acquainted with the curb, I however landed victoriously on my feet after having somehow hopped over the handlebars as my bike hit the curb ..... 4 loco still in hand, no drop spilled
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4WACKo: OK. so the night started like any thursday... I got me a LOKO and killed it. Got another and killed it. proceeded to drink all the beer in my bros fridge and smoke... THIS IS THE POINT I WAS FILLED IN ON LATER.... so apparently I went to a party and the cops came so the house owner locked the doors.. I left anyway LOKO in hand. I walked right past the cops fell down the steps and yelled at the damn steps for being so hard to use... then i stole a bike from a large black man in north philly and he called the cops.. the cops didnt believe him and tried to give me the bike.. mylifeisLOKO
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Anon: I am prepared to drive to Connecticut once a month to stock up on four lokos (FUCK YOU NEW YORK, FUCK YOU)
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Rockstar lifestyle: drank 5 cuatro crazies in less then one hour went to school, got suspended, lost all my possessions, woke up in a hospital( not like in a bed like in the waiting area still drunk), walked home half naked, screamed at some people on a bus and lost my virginity to my cleaning lady. probably the single greatest day of my life.
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vincen: Last night, my friends and I drove 1 hour and 45 minutes to a club. We started drinking in the car, finished the vodka and my buddy decided to stop at the gas station. we all pitched, and got four four lokos. I had blue rasperry. Finished it relatively quickly for my small size (mind you I am 5 6', 130 pounds. I'm a relatively peaceful and calm guy. We go into the club, after a rip a new asshole for this chick for pulling out front of the club in a new escalade. She was beat, so I let the whole line know how I felt. Finally got in, took my shirt off and started grinding on girls. Tried to get a girl to dance, she said no so i ripped her shoe off her foot and threw it into the middle of the dancefloor. She went to search for it, and I followed (how genius I am drunk). I Wrapped my legs around a super hot chick whilst holding onto a pole, later to find out she was a hired dancer at the club. I was escorted out by some kind security guards, hung outside shirtless, got naked in public three times, wore the security guards jacket to stay warm. Then my friends came out, I tried to sneak in again through the back door. Small mexican man followed us down the street, I marked my territory every block by finding fences to pee on. Found a tree near the car, said "Fuck you tree", broke a large branch and threw it into the street. I puked the whole way home into my own shirt, carried into my house by my friends, spit water into my dogs face at point zero, and woke up drunk in my own bed with the taste of rasperry in my mouth. fuck you four loko
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lo ko: After three I decided to steal a hobos shopping cart and ride it down a busy street into oncoming traffic meanwhile being chased by hobo. Then I stole the mans booze right out his cart, ran, drank all of it and passout in a bush in front of my apartment. I can't believe I'm alive.
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ADDTabber: Back in the day when Loko had caffiene I could drink one of those and even though I was drunk I could study all night long. When they took out da caffiene I started popping addies all the time to stay focused even though I didn't have a prescription. Then I found this "ADDTabz" that I can just order online without a prescription.
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BallzDeep: I woke up the other day with several four loco cans in my sink, blood all over my face, a ruptured bursa sack and five grams of coke. I will never go as Dr. Rockso for Halloween again.
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